#gharashambles

[gharashambles]

Hey gharashambles, I was wondering what happened to the fanfiction you wrote about Regis, detlaff, and your OC Maina? I've been scouring the web for it but I can't find it for the life of me! Was it removed/privated?

I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of To Bloom by the amazing Mackallackattack! If you log in you should be able to read it!

Maina is theirs, I was just obsessed with the fic! The babies! The batsex! The ART!! The incredible amount of angst!

[aenvittorielle]

heeey, merry Christmas Eve & happy holidays for u all!🫶🏻

wish u all the best, looove and joy! hug u all warmly! 🤍🪄🎄

sendin u all my love 🫶🏻 @sedailanderekaden @marinamk29 @eredins-wife @marinamk29 @fileizdosijeax @gharashambuns @rose-moon @challengeofthedark @raivenreine @caelmewedd @gharashambles 💌

[thedevilishlyangelic]

Tagged!

Tagged by @shadowy-dumbo-octopus

Tagging @platypusafro @gharashambles @deacf-coffee-is-a-sin and anyone else who even thinks about doing this, you’re tagged too!💙 no pressure though!

3 Ships:

Geralt/Regis(witcher): This is the first paring I was introduced to in the witcher fandom years back and it has and never will leave my brain. The monster hunter x monster pairings has my soul in a vice grip and it aint ever letting go. Those two old farts will forever hold a dear spot in my heart.

Dettlaff/witcher oc (witcher): I can’t help but ship my OC Dessi with that sensitive dark hair and brooding vampire because she is the light that will never burn his gentle soul. The games did that man dirty in the dlc at the end. Like how the fuck do you make the manipulated victim the monster and killing him the good ending while saving his lover(human) who practically tortured the vampire by making him believed she was being held ransoms/in danger, so she can make him kill what he believes are innocent people with the lover’s sister being the last(does not quite happen) victim. (I can write a damn paper on how I feel about that dumb deal)

The Commander (OC)/Trahearne (Guild Wars 2) I am so in love with this MMO and when I first met Trahearne and through out the core story as he grows as a leader, I just couldn’t help but imagine how my character would be falling in love with that sweet salad. Still grumpy how they did him in the Heart of Thorns expansion because people wanted to complain. 

First ship

Honestly can’t remember but I know they were self inserts. I know they were with the supposed ‘villains’ of the stories because apparently i’m just like that. Shoot I had a crush on Crowley from supernatural that a friend and I both cowritten our OCs with mine of course with the king of hell. 

Currently consuming:

Soon to be coffee as I got it brewing. (I got distracted with the coffee and then other things happened and didn’t come back to continuing this post till hours later...oops)

Currently watching:

Does watching a game playthrough count? cause it is GOW: Ragnarok but only a lil bit at a time since i’m either working or sleeping. but OMG Kratos growing into being a proper dad and of course I have a soft spot for talkative know-it-alls that support the main character AKA Mimir. 

Last movie:

It was a while back but it was The Old Guard. That shit was amazing, and I need a sequel like PRONTO!

Last song:

Filthy Freaks by Bones UK

Currently reading:

I was reading the witcher series but after the last move, I have all the books packed up and i’m going to move again in a month or so i guess so I just haven’t unpacked them..but I probably should get those books out since my counselor said it would help with my creativity and since reading has always been a positive impact on myself. 

Currently craving:

A really good soup. like eggdrop soup or french onion soup. I��m always in the mood for a soup. Updated, I found some canned Potatoe leek soup and got excited thinking it would taste the same as what I would get in the college dining hall but alas, the cooks would make it from scratch and from a can its only ‘meh’.

[aenvittorielle]

thanks @kirielle for taggin, sorry for being so long with answering 💔

not easy to choose just 5 ones, but i’ll try. 🩶 it might be a little boring :)

1. Depeche Mode – You move

2. Mylene Farmer – Pourvu qu’elles soient douces

3. Sade – No ordinary love

4. Therapie TAXI – Hit Sale

5. Orville Peck – Dead of Night

@livingonmyown @gharashambles @eredins-wife @marinakd29not @caelmewedd @raivenreine @challengeofthedark @ilveswoed @gharashambuns @fileizdosijeax and whoever wants to share too. 🫶🏻

🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

Thank you for the tag @toribookworm22

Tarzan Boy by Baltimora

More Than a Feeling by Boston

Second That Emotion by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

Reflections of My Life by Marmalade

Fast Car by Tracy Chapman

@lilylavender @xtakeitisisx @xsanguinisdulcex @destroyscythe-heck @abyssalwind @ace-pervert @genderenvyincarnate @terror-billie @drstriderandcommanderdrax-univrs @drakepad-luv-2000 @vvitch-mist @defenestrations @thecrewoftheimmortalis @sundove88 @thetooconnoisseurlionlotusmystic @girlboss-edelgard

[int9]

Your tags are perfection, as per usual. I feel like that aspect of him genuinely is relatable to so many people in such a different way than many other characters, especially considering the way repentant vampires are usually portrayed. A vicious breath of fresh air. I wonder what form his growth as a character will take? Do you think he'll have a moment or realization? What could you see being the catalyst for that?

Thank you!!! I hope it’s ok if I publish this! I think I got a bit carried away. 😟

Astarion’s lack of repentance at this point is something that I actually found... binding me to him, in a way. I’m even more invested in his development now that I’ve already formed an attachment to him, in the sense that, I feel like I need to stick around just to make sure that this character I’ve grown so fond of isn’t actually evil to his core. And it’s not just me being optimistic; I think it would be thematically consistent with the significance of choice, freedom, autonomy, power, etc. attached to his character to explore contrasting sides of what he could be. If he chose evil when he was in power, wouldn’t it be interesting to see him choose good? And if he is just evil to his core, well... I’d find it a bit boring, but I’ll still be simping. It’s part of the risk I took falling in love with him in EA. 

I’m really just hoping for at least one realistic, optimistic outcome each for the non-romance and romance routes. I don’t know how much disbelief I need to suspend here, especially since they’ve already done a great job at creating such a realistic and lifelike character, but I’d be surprised if it took only the three acts of the final game to fully resolve all of Astarion’s personal issues, i.e. his lack of morality and repentance for his evil deeds, maladaptive behaviors acquired/exacerbated due to his trauma, and the need to heal from the trauma itself. I just don’t see several hundreds of years of conditioned thoughts and behaviors to disappear without equally intense and enduring conditioning in the opposite direction. 

That being said, I do hope to see some growth and change for his character by the end of the game. Even in Act 1, I’m seeing signs of trust and respect that I don’t think can be explained away by conscious manipulation on his part, such as his vulnerability to Tav during the bite scene, his honoring of Tav’s request to only feed on whatever they allow him to, and his lack of intention to bite Tav at the romance scene. While one could argue for practical reasons behind his actions in these scenes, I think the emotions and intentions he expresses during them are genuine and that they build trust between him and Tav. 

What do I think it would take for Astarion to have his “moment of realization”? Purely speculation, but from a symbolic standpoint and considering the themes that have been associated so heavily with the character, I think it’d take Astarion killing Cazador (his current preoccupation, for obvious reasons), the acquisition of his full freedom, and then... Astarion making a very bad choice and facing the worst possible justified consequences for it. 

Now, I can see one argue: didn’t that already kind of happen, with Astarion having been sentenced to centuries of slavery and unimaginable torture for what he did as a magistrate? I would say, while what Cazador did to him was a consequence of his actions, it was not in any way a justified punishment for his crimes, nor was it likely intended to “teach him a lesson” about morality (not that it would justify it). Regardless, Astarion doesn’t seem to have changed his morality due to what he endured, and only seems to have become more sadistic and less empathetic (which is actually very understandable given the experience). I think that Astarion will need to make the connection in his head that with his new freedom, his choices will determine his outcomes and what he deserves, and that his actions are what will make or break him. Maybe this means he will have the choice to betray Tav and the party at some point, and that your choices as the player will determine what happens here. 

I think a part of his story will also have to deal with all the stuff regarding his trauma, such as his complexes about appearing self-sufficient and refusing sympathy, and trying to distance himself from his own victimhood by refusing to show empathy to other victimized people. Not sure what could be the catalyst to accepting this part of himself, but I surely don’t believe that he lacks the ability to empathize, merely the willingness. I also don’t believe he lacks the ability to love and care about someone, he just has many reasons to reject the vulnerability it takes to do so unconditionally. 

He has so much potential as a character to grow and change. I don’t see it happening overnight, likely not even entirely in three acts, but I do hope to see enough change in him that a positive trajectory for him can be inferred moving forward. 

Another thing, I’ve been thinking about Astarion’s life in itself as a story in three parts. Perhaps not the typical three-act structure, but something more akin to: Part 1 - at the height of his power as a magistrate, Part 2 - his all time low with all freedom and autonomy taken away, Part 3 - post-Ilithid abduction, an acknowledgement of his crimes in Part 1, healing from the pain of Part 2, and a balance between achieving autonomy and self-efficacy while also learning appropriate trust and vulnerability. From a narrative standpoint as well, it just doesn’t make a lot of sense to me for Astarion to inevitably end up the same as he was in Parts 1 and 2 despite your choices as the player... especially when the concepts of freedom and choice are kind of his whole deal, aren’t they?  

Link to referenced tags: https://int9.tumblr.com/post/641686770552111104

[sebdoeswords]

For the character ask, hard mode ACTIVATED: Vilgefortz 🖤

NOTP: Vilgefortz/Happiness

BROTP: Vilgefortz/The Law Of These Hands

OTP: Vilgefortz/Death

2nd Choice: Vilgefortz/Incarceration

Fluff: Vilgefortz/Dick Punch

Angst: Vilgefortz/Almost Getting Away

Poly: Vilgefortz/His Dick/Angoulême's Knife

Weird: Vilgefortz/Geralt because Geralt definitely described him as handsome on Thanedd at first

[askfordoodles]

Heya Doodles! Do you think Regis would get along with your crow demon well? I was just thinking of him seeing them for the first time and having big eye sparkles as if his whole existence led to THIS MOMENT, The Ultimate Corvid ExperienceTM

Eventually yes. But at first it would def be the other way around. Crow is wary of ALL strangers, but she would be intrigued by his soft tone of voice and his kindness toward corvids. She’d crush on him so hard! She’d try to spy on him and learn more about this strange person, who walks unafraid in the deep woods. Of course, you can’t really sneak up on a Higher Vampire...

Crow would even try to transform into her raven form to see if she could get away with following him more closely (dum dee dum I’m just another bird plz talk to me) - but sensing higher cognitive function in that particular bird he would just address her directly “I know you are not really a bird, my dear.” He’d maybe even assume she was a mage or sorceress’ familiar for a while and be wary of her intentions.

They’d be besties eventually though, when Regis gets tired of having someone follow him so brazenly. He’d introduce himself and they’d have a lot of fun learning of each others’ species...

What you might not expect is how close she’d end up being with Dettlaff. They’d be much more wary of one another in the beginning, but with Dett’s natural ability to tame/soothe wild things and being a bit wild himself he’d be the only one who could successfully calm her down when she gets triggered into her completely feral war-form. Not only because he’d be the only one strong enough (a crow demon’s war-form is comparable to Dett’s final form in terms of power and blind rage) to survive it, but also, he understands her in this state and can use his mind to calm hers.

He finds her refreshingly feral and she finds him surprisingly safe and sturdy. She knows he won’t judge her or take it personally if she accidentally hurts him.

They’d all be like family eventually, but there’s be quite a bit of cautious dancing around one another before they realize how much they have in common :)

[dravenxivuk]

Can you please tell those of us who don't know much about Lily a little about her? I've always been curious from seeing her in your games!

Enthuse at length about my Witcher OC? sure xD 

Race: Demon Gender: Female Immediate family: None Sexuality: Bisexual disaster Occupation:  Witcheress, explorer 

Lily is thought to be around 400 years old, but she doesn’t actually know, and stopped paying attention at least three centuries ago. She shows no physical signs of aging.

Demeanour: Laid back and cheerful most of the time, but mess with those she cares about and she will hurt you. Maybe not now, but one day she will come back to you because she has all the time in the world. Less concerned about slights to herself, probably won’t even notice them. Will tease those she likes, but will tone it down if they’re getting uncomfortable. Does have a soft side but you have to earn her trust before she’ll show it.

Likes: Shiny things (especially if they’re sharp and pointy), learning, travelling & exploring, dancing, reading, red wine, having her head scratched at the base of her horns (very few people know this).

Languages: Can read and speak most languages of the Northern Realms fluently, has reasonable knowledge of other languages from her travels.

Preternaturally Strong: Lily’s strength is on par with a higher vampire.

Regeneration: Lily regenerates incredibly quickly – as fast, if not faster than, a higher vampire.

Always sober: Can’t get drunk due to how fast she heals, but keeps trying anyway!

Soul-free: Doesn’t have a soul.

Long Witcher 3 verse background under the cut (basically her about from the sideblog where I RP her @simplly-lilly ).  She has other verses - modern, Nioh 2 based, a couple of ‘old’ verses set 50-ish years after Witcher 3, but this is her main one.

Lily ended up in the Northern Realms because she investigated an interesting shiny disc she found in her own world. She appeared in an intricately drawn circle in a mage’s lab which was very pretty but she was far more interested in the shiny baubles he had hanging around so wandered over for a closer look. Master Bertrand, the mage, got quite upset that she just ambled out of his summoning circle, he wasn’t aiming for a horned woman but as she’d shown up she should at least have the decency to follow the rules.

Bertrand wrote a work, Master Bertrand’s Treatise on Summoning & Containing Demonic Entities, based on his summoning of Lily that made him infamous among goetia magic users, mostly because none were ever able to replicate his work and summon their own demon. Lily maintains this is because he only summoned her by accident because she went to look at the shiny disc.

Nonetheless it is possible to summon her, something that has so far been managed accidentally by one scholar in Oxenfurt and a group of witchers messing about in Kaer Morhen. Being summoned is disconcerting and makes her hungry, as such her standard advice for anyone trying to summon a demon is to dispense with the theatrics and make sure you have snacks on hand for when they get there because they’ll be grumpy. If she trusts someone enough she’ll give them her sigil so they can call her whenever they want.

Master Bertrand periodically subjected Lily to horrific experiments and she is heavily scarred as a result, but most people never notice as she heals so quickly her scars are barely visible. Those who do look closely might notice that a lot of them look medical, almost vivisection-like as the mage wanted to find out if demons were the same on the inside as people, among other things. Lily doesn’t like to talk about it and as those who do notice the scarring tend to put it down to fighting she generally doesn’t have to.

Lily ended up staying with Master Bertrand for about a century. He taught her various languages of the Northern Realms and how to read, which he regretted doing as soon as she found the library and started disappearing for weeks at a time. Lily stayed with the Bertrand as long as she did despite the hideous experiments he conducted on her, because it never occurred to her that she could leave.

There were protective wards around the house, and strong magical barriers controlling where she could go. The Mage experimented with magical implants for a while as a way to track and control her, but her accelerated healing powers just pushed them out almost immediately. When he needed to restrain her for an experiment he would have to use massive amounts of magic that would leave him drained for days. As she’s concerned dimeritium is just another shiny metal, it is no more or less effective at restraining her than anything else, and she’s very fond of silver.

Master Bertrand had an ongoing contract with a Cat witcher who brought him interesting bits of monsters for potions and occasional live specimens if requested. For one set of experiments Bertrand hired Cat to spar with Lily, he wanted to see how her speed and strength compared to a witcher having already established she was stronger than humans. Cat won easily and told Bertrand that if he wanted accurate measurements she would need to be trained otherwise the results would always be skewed, so Bertrand hired Cat to do just that.

Cat not only taught Lily hand-to-hand combat and sword play but how to use a whole range of blades, and how to hide them to pass the most thorough searches. Her witcher training would be obvious to any witcher who sparred or fought her, probably down to which school. She can fight very well, although she’s not quite as fast as most witchers, but she can also get reckless because it’s only pain and she heals. She’s very protective of her friends and while most of them are fast healing witchers, she regenerates faster so will put herself between them and peril if the need arises.

Cat also taught Lily how to make witcher potions and an exciting array of poisons, much to Master Bertrand’s annoyance as Cat (and later Lily) refused to share this knowledge with him. Cat tried to teach her to use witcher signs but abandoned it after she blew up half the lab trying to igni a candle.

Cat and Lily were a couple for almost 70 years. Cat made her promise that when he died she’d return his medallion to his school, however he didn’t set a time limit on doing it so she now wears it as her own. Cat also made her promise to look after his blades and put them to good use, most of the blades secreted around her person used to belong to Cat and they have all seen a lot of use. She’ll talk about Cat if pushed, but won’t bring him up voluntarily.

Cat died after being betrayed by Bertrand. Until Cat died she respected the magical barriers around the house, but the pain and fury over his death tapped into her demon nature more fully than any experiment and the barriers came apart as she forced through them. The ensuing fight with Bertrand was when they both discovered how distorted and warped magic can really get around her when she goes full demon. It was the last thing he ever discovered as shortly afterwards she ripped his heart out.

She also destroyed a lot of the darker corners of his lab, but she left the library and house intact. Much as she hates the place it’s always handy to have somewhere to go back to if absolutely necessary. She has an interesting collection of magical knickknacks courtesy of inheriting Bertrand’s collection, most she keeps because they’re shiny but a couple are actually useful.

She likes witchers and vastly prefers their company to humans, mostly because they’ve travelled a lot and seen a lot of shit so always have an interesting story to tell. They also know what it’s like to mostly pass as human until people get up close. When very bored she has been known to put up a contract on herself. Occasionally it works.

She will break her horns off herself if she’s travel through somewhere sensitive (looking at you Novigrad) but she doesn’t like doing it because they itch when they grow back, particularly when they’re going through the velvet shedding phase. Her horns usually grow a bit quicker than her hair, but if she takes a massive amount of damage they’ll grow back more quickly as her body kicks into healing mode.

Lily is a firm believer in hugs, and gets particular joy from hugging tetchy witchers as she’s sure they’d enjoy hugs too with a little practice. She just ignores it when they’re a bit awkward as it’s often been a while since whichever witcher she’s tackle hugged this time last had any friendly contact.

[gharashambles]

Amazon putting too much power in my hands oh god its here

Edit: Had 6 earrings, put 2 more in my left lobe and one in my cartliage. So now I've got 3 in each lobe and three in my right cartilage. Good times. Now heal up fast so I can do more god this is addicting isn't it

[aenvittorielle]

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

thank u @sedailanderekaden for taggin me and lettin me know u better! 🫶🏻

also i love such games! 💌

Three ships: ahhh i far from shippin rn, but i still in love with Geralt/Yenn (The Witcher), Nadya/Guzman (Elite) and Rachel/Chloe (Life is Strange).

Last song: Enrique Iglesias – Duele El Corazon. 🔥 it’s all cause of my old ass finally got to watch Elite firstly and i fell in love in Spanish language more then ever before (Enrique was my crush since i was 9 y.o., ok)

Last movie: The Devil wears Prada. i love movies of 00’s especially, all these vibes and Ann Hathaway is a brilliant, love her. also i love fashion and ok this is one of my fav movies hahah

Currently reading: a week ago i stopped reading Walter Schellenberg's memoirs cause i really love history, but at the moment i don’t read anything. it’s too much energy is spent on life worries. 💔

Currently watching: Elite, The Consultant (2023) and Mongrels xDD

Currently consuming: iced coffeee :) i may not to change current answer from my dear friend hahah

Currently craving: spend more time with my family, my parents, my husband and my pets. i really feel an urgent need for this. although i love my friends very much and can rightfully call myself a sympathetic friend, at the moment my whole focus is on my family. only they know what's really happening to me and what i’m going through.

Tagging: @eredins-wife @raivenreine @gharashambuns @livingonmyown @fileizdosijeax @challengeofthedark @gharashambles and whoever want to take a part too, i’ll be glade to read! <3

[terato-onlyfangs]

What do you think it would take to make Regis angry or annoy him?

Something I highly relate to Regis is his patience and lack of anger. For him to get angry and annoyed is highly slim, again possible however. For we all have our ticks.

Death is inevitable, a hard truth while you befriend mortals. And the vampires except that, most didn't care mind the death. I mean, come on, blood is quite important to the race. Emiel is different, still accepts death, but god forbid if you threat any close ones of his. It's even harder when it's loved ones fighting each other. He'll be mad at both, but protect them in any way he can of course. Using his trust. His love and care. That will the trigger to the crossbow.

What annoys him is when someone then takes advantage over his friends. It hurts him too, seeing his friends in pain absolutely kills him. He may hide how much it hurts him since he tries not to be super emotional.

But there's quite more to that, he's lived so long to see everything. His anger at killing for no reason and for the fun it will make him throw fists. Even in his younger days he didn't kill for fun, maybe to grab a few drinks with him, but still what he did in the past upsets him. He hates the not needed death, cruelty, injustice, racism and the immoral. Regis is so damn tired of it all. And ironically he's annoyed with himself at times, the lack of sleep, no longer fitting anywhere and even his secret longing for blood. Though annoying him will not force him into bat form. He tries to avoid it anyways.

[nim-lock]

Do you think you’ll ever do a Regis print tote bag? We’ve never seen Grandma model a Regis bag, which is a crying shame 😔

mebbeeeeee :-))) sometime whilst we are both yet alive

[witcher-not-quitter]

I'mma need 2, 5 and 13 for Dessi/Dettlaff's OTP Questions!

2. On a cold day, who likes to snuggle up to the other? The one main reason Dessi loves the cold, is being able to bury herself under blankets. If there's a certain vampire to latch on too then it is even better. Her limbs wrap around like kudzu and are equally stubborn to untangle from, though Dettlaff does not mind the least. An equally upside and downside to cool weather snuggles is that they both have ice blocks for feet. Great for when she places her icicle toes on his calves or thighs when she is in a teasing mood. Not so great, as he will get his revenge the same way. 

5. Who is more likely to kiss their partner on their forehead? Dettlaff. He loves how it always manages to break Dessi out into a grin every time. Though if there is something for Dessi to stand on, she will try to do it in return, or pout long enough for him to lean over.

13. Who still blushes when their partner compliments them? Both. They are both terrible in taking compliments without their cheeks burning a bit, but will go out of their way to compliment the other. Though nothing gets Dessi’s cheeks bright red like when Dettlaff describing her in depth with artistic detail. 

[sebdoeswords]

Accidentally unfollowed you trying to send this ask >:C Smol pp hater

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER READA DSJAKGFSJDF

you hate me because you know it’s true. Astarion’s got a small pp and you know it

[wholelottatiffy]

4, 8 and 12 for Saska/Regis OTP Questions! Wasn't meant to be mutiples of four but EYYY

EYYYY!!

4.  How would they describe each other to loved ones who haven’t met their partner yet?

So I always had this weird daydream idea of her meeting his parents. So I would imagine he would start off by introducing her like, “Saska is my mate and she’s over three centuries old. She’s extremely kind and considerate and is ready and willing to grow with me through my life and accept me for who I am.” And then let it slide that she’s not a vampire once he knows how they react to him telling them about her.

Saska on the other hand, Avallac’h was surprised when she told him but was still supportive. But if she were to explain to someone, an old family member or friend or something about him, it would probably go something like this.  “His name is Regis, and he’s about a hundred or so years older than myself. I actually didn’t trust him when we first met, crazy I know. But even from day one he has helped and supported me. Most people when we walk by, I can hear them say, ‘How did a man like that get a girl like her?’ and honestly, I have no idea because he’s the best decision I’ve ever made.” And same with Saska. Depending on who she was talking to, she would either wait to mention he was a vampire, or wait for Regis’s opinion before just giving everyone his personal details like that.

8. Who would want to take cute pictures for Instagram?

100% Saska. She would definitely be the one to be like, “Let’s take a picture!” And then probably remember that vampires don’t necessarily come up in photos. Lmao. But deep down Regis enjoys it. He would love how excited she would be to show him off.

12. If they each went to go buy an outfit for one another, what would they get?

Regis would buy her either something she would like, similar to her normal outfit of an overcoat, leggings and boots. Or something more formal like the super ornate and revealing formal dress she conjures up when she needs to. Probably a somewhat revealing dress tbh ;)

Saska would definitely buy him a new coat because of the patches and holes he’s had to sew on his own. That’s a definent. But similar to Regis, a formal suit because she has never once seen the man in anything fancy. And damn it, if she dreams about this man in a suit, then damn it she’s going to see it.

And they both would be extremely delighted to know that the two of them literally think the same way when it comes to clothes.

[askfordoodles]

What if Regis just has whole ass chunks of his life he barely recalls because of his drinking? Vampires in current day coming up to him and striking up a conversation with him and going, 'Mannn, remember that drunk cow race back in 1149? You clung to the bull as a bat and it flew through 2 fences? What a night, ol' boy!' but Regis is like um... what

“When you [black out drinking and do crazy things) enough, you kinda become like Michael Jackson... Anything anyone says about you might be true, and even you don’t know by the end...”

Is2g Regis’ entire backstory can be summed up in the “blackout drunk party” & “whiskey or perfume” skits by John Mulaney