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[gharashambles]

Hey gharashambles, I was wondering what happened to the fanfiction you wrote about Regis, detlaff, and your OC Maina? I've been scouring the web for it but I can't find it for the life of me! Was it removed/privated?

I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of To Bloom by the amazing Mackallackattack! If you log in you should be able to read it!

Maina is theirs, I was just obsessed with the fic! The babies! The batsex! The ART!! The incredible amount of angst!

[wholelottatiffy]

Do you have any nicknames? Where is your best friend? For the personal ask!

Tiff is a pretty solid one. Or Tif with a single "f" that's how I always wrote my shortened name as a kid and that is 100% how you know someone has known me for a LONG time is if they spell Tiff with 1 F. Other than that, Tiffers and Tiffles has stuck because of my DnD friends I play with.

Where is my best friend? Man I don't fucking know, somewhere. Lmao

[witcher-not-quitter]

I was recently thinking about Birthdays and for some reason couldn’t stop wondering how, if people were to acknowledge them, Dessi is with hers? I know you answered one on gifts, but the idea of Dessi on her birthday and that celebration of the self is something kinda different. How is she with other people wanting to celebrate her? I can’t stop thinking about it and it’s been like a week so I figured I should ask 😅

Dessi actually doesn’t know her actual birthday. She was dropped off at an orphanage as an infant but from the season, Dessi would guess she was either early spring/late winter. If I was to chose a date, I would say Feb 2, or the equivalent to that date in the witcher. Dessi doesn’t really celebrate hers and wouldn’t quite know how to take the gesture if her friends wanted to celebrate hers. Especially she often forgets it till later that year. Dessi wouldn’t like to have anything big done for her B-day but the sentiment of being gifted something or an act done for her would not be lost. 

[thememack]

Drew the precious boys again.

[toyacraft11]

What was your favorite part about playing Blood and Wine? Other than the vampire boys, of course X,D

hmm, I think when Anna asked Regis and Geralt if anyone else was a vampire, I was amused. Ahh, and also the trip to that fantasy world of syanna. (And when Syanna die >:D)

@mackallackattack

Beautiful person who draw this xD

[twilight-orchid]

Regis for the “send me a character” list!

AW YEAH THANK YOU!

favorite thing about them: I love how he’s simultaneously extremely eloquent and dignified but he’s also a troublemaker and a rabble-rouser. Like I love that he says he not only thought about becoming a burglar, but that the only reason he didn’t is that he thought it would be boring. He’s so chaotic and I LOVE IT

Least favorite thing about them: This one was really hard, but probably that he seems to kinda to take the world on his shoulders. Like he makes himself responsible for things out of his control and is willing to sacrifice himself and his happiness for others. An example I think of is him essentially torturing himself at Tesham Mutna as a way of repaying Dettlaff. And when we meet Dettlaff for the first time he says he’s working on helping Dettlaff be less bestial as if it's his responsibility and his fault if Dettlaff doesn’t integrate successfully into human society. Idk, I just feel like he’s really hard on himself and doesn’t give himself enough credit.

Favorite line: Okay this is several lines but it’s so Regis and it makes me happy. 

“When speaking of facts, tangible matters, I do indeed strive to express myself precisely and at length. However, when our discussions center on affairs of the intuition or things vampiric, my utterances are indeed towards the taciturn. For even the longest discourse would not allow me to explain to my interlocutor any issue of this purview satisfactorily.���

(side note for below, I think OTP means one true pairing but I have no clue if that's right and if I interpreted the three OTP questions right but here we go) 

brOTP: His friendship with Geralt is such goals. They banter, pick on each other, and yet they’re best friends and each would throw hands for the other. I haven’t gotten to the point in the books where we meet Regis but I am SO EXCITED. And again while I haven’t reached that part yet, I feel like he and Dandelion’s relationship would be super fun too.

OTP: While I don’t really ship characters with other characters, (I'm an x reader xOC kinda gal) I really feel like he and Dettlaff have a relationship that could be suited to a relationship rather than just a friendship. They’re personalities just feel like they would mesh well together in that dynamic. 

nOTP: If it weren’t canon that they’re friends I would never expect him to get along with Orianna. She actively participates in several activities that go against his current moral compass. And while it’s true that he used to do similar things as far as blood-drinking go, he overcame that addiction. It kinda reminds me of when you overcome any addiction and you sometimes have to part ways with the friends you had while you were still addicted because they either don’t understand you getting clean or try to drag you back into it. I kinda feel like she would be one of those friends for him. The game doesn’t say if Regis knows about what she does at the orphanage but if he did, I don’t personally feel that he would be okay it. While she isn’t killing the kids it’s still a really messed up Stockholm situation. Idk though, since he’s also a vampire he may be more empathetic or apathetic towards it especially since she doesn’t kill them. But again, idk I may be totally wrong. Sorry, that turned into an unnecessarily long thing lol.

random headcannon: I definitely headcanon Regis fidgeting when he’s deep in thought/ reading/ studying. Bouncing his knee, fiddling with his fingers, adjusting his clothes, running his tongue across his teeth, tapping his nails on the closest hard surface available, all that stuff. Idk if I’m projecting bc I do those, but the way he always holds and moves his satchel and messes with his gloves makes me feel like he has those tendencies.

Unpopular opinion: This one is kinda weird bc he also gives off mad vibes that he's a boss bitch and he knows it, but I think he has an underlying sense of self-loathing and depression. Living as a higher vampire among humans for eternity while never fully fitting in and having to watch the few mortals you become close to grow old and die would make anyone depressed. He says vampires don’t understand why human cling to life, so it’s not like he ignores that people are going to die, but I feel like it really bothers him that, for example, Geralt will die one day. He also just gives me a feeling of not being happy with himself but burying and masking it. There’s definitely guilt from his younger years but like the little journal he kept by his bed, he questions his choices in life and is at times unsatisfied that he’s chosen to ostracize himself from his peers. I think that may cause some more guilt as well since the opposite is how he used to live when he was young. Idk, I can’t really explain it, and the examples I gave weren’t all of why I think this, but I just feel like he hides self-esteem issues under a guise of eloquence and intellect.

Song I associate with them: Okay don’t laugh, but going by lyrics I think of Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Green Day. It’s frequently pointed out that he’s a loner and yet he seems to have a hankering for company. And now that I’ve written this down, I now have a vivid image of emo young Regis with black eyeliner and an MCR teeshirt jamming to Green Day.😂

Favorite picture of them: There re a TON of screenshots posted on tumblr that I adore but since I don’t want to repost something, I’ll include my favorite of the ones I’ve taken. (which isn’t a lot I need to work on fixing that. Getting screenshots off my ps4 is a bitch tho lol) I WILL, however, tag some of my favorite blogs that post amazing screenshots and other awesome witcher content. @wholelottatiffy @gharashambles @witcher-not-quitter @mackallackattack @assbuttfromhell

He looks all focused and badass. I also just like how he looks in candlelight.

I do not think the answers were supposed to be this long but boy do I have feelings about Regis lol. Thank you so much for the ask! Also if you follow me and don’t follow @dreamerlavellan, you need to! Both she and hers blog are amazing.

[arana-aranehn]

I CANT FUCKIN FIND IT BRO IM SORRY

@mackallackattack

I searched for literal hours last night and omfg corona and especially quarantine has bass boosted regis content I swear to god it has and this is the only reason im complaining cuz I CANT FIND THE FUNNY POST ABOUT THE SUCCUBUS WITH THE GIF I'M SORRY MEHN

[corrupted-nightshade]

:3

Was tagged by @mackallackattack

Relationships: My panromantic ass is single as fuck. XD as for friendships? i have a group of friends yes.

Break ups: 3(???) break ups. i think.

Kids: i don't have any. i don't plan to have any of my own, but i will adopt. some times kinds can drive me up the wall *looks to my nephew*

Brothers or sisters: 1 sister. a older sister.

Pets: 1 cat named Sara who is a russain blue manx mix. she is the sweetest cat. :3 muh kitty child.

Surgeries: none for now. but if my tonsils and adnoids contiue to be buttholes, I'm going to have to have surgery...

Tattoos: hmm. i need to get one one day. but i have none right now.

Countries you’ve been to: U.S. and the U.S. alone. i want to go to Germany so baaaaaaad though. like fjskxbwobdlwl i want to see it. TwT that and i kinda want to go to japan too.

Been in airplane: nope. never have been in a airplane.

Been in ambulance: Nope.

sing karaoke: yes? i hate my voice tho. :"3

Ice skating: nope. except for one on our pond as a kid

Been on a cruise: nooo.

Driving motorcycle: nope. i can't even ride a bike. i have a forwheeler (im not going to even try to spell right now) tho that i drive around the lake- WAIT A MINUTE. my forgotful ass forgot about that time my dad let me ride along with him on his motorcycle. it was so long ago.

Ridden a horse: not that I remember.

Stayed in hospital: the only time was when i was born, so no.

Favorite fruit or berry: raspberries!!

Favorite color: red and black.

Last text: my cousin telling me that cowboys should be called horseboys instead because they ride horses not cows.

Coffee or tea: teeeeeeeeea. i love tea. the only coffee I'll really drink is vanilla bean coffee.

Favorite pie: pumpkin pie! and apple pie.

Favorite pizza: red sauce, black olives/green olives, cheese, and pepperonies. or white sauce, chicken, cheese, and spinach.

Cat or dog: cats

Favorite time of year: winter

Met a star: not that i remember?

Flown in helicopter: nope.

Been on TV: not that i know of?

Seen a ghost: yes, at age 5. long(?) story.

Been sick in a taxi: i havent even been in a taxi.

Seen someone die: No. but i saw someone a day before they died. I've seen plenty of animals die tho. too many.

hmmm. idk if these people have done it @advena87 , @madame-shadowkat

anyone else who wants to do it go ahead. :3

[arana-aranehn]

@mackallackattack here. i- can't xDD

Physic in this game is outstanding!

[wholelottatiffy]

Is there something only Saska knows about Regis? If there is, what is it? Is it something she enjoys, or something she dislikes? Does Regis know she knows? Is he aware of the thing himself? Gosh, let me just saddle you up with things I need answers to X”D

Okay so whether it is canon in my head or not, I always have imagined Regis meditating. Just sitting there, focusing on himself, ya know? With what he went through at Stygga, I do imagine him still actively healing from that and regenerating from that moment.

And the idea with Regis showing his vampiric side more with people he trusts and cares about. So maybe it's because it's 12:40am and I'm dissasociating from reality, but I do imagine him meditating in his more vampiric form in private at his home. And when Saska sees this, she would 100% leave him be because the man needs some alone time/ rest, ya know? He deserves it.

So yeah, I do imagine him in this vampirc form meditating. I imagine that Saska may or may not bring it up. Just walks in and sees him like that and goes, "Ah, I'll let him be for now." And thinking about it now, I think it would be really interesting if he didn't know he was in his vampiric form. Might be a neat idea.

Other that I would imagine like, what he's into in more private matters ;) if ya catch my drift. But that's more normal relationship stuff.

Keep the questions coming. 👏

[twilight-orchid]

Just stoppin' in to tell you I appreciate you. Also maybe while I'm here does Dettlaff like food? What kind of food does he like? Can he cook? Rn I'm writing a thing where he makes baaaad cookies, and I just don't know if that's fair. . .

Aww 😊🥰Thank you! That meand allot to me!

And yell yeah this dude is gonna set fire to the kitchen with his burnt ass cookies😂

I don't think he has the patience to cook. It's allot of waiting, allot of trial and error, and you spend hours on making something only for it to be gone in minutes. It's a perfect recipe for a pissed off vampire😂 I don't think hes incapable of learning and making recipes, but waiting for the cake to cool down before you frost it, waiting for the dough the rise, stirring the sauce enough it doesnt stick to the pan but not so much it becomes liquidy, he just can't deal with it. It annoys him and he doesn't think it's worth being in a pissy mood for the rest of the day.

As food liking food, I think he's a dry red wine kinda guy and will drink it with any and everything. It's not enough alcohol to do anything to him, but he likes the taste and the mellow afterburn that lingers in the back of your mouth. I don't think he eats much human food, but if he does its something light or something sweet. Pasta salad, bread, fruit, basically carbs and sugar😂 And I think he'd like fruit based desserts as well. Blueberry muffins, apple and cherry pie, danishes, fritters, that kinda thing. He doesn't need to eat, so if he's going to it would be exclusively for flavor and I definetly think he has a sweet tooth.

You always prompt me with amazing headcanons that I would have never thought of otherwise, thank you so much! Also, @mackallackattack

[wholelottatiffy]

For OTP with Lora!! Alright, 9, because I think it might be really weird to answer (muaha), 7 and FOUR. Maybe even just seven for Lora if you want, I’m excited about her.

Oooooo Lora and Dettlaff questions!

9.  Who would most likely call their partner, dude, babe and idiot, all in the same sentence? Oh gosh... I don’t think “dude” is in Lora’s dictionary. Dettlaff too. I just cannot even imagine them saying “dude”. Actually I can and it weirds me out a little. Lmao. Now, “babe”? Hm... this one seems a tad more feasible to imagine Lora saying. Perhaps in private when referencing him, and maybe very rarely while they’re together. Dettlaff? Not really. Idk why, I just can’t imagine him saying it for whatever reason. Now “idiot”, this I can imagine Dettlaff not saying AT ALL to Lora. No way no how not gonna happen. However, I can so imagine Lora calling Dettlaff an idiot in a playful way and in no way hurtful. 

7. Where would they go to get away from everyone else and just be alone? Anywhere off the main roads. Way into the woods, possibly even trying to find a small clearing with a pond or lake. Surrounded by nature, with no one else around to just sit down together and be together. Even if they don’t speak a word to one another, just being alone in each other’s company is plenty relaxing. 

Now, if we are strictly talking about Lora before Dettlaff, she would tend to find caves to be alone in, especially since not to many people would typically just wander into a cave just for the hell of it. And especially before she tried to assimilate into mortal culture. 

4. How would they describe each other to loved ones who haven’t met their partner yet? Oooooo boi okay, so I may need to leave something out to avoid MAJOR spoilers in Lora’s case, however I can give you a vague description of what she may say. ;)

Lora - “Yes, I did find someone... Dettlaff is his name. Dettlaff van der Eretein. He’s... been through a bit in his life. Having a mate just leave you, I-... can’t even begin to imagine it. He’s a bit more to himself, yes. But so am I. We sometimes get lost in each other’s presence and can sit there for hours and not say a word. Just being in each other’s company is plenty enough... Okay, yes, I admit it... I’m smitten for this man. He makes me feel... safe. I enjoy that feeling a lot.” She pauses. “And he has excellent fashion sense. The black leather? Does wonders for his body type.”

Dettlaff to one of his old pack mates - “You wish for me to speak of Loralai? How could I resist? She’s... an interesting woman. She’s already lived four times as long as I. The stories she’s told, the events she’s lived through. I could sit there and listen to her for hours, days even.” He pauses. “Her profile is extremely pleasing to draw. Studying someone for so long, looking over their features, their anatomy that makes them who they are... her smile... that damn smile... I try my best to make her smile as much as possibly just to see it again and again.”

[arana-aranehn]

Edit:

!!!! Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck

@mackallackattack

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

IT'S DETTLAFF! :DDD

[witcherfic]

mackallackattack September 07, 2020 at 09:54PM

by mackallackattack

The year is 1279. An Oxenfurt Grad student is hoping to enter her Masters Program, but an untimely death leaves her in desperate need of a woodcarving mentor. Luckily, Dandelion (returning Lecturer) may or may not know of a guy.

However uncertain he is about it.

Words: 3612, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Dettlaff van der Eretein, Jaskier | Dandelion, Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Oxenfurt Academy Staff (The Witcher), Zoltan Chivay

Relationships: Dettlaff van der Eretein/Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Mentor/Protégé, After Blood and Wine, begrudging dettlaff, Eventual Smut, like a lot of smut, eventually, Oxenfurt Academy (The Witcher), dettlaff is an onion all these layers, he's very surly in this one, and then you know how i do, woodworking sculptor dettlaff, aloof in all of his glory, third person, Post-Blood and Wine (The Witcher 3 DLC), who lives in a cabin out in the woods, Digital Art, Dettlaff and dandelion don’t hate each other, oc is hilariously concerned with her age, little does she know, Eventual Explicit Rating

[arana-aranehn]

@mackallackattack if wanna know this about sushi land, 'ere ya go

I accidentally discovered I could jump off my horse onto a log above me and you can see where I yelled even without mic audio lmfao

This was my face during that pause

I deadass accidentally liberated a whole dojo bc of this. I was just riding around minding my business lmao.

[wholelottatiffy]

Chapter 6: Mirrored Flute

“Promise me something, my dear.” Regis begins, Saska nodding her head for him to continue. “Promise me that you will not pursue immortality. Whatever your reasoning, enough time to do what you wish, and especially if your reasoning is to be with me, promise me you will not pursue it. No matter how tempting it may be.”

“... Of course.” 

Regis can immediately sense a change in her heart rate, and how slow she is now eating. “... Did I upset you?” He asks softly.

Up to date posting schedule:  Every Wednesday instead of Thursday

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