#gg johnny

[metalsonicfan11]

happy birthday Testament :D

[inarisnushi-art]

I think they'd make a good couple

[mocolococoffeesimp]

Johnny anon is back at it again.... Heya! Hope you're doing well. Pure fun on this one, but Johnny with a SO who has never seen him without the hat and shades before seeing...well, him without said accessories would be funny. I mean, just look at him. Scary.

Oh, damn. I hadn't realized how different he looked without his hat and glasses.

-You didn't really think of it at first. But, than you saw him sleeping his hat working as a eye-cover on the deck. When, his face was fully covered with his hat. Curiosity got the best of you, so you lifted his hat... Him having his shades on, even under the hat. You put his hat on your head, to free your hands. So, with that you lifted his sunglasses of his face. You nearly dropped the sunglasses to his sleeping face. He looked menacing, even unapproachable to some. You weren't expecting him to look so different without his accessories. You tried to put the sunglasses back, but you realized his eyes were open. His striking blue eyes, flashing mischievously at you. He had a cocky smirk, plastered on his face.

"Like what you see, sweetcheeks?" You jumped slightly back, as you pout. You handed him his sunglasses back.

"Were you awake the whole time?" He slid his sunglasses on, as he stood up. He pushed the hat down, to cover your eyes teasing you.

"More or less. I didn't realize you were that curious about my looks. Well, did I look good under all this?" He lifted the hat off your hand, putting it back on. You huffed, turning you gaze away from him. "Well, somewhat." "Was your curiosity satisfied? Or, do I need to show my face again?" He teased you with a smirk. You rolled your eyes, your gaze setting to to his cheeky smirk. "Yes, it was."

-After that, Johnny "forgot to wear his sunglasses and hat around the ship. Some of the crew members were little bit shocked about it, seeing him without his accessories. But, everyone got used to it soon enough. He just wanted to show off his handsome face to you. Without any of the extra on it, knowing you enjoyed the sight. He also wanted you to get used to it, so you wouldn't jump up at the sight of his menacing, yet dashing looks. Especially, in the mornings. He wanted to let you be at ease in the mornings. Not jump up from the bed.

[nocoastnokings]

Guilty Gear Strive | Johnny Trailer

[ashlynniis-bracketeers]

Just gonna say...

Strive Faust has some goofy-ass matchups. He makes basically any match goofy, but some characters just compound with Faust's goofiness into even more goofiness. Like, Goofiness². Faust Mirror, Faust vs Potemkin, Faust vs Asuka... and now Faust vs Johnny.

Case in point

And even when Faust and Johnny are in a goofy match, Johnny still finds a way to look so fucking cool.

Johnny with the afro looks so much like a One Piece character in this screenshot to me jasgdashd The pink palette and the beard that the other player used doesn't alleviate the comparison either.

[hero-in-high-tops]

[auragreedia]

[oldsweetchildomeow]

Reviewing GG character design part #2 GGX 2000 Johnny

This is for everyone who said I can't talk about other men. Hah... (no one ever said that).

This one will be long since he has one of my favorite designs.

Beforehand, Johnny's FINAL designs of choice has always been absolutely immaculate (except, obviously, for that ugly horrible gross design he has on that pachinko game for fuck sake please never put that in my sight ever). It never changed much, actually, if you look superficially at every appearance of his, you will notice no difference at all. Daisuke knew what he was doing from the start to the LGBT community and the straight females who had too much pride to admit they found him attractive.

From XX to Strive, it barely changed. But his first appearance (in-game) is the most different one.

Also I'm sorry for the amount of "whore" usage here. I just wanted to shame on him because he himself doesn't do it.

Now, again I will be using the same structure;

1. What does it tell you about him? (Johnny's case whore)

2. Is it aesthetically appealing artistically?

3. Would it be actually comfortable to fight with that?

GGX 2000

I know this is from petit but it's so cute I had to put that here for click baiting. He looks edible being this minuscule, no joke.

What does it tell you about Johnny?

Actually, many things. I must confess, the first time I played GG (which was GGXX) my eyes were LOCKED on him (and Testament, but that's for another post). He was one of the ones I played the most just because of how stylish and cool he is. That's the power of character design; I didn't know shit about this guy and suddenly I was using him to beat the shit out of my brother with his coins for hours.

I can say, even from personal experience: he exhales flamboyance, style and charisma. The guy CARES about his looks and there's no denying about that just by a mere glance. His hat matching his trench coat and pants... the small details on every bit of it, matching. The SHADES... you know only stud mfs wear shades for no reason. The shades gave it all, and there's not even a reason for him to use that if not for appearance (proving the point he cares a lot about it), because his hat is already bigger than mother Earth, big enough for the sun to not reach this guy's whore face with his whore clothes. I mean, when you see a character showing this much skin for no reason it must only mean that he has absolute no shame about it... then he's a... well.

Him being muscular isn't something unique since almost all FG male cast would be like that too (specially during that time), but his build is something that is smoothly different. He has a whore's waist. Thankfully just like Sol. But that's just because Ishiwatari has good taste in men.

He COULD button his coat but he visibly chose to have it open to show his body. Even small things like his pants being well-fitting tells you that he has some vanity to him and that he loves to show-off shamelessly. Like a good w

As for his background, he clearly reminds you a bit of two things; a tiny mix of a pirate and a cowboy (or that he's just pretending to be both). When the traditional cowboy comes into mind, the first thing I think about is big hats and flashy belts, and guess what, he has both. I think the color palette gives more the idea of a pirate, due to mostly being referenced as black and brown colors in clothing. Most pirates representation on media has unnecessary belt that they wear for no reason but to have this hugeass thing heaving your movement (because it's stylish and I admit it is, damnit).

Furthermore, the golden details around his design show wealth, which greatly emphasizes the pirate concept.

But what's the most interesting part about all that? It's his weapon of choice.

It's not even remotely something a cowboy would use, and pirate swords are definitely not like that by far. He simply uses a japanese traditional sword and fights with battou style.

This is the most unique thing about him that makes him stand out even more, specially when you compare him to any other pirate or cowboy character. Not only that, but think about other characters that you will see fighting the same style as he does, like Ukyo Tachibana from Samurai Shodown.

And just like Ukyo, he also does iaido, one of the most fascinating fighting styles; it's filled with grace and precision, and yet it's that same flamboyant whore guy doing it. That's what caught my attention the most about him, easily. It raises tons of questions about him, and you start thinking that he has more depth than simply being a cowboyish pirate.

His hair... his god bless long hair... that is no longer with us nowadays. Oh pity on me... pity on silly me who is a sucker for long haired dudes. I can't tell much. I know pirates mostly used to have long hair too, but I wanted to hold him by his ponytail and shake him from side to side, hitting every possible corner. dearly. as a love language.

Is it visually appealing overall?

YOU BET it is. Oh, how it is. It's immaculate. It's perfect. It's so simple in color choice but it's so visually functional I start trembling. I want to kiss Ishiwatari's mouth so bad for this.

Firstly, just LOOK at how smoothly his cape always flows with his movement. When I was a teenager my jaw DROPPED everytime. The black, the brown, the white, in perfect harmony... oh my god *starts trembling viciously*

It's perfect.... why did Ishiwatari have to go this hard... he was so inspired when he gave birth to Johnny.

There's a detail that's also curious. When you wear clothing that covers too much of a part of your body, it's always a more pleasurable and classy highlight, even in a sensual manner, to have an exposed area to contrast that.

An example of this would be a super long dress that covers a lot, but that same dress having a cleavage on the chest or being open in the back. Just think that if you wear very short shorts with a top that is just as short, there will be a lot of skin and little idea, little emphasis. Now if you wear long pants and a short top, you will only be showing a fraction of your body, and this is more aesthetically pleasing. It's a matter of fashion.

Johnny's case has a lot of this in an intelligent way: he wears long pants, gloves, and you barely even see his face, but he doesn't wear a SHIRT. There's a whole open area in the center of his body, which is a very well used of exposure in fashion (I even marked it in the second image)- which, also, gives emphasis to the idea of him caring about his image and being a stylish character. The fact that it's even congruent with his personality just shows how very professional Daisuke is.

Is it actually PRACTICAL to fight with that figurine?

Well, there's nothing too harmful about that overall. The fabric his pants and trench coat seems to be made of doesn't look that heavy, and he not wearing a shirt and having his coat unbuttoned gives him more mobility. And sex appeal, which can be useful if you try to distract your opponent.

His fighting style does not necessarily require movement with the entire body, so it's not an obstacle in any way. His fingerless gloves can be quite helpful due to his style as well, since holding a sword can hurt your hand a lot in the long run.

Conclusion

men's waists be so small like what do u need that small waist for? for other men to grab it? whore.

Bonus content

This is me trying to explain everything I said here to my girlfriend sometime ago, and she was in such disbelief that she took this screenshot.

[hero-in-high-tops]

@blueribbs

johnny & testament once he drops on august 24

[sucrecube9]

Johnny/testament shitpost bc i suddenly can't stop thinking abt them

Original + bonus image. Whenever i draw johnny he is a he/him butch lesbian.

[sleep-deprived-onion]

goofy comic i did based on the fact Testament's gear mark is near their butt

[acellcalledparadise]

I png'd the Xrd Chibis if anyone is interested

Hopefully I posted these correctly lol, sorry if anyone's timeline gets blasted by xrd chibis. Chibis belong to Arc System Works Scans courtesy of @solradguy

[jokertricks]

this came to me in a vision #halloween

[gio-goose]

Respect the ladies!!!

[jojowentbananas]

Aaand some more Guilty Gear chibis ❤️

[ohtheblissx]

If Hope wasn’t so damn set on her plan, she would’ve fulfilled his his desires in the moment… Unfortunately for him, Hope had not forgotten about the little ass slap he had given to her earlier. Also, she was beginning to find it fun drawing things out… She enjoyed seeing John frustrated and needy.

“Oh how I would love to just… Have your throbbing cock inside of me while I ride you, but alas… We’ve got things to do!” And with that, Hope crawled off of him as well as the bed. By the good lord were Hope’s ovaries furious with her for denying herself the pleasure of riding that man til the night fell, but she didn’t mind. Rather, she somewhat enjoyed denying herself the pleasure… But she enjoyed denying John the pleasure even more.

“Can’t have us returning too late, hm?” Hope would say sweetly as she pulled out a few boxes to put her things in. She didn’t plan on bringing everything with her because this was supposedly temporary, but she’d bring all her important documents and almost of her personal possessions.

Too Sweet - @ohtheblissx

It was a day like any other for john, the rise and shine grind of stammering out of bed and into his kitchen to use the blender for his morning brew, bliss oil, jimson weed and coffee all ground together with just a pinch of hazelnut for task before he was soon his bouncing and charismatic self. Once the sun had come up, yes he woke before the sun, he had already been clad in a pair of tight skinny jeans, to avoid baggage during baptism and of course he wanted to make sure he looked his best so he had a relatively nice dress shirt, his vest to feel fancier and of course a shit ton of hair gel to keep that mess back in the water. He knew he had a long day ahead, so he grabbed several thermoses to fill his morning concoction for the go and he was out the door, barely beating the morning light.

Most days reserved for baptism had a lot of thought put into it, showmanship, scripts and it was a spectacle to be seen so he knew he had to be at his best. Unfortunately that meant being cracked out of his mind, tearing up the roads of hope county in his beloved car and making an entire ass of himself to the early rising farmers as he’d passed by. Once he was at his usual baptism spot he’d seen his devout workers already hard at work dumping the bliss into the shallow water and creating a natural barrier to attempt to keep it all maintained. He abhorred Faith for her littering, but this was a necessary evil. Eyeroll.

Black boots hit the morning dew-soaked grass beneath his car door, his eyes squinting at the sun beaming over the mountains even despite having his signature shades on, the bliss had made everything so more vibrant. “brothers, sisters.” He sighed out, he was exhausted much like any addict he didn’t sleep much and that attributed to his foul mood, not that he could take it out on any of his followers without joseph reprimanding him. “make sure after you bless the waters you get rid of those containers, and I mean get rid of. If I so much as see a single barrel on the side of the waters west of the henbane.. there will be hell to pay.” He wanted so badly to spit that out more aggressively than he did, but he knew that sometimes people got butthurt and ran back to run their mouths for brownie points, so he settled with clenching his jaw and gesturing for them to commence.

Him on the other hand, he had an entire roster of people who were willing to be baptized and usually they had a few not so willing participants but�� today's schedule was cleared. The only thing that he was dreading was the fact that he was expected to be there upon pickup of every participant of the evenings event.

Which meant he had to sit either passenger inside of the van or spend all day driving himself to each location, so to save on gas and his own peace of mind he went with the van. One visit turned into two, minutes turned into hours and as many fake smiles as he had to muster was enough to drive a normal person insane, but john wasn’t normal and he’d spent the entire trip sipping on bliss and taking it easy. Half of the time he was on his phone scrolling aimlessly and trying not to get a boner, but eventually the time had come. They had picked up the final passenger in the van, and the show was about to begin.

Once they had been at the river and everyone had gotten themselves prepared, it was time for John to make his scene. It was only a few minutes before he was about to walk down to the edge of the water when one of his devout followers came up to him to whisper the news, there was a deputy on their way through town and a birdy had heard they were investigating the happenings at Eden’s Gate. There was almost a glint of excitement that washed over him, the dread of monotony was taking a toll on him and this was the spark that he needed to get his motivation back. What better way to have showmanship if you don’t have new fans? Of course part of him halfway expects it to be a yee yee local cop, but regardless of that he was ready to get the baptism on the go. If he could get the majority out of the way before the arrival of the newest victim deputy, it would be a lot less stressful.