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sleeplessdreamer14 · 1 year ago

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ok but like stan and ford had a cat growing up and I feel like there isn’t enough content surrounding this

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dedkake · 19 days ago

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shelter | 1k, g, gen / mcshep

Prompt: 3 pets

Dad’s there the first time Rodney brings Spike home. He takes one look at the little dog, who won’t stop growling from his station at Rodney’s feet, and shrugs. “Little boys should have dogs,” he says, turning back to his paper.

read it on ao3

#stargate atlantis #mcshep #my fic #rodney and his pets #fun to explore #as always #get this man a cat

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linkerbell · 5 months ago

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ooo @aveloka-draws lamb so baby i hold them gentle like hamburger

#cult of the lamb #cotl #lamb #cotl lamb #art for friend #aveloka-draws #my art #im feral about ur lamb aveeeee #i hope they get smooched by some cat man o////o

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Mike and FNAF into the pit Jeff are the same guy…

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myrkulitescourge · 1 year ago

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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giddlygoat · 3 months ago

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#fiddauthor #fiddleford mcgucket #ford pines #old man mcgucket #guck #no id #gravity falls #get wormed lawl. cat drawn by my pookie <3 #oh yeah and stan mention. but idk if that counts enough to tag him lawl #oh yeah and hal from megamind is here too. please don’t ask

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bruciemilf · 3 months ago

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Absolute “can my friends and I have a sleepover” energy

#BATTINSON MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. truly a wet cat trapped inside a tiger’s body.#yes yes he’s very strong very dangerous. he also makes alfred and Selina take him out to get McDonald’s #and he has 20 PowerPoints presentations about every patrol. this is how it’ll go Alfred.#and it most definitely doesn’t. every time. anyway give this man a chaotic and protective little circus bird #he calls Bruce a bitch in 10 languages and would also comitt atrocities if something happened to him #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #text #battinson #the batman #batman 2022 #alfred pennyworth

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potatounicoorn · 10 months ago

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I think we as a society moved on way too fast from Lloyd canonically being a part of The lego movie events

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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Do you have any final theories/desires for Book 7 Part 12?

(slamming fists on table) I DEMAND MORE CHE'NYA

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #to be fair i am always in a state of lowkey wanting more che'nya #let him crash cater's pizza party!!!!#i wanna see cater skateboard up that big ol' tower to slam some za with a neon purple cat #truly this is the most radical dream yet #golly. i do try not to speculate too much but the 3-part split has me VERY intrigued #like yeah it most likely is just because hearts has a lot of boys #so it's probably cater and one of adeuce -> trey and the other adeuce -> riddle #but i am curious what's gonna happen after riddle's dream. because we'll have the party all together #and we gotta segue back into malleus somehow...#man i was wondering if the subchaptering of the subchapters was a one-off or if it was gonna be a consistent thing from here on #i guess we're gonna be getting smaller but more frequent drops from now on?#i am into that (keep up the hype!) but i'm surprised that it'll be happening just...around other events #main story has become unstuck in time and is just floating around the schedule now #we're gonna be locked in battle with cater's subconscious while deuce is over there in a parallel timeline trying on crop tops #makes me wonder what's going on in that production schedule...#lemme see those gantt charts twst

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charcoaldustonmyfingers · 7 months ago

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I raise you: What if Rise Mikey had a cat tho

Just a little doodle of a potential pet for the brothers! I named him Slice because Klunk is usually orange like a pizza slice, and Raph’s pet turtle in ‘12 is named Spike or Slash. They found him eating pizza in a dumpster.

Like all friendly orange cats, he shall be loyal as a dog and dumb as a rock! Mayhem probably begrudgingly tolerates him. His paws are big cause he’ll grow to be be a big fella someday.

Partially inspired by my housemates’ cats, who are silly and big respectively.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rise mikey #rottmnt mikey #cat!#tmnt klunk #my household cats truly are the dichotomy of man #one is a small goofy gremlin #the other is a large grumpy snuggle bug #my own cat is a clever little criminal who likes to get lost in the walls and I love her

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ghostbsuter · 1 year ago

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"Hey constantine, who's that?" Someone asks and Connie looks down at Danny, blue eyes staring back at him.

"My coworker."

"He's my dad."

"What?"

"What."

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Who knew John Constantine would gain a ward, one being such a little mischievous bastard with bright eyes and good heart.

He certainly didn't.

Nor did he expect the stabby Robin to get into a heated argument with his ward, gesturing to his form next to Batman and spit venom.

"But‐ Damian! Look at him! I can fix him!" Danny argues back and Robin, so done with this, rips his mask off and—

Oh.

They have the same face.

Connie looks at Batman, nervous what the reveal will change.

("I don't care if you can 'fix' him, danyal! Return to Father, to me!")

Batman stares back.

("Connie is dad shaped! I chose him myself, damian! Leave me and my choice alone!")

The day will only get longer, it seems.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #danny looks at constantine and goes dad shaped!#hes such a cat tbf #demon twins #batman found out abt danny like #not even a day ago #and immediately brought robin in #danny and damian are close to throwing down and deciding with their fists #danny and damian are twins #danny: i see a pathetic man and all i think is dad shaped #damian: this man is less than the servants at grandfather's #damian is like pikachu face meme #danny is now in shared custody #friday + weekends at the waynes #hes brings damian a dragon fire sword that gets lit on command and everything is forgiven

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paintedcrows · 13 days ago

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There you are, hiding from your friend Bill, are we?

Or, why you should never let your demon near your brother pet cat. Fan art for the wonderful fic 'How to Cat Burglar a Family' by @dark-lord-of-awesomeness! It's now complete! And (despite how this looks) very sweet!!