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My skin crawls each time *without fail* listening to Love in Paradise, but more specifically at the part where Calypso calls him “Ody”…
Because well, no! You don’t get to call him that FREAK.
#YOUDONTKNOWHIMLIKEIDO#notyourody#sevenyears?#Penelopecleared#epic the musical#odysseus of ithaca#get this chick a job
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Hi leirdle rain! What do you say to people who think it’s strange or sad to adopt elderly cats? Whenever I suggest it to people who want low-energy cats they look at me like I’m crazy.
I don't blame people at all who don't want senior cats. There are so many reasons someone might not want a senior cat, and the grief of losing them so soon is extremely valid. There are lots of younger, low energy cats in the world that need homes. (That being said you should definitely avoid kittens and look for young adults, otherwise you're setting yourself up for failure.) So while I think it's something most people should at least consider, I also don't blame people who don't want to adopt seniors.
In terms of people telling me what I'm doing is sad / weird, it honestly doesn't bother me if people feel that way. The people who truly know me have seen how happy this makes me. And even if they don't entirely "get it" they understand it makes me happy and they admire what I'm doing for these cats. If they really have a problem with the kind of cats I adopt for myself they're not worth my time.
(I ended up going off on a tangent that is only loosely related so I'm gonna add a read more to this!)
The biggest issue I have is with people judging me for decisions regarding euthanasia / quality of life. It's almost always "oh that cat needs to be euthanized", but I've also received the occasional "it's too soon to euthanize that cat". I'm not going to say these comments don't bother me, because frankly they're rude, but also they don't really get to me. I am the only person who lives with these cats so I am the only one who sees how they are living on a day to day basis. Plus I've been doing this for several years now. I trust myself to make the right decision. And I know if I falter and I allow one of my animals to suffer I have a wonderful veterinarian who is going to let me know I'm being unfair to my pet.
#anyone remember that chick from my part time job that has beef with Duncan?#idk if i ever told you guys but i reported her to HR for talking too much#i didnt mention what a nasty bitch she was bc i didnt want to get her fired as much as i hate her#but she got a warning and she doesn't talk to me anymore#ask
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Off to find a wonderful elf in my favourite place. And kill stuff.
Oop. Found her. @rangers-arecool
"—Friendship carries us through both the brightest of days and the darkest of nights. For even the loneliest soul finds peace in companionship -- in a true friend, who stays steady like the stars.
#took her through the old forest and kept forgetting that she's 100 levels below me (literally) lol - getting attacked by wolves#i had ONE job#and then went to bully those one ruffian chicks who sound like squawking chickens when you hit them#abburs is a grump per usual#fun times - thanks hal 💛#lotro#lotro oc#lyranel#saephrond#landroval server#lord of the rings online
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Guys working at an ice cream shop sounds really fun until it's yooper summer and there's six families crammed into your eensy weensy lobby and there's only two of you working behind the counter. Also you have to memorize the orders lest you embarass yourself asking them "I'm sorry sir, what did you want?" (literally the WORST).
Also it's old fashioned as HELL in there. Cash only. There's an ATM but it has some crazy upcharge. I actually love cash but JESUS I am so bad at getting the prices down into the calculator (I just don't have them memorized yet.... it will come). Terrifying sitting there with some Marine Corps vet staring over your shoulder.
#I'm sorry we can't dip your cone in red velvet we don't HAVE red velvet dip. What.#Some of these dudes just be making shit up from the menu btw.#Like if it's not on the menu we can TRY to make it but like... Idk how to charge u for that?????????#At least it's not uncomfortably hot nor cold. Thank goodness.#But I haven't felt that much anxiety since I was a middle schooler. No joke.#I have learned that I love to clean and make the thigns instead of calculate the total.#Only two of us in that joint btw.#BUT I LOVE MY JOB#I would have preferred UPS warehouse... but oh well#I'll have the best cone in the dining hall next year. Oh yeah. I'll get all the chicks for sure.
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omg wait # farm shit.... is now about my farm..... we've evolved
#i still have an ultra low pay farm job also on the weekends#taking care of chickens (they are chicks rn)#and i need to get another job lol. but we're making it#farm shit
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lando girlies, are we okay? 😫
#the chicken shop date will change the course of my life#istg i always get so jealous of amelia#like paul mescal last time#AND NOW LANDO#dream job#i'm a journalist too!!! pick me to be the next hot chick who dates hot celebrities#lando norris
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I think that a lot of people get into this problem where, with the aim to help and compassionate desires, they make the mistake of assuming that the answer to their problems will be an answer to everyone else's, and that people must be pushed, even against their consent, to agree with their course of action as the only way out of misery.
#this is sort of about trans culture with the desire to crack eggs no matter if the chick is ready because of some moral imperative#and also a bit the late diagnosed adhd and autism crowd who have similar ideas about some moral imperative good that justifies being pushy#or even jokingly 'converting'#I am trans I was diagnosed somewhat late at 18 with adhd I understand how good this knowledge can be#but you do not own other people and their lives and it is not your job to help them#nor is it reasonable to believe that your way of helping applies to everyone and is never damaging due to the moral imperative#anyway what the fuck am I saying I gotta get back to work#corpus hot take of the day
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I like that my hair is super fuckin messy but I don't like that it's no longer green. I'm genuinely so sad about it. (◕︵◕)
#i changed it so i can get a job#i miss the green so much#me#long hair#curly hair#messy hair#blonde#pearl necklace#pretty#self love#stoner chick#girls who smoke weed#lgbtq#stoner#pnwartist#pnw stoners#pansexual#artist#blond girl#cute blond#i'll be okay#platinum blonde#mental health recovery#self confidence
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God, I wish my mom’s love language wasn’t acts of service. it’s made Mother’s Day a living hell
#vent tw#I love my mother but GOD is she unbearable during times like this#she doesn’t want gifts only labor and it’s like… ma’am I can barely feed myself at this point#and the rest of my siblings only sent texts so like the labor is all up to me 🙄#and it’s still not enough#I’ve been trying really hard to clean the house up like she wanted for today all weekend and also clean up the baby coop area for the chicks#but executive functioning issues and depression and chronic illness have made that really hard so#I’m failing at that aspect#god I wish I didn’t live at home anymore#someday I’m gonna get a license and hopefully a job and if not a job than approval for section 8 and I’m getting the hell outta here
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agh!!!! ive started getting calls from the places i applied to so like im glad but im really like..... Im just working retail/food service since thats what u get right out of highschool im ok with that. but i don't think places like that will want me to mask? i have heard stories from people working being told not to mask to be more "friendly" to the customers and like im not going to do that. that is a deal breaker entirely for me. i mask because my dad is extremely immunocompromised and if he gets covid, he is more likely to die than survive. /I/ am immunocompromised. even before i was vulnerable ive never stopped masking. ackkk
#ESPECIALLY BC the most likely job in every way so far seems to be chick fil a#i dont like their company but they pay significantly more than anything else ive applied for#and its the most convenient for me (near to both my home & college#+ on the bus route encase i need to get there from somewhere else#but that seems like a place that really wouldnt want me to mask and uughhhhhhh#ugh ugh ugh#i wish this wasn't something i care about so much but im literally not risking sickness working at a place hundreds/thousands of ppl go to!!#AGAHAAHHJJJJJJ#i hope im just makinf this issue up and ill get there and no one will ask me to take it off#lucky strike
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Happy Valentine's Day to all who celebrate! I decided to make picrews of my three F/O's respective OC beloveds, to better give myself a way to imagine them together. :D (They're likely to change, of course, but for now this will do!)
The OCs under the cut...
This is Camomile, Belial's lover! She's a Draph* librarian in Port Breeze and, like Lunalu, enjoys writing "storybooks" (fanfiction) about her faves, but unlike her isn't brave enough to put them out in public yet. Despite her obvious "SSR character" energy, she's very shy.
She and Belial met due to him having an overdue library book, and after a period of flirting and her ghosting him in a panic for a few years, they finally got together. He's become her muse, for better or worse, and Belial is slowly but surely getting her to explore her desires more. Especially the ones she can't say out loud. (There will probably be some overlap between their relationship and his with Djeeta in my fics XD)
Valentine's date plans: a romantic dinner date, Belial's treat but he gets to tell her what to wear.
*Yes, those are meant to be her horns.
This is Doll, Legato's...well, I guess the easiest way to explain would be "his sex android made as a 'love experiment' he grew attached to". XD;
In-universe and out, she was designed as an answer to Legato's inability to understand love/fear of humans and to ponder "consensual dehumanization". Born with difficulty walking and infatuated with Legato, she eagerly underwent the intense modifications needed to fully become a "sentient doll for his pleasure/to practice kindness", to the point of losing 99% of her memories. She was designed to be handled with care. Not pictured (oops): her "on switch" in the form of glasses made of SEEDS ship parts.
Initially made just for sex (she even came with her own tablet, app and charger), these days Legato has modded her so they can eat together.
Valentine's date plans: Most likely to order in. Legato found a dessert stall that made "fancy pudding" (the kind made in pretty jars) and covertly splurged.
And last but not least, Rose! She's the newest OC, Vash's girlfriend in an AU timeline where Badlands Rumble just wandered off onto it's own thing separate from the '98 anime.
As mentioned before, she's a modded catgirl that runs a cat cafe in a small town that Vash frequents. Their meeting is still under construction--it could be anywhere from "he was a customer" or "he did the 'I'm gonna be late~' thing and crashed into her on her way to work", but either way they're together now, and that's what matters. :D She finds Vash's horny antics a little too charming for her own good (she'll eventually find them funny too), but she also worries about him a lot. (Vash in this AU keeps petering between being a funny yandere or just his usual self, because unlike Meryl Rose isn't good with guns...)
Valentine's date plans: Vash will probably forget and then nyoom over to her apartment as fast as he can, carrying roses and howling in despair. "I DIDN'T FORGET, BABY, WAIT FOR MEEEEE"
#F/O: Look Into The Abyss of His Heart#(Belial lives for the day when Camomile will get incredulous looks over her job as much as he does)#F/O: Is this Love's own element?#F/O: Some Chick's Boytoy#yumejoshi#proship selfship
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Me: *explains that the reason I'm acting the way I am is because I don't feel good, only mentioning it because my brother has brought attention to my behavior*
My brother: clearly you're just complaining and it can't be that bad, I have had it so much worse all week long. Get a job and then you can complain
#Big little brother#We live in a rural area and the only place I could feasibly get a job is at Chick-fil-a where he works#I have problems where occasionally every single smell in the world makes me nauseous so cfa would not be a good place for me to work#Also he works there and I don't want to be his coworker#I want a job. I need a job#But I also know that I wouldn't be a good employee at Chick-fil-a#But even then that doesn't give him am excuse to be a jerk#I don't like bringing up how I feel#I'd rather tough it out#But if I ever do mention that I don't feel good apparently that just means I'm a selfish lazy complaining jerk who brags about my ailments#I hate it when he does this#And he doesn't even care that it hurts me and makes me angry#And I bet even if he was told to stop he wouldn't
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hehe dispensary job starts monday >:)
#im so fucking excited it pays $3 more than my current job and im gonna get better hours#like 30hrs a week guaranteed and i get 24hrs a week at best at my current job#also iirc the chick interviewing me said we get holiday pay on 4/20 LOL#its one of the more expensive dispensaries out here and its the one i dont really like so i havent even been in there in a long time but i#remember the ppl working there being pretty cool and the chick that interviewed me was really fucking cool so like. Hoping this will be good#i BETTER get discounts on their shit. cuz its good when i can afford it. but my god its fucking expensive
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Quietly muttering to myself that I am Kenough while sleeping thru this entire wedding brunch
#im not going#i adore my friends but im just not in the vibe#i s2g i feel like a 10 at wasteland and on tinder and at conventions#but lately ive been taking it as a personal slight if im not being treated like a 10 everywhere ;)#i used to be a Conventionally Attractive Chick and im just some guy now#which is nice 99% of the time#except when im trying to get laid#but anyway#maybe i AM kenough#i mean during the ceremony instead of thinking about romance i thought about how fulfilling my job is rn#which is NOT LIKE ME#this Ken runs his own [redacted] and is so proud of it#I'm Not Stereotypically Pretty Any More and thats ok#maggotposts
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I want to watch star trek so bad
star trek or something. idk. im tired
#i need to actually sit down and commit to such things#OMG WAIT SUMMER IS HERE I HAVE TIME#and like to get a job too but BOOOINNG#i wanna cosplay the chick itd be cool i think
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#I could use it 2 my advantage 2 get a hot chick n lotz of money like will smith in focus (2015) but I just don't care 2.............#material possessions aren't even all they're cracked up 2 be fr#actually I just don't care about money now#I just don't even care 2 have a job actually#my opinions about tha white man was rly just me wanting 2 oppose u by any meanz n really idc lol#lol idc lol
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