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I miss when you could have a team of Minions without invoking a multimillion dollar animated kids franchise. Henchmen only works if you’re a Boys Club, which, gross. Everybody fucking giggles whenever I use “Goon�� these days, unclear what that’s about; Cultist doesn’t have the sense of camaraderie I’m after… sigh
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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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I played a Queen Marchesa deck I called “A Game of Thrones,” which was almost exclusively interaction. I built this deck because i got tired of watching a handful of people in my community absolutely dominating commander league games because the shop didn’t allow proxies. Pretty heavy sunforger package with a mistveil plains to recycle some of my interaction.
We then started a league with a points system with points for things like saving a player, stopping a combo, etc.
I had a buddy whose philosophy was “There is a finite amount of fun to be had at the table. And i’m going to have all of it.”
“A Game of Thrones” was my counter to that philosophy. There certainly /is/ a finite amount of fun to be had at the table. And I will ensure we all have some of it.
And if no one else is able to end the game…well, a large Torment of Hailfire, Debt to the Deathless, etc. was always an option.
There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.
"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"
"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"
"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?
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i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.
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