#get rowdy even.

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

ver sleepy but, thoughts.

look i dont have one yet but im trying to do the math if i could fit a postal dude plush in. m e

I WOULDN'T DO IT, (i dont know where he's been) IT'D BE UNCOMFORTABLE AND I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WASH HIM WELL.. but goddamn it'd be funny.. postal dude in the pussy...

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

[marimeeko]

After the fifth time that Katsuki pops up at UA, surprising Izuku with Bento for lunch, calling him "sensei" in a cocky(affectionate) tone, Kouta just stops at Izuku's desk on his way out of the room and asks him point blank,

"So are you and DynaMight actually dating, or what?"

Izuku sputtering and dropping all of his paperwork and avoiding the question out of sheer dumbfoundedness.

Then, the sixth time that Katsuki barges in, as he is thrusting the bento into Izukus hands as usual, Kota raises his hand, and stands up from his seat and yells out,

"DynaMight, sir!! Pardon me, but are you dating Deku-Sensei??" And the whole class gasps and whispers. Katsuki appears just as dumbfounded as he looks wide-eyed at Kouta and the students.

"Kouta!" Izuku balks, but then Katsuki suddenly grins mischievously. Izuku doesn't trust that look...

"Well, brat, maybe I SHOULD date him, then I could make sure Sensei doesn't forget to eat every day, right??" Katsuki looked entirely too pleased at the louder gasps and chatter that came from the students. He has a wicked grin as he turns his sharp red eyes back to Izuku.

"K-Kacchan, what are you doing?!" Izuku stammers, beet red and grabbing his arm. "This is not the time for--"

"If you don't want me disrupting your class, then stop leaving your Bento in the fridge!!" Katsuki scolds Izuku before swinging himself back out of the open window. There was a fresh wave of gasps and excited murmuring at the insinuationthat the two lived together. "We're ROOM MATES, OK?" He adds hastily, pointing his finger at the noisy classroom of kids.

He drops out the window and blasts off.

Izuku is left, stood at his desk, hands planted and hanging his head, trying to collect enough of himself to quell the riotous theories now flying around his classroom.

Kouta stands at his own desk amidst his unruly classmates, eyes narrowed as if he had just realized something, "I knew it!" He hisses.

"You're the worst," Izuku texts Katsuki later.

"I know" katsuki replies.

"Now eat your fuckin food or I'll stop making it for you."

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I think I was inspired by this art post ^^;

[recurring-polynya]

It has been 14 hours since I found out that, according to Kubo, Byakuya calls Renji by his given name "because Rukia does" and I am obsessed with this information.

This is both the best and worst possible answer to this question. I feel like if you asked Byakuya, this is exactly the reason he would give. However, if Rukia were present, she would lose her damn mind. While I do think Rukia's assertion that Byakuya didn't look at her even once in 40 years is hyperbole, over that time I can imagine Renji's name coming up in conversation once, maybe twice tops.

Like, two weeks before she goes on her fateful mission to the Living World, B's been shortlisting Vice-Captain candidates, and over dinner, real casual:

B: Rukia. You know your friend?

Rukia: My who now?

B: That friend of yours who shouts too much. The boorishly tall one. With the red hair. Is he in Squad Eleven now?

Rukia (wracking her brain frantically for people Byakuya would consider 'her friend'): You mean Renji?

B: Yes, him.

Rukia: What about him?

B: Is he in Squad Eleven? The Sixth Seat?

Rukia: ...maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The next day, Byakuya's office, Renji shows up for his job interview.

B: You must be Renji.

Renji: uhhhhhhhh sure why not?

[luridcomixofthenuit]

Me in my very first class as a substitute teacher after completely losing control of the kids in the first 2 minutes

[cosmignon]

the loss of autonomy in shipwrecked 64 is probably one of the most fascinating aspects of the game as a built video-game in fiction, to me

bc there was never autonomy to begin with, not really. games give you the illusion of choice, that's a well worn talking point in games analysis

but for bucky, the video game protagonist, he wouldve been content with that in the 2023 rebuild of the game bc he either leaves the island with his friends or like whoops, they died! hes not here to feel bad abt that anymore tho, theres always next time. he tried his best, he made the choices that got him there, with his friends!

but in the original copy of the game once you start going down into those layers my boy bucky's seeing shit he was never equipped to handle and its probably totally broken his perception of reality.

my impression, at least, is that bucky the video game bucky has become some kind of aware sapient being, kinda like stumbler. but bc he's still the Video Game Protagonist he has to be pulled away from anything comforting or normal by force. he doesnt even get to see stumbler's helpful guides or videos bc he's not the one looking at that, you are.

from his perspective hes getting tossed and pulled around just Hoping that his "friend" (you) is getting. Something. from this. theres no getting away from this.

even if you save his animal friends for a normal ending the inevitability of exploring deeper in the OG game copy is like an unstopple force and bucky's very very much a moveable object.

[naamahdarling]

Augh

[alexjcrowley]

Dirk Gently Holistic Detective Agency is just peak aromantic representation. That's exactly how aros spend the time they don't dedicate to romance: acting as tools for the chaotic functioning of the universe, solving cases about time travel and magic kingdoms and just destroying things with their friends. Hope this helps non aro people out there to understand us better.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking so so hard about LaughingStock and how that'd go down. disastrously, probably

[ectopuppy]

its the boyyyyyyy (and shoko)

brain fell out so i drawed my sonic ocs uwu

[elyuzts-echo]

why do i think chamber x harbor could be a thing... their ship name would probably be "soggy bread" or something i don't know shit

[clockworkcheetah]

i think it says a lot that the rowdy 3 and priest are the only people dirk seems completely terrified of

[kissofadeadgirl]

come over to my house so we can have a sleepover and watch back-to-back marathons of jennifer’s body and lisa frankenstein on dvd while passing around the bong, dying each others hair, and playing monster high uno

[inferablossom]

Only Emil could talk about falling in love with a girl in a way that somehow makes him sound more gay than before.

He first starts talking about meeting this girl, his "Beatrice" right after leaving off talking about how he's salty about how when he tried to write to Demian he never heard back. When describing Beatrice he repeatedly refers to her as having boyish features. When he tries to paint her the first attempts fail, and when he finally does end up succeeding at painting a face that "pleased him", he realizes it looks like Demian. And then, despite the influence over his life he claims she's had on him, he gets so caught up in musing over the painting and thinking and dreaming over Demian that he completely forgets about her.

[solomiracle]

teen mc and lucifer's dynamic to me is just a mama cat holding a kitten by the scruff of it's neck

[justdoityo]

There really is never a good start to the school year huh