#get me out of the inn

[ask-izzys-ghost]

Summoning circle for the seagull to return me to the ship:

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🕯️ FUCKING DO IT 🕯️

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[phonification]

i cant stop thinking of ghost knife possessing balloon whenever hes hanging out with suitcase and goofing around

[checkadii]

mman . idk. im so fucking sleepeu and iys only 330

[newwavesylviaplath]

normally my st vincent posts flop on here but i'm seeing her tonight and i am soso excited!!

[runawaymun]

just ascended Baizhu to the 4th tier and I'm ...... ;-;

"My energy is on the rise... I suppose it is due to the recent improvements in my condition. I don't feel so weary, even after a full day of seeing patients. This is all thanks to your efforts."

[dotted-clouds]

kicked out of the Aether Resorts Inn 😔

[sophmmoer]

im not one to usually gaf about character sexuality hcs but when i say naruto is bi/pan i absolutely dont mean in a way that he ever liked hnata/skura btw. i just.. idk i think he has a thing for cold looking, cunty black haired babes regardless of gender. now if that attraction originated from sasuke or not thats a different question

[playbarbies]

[magnusthepuppet]

I GOT SILLY.

[crickwater]

I don't know if this is a hot take but halsin is hands down the worst companion and that could be easily solved by having him join you at the beginning of act 2 and giving him literally anything to do in act 3 except hit on you

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭

they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃

[iftitah]

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[madbadash]

I open up Baldur's Gate 3

I load up my last save

"Ooh yeah I had just saved last light inn! I forgot I died before I could buy that new robe for Innise, lemme rebuy and dye that"

Play dress up for like 40 minutes

"Ok let's go do the Drider thing, I forgot to save after I did that and died last time"

Get the moonlantern

Go to the Mason guild thing

Go get to the healing place, first time

".... Oouughh... Not baby girls parents... Oooh.... You ma'am are creepy... Okay... Imma.... I'mma just keep walkin so I can get this quest..."

Meet more of the sisters.

See Malus Thorm

"Ooooh.... Oh! Ok.... Hi... I'mma just...... I'mma just walk around.... Loot some of these bodi- oh fuck you're talking to me"

Fight starts.

Me, Shadowheart, and Karlach are killed in like 3 turns

Spend 6 additional turns trying to loop and kill these sisters with ASTARION.

Die

Reload back at last light inn.

Rebuy armor and redye it.

Close game

[deathbydarkelves]

When straight authors include random hints in scenes that their characters fucked off-page or outright show it on-page, it's dumb and annoying and I don't care. When I do it it's to bless myself and my readers with the beauty of lesbians and also an act of spite against all the authors who are apparently allergic to letting their lesbians/sapphics get nasty.

[hallowbiome]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TOLAND RECCOMENDED TO ME

GET HIM OUT OF HERE NOW SHOO SHOOOOO

[lucalicatteart]

Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 10: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

Yesterday's poll decided that The Adventurer should join the travelers on the larger river boat for a short lunch ...

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"Before he even fully musters the courage to shout a 'hello', the large group on the boat initiates contact first, gleefully waving at him, whooping and shouting as they near his tiny raft in the water. Apparently, some of them were betting over whether they'd actually find any other travelers out on the river today.. He fumbles over his words a bit, as always, but somehow manages to successfully get himself invited onto their boat for a quick lunch..

After safely securing his raft to the side of the boat with some spare rope, he climbs aboard, stumbling into the excitement of some sort of celebration. A few of them explain that they're traveling for 'kahesallei', an old elven holiday recently re-popularized in some of the larger cities nearby. Whatever it's true meaning and origins used to be, the current significance (at least to those within the city walls) seems to just be mindless feasting, drinking, and gaudy decor. Most of the traveling group are strangers to each other, only brought together by catching a ride on the same tour/party boat, but the mood is light, quite friendly between them, and perhaps a bit drunk.

While the boat itself is relatively plain wood, it's been strewn with gold and orange banners, flags, shimmery tassels, beads, and bushels of dark green ivy braided with fresh herbs and wildflowers. There are flat round tables of food and drink, plenty of cushions to lounge on, and one random guy perched precariously on the edge railing of the boat, gently strumming a lute for background music..

The elderly ship captain hobbles over to The Adventurer, sternly explaining that, no matter what the 'silly' passengers say, he's only allowed to stay for an hour because he didn't pay for a boat ride ticket, and thus really shouldn't even be allowed on board. By the time The Adventurer has mentally processed this information, the captain has already returned to his little steering room, slamming the door shut with a displeased grunt.. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to confront him or question the rules...... But! Hey, at least he has one hour at the party.. How should he spend his time? "

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Additional Information

the adventurer's current main goal: follow his map to reach the abandoned castle ruins and see the rare animal specialist about the mysterious egg he has