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dayurno · 9 months ago
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have we considered: jean moreau having crushes on both kevin AND thea and being just the worst about it as he passes their notes back and forth anyway. they’re just like Man he’s a little more bitchy than usual. must be riko. meanwhile he’s just mad he has feelings
ANON DO YOU LIVE IN MY WALLS i was just talking about this i think jean and thea having a thinly veiled sexual tension-boosted rivalry is so fucking good. like it starts with this awareness that they're both into kevin and also have a very similar place in the ravens so obviously they're competitive as fuck with each other. and the longer it happens the more it's obvious it's all a very elaborate scheme to avoid admitting they have a Situation going on. i honest to god can see kevin suggesting that jean and thea hook up completely straight-faced and casual and they both are like HOW DARE YOU and SHUT UP KEVIN and YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT but it plants that seed in their head. you understand. its there.
the boy is mine by brady if it ended in a threesome. do you get it.
jean: excuse me can i talk to you for a minute
thea: uh huh sure you know you look kind of familiar
jean: yeah you do too. but i just wanted to know do you know somebody named-? you know his name.
thea: oh yeah definitely i know his name. and i just want to let you know he's mine
(furious making out)
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puppetmaster13u · 3 months ago
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Prompt 345
Let it be known that none of them actually expected the idiots’ of the week’s ritual to work. The summoning hadn’t worked for literal centuries- everyone knew it had been sealed away, presumably forever!
(Of course they had no way to know that in the Infinite Realms actually used the term forever as a measurement of time, what with how time itself wasn’t particularly linear within. And to beings that could hypothetically live for eternity? Forever was a nice vacation time really) 
So maybe they hadn’t been exactly focused on stopping the ritual as much as they could of been, and by the time they realized it was working, well, it’d been a bit too late then. So yes, mistakes had perhaps in fact, been made. 
First had come the chill, the cold of the ground as your body was lowered down, the cold of your blood dripping from your living corpse. Then came the shadows, the darkness creeping along their vision as their soul slipped from their body. Followed by boiling heat, flames scorching through their flesh and tearing from their chests like a blade piercing their hearts. 
The form that emerged was massive, a cloak dripping crimson fluttering in the wind of an unseen battlefield, verdant flames licking at the air and causing the surrounding shadows to writhe. A dark growl echoed through the building, the stone below them shaking while deathly green eyes glowered down at the living with utter contempt. 
“Do any of you imbeciles know how long it takes to get ghostlings to sleep-” 
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sadquickchristmassnowman · 1 year ago
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“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn
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scurvyboy · 24 days ago
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romanticizing your fiddlfords bald spot has genuinely made me less scared of balding for when i start T so thanks for making fidds sexy male pattern baldness 👍
well as a believer in body positivity ideology and male pattern baldness' number one fan, that's great to hear. the only problem is this made me realize that i should be sexualizing his bald spot more.
anyway, i hope this picture i made makes you feel more desirable when you start to go bald.
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if he can make going bald sexy then so can you. i believe in you.
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navree · 1 year ago
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my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing
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stergeon · 3 months ago
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her majesty and her terrible cats
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frosted-buns · 6 months ago
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why did I spend so much time on this I fucking hate the white pharaoh get this asshole out of here I fucking hate this take this get him out of my head fuckkk
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s0rr3l · 2 days ago
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never bet against a monkey (he won't play fair)
@jeminiikrystal @blackknight-kai @marcu-bug @rovobeam @szynkaaa @dunanana @maiden-of-the-waters
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firstxprince · 5 months ago
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Mind you we just came from a scene where Alex got pecked by two girls with no reciprocation, but the minute Henry has his hand's in his hair Alex's first instinct is to kiss back.
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seizethegay420 · 7 months ago
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Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck
Edit: I actually read the rest of the page
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padmesbox · 2 months ago
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Hangman vs The Bang Bang Gang part 2
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turochamp · 1 month ago
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Deltarune as the album cover from Kara's flowers - the fourth world because it was so hypnotically 90s looking that I felt compelled to make an attempt
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laniidae-passerine · 4 months ago
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can’t believe that Armand experienced a series of micro-aggressions from Daniel and it made him fall in love again. like maybe all my aunties were right maybe interracial relationships are a mistake
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disenchanteds · 4 months ago
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oh the white gays on twitter are being fucking insufferable about ratty healy getting sued
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asanjou · 3 months ago
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i haven't done much kaijin design before but i also wanted to have a go at doing a more monster-y genba (genbard?)
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dejwrld · 9 months ago
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and to all the white mutuals who blocked me & soft blocked me because of me being vocal about anti blackness in fandom spaces in the name of “clearing your dash of discourse” i hope your fics flop and your favorite character dies in whatever manga/anime you’re currently obsessing over.
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