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have we considered: jean moreau having crushes on both kevin AND thea and being just the worst about it as he passes their notes back and forth anyway. they’re just like Man he’s a little more bitchy than usual. must be riko. meanwhile he’s just mad he has feelings
ANON DO YOU LIVE IN MY WALLS i was just talking about this i think jean and thea having a thinly veiled sexual tension-boosted rivalry is so fucking good. like it starts with this awareness that they're both into kevin and also have a very similar place in the ravens so obviously they're competitive as fuck with each other. and the longer it happens the more it's obvious it's all a very elaborate scheme to avoid admitting they have a Situation going on. i honest to god can see kevin suggesting that jean and thea hook up completely straight-faced and casual and they both are like HOW DARE YOU and SHUT UP KEVIN and YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT but it plants that seed in their head. you understand. its there.
the boy is mine by brady if it ended in a threesome. do you get it.
jean: excuse me can i talk to you for a minute
thea: uh huh sure you know you look kind of familiar
jean: yeah you do too. but i just wanted to know do you know somebody named-? you know his name.
thea: oh yeah definitely i know his name. and i just want to let you know he's mine
(furious making out)
#theyre gonna be so pissed off kevin 'wretched bitch' day was right#i can see them taking it to the grave just to never let kevin know he was right#but theyd want to do it again so probably not.#also i think kevjeanthea is very kevthea like Dated a french boy and broke his heart. this is for (homeland)#YOU KNOW#thea: dated a french boy and broke his heart this is for camaroon#kevin: dated a french boy and broke his heart this is for the indochinese union#YOU KNOW you do know right#get his white ass#asks#kevin#jean#kevjeadora
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Prompt 345
Let it be known that none of them actually expected the idiots’ of the week’s ritual to work. The summoning hadn’t worked for literal centuries- everyone knew it had been sealed away, presumably forever!
(Of course they had no way to know that in the Infinite Realms actually used the term forever as a measurement of time, what with how time itself wasn’t particularly linear within. And to beings that could hypothetically live for eternity? Forever was a nice vacation time really)
So maybe they hadn’t been exactly focused on stopping the ritual as much as they could of been, and by the time they realized it was working, well, it’d been a bit too late then. So yes, mistakes had perhaps in fact, been made.
First had come the chill, the cold of the ground as your body was lowered down, the cold of your blood dripping from your living corpse. Then came the shadows, the darkness creeping along their vision as their soul slipped from their body. Followed by boiling heat, flames scorching through their flesh and tearing from their chests like a blade piercing their hearts.
The form that emerged was massive, a cloak dripping crimson fluttering in the wind of an unseen battlefield, verdant flames licking at the air and causing the surrounding shadows to writhe. A dark growl echoed through the building, the stone below them shaking while deathly green eyes glowered down at the living with utter contempt.
“Do any of you imbeciles know how long it takes to get ghostlings to sleep-”
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Halfa Trio#Dark Ages Ship#Dad Pariah Dark#He didn’t get a choice about it#The sarcophagus opened and Clockwork dumped the trio into his arms before he could fully wake up#Core bonded before he even registered anything#Look one has blue skin & one has white hair & one has green hair#He’s like 60% wondering if they’re actuall his & Clockwork’s & not gettin an answer#Clockwork is having fun acting as queen regent while Pariah takes care of de-aged trio#Gettin to kick the Observants’ asses while PD accidentally heals his torn core#Look a family-obsession would actually make sense for a ghost king-#he just also buckled under the weight of the Realm without a council#Because he insisted he could make it work as everyone else repaired the at the time#war torn zone from (insert thing lost to time here)#Tucker's ghost form has blue skin & gold eyes#Sam's has red eyes & dark green hair
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“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn
#top 10 most savage anime moments#I honestly don’t watch this episode THAT much#just bc jeff and britta ‘pretending’ to be in love and annie getting jealous is physcially upsetting for me#but the whole wedding scene is peak cinema#britta’s marryin britta’s marryin jeffrey wingerrr has been on loop in my head for weeks#and betty white is there lmfao kinda funny#ANYWAY#he humbled jeff so fast like GET HIS ASS‼️#community#nbc community#community nbc#abed nadir#jeff winger#abed’s uncontrollable queue-mas
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romanticizing your fiddlfords bald spot has genuinely made me less scared of balding for when i start T so thanks for making fidds sexy male pattern baldness 👍
well as a believer in body positivity ideology and male pattern baldness' number one fan, that's great to hear. the only problem is this made me realize that i should be sexualizing his bald spot more.
anyway, i hope this picture i made makes you feel more desirable when you start to go bald.
if he can make going bald sexy then so can you. i believe in you.
#i'm going to have white hair by the time i'm thirty probably so like i get it#anyway i like drawing his bald spot a normal amount#i just think he looks better with it#what can i say?#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#myart#rusty venture lookin ass
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my adventures with superman turning deathstroke the fucking terminator into an anime twink is the single greatest thing i've seen in the history of animation i have not been able to stop laughing
#personal#my adventures with superman#honestly the second this guy showed up with his hair covering an eye i started wondering if t'was slade#and it is! it's twink slade! i had to pause the episode to try and stop giggling#i do love it i do love twink slade i think he should be a recurring character#with his white hair and his gold eye god bless him#also how early is this supposed to be in his career he is getting his shit absolutely rocked by livewire#(makes sense he does repeatedly get his ass handed to him by teenagers including his own children)#(but still come on twink slade)#he is hot tho i'm immediately on board with him being in this show
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her majesty and her terrible cats
#fe3h#fire emblem#edelgard von hresvelg#hubert von vestra#fire emblem three houses#and of course frightful and socks#another one i put on twitter and not here oops#if one of edelgard’s cats MUST follow hubert around everywhere he would really prefer it was frightful simply for aesthetic reasons#unfortunately for him it is socks who is obsessed with his ass#between all that white fur on his all-black wardrobe and being sweet and fluffy socks is Destroying hubert’s gloomy brand#meanwhile frightful is an absolute piece of work and edelgard lets her get away with Everything
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why did I spend so much time on this I fucking hate the white pharaoh get this asshole out of here I fucking hate this take this get him out of my head fuckkk
#white pharaoh#help#please god help me#get him out of my head I hate his smug ass grin#I cannot stop saying white pharaoh
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never bet against a monkey (he won't play fair)
@jeminiikrystal @blackknight-kai @marcu-bug @rovobeam @szynkaaa @dunanana @maiden-of-the-waters
#s0rr3l's art#black myth wukong#black myth wukong oc#liyu#liyu x yezi#monkey bet that of liyu can make his hand move 1 mm than they can get his share of dessert from uncle bajie#added a little white line to seperate shapes in the drawing and WOAH#love discovering new things for my art#smug ass monkey checking his own nails while liyu huffing and puffing 😩#they are so silly!!!! yippee!!!!!#*meanwhile me cooking up angst in the background*
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Mind you we just came from a scene where Alex got pecked by two girls with no reciprocation, but the minute Henry has his hand's in his hair Alex's first instinct is to kiss back.
#rwrb#red white and royal blue#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#one thing i really appreciated about this movie is that the minute alex realized that he was' into' henry#he was like welp i guess this is my life now#alex: mom im bi#ellen: we gotta get his ass on prep#love how when alex is telling nora about what happened he says henry kissed me#like no SIR thats not what happened yall MADE out#its the same when henry is telling bea he 'broke things off with alex' like no SIR you ran off in the middle of the night#*sniff* i love their love
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Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck
Edit: I actually read the rest of the page
#context: Jakes daughter has been kidnapped by ra#khonshus father#his d a u g h t e r#because apparently at some point he was in a relationship with Marcs ex?#his ex being the white lady called marlene that they replaced with Layla in the show#moon knight#marc spector#jake lockley#khonshu#moon knight 2016#marlene alraune#i had to see so much ass to get those screenshots#im poor and marvel already has enough money
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Hangman vs The Bang Bang Gang part 2
#aewedit#wrestlingedit#hangman adam page#juice robinson#jay white#bang bang gang#hangman page#adam page#aew#my gif#hanger gif#this feud will feed us for generations pls tk get this righttt#also idk why it is so hot when he gets his ass beat omg#also first three gifs are from a torrent and they do look different lmao i need to trust my screen recordings more lmao#okay byeeee
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Deltarune as the album cover from Kara's flowers - the fourth world because it was so hypnotically 90s looking that I felt compelled to make an attempt
#sorry ralsei fans the color balance was hell trying to get his white ass in there#and berdly makes more sense anyway to be there#scribbles#deltarune#utdr#berdly#noelle holiday#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune
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can’t believe that Armand experienced a series of micro-aggressions from Daniel and it made him fall in love again. like maybe all my aunties were right maybe interracial relationships are a mistake
#Daniel said ‘hey bitch you look like srk even though you don’t’ and armand basically giggled#UP! GET BACK UP!#burying my face in my hands we’re gonna get sensible interracial desi/white representation someday#someday. just not in this. and honestly this is some of the best we have.#that old ass vampire blushing when his crazy crack cocaine addict white bf is an asshole#armand#daniel molloy#devil's minion#armandiel
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oh the white gays on twitter are being fucking insufferable about ratty healy getting sued
#melone.txt#literally stfu you don't fucking live here what makes you think you get to talk over us#being queer is already considered a western thing here and your ass is not helping!!!#also tell me how his white saviour complex bullshit helped the queer community here by breaking the festival's terms. I'll wait
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i haven't done much kaijin design before but i also wanted to have a go at doing a more monster-y genba (genbard?)
#boonboomger spoilers#umm i wanted to keep as much of the canon elements as i could so having the hair and the furry ears#but since it's bbger i wanted to add a couple of mechanical looking elements#even though hes not hashilien... car universe maybe#i had the like fox festival masks on my themeboard but i leaned into it more because it works well with how his hair is tied behind his hea#genba bureki#genbard de livery ii#bakuage sentai boonboomger#boomboom#post tag#art tag#i dont think he looks really like a sentai kaijin much but i dont hate it either. you get foxboy!#a bit of procurement for my white ass
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and to all the white mutuals who blocked me & soft blocked me because of me being vocal about anti blackness in fandom spaces in the name of “clearing your dash of discourse” i hope your fics flop and your favorite character dies in whatever manga/anime you’re currently obsessing over.
#truly don’t want your time on this site disturbed but how do you think black fanfic writers on here feel#as they’re getting slurs thrown at them for writing about nanami sticking his dick in black reader ???#how do you think black fanfic writers feel as their fics ideas are getting stolen by their white fanfic writer peers#how do you think you black writers feel creating a space for themselves in still have racists invade that space#on my soul a lot of you non black people on here so damn performative!#but the ones who are aware of what their black mutuals go through and spread awareness#hope your fav eat your ass!
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