#get fucked idiot humans!

[unoisveimved-un-proffesional]

Fun fact: In terms of agriculture and animal herding l, ants have us beat by 60,000,000 years! And they’re better at it!

[nenestansunsthings]

having svsss au ideas beyond my station

thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—

and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house

and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and

calls mobei jun.

okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.

is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?

[amielot]

Touch starved.

[1495-gauge]

there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??

[swashbucklery]

Taylor Alison Swift did not leap from the gallows and levitate down your street so that you could assume she was rivals with number one camp messy serial killer bisexual rockstar Lestat de Lioncourt. They're shit-talking each other's ex-boyfriends over a bottle of wine right now. They're working on several dozen collaborative tracks about how much they want to murder their exes while also calling them crying at 4am. He's not Dylan Thomas. She's not Patti Smith. You get it.

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

byakuya togami killed his sense of guilt after his family's heir competition and sentencing his siblings to be wiped from their history, essentially, because remorse gets you nowhere if you dwell on it and a togami shouldn't spare such pointless emotions for people below him.

but then makoto falls into the trash chute and for the first time in a long time, he feels something like regret. this wasn't what he wanted. yes he's alive, now, and yes maybe that meant it was the right choice in the end - but what if there was a different way? what if makoto could've been saved? he was a boy who had only wanted to help those around him, and as annoying and naive as he was, he was also incredibly observant and painfully clever. shouldn't he have deserved to live?

the relief he feels when he sees makoto again is something he can't express. he's never needed to express it before

[redux-iterum]

Has an overenthusiastic tourist (or child) ever stumbled into Clan territory and/or get close to camp before? How did the Clans take it?

People have definitely stepped off the path and tried to get into the colony territories for various reasons. Every single time, the cats present panic and run, and every single time, the person gets asked to leave the park. These cats are sensitive, you ingrate! It's on the signs every three feet of this fucking park saying to NOT go into their territory! Are you stupid?!

[roadstostray]

wanted to show off my new watermark, but this is still a wip of a TAZ au my roommate and I are doing

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Sunny my life my love my deranged little puppet from my brain

[moeblob]

Look, I just think it's VERY funny and on brand that I thought of an entire premise of colorful characters for half the cast and immediately drew the only one void of color.

[maeamian]

Becoming deeply radicalized against the idea of crewed Mars missions, y'know how the Rovers keep sending back better and better data what if instead of that we made an even bigger one and devoted nearly 90% of its capacity to holding a guy in a bubble on top of it instead of sending back useful data, but wait! They'll eliminate like a half hour of latency and also almost certainly contaminate the landing site and possibly the entire planet, so it's not all downside.

[indieblossoms]

fnaf AU where Glitchtrap/Spring Bonnie (or whatever the hell this man is called) is a separate entity from William Afton that kills him and takes over his life.But Glitchtrap genuinely gives a shit about “his” kids.He never screams at them or hits them, never criticizes them about the smallest things, never talks shit about them to people in front of their faces (or at all for that matter).He’s interested in their hobbies, their accomplishments, just their lives in general.He actually says I love you and spends quality time with them.And if Michael notices this change in behavior immediately and helps him not get caught that’s nobody’s business except for his and his father’s.

Just a thought

[dennisboobs]

i think im preaching to the choir with this one but i am. really fucking mad. anyone who's on here and sunnytwt i am BEGGING you to stop being fucking weird. you can in fact. not do the same shit that these idiots are doing. it's ok.

[quiet-longing]

Fellow Devil's Minioners

I have solved the mystery of Rolin and Assad's answers (aside from absolute nonsense trolling, that is) and made them make sense.

To wit:

Armand turned him out of spite?

Make's perfect sense. It was to spite Parkinson's for thinking it was going to be what killed Daniel. If anyone is killing Daniel, it's Armand and it's in a sexy-vampire-marrying way. He called dibs a long time ago.

A pure rage kill?

But of course. Who would not feel pure rage at Parkinson's for daring to try to take his beloved from him? What is a mediocre star to a 514 year-old vampire? What is a human disease? Does Parkinson's truly believe itself to be a match for The Vampire Armand, an immortal who walks in the sun? HA! His blood will obliterate its existence!

See? Now it makes perfect sense. Parkinson's disease said 'I'll be killing the love of your life slowly while you sit there and watch. What are you gonna do about?

Parkinson's disease fucked around and found out.

I made it make sense.

[hballegro]

ah, the trials and tribulations of alan alda's face

immediately get the nose right

meanwhile i am dying a slow death with this eyeball of his and the eyelashes thereupon

just so you know the equivalent for mike farrell is his eyes [easy] vs his lips [pain]

i do other art yes but i suffer from chronic 'cant accept putting real ppl in my cartoony style' so here we are gamers

[regular-dog]

Ectoberhaunt day 18 - unravel

I like to think that there's just a bunch of weird and fucked up creatures hanging out in the zone. Yknow how it is

The concept of a weird spirally serpent ghost thing has occupied my brain for a while now so when i saw this prompt i figured i may as well finally try to realise it

Earlier sketch version under the readmore