#get flexible fast

[donnypodcast]

[lemongogo]

every morning i tell myself i wont be late 2 work this time and then every morning i sit here like rhis w my breakfast reading trimax like the morning paper

[tropicalcontinental]

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

re-enabled spell check on my notes app since a few errant words slipped by me in my recent fics and instantly remembered why I turned it off in the first place

even when I added the Japanese dictionary to my phone it is still determined to red line every Japanese name, and adding those names to the dictionary becomes a gruelling process if I need to do it frequently

I might just have to take the occasional misspelled word tbh this is so irritating

why can't iphones just have a nice straightforward 'add to dictionary' button, why are they like this

[autogeneity]

going to try and focus on other things. for example: the way every single new kick I gotta learn this level is apparently personally out to get my hamstrings (and friends)

yeowchie

[iraprince]

rip all that hatching. it was absolutely the right call - the piece is visually striking enough to make me stop and stare every time it crosses my dash - but Oh Boy do i feel your pain

we're all standing around a grave with lilies.

thank u so much tho!! tbh i have a habit of doing this a LOT in large/complex illustrations (putting my whole pussy into laborious shit that is then later obscured or redacted lmao) but i pretty much never regret it in the end... my philosophy is almost always 'work smarter not harder' when possible but sometimes working hard and stupid is just what feels right. yknow

[sanctfy]

[cecenyss]

THE ONLY fucking issue I have with they/them as a single pronoun is that if I’m introducing my nb friend to my 90-year-old cousins and I want to be vague about their identity I SHOULD be able to say their nb name is a nickname we gave them because they play too much valorant but that would be “play” when she would be “plays” and the stupid fucking grammar goblin in the corner of my dumbass head that makes me risk valuable friendships by nitpicking about you’re and your says if i want to be oblique about it and say “plays” to discourage questions that would be misgendering (even though I’m not outright saying the pronoun I’m purposefully leaving it out of the sentence) so i have to say “play” but to justify referring to my nb friend as they i need to come up with an entire other complicated backstory where we pretend my valorant playing totally cis friend is a sentient collection of bees so we refer to them in the plural

All this justification for a complete hypothetical this interaction never happened and never will I’ve only met the nonbinary valorant friend irl twice soon to be three times and my 90-year-old cousins would almost certainly be okay with my non-binary valorant playing friend because I’m about 60% certain they have a gay granddaughter (her mom kept saying girlfriend and I’m PRETTY SURE she meant the gay kind of girlfriend) so even if they DID meet my 90-year-old cousins there would be no issues because they are NOT TRANSPHOBIC and yet I came up with three backup plans at 11:30 at night for absolutely no reason at all and if anybody here ever wanted to know what it’s like to live inside my stupid undiagnosed neurodivergent shit ass anxiety-riddled brain there you go

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[sonicunleash]

spreading this propaganda now while i can but one of the reasons why i draw sonic in skirts so much in my art is both because 1. i just really think he's gnc and doesnt give a shit 2. sega has a whole mandate saying sonic can't wear pants and I know Why its probably for design consistency things but i like to turn that on its head and say Yeah so he wears skirts instead.

[magioffire]

im disturbed by the fact that dokkalfar would be able to get down on all fours and start running with way more ease than a bipedal creature has any business being

[that-cheer-up-anon]

Work today sucked so bad. I ended up crying but still had to hold back on full on breakdown sobbing. Worked an hour over and I still didn't get all of my board done.

This morning my boss told me to speed up my work but keep the same quality. When I clocked off my office coordinator told me to speed up on my time.

I can't. I've got some weird nerve damage in my foot (that's been like at least a week) and I just injured a nerve on my right index finger (couldn't even use the cleaning spray without it hurting), I have unmedicated ADHD which I can't get meds for it's only a self diagnosis and not an 'official' diagnosis and I have chronic fatigue and pain. I cannot go faster.

But I also can't tell them about my disability bc I don't want to give them more reason to fire me.

At least tonight was good.

[fingertipsmp3]

Kiiiiind of torn about whether or not to accept this job if I get it, I’m ngl

[ambersky0319]

Applying for jobs is weird

Applying for jobs is even weirder when I have passed the initial interview stage of a paid internship application

[exopelagic]

I wiped out so hard tonight my KNEES

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not motivated to go to a gym by wanting to look like someone who goes to a gym. I never have, because I simply don't. I want to be deceptively fast and strong for someone who looks like gollum. To be flexible and nimble enough to make people ask questions like "how the fuck are you sitting like that" and "how the fuck did you get up there?" One day I want to be the old guy that's fucking ancient but nobody knows exactly how old I am - all they know that people have been guessing "isn't he like 80 years old" for the past 30 years.

I don't want to reach peak performance to show off what the human body is capable of. I want to show off what I'm capable of in a way that makes people second-guess whether I'm entirely human.