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You know what? Fuck you. Needle felts your big scary villain
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Obviously next week could prove this all dead-wrong, but I don’t think the trial’s quite over. I don’t believe the end of that episode actually took place, because I’m pretty sure we’re still firmly in the “punish Agatha” phase. Rio’s suddenly gone. Alice seems to be dead by Agatha’s hand, and no one—including Teen, who has always been on her side—seems primed to believe she was out of control. The others have been sucked beneath the power of the surrogate son who not only just told Agatha to fuck off, but went full-Wanda to do it. It just all seems too tailored to cut up any of the character progress Agatha’s made on the Road thus far. Getting harassed by her ghost mother and hearing her son’s voice don’t feel like a complete tear-down. This does. It feels like more trial.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#agatha harkness#show next week: punt your theory into the SUN idiot#it just felt so abrupt#like that episode felt SHORT and the ending came up like a two by four to the forehead#feels a lot like Agatha’s fears coming true#your coven will leave you. your girl vanishes. your not-son reviles you AND bears the power and control of#the witch who fucked you up so badly and foiled your power#it seems really interesting that this happens when we’re starting to really get glimpses of the softer side of Agatha#with her love for Rio and her mounting reluctant affection for the coven and her grief for her son#and now the idea that Teen needs to be bound up as a ‘familiar’ when she knows she’s been letting him in#he’s not yours Agatha. he’s not yours and he wants nothing to do with you#Wanda gets everything and Agatha gets sucked under#I find it all veeeery curious
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katsuki blames the alcohol for making him stupid.
really stupid.
not that he's had a lot, but his tolerance is low for a guy of his size, and he can feel the edges of his inhibitions dulling with every drink of whatever denki has shoved in his hand. it doesn't taste like absolute shit, which is rare enough to have him indulging, just a bit, for the agency halloween party.
another sip has his head feeling a little swimmy, and before he knows it, his eyes are trailing across the room until they find you. again.
whatever the hell you're supposed to be tonight—a witch, or something else in a pointy hat—is really fucking with him, and has since you walked in. the costume isn't revealing in a sense that it's inappropriate for a work event, but it's...hugging you in all the right places. in every single one of them.
without tights, it would be on the too-short side, but—and no, katsuki can't fucking explain this—something about them is making everything worse. and your calf-high boots ain't helping, either.
it's just—your fucking—hips.
katsuki couldn't tell you what song is playing, but you're swaying back and forth to the tune and one of his canines digs into the plastic of his cup, so deeply that it makes a terrible creaking sound and dents beneath the pressure—and that's when a sharp elbow is delivered to the center of his chest.
mina is at his side when he looks, and her wide, freaky eyes scan his face before narrowing in her little shit-eating way.
"you're a pig."
katsuki chokes, and the little freak takes that as an admission of some kind.
"oh my god," she gasps, mouth falling in all her disgust and awe. "you can't even deny it!" and then she laughs, high and chirpy, and there's no way you can't hear her. "oh, you're down bad."
"cram it," he snaps, sinking his scowl into his cup. "i dunno what the hell you're talkin' about."
"you know i really thought better of you," mina sniffs effectively, turning her face up and away. "not the type to be blantly checking out somebody's ass."
katsuki bristles, and his aggrivation growns until the plastic in his hands starts to melt. "i wasn't—"
"i'm kidding!" mina snorts before flicking him in the nose, narrowly dodging the hand he swipes out at her. "quit being a baby and go shoot your shot already."
"piss. off."
but the hero is unaffected by him, simply scrunching up her face in response before turning on her heel to disappear further into the party.
she's wrong, katsuki thinks, because he's not a pig like sero or fucking dunce face or even kirishima, from time to time, who gets red in the face over a low cut shirt and a pair of tits.
fucking ridiculous, katsuki thinks, because he's way better than that.
it's just—the alcohol. that's making his lids heavy and his thoughts dark and his face hot. has him peeking at you over the lip of his cup, has him picturing you in his head when he's forced to look away.
and, well, maybe, the short cut of your dress has a little something to do with it, too—but he's keeping that shit to himself.
taking it to the grave, even.
#i just love the idea that bakugou really thinks he's so much better than like. denki or sero.#like he does NOT think with his dick like those idiots 😒#he's a level headed guy 😒 doesn't get all drooly over some hot babe 😒#but then he sees you all dressed up in some cute outfit and he's like 😵💫😵💫😵💫 uh um 😵💫😵💫 ahem 😵💫😵💫😵💫#biting his fist over the curve of your ass and he's never felt more primitive in his LIFE#i am squeezing him until he pops#happy halloween dears 😌🎃🩸✨️🦇#TAKING IT TO THE GRAVE HA HA GET IT YOU GET IT#GRAVE HALLOWEEN GET IT GET IT#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: bakugou#✿ theme: pre relationship bakugou
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Movie night is a vital part of the Red Team experience
plus an honorary Doc to make the snack runs
#rvb#rvb donut#rvb locus#rvb sarge#rvb grif#rvb simmons#rvb doc#rvb lopez#my art#batsy art#samuel ‘locus’ ortez#franklin delano donut#lopez the heavy#frank 'doc' dufrense#dexter grif#dick simmons#rvb red team#red vs blue#i have no idea what theyre watching but everyone is very invested#except lopez who is reading locus' book over his shoulder#locus is pretending to read bc he's definitely not getting dragged into the joy of watching a movie with your found family no sirree not hi#this is a lie and lopez will call him out on it.. another night#for now they vibe#docs spot is directly in front of donut bc donut is playing with his hair during the 'boring' parts#grif and simmons have claimed the 'neutral' mini-couch for their own#the blues are having their own team bonding night which is 'camping' in the yard#enrichment for everyone on team night#donut and simmons being the most invested after sarge felt like the only viable option here#sarge is yelling at the screen bc u cannot convince me he wouldnt be that guy who calls the mc an idiot for not talking to their team#hi pot calling the kettle black but when is the man ever that aware of himself
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obsessed with the delivery of "bigb treated me right..." "oh my g- i built you a panda reserve!" truly felt like a rehashing of a long settled argument.. like two people who have moved along and they aren't even angry anymore. but they'll play into it as if it isn't a thoroughly healed and forgiven scar at this point
#it genuinely felt so lighthearted and domestic#like when someone makes an idiotic mistake and it hurts for a while#but eventually it settles into a place where you just get to smugly hold it over their head#it felt like scar will randomly remember it and use it to get grian to do the dishes that night#like im sick#grian#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#gtws#desert duo#scarian#trafficblr#wild life#wild life smp#wlsmp#wild life spoilers#life series#desertduo
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same brand of annoying
#lando norris#81s.gif#oscar piastri#get flipped idiots#<- this is how galileo must have felt when he discovered the earth isn't flat
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Vettonso complaining about each other not respecting schrondinger's track limits on the radio compilation + Seb's commentary that made me a bit feral
Must include these sexy ass pics okay, it makes me feral how hard they race each other.
Also SO upset that we got this vid and there's also pictures(and presumably a vid out there somewhere) of Fernando, back then, ALSO debriefing this race. And yet we never got them together?????? Evil. Fucked up.
Imagine seeing them complaining about each other but also having to (begrudgingly if you're Fernando) compliment each other IN FRONT of each other. Maybe its a good thing it doesn't exist, bcs then I'd have a heart attack.
#this is just a supercut of the f1 vid in the source so you should watch that as well :)#thank you boo to inadvertently pointing me towards this moment cause man it makes me insane#like the added context of knowing seb was just being bratty cause he KNEW fernando was heated on the radio is SO funny#fernando's radios....actually so feral#'give back the position IMMEDIATELY'#fernando i dont have the position but i will do my best to give it to you anyways#grrrrrrr theres smth about getting to see seb discuss such a vettonso hard racing moment#he clearly respects him 🥹#but even years on you can tell hes SO pleased abt how much he was irritating fernando#this is the kinda clip that makes me wish f1 had proximity chat#them both on the radio like 'does that idiot EVEN know what hes doing'#also the annoying confidence of seb on the radio saying its fernando's fault if he gets a punctuee#and not even mentioning the fact that he could get a puncture 😭#but again. to hear him complimenting Fernando really kills me#just about his spacial awareness and how seb feels like he can always race him to the limit bcs he TRUSTS him#like that is the true f1 romance to me. racing someone hard and complaining on the radio but +#admitting that you never rly felt in danger bcs you TRUST the other driver!!!!!!!#i love sassy angry radios. they both sound so........yeah. im unwell#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2014 british gp#vettonso
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ben shelton at madison square garden, after being asked about the potential of winning a grand slam in 2025
#they started getting into the curse and he shut that shit DOWN#he really said no thank you I'm gonna compliment my friends instead#I love him#my dearly beloved american idiots#ben shelton#taylor fritz#frances tiafoe#<- not there but their presence is felt#he really does idolize them and it's so heartwarming#tennis#gif#tennis gif
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Sputtering and spiraling and fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine
#keese draws#new game+#isat#isat siffrin#eyestrain#eye strain#I don’t thinkkkk anything in this counts as spoilers since it’s au bullshit but just in case#isat spoilers#anyways more comicfrin au 👍#felt like fucking around with some shit so get choud idiot#chou was stuck in their loops for a Long time so they had plenty of time to have many flavors of hashtag issues#they went back and forth on fully giving up and picking back up attempting to break the loops over the years several times#there were times it started to feel like almost a home to them#and there were times they’d wish the sun would eat the whole of vaugard whole#wait whole spiel I was abt to go on cancelled I checked the time fuck I spent too long on this#I still need to do some cleaning fuck#OH SHIT MY LAUNDERY#god damnit. time to take care of all that.
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Giving some context as to why I'm so glum, I tried thrice to meet with a student counselor to help me attempt to resume my studies while still in rehabilitation for severe tremors in my left hand. My initial meetings were first canceled due to sickness, and the second was a system fluke where the school was closed for the summer as I arrived for my appointment. Only after physically showing up were I able to meet with someone who could help me with my specific request which was " please help me find subjects with no mandatory lab or seminars as im still not ready to work with other people present while my new disability is still so uncontrollable". I left under the impression that I had been signed up for courses I would be able to finish by handling on obligatory assignments and following lectures as normal.
Cut to: me checking exam time and location and realizing one of my classes has a 75% minimum lab attendance requirement. I spent so much time and energy on assignments for a class I could not possibly take an exam in and upon asking the counselor if there was anything I could do, I was informed I would not be able to apply for any kind of exemptions because the time has passed.
Summarized: I attempted to return to my studies at my university after a stroke because I sincerely wanted to finish my education and the uni is incredibly disinterested in helping me despite how much it's taken out of me to try. I was genuinely proud of myself for being able to get my assignments approved, I even got good feedback and im. SO shattered I can't do anything in the face of mismanaged fucking bureaucracy
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Reaper's Bounty.
#ffxiv#fan art#emet selch#zenos yae galvus#oc#atticus van simularus#tsukiko date#camilla lunae#I'm here to rattle my garlean reapers=vampires propaganda around because it lives rent free in my head#look two idiots willingly offering their aether to the people protecting them#one for their enshroud and the other for their primal transformation LOL#Atticus isnt always wholesome and with Regent's power he could appear at Solus' side whenever it was demanded of him#and because in universe regent is in control of the intake of aether emet doesnt have to worry about atticus taking too much -or-#discovering he was an ascian lmao#I also just felt like drawing crazy-eyed emet because its fun#also dont mind zenos plotting 100 ways to kill a man because hes in a situation where he has to transform#and therefore take his healer's own aether just to protect them#not that tsukiko minds- it means she gets to take a free nap#also the in universe pain that zenos has to feed either from her arm because he will not put his teeth anywhere near her neck (ironically)#(tsukiko heals through singing and its something he enjoys listening to in their off time)#mans stuck with literally the arm or the leg because Tsu is tiny next to him#adventurer zenos
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The fact that they play I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany at the end after everyone's dead feels like the biggest kick in the nuts ever
#like no. NO. you don't get to play that song after the shit i just watched#all your doing is reminding me of a better season that i wish i was watching. fuck you#the idiot catalogue#the umbrella academy#tua spoilers#i am still so pissed off. steve blackman i hope your socks get wet#that way you can feel the horror and visceral disdain i felt watching the umbrella academy season 4
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We all know Timmy is Wanda’s mama’s boy but we need to keep in mind he’s still Cosmo’s kid too and that Cosmo would love him just as vehemently as Wanda
#fairly oddparents#not that anyone has portrayed him different#certainly not distance he loves Timmy he probably says it the most in the show and in fanon#but still- watching New Wish there felt like there was a disconnect with Cosmos character-like he wasn’t as well defined as he was in OG#that’s in part due to them toning him down from being an idiot plain and simple but I feel like it wasn’t fitted with something else it was#simply taken away#just to say he didn’t have as much of a presence to me in New Wish as Wanda did and I crave spinning Cosmo around in my brain#I want to see Poof being his Dad’s Boy yknow and I want to see cosmo doting and I want to see when he gets like. parental rage for the sake#of his kids#yknow? Yknow? part of him feeling detached in a new wish has translated into him not wanting to get as close to Hazel as he did Timmy-#to try and play it more like godparents are supposed to- just a presence for a couple months#but also because like. he got SO attached to Timmy and he’ll never regret it and he’d never do anything different#but idk. if it were me I wouldn’t have the capacity to go through losing my godkid again after becoming that attached#that’s not even mentioning that they don’t HAVE to be in hazel’s life the same way they were in Timmy’s because Timmy was going through#neglect and Hazel has loving family and friends all around her at all times- her blocks are mental#in that way cosmo and Wanda just have to do the Typical Godparent Job of aiding her- not becoming people she desperately needs in life#which also bleeds into why I think Peri was having such a. difficult time#godparents aren’t supposed to be attached the way his family was to Timmy and that how he learned it#but his first godkid is Not Easy and lends immediately to the issues Timmy was having where he HAS parents he HAS things (though . Timmy#was not rich and would sometimes not be fed… dev’s dad also forgets to feed him but dev is still able to eat you know)#and how he grew up with his parents as godparents and how he’s been taught are conflicting and it’s nature vs doing a good job quoteunquote#I didn’t mean to ramble so damn much in the tags I’m really sorry#told myself if I had more to say I’d write it down and post it later but I must be heard.
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the thing about bakugou and attraction is that he's not shallow and i don't think he has a type. like, he considers the value people have—who they are, what their strengths are, their passions, their goals, their mindset—and i think those are the most defining factors for him when it comes to 'liking' someone.
and yeah, he's a man. he has initial and instant attractions to people. but i think they're fleeting and go as quick as they come. so i think he doesn't pay much attention to physical appearance, per se, when it comes to deciding who he wants to give his time to.
but—when he does decide that you are the person he wants to give his time to, everything about you is suddenly so attractive.
#what i'm trying to say here is#bakugou snorts and rolls his eyes and tells kaminari to get his tongue back into his mouth whenever he sees jirou#and he does that for a long time#yes he finds other people attractive — maybe even very much so#but he's not DOWN BAD for anyone in that way#until he meets you#and even then#before he gets to know you he'll think you're another pretty face#and then once you two talk more and spend more time together he's like#oh my god. i'm a meathead.#alcdsjal#but he's NOT A MEATHEAD#bc he literally only gets so insanely stupid attracted to you once he gets to know you#but he's never felt such physical desire in his life that way that he feels like an idiot LOL#✿ thoughts: bakugou
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the thing they don't tell you about most mlm romance books is that they fucking suck ass
#thinking about like. rw&rb. anything by that author that wrote boyfriend material. most anything on kdp. only one i fw was ari and dante but#even then the random transphobia at the end gave a real bad taste in my mouth#im just in a hater mood rn ignore this unless youre also a hater#but anyways that boyfriend material and the sequel husband material books fucking suck so bad#couldnt even finish the second one#felt like it was trying to make a comment on the queer community but in the most lame and het conformist way possible#literally having a boring lawyer character being like ' i dont feel represented by this#when hes talking about a rainbow decorated gay bar#like ok whatever man but why do we care? why is the author trying to moralize this? why does teh prose suck and why is so much casual#bigotry against welsh people in these books#like fr they call out british bigotry against the irish and then turn around#and every welsh character is bumbling idiot with no personality besides being an idiot and talking about being welsh#like. hello???#also i keep adding to these tags but anyways the author also tried to like#make the main character out to be the bad guy?? when his ex boyfriend exposed all his secrets to the press??#and the author like. portrayed the mc as the bad guy for being upset?? like that is what the second book is about???#its so stupid and victim blamely and utterly lame like these books are so uninspired and feel like the author was just. idk???#also dont get me started on how much i hated rw&rb and finished it#i think i have a post somwhere on this blog abtout it
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I love this tree! ❤️
Got Blu out for a walk in the sun finally, we've had over twelve inches of rain in three days. I need proper rain gear, sopping wet sweatpants are no fun. 😩
#blu❤️#dogs#it felt so nice to be dry#just getting into my store for work and not getting soaked was a challenge#too windy for umbrellas#we aren't prepared for serious weather challenges around here#weather wimps#its like 56° and people are ahopping in heavy coats beanies and scarves#that is not rain gear you idiots!#🤣
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