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And if I said that the most unrealistic thing about Percy and Vex’s scene is that Percy was wearing his glasses the whole time? And if I said that??
I’m right, by the way
#I can’t be the first person to have thought of this but I am right btw#like if you’re wearing glasses during *that* like. they’re either not staying on or gonna get bent#source: trust me lmao#critical role#critical role spoilers#the legend of vox machina spoilers#the legends of vox machina#tlovm spoilers#tlovm#perc’ahlia
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omg I need your thoughts on the terminally o line author culture bc ngl it makes my eye TWITCH, there are authors I deliberately avoid even tho I've heard their stuff is good bc they're like that 🙈
HHHHH oh good lord, okay, from how I see it, there are two angles on this, both aggravating and sad: the official decree one and the spontaneous ecosystem one.
The officious one is that the nature of publishing nowadays demands an author have an online presence. You need Twitter/X. You need to let every potential reader know your book is coming out. You need engagement through reviews and pre-orders incentives (if you buy now you’ll get a special keychain!!) and word of mouth assurances from your peers that yes your book is as cool as you say it is. You need a newsletter with links (more buying! more voting on lists that are simply popularity contests!) and promises you’re still working on the next thing, don’t forget about me in the morass of everyone else doing the same thing. You need an Instagram and TikTok now to post pretty pictures and videos because one or two authors made it big off this kind of promotion and now everyone thinks it’s the ticket to the bestseller list (sadly, it seems to be working). You need an OnlyFans (a joke but I do recall a twt spat that was a joke/not joke about how rupi kaur will always be more beautiful than her critics and people who took issue with the conflation of beauty with talent). At the end of all this, you’re basically an influencer, a content creator creating content for the content you should be focusing on creating, the finished novel. And the novel itself seems to be disappearing behind the masks used to promote it (fanfic-style tropes, moodboards, playlists, memes) until I now no longer trust the book that I’ll pick up to have any resemblance to the enticements that brought me here. I’ve seen an author or two complain about the stress all this self-promotion generates, but it’s become such an entrenched part of the industry, I think people just accept it. And thus spend too much time online hoping that if they tweet just a little more, produce just one more reel, maybe that’ll be the difference between a sale and no sale.
The other side of this, distinct but obviously connected, is the ecosystem created by this panic of being perpetually visible coupled with the fact that so many of the new authors came of age during the rise of internet fandom culture. That opinionated community mindset that blurs the line between anonymity and friendship is the lens they bring to their own work. I mean, it makes sense I suppose—if you love yelling about characters and words, why wouldn’t you do that once you start to produce your own? This really came home to me hearing about that reviewbombgate “scandal” and how people involved were in reylo circles and that was used to provide receipts. You’re interacting with your readers and peers about your intimate work but they are also all strangers. They will not always give you the benefit of the doubt, and now—as opposed to the past when maybe the worst that could happen was a handful of bad reviews in newspapers—you will either be tagged in hate reviews, sub-tweeted, explicitly called out, demanded to atone for your sins. It’s no longer the morality of consumption but the morality of production. Of course, the easy answer is just log-off, touch some grass. But that can work only when you and everyone else are separated by anonymous accounts or when you have no platform to maintain. As an author trying to make your livelihood from this, suddenly it’s do or die. We’re in a strange moment of authorship bringing the Internet’s echo-chamber and claustrophobic into the real world (this is a lie: publishing now is no longer the real world. But it looks like it) and thus you can kind of no longer escape things.
Will the average reader who isn’t aware of all these machinations care about reviewbombgate? Would a reader browsing at Target think about the controversies around Lightlark? Very likely not. But the impression I’m getting more and more is that the average reader isn’t the one buying all the books. Or shall we say—a bestseller’s status relies on bookstore stock. Bookstore stock is only huge when they know a book will be a good investment. They’ll only know a book is a good investment if it and its author has street cred based on booktokkers, bookstagram, bloggers and reviewers (have you noticed how many books out these last maybe 1-3 years have these kinds of accounts thanked in the acknowledgments? Yeah), and THESE are also chronically online people who will Know. And decide the cast of fate.
Honestly, @batrachised, I see why you avoid these kinds of writers, though I wonder how long it’ll be before the disease becomes epidemic.
#i’m very doom and gloom about this if you couldn’t tell from my tone lmao#and of course it’s not a perfect formula; i read a decent debut this year by a writer trying to be very active on socials and idk how much#of a splash her book made because literary sff is a dying genre even with an ecological bent compared to the glut of romantasy#also this feels very timely because the goodreads choice awards were just announced and i am seething at seeing d*vine r*vals#get another accolade to its name#blake’s last braincell#blake talks shit#writing life
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republicans when they see pronouns in someone’s bio
#politics#it blows my mind tbh lmao#imagine being this bent out of shape over..words#used in everyday english no less#i hate this country i hate the orange fascist get me outtttt
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OMG intersex Moonpaw with a cleft lip???
I just used it as an example because cleft lips and palates are a really good example of the quirks of bilateral symmetry, BUT I do actually have a cleft lip in BB LMAO
It's Lizardstripe because she got a glow up in BB, is one of the smartest and most competent background characters in the rewrite, and has an expanded friendship with both Bluestar and Yellowfang. I gave her a cleft lip because unironically it is such a cool feature and it deserves a million examples of positivity.
Her son Deerfoot also got it, he also got a glowup as a TigerClan rebel.
I should give it to more cats honestly... and more lip features in general. I love you people whose lips naturally curl above the teeth. I love you people with cleft lips, both severe and minor. I love you people who have had mouth surgery and have visible scars.
#I really mean it. They're cool.#I won't rest until people think cleft lips and asymmetric eyes and bent ears are as neat as heterochromia is#My family has a bunch of features that people don't appreciate so I feel strongly about it#My uncle had to have his nose sewn back on after a car accident giving him a MASSIVE scar#One family member with hair and skin so light she has to draw her features on#Most of my family has HUGE hooked noses#I've been asked if I broke my nose as a kid because I have such a prominent bump#Crooked teeth and unbalanced eyes#Women going bald and hair on the helix of our ears#And it's beautiful. Unfortunately the whole world doesn't behold the beauty that dazzles my eyes#But I'll try to tell them about it.#So when I get prominent and intelligent background characters I give them features like that because imo it's an honor#And if they end up getting it as an offhanded thought they always end up getting bigger than I planned LMAO wassup duckfur
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youve ever seen an angel walk amongst mortals on this earth
Panthers Championship Parade | 6.30.24
#aleksander barkov#florida panthers#angelic of him#across the way there was a person with like a duct tape cardboard stanley cup and players went over to it and posed with it#or touched it. etc.#and each time it kept getting wonkier and wonkier#lmao can you guess who broke it#man: pictured above#he went over to it and tried to raise and it bent in such a goofy way 😭😭😭#anyways that happened like 20 seconds before the video above#i just think you people should know that#my wet precious angel#wet cat#oh sasha my beloved#you know how in pokemon you see a hooh and you get promised eternal happiness? thats how i felt seeing sasha.
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Gee! If the practical effects folks are unionised and the VFX folks are unionised, where will Disney and Marvel have left to turn to churn out their cheap, soulless garbage? What ever will they do??
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like that was so unnecessary lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#hypanispoilers#like juto literally bent down to lift a carpet a few seconds prior he’s such a little shit lmao#juto’s another one who became significantly cooler compared to canon but he’s still an entire bastard LOL#like i hope we get a juto event in arb to counteract the petty wins he got against samatoki this season lol#cause ain’t no way he didn’t just pull samatoki’s from under his butt for any other reason than payback for not listening to him lmao#tho samatoki wasn’t necessarily wrong for saying everything is trap in the first place lol 😤
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precure Reddit mod go outside challenge (impossible)
#precure#pretty cure#“you are making this subreddit UNSAFE with your thinking!!!!” lmfaooo do you hear yourself#yes im sure wholesome fluffy ship art of human komugi and iroha is going to turn ppl into irl zoos like shut the fuck up 🤣#i ship jack shit in precure but the western fandom’s obsession with ship discourse is the most obnoxious sight to behold#why is this the first post pinned on the precure subreddit. why do i have to see this#this is a little kids show and normal people don’t get this bent out of shape about shit like this#get off the computer. please. im begging you#this person is absolutely getting a power trip over this too lmao loser#also “its okay to ship humans with fairies tho because they’re fictional and don’t exist irl!! ^_^” made me lol#because animals with the magical ability to talk and turn into humans on the other hand is definitely a real life thing that happens#fandom wank lmao sorry#tldr; western precure fandom sucks
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just woke up to my nose being elbowed at the same time that my girlfriend woke up to her elbow stretch being interrupted by a small pointy bit of cartilage lmao
#like i was lying on my back and her elbow (bent) just lowered directly onto my nose#not hard enough to cause real damage but hard enough to still feel it 5 minutes later yknow#it was just so funny to me and thank god she was still sleepy enough bc if she wasn't she would get so sad abt accidentally hurting me lmao
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got 12clara on the brain do we all agree the cloisters confession involved them having some sort of time lord psychic exchange
idk if this is something other people have thought about, obviously they said they love each other normal style as well but i feel like there arent gonna be any words that could scratch the surface of the Everything
itd be the most emotionally intense thing either of them had ever experienced like 1000 acid trips at once but all that remains of it in the doctor’s mind is a beautiful song. clara, on the other hand, gets 4.5 billion years worth of suffering beamed into her mind in a matter of seconds and goes absolutely batshit insane (moreso than she already was)
#*person whos done acid once voice* woah itd be just like doing acid#post hell bent clara being properly evil is a really fun idea i dont think about it enough#but it makes sense right#she became more and more like the doctor in the worst ways#and now the person she cares about infinitely more than anything else is gone#and its not like ashildr will be the compassionate human companion to stop her doing genocides#twelveclara#going back to my original point this is def something ive accepted to be true basically since the episode comes out#i feel like they would have done psychic stuff all the time anyway like clara was flying the tardis and shit she could do that too#but every time theyd both have big massive vault doors with a billion locks stopping any kind of feelings getting out lmao#maybe psychic time lord stuff is a metaphor for sex maybe not up to you#fresh n sexy dr who tag#mine
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days without crying over them counter: 0
#rambles#delete later#like I actually am so fucking mad im SO MAD still#i need to move on but it’s like im stuck in that week#i don’t even think I have the words. i just feel so fucking betrayed. i feel insane#i hope they think of me and feel guilty. i hope they need advice and wonder what I would say#i hope they get HIT BY A CAR!!!!!!#i feel vaguely like I was preyed on. they admitted to trying to seduce me on purpose so I’d have sex with them#as an at-the-time-asexual virgin. and I was sooo flattered lol but now I’m just like. okay. what the fuck#they made me feel sooo loved and flattered and desired right up until they didn’t#and what was with the weird mixed signals. that was the reason I couldn’t move on from my crush#‘I don’t want anything right now’#okay then stop kissing my hand and cuddling me and calling me over to ask me unnecessary questions while you’re in the shower#stop mentioning how attractive I am and stop flirting with me#I’m killing myself what did I even mean to you was I just entertainment#like what did I even fucking mean I’m going insane#all I want to know is what I fucking was. yeah sure I was your ‘best friend’ who you had no issues with cutting off for no reason#i was your ‘best friend’ who you never texted first#what the hell WAS i#you came to me for advice and support and comfort so was I a therapist#that one night when I was crying and begging you not to leave me alone for the night#you promised me we’d call the next day#you hung up and we never called the next day. even though I asked twice#i bent over backward for you constantly and you couldn’t even be bothered to check in when I was having a fucking crisis like okay lmao#I’m gonna throw up I need to stop thinking and go to bed#and yet I still miss them so fucking much. so so so so much. i miss the affection. i miss being held. i miss their voice and smile#I’d let them mistreat me if it meant I got some kind of attention from them and that really makes me hate myself lol#maybe I’m just another creepy obsessed guy now#i FEEL obsessed. i feel insane. i feel disrespected and maltreated and also very very lonely#my face feels crusty from crying maybe it is bedtime
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Bra-tastic!
Credit to Ermintrude73 on flickr
#i couldn’t resist#the bras crack me up#I’d probably throw knickers but bras cost too much to waste lmao#unless you got a cheap one specifically to throw#anyway I appreciate the rock and roll spirit for sure#I need to find more footage of him catching bras that get thrown on stage#flickr#thanks to the people who preserved these moments#rick astley#bents park#tuxedo#2013
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Going back through, fiddling with my characters and giving them actually thought out names is fun because now they can have ironic names.
#like my warden being a blood mage with a name that means cleansing water#or my Hawke literally being named unlucky#or my Inky being beginner hope in qunlat and actively dashing the chantry#my Rook being endless happiness in Elven and perpetually doing shit she instantly regrets#lmao get bent idiots#cryptic ramblings
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me after falling Once (1): im wearing safety gear for ever and ever.
#it wasnt even a Bad fall LMAO i was stationary it was just my First fall#trying to ollie -_- need to start recording so i know where im going wrong#landed on my hands my first thought while it was happening was#NO STRAIGHT ARMS KEEP UR ARMS BENT idk how well i did but i tried#and then after was. well if i had the wrist guards on it would have been all bueno#i think i was getting the order a little wrong. its the pop thats giving me trouble#to be clear u should always wear a helmet. i wasnt but u should be and i will from now on#the problem is that most often u land on ur hands here lmao. so wrist guards will be on too
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now, for some actual drawing rules lol
the mice needed to be pretty simple shapes so i knew i would be able to replicate them over and over. all the mice are going to have the same basic head shape (circle+triangle), eye shape, and tail style with variations in the body shape and hair. bc they don't really have mouths or large eyes most of their emotive energy comes from the tails and eyebrows.
while i reserve the right to change the way i draw the mice at any moment (more on that later) i decided pretty early on that i didn't want to erase the pencil sketches after i inked. i think it gives them a cool "in process vibe" that reminds readers of the fact that they are in a literal created state via spell
i also decided there wouldn't be a lot of redraws allowed. part of the deal with me taking on some of the drawing would be i could tap out and have annie help me at the sketching phase if a pose was coming out a little TOO whack but for the most, first drawing is what sticks.
now that the mice are finally in the comic some keen eyed readers might have noticed there are some differences between the first promotional cover we posted and the first page they appeared in and the first page the mice appear in as characters. that's because (trade secret) they were drawn at least a year apart from one another! all that is to say is that there isn't really a way for the mice to ever get too "off-model" if a part of the experiment of this comic is to watch the way i draw evolve.
for a more detailed breakdown, here are the two pages im talking about below:


a big difference can be seen in how i drew the mice's ears and how the clothes became more complex.
first appearance from the mice in story = all white ears with flat black and white colors
promotional poster = hatching give the ears a slightly more 3D/curved look and the clothes have more going on then just being white or black lol



with this close up on the couch from the promotional poster, you can also see some of the "roger rabbit" production approach we have going on. first, me and annie discuss general composition. then, she paints the background in watercolor. then i draw the mice and we throw them in. this gets more difficult when they actually have to interact with the environment! with the two mice on the couch, i drew the mice and couch all together based on measurements of the couch that annie had already painted so they would approximately align when we had to edit them together. here, you can see i left the pencil lines of my sketched couch in the final scanned mice so you can kind of make out its rough outline:

#ghost of the couch ghost of the silly little couch#you can tell mostly around the one wearing the skirts lefs#*legs lol#i had to get the angle about right so the way their legs bent made sense lmao#mouse rules#you're not invited to the mouse party#comics#webcomic
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I really hope in Volume 10 Team CFVY isn't like Suddenly chill with Emerald. It still drives me nuts how fast everyone just accepted her, and having people who actually have beef with her is waaaaaaay more interesting for a redemption arc.
#like at least let coco tell her to get bent lmao#or better yet kick the hell outta her but that's my pettiness talking
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