#german cosmetics

[vintagepromotions]

'Day after day -Trilysin - the biological hair tonic that helps!'

Advertisement for Trilysin hair tonic and oil (c. 1930). Artwork by Ludwig Hohlwein.

[sarahbrandner-fans]

Sarah Brandner for Und Gretel Cosmetics.

[vintagevamp876]

Rare German Cutex Cosmetics Ad 1966

[forever70s]

Evelyn Kuhn

Revlon Ad (1971)

[wackarat]

uurgghh thinking about the tf2 medic werewolf cosmetic

but like, if medic was a dog he would be a german pinscher right??? right????

the pinscher brothherrrs

no one can influence me otherwise

[afeelgoodblog]

The Best News of Last Week - February 5

1. Austin experimented with giving people $1,000 a month.

People who received guaranteed basic income in one of Texas' largest cities reported reduced rates of housing insecurity. Austin was the first city in Texas to launch a taxpayer-funded guaranteed-income program when the Austin Guaranteed Income Pilot kicked off in May 2022. The program served 135 low-income families, each receiving $1,000 monthly.

2. Germany: Tens of thousands in Berlin protest far right

Around 150,000 people have attended a protest rally in the German capital, Berlin, against the far right and its ideology, the latest in a series of such demonstrations across Germany in recent weeks.

3. Sweden: Where it's taboo for dads to skip parental leave

It's been 50 years since Sweden introduced state-funded parental leave, designed for couples to share. The pioneering policy offers some surprising lessons for other countries.

4. Germany tests 4-day workweek amid labor shortage

While Germany, struggles to find enough workers, dozens of companies are starting an experiment that will see employees work a day less. In February, 45 companies and organizations in Germany will introduce a 4-day workweek for half a year.

5. K9 finds missing endangered 11-yr-old, gives her kisses

An 11-year-old girl, reported to be missing and endangered, is now safe after she was found by a sheriff’s K9 deputy in Wimauma, Florida. Her handler asked if the K9 could give the girl kisses as a reward to the K9 for locating the girl, and the heartwarming moment was captured on the deputy’s body camera.

6. Oregon Zoo releases seven critically endangered condors back to nature in California

Seven California condors were released into the wild in the U.S. state after the endangered animals were hatched and raised at Oregon Zoo.

7. EU will force cosmetic companies to pay to reduce microplastic pollution

Beauty companies will have to pay more to clean up micropollutants after EU negotiators struck a new deal to treat sewage.

Under draft rules that follow the “polluter pays principle”, companies that sell medicines and cosmetics will have to cover at least 80% of the extra costs needed to get rid of tiny pollutants that are dirtying urban wastewater.

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— 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖎'𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒! ⋆⁺₊

featured: osamu dazai, chuuya nakahara, fyodor dostoevsky, nikolai gogol, sigma

content warning(s): fem!reader, domestic moments, mentions of marriage, kisses and cuddling, these men are whipped, fluff, references to christmas traditions

author's note: i hope you're all enjoying (or at least relaxing) during the holidays! sit back, grab a cup of steaming coffee or hot chocolate, and enjoy some sweet moments with our bungou boys ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

summary: what gifts do our bungou husbands gift you during the holidays?

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𝗢𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗨 𝗗𝗔𝗭𝗔𝗜 ⋆⁺₊ ⸺⸺⸺

Your eyes flutter open as sprinkles of sunlight peeking through the blinds serve as your only alarm, traces of chocolatey hair prickling your skin as he nuzzles into your neck. Your fingers twirl the coils of his knotted tresses, smoothing them into shining waves before pressing kisses against his ear. And that's when you see it.

A basket perched on your nightstand, tied neatly with a bow, and piled high with various cosmetics and accessories. As you sort through each item, feeling nostalgia pinging with every gift, you realize there's a reason you recognize them. 

Each is a small element from a moment in your relationship—the nail polish you wore on your first date, the lipstick you chose for your first kiss. He notes the quirks of others subconsciously, though he chooses to ignore them unless it benefits him. But not with you.

He cherishes every ephemeral habit—the crease of your forehead as candles burn on, the haze of your eyes as raindrops pour down, the indention of your lips as movies summit closed. You're always too preoccupied to notice, but he gawks at you without shame, admiring the purity of your features. He is known for being abstract, but you are his complete opposite. So completely unabashed in sharing your opinions and sentiments, even through your own expressions. And in a way, you're far braver than he believes himself to be, so he knows he must remind you of that.

𝗖𝗛𝗨𝗨��𝗔 𝗡𝗔𝗞𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔 ⋆⁺₊ ⸺⸺⸺

Your sleep is interrupted by a yelp. For a moment, you wanted to keep your eyes closed, still sluggish with sleep, but a sequence of other noises pulled you out of bed. Unaware of the eyes peeking out from under the covers, a smirk on their proprietor's face as you shuffled out of the room, you journeyed into the living room. And he knew that you had found precisely what you were looking for when he heard a barrage of coos and badly muffled shrieks escape your lips, rushing back into the room with a puppy snuggled in your arms, a cute bow fastened to its collar. He knew your heart had been stolen at a glance, much like he had been long ago.

That puppy is now your child, a part of your family. Even if you don't realize it, this dog expresses his eternal fondness and dedication to you and any family you plan to have. He would prefer to pick a larger dog breed, the loyal type of canines that remain devoted to their families (Akitas, Belgian Malinois, German Shepherds, etc.). He knows you'd love any dog, but he wants to guarantee that you'll be protected if he isn't there.

And don't be surprised if an engagement ring follows a few months later. You're raising an animal together—your fur baby—and while it's a bit out of order, he wants to tie the knot officially. And you'll have the cutest little ring bearer in the world ⋆˙⟡♡

𝗙𝗬𝗢𝗗𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗘𝗩𝗦𝗞𝗬 ⋆⁺₊ ⸺⸺⸺

(I briefly discussed this in a post a while ago, but I wanted to expand on it a bit further.)

A stack of uniform presents pile in symmetrical mountains around the base of your shared tree; each fold intricately pristine. However, he insists on having a large breakfast, reveling in your anticipation with each course as you eye the gifts—it's too cute. Once you've finally reached the tree, he observes with unstated delight as you rip open the wrapping paper, only to discover hardcover copies of classic novels in your favorite genres.

He knows you peruse through his personal collection while he is away on missions, missing him and seeking comfort in his familiar words. Without your knowledge, he has caught you with a beaming grin on your face, skimming the story, enamored by his annotations. So once you've finished the book, with your thoughts written neatly inside the pages, he'd offer to swap with you, finding a sudden interest in the story.

Because the way your brain operates is absolutely fascinating to him—it is, in his (correct) opinion, one of your most stunning attributes. He finds himself seeking other ways to look into your thoughts, and if you just so happen to get inside his head as a result, he finds that he doesn't mind all the much.

𝗡𝗜𝗞𝗢𝗟𝗔𝗜 𝗚𝗢𝗚𝗢𝗟 ⋆⁺₊ ⸺⸺⸺

He would be bouncing up and down as soon as the sun rose, forcing you onto the sofa as he picked presents up from across the room. However, breaking away from tradition, he insisted that he opened the first few, utilizing many of your gifts as props for a little skit.

He enjoys your laughter more than any other sound in this world. It's such a freeing sight, watching you throw back your head, unable to help yourself. Even in the midst of his antics, he finds himself unable to avert his gaze, wide-eyed as you laugh without a care in the world. To him, you're always beautiful, but especially when you're happy.

And in that, he realizes that he wants to make you laugh all the time. Every second that you're together should be filled with joy. His heart constricts painfully whenever he sees sorrow on your face, and he has made it his prime duty in life to relieve your suffering. Anything that has ever made you laugh is collected in those gift boxes, and he feels lighter than ever as you giggle in your seat.

You have become the rope that tethered him to the ground, but he finds that he no longer wishes to fly free. Perhaps he has become exactly what he used to fear: his own attachments anchoring him, but he doesn't mind. He is a fool, but only for you.

𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗠𝗔 ⋆⁺₊ ⸺⸺⸺

He has never had anyone to celebrate the holiday with before; there hasn't been a reason. So instead, he would bury himself in his paperwork, trying to find a purpose through the letters, though he knew it was all in vain. So when he finds someone to celebrate with, he will ensure that you will stick around until the holiday next year.

You're met with bundles of presents, heavy with luxurious clothes and fragrant accessories, things he knows you like. But one of those gifts stands out amongst the rest: a simple box with a neat but fashionable outfit inside. Your eyes scan the seams, and it dawns on you—these are handmade. 

He knows his stuff about fabrics and colors, constantly choosing different options for the casino, and one of his stress-relieving hobbies (in my headcanon) is sewing. Before you came into his life, he made his own clothes, finding only brief comfort in the repetitive stitches.

But there is something so domestic about creating clothes for someone you care about. Thoughts of them are embuded in every stitch, seams pressed with care as it's molded to flatter your body specifically. It reassures him whenever you walk around the building, showing off your new clothes with a smile on your face—you are his family, his home. His other half. And you are here to stay.

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Welcome to qurbanjaan’s ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

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About me ੈ✩‧₊˚

♡You can address me as qurban, I’m 19 years old and this blog is nothing but reflections of my life — random, crude and inconsistent thoughts and opinions.

♡I’m half Pashtun half Brazilian, ex-muslim (atheist) and a honor killing attempt survivor. Lived in Afghanistan, Brazil, Austria and Angola. I consider myself a RADFEM, struggle with anorexia nervosa and PROFESSIONALLY diagnosed with PTSD according to DMS-V and more specifically diagnosed with CPTSD according to ICD-11.

♡I speak English, Portuguese, Swedish and German fluently and intermediate Pashto. Feel free to interact with me in any of them.

I’m anti-religion, anti-ed and pro-recovery, anti-cosmetic surgery and anti-veiling.

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Some of my interests include .ೃ࿐

♡Aesthetics, skin and hair care, nails, drawing, reading, animals, archeology, religion, linguistics, feminism and women’s rights and healthcare, fashion, music and bakery.

♡I appreciate the diversity of women’s beauty and I have an obsession with Rwanda and Sweden.

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Please do not interact if you are ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

♡A man, younger than 16 years old, disrespectful, and unwilling to listen in general, here to search for arguments and to pick up fights, a NSFW page, racist/xenophobic or homophobic.

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What to expect from my blog ༊*·˚

As I mentioned up there, my blog is solely a public diary to discuss my experiences and opinions, some things here may be contradictory or controversial. I’m up to talking and befriending other women here.

TW!! THIS BLOG TOUCHES SENSITIVE TOPICS: ED, MISOGYNY, VIOLENCE, MENTAL HEALTH AND RELIGION

[gallusrostromegalus]

AEIWAM ask spam 1: you’ve already elaborated on all the weird grudges people have, what about weird friendships?

THANK YOU! I am stupid busy but I am having a ton of fun with the friendships in this fic, so short versions that I can/will elaborate on later:

- Kenpachi and Byakuya: when Kenpachi first arrived in the Seireitei, Byakuya was a recently orphaned teenager and Kenpachi is, as he says "related to his mother" and can't help but take him under his wing a bit. As it stands, Kenpachi is, functionally, Byakuya's step-father.

- Izuru and Komamura: Wabisuke and Tenken were friends first, but it grew from there when Izuru got sent to investigate the curious incident of the dog in the night.

- Hanataro and Akon: The 4th needs more supplies than any other division and the 12th provides them, so the 4th's Toxicologist and Go-Fer gets to see the 12th's shadow captain all the time.

- Ikkaku and Sasakibe: the first lieutenant's meeting Ikkaku was at was ALSO the first lieutenant's meeting after TBTP, when nearly all the lieutenants had been field-promoted or killed, and there was a general bereavement, but when Sasakibe walked in to see what maniac the wildman that took over the 11th appointed for a lieutenant, he instead found Ikkaku doing stage magic tricks to cheer up a distraught Isane and Kaien, and realized this was a kind, if fundamentally ridiculous soul.

- "The Kids": Yachiru, Nel, Toshiro, Weiss, Syoga No Kotowari, and all the other Court Guard Brats tend to travel as a pack, and things can get a bit Lord Of The Flies sometimes.

- not exactly a friendship per se, but The Thirteen Daughters of Aramaki, including Hisana Kuchiki nee Aramaki.

- Soi Fon and Chikane Iba: after TBTP, Soi Fon ended up bonding with her fellow female captain and single mother Chikane Iba. And by "bonding" I mean "basically moved in with". Chikane was deeply relieved to have a regular babysitter and Soi Fon relieved to have another home to go to that doesn't contain her family. Or what's left of it.

- Rangiku and Retsu: Retsu, canonically, runs the Ikebana club, is the Chief Judge at the Seireitei Flower Festival, and keeps an enormous flower garden. Her first introduction to Rangiku is finding the academy student crouched in her foxgloves, and then being subject to a surprise 30minute lecture on the medical and cosmetic applications of digitalis, and realized she had found a kindred soul.

- Nanao and Gin: Nanao was quite possibly Gin's favorite person in the Court Guard, because she was very used to explaining things very slowly and in little steps, and Gin was functionally an escaped sausage roll in an executive position so 76% of the credit for the 3rd division's functionality goes to her. She liked having someone who actually listened to and took her advice and MAN, things got weird after Aizen.

- Uryuu and Yamamoto: Yamamoto doesn't actually hate Quincies- it's really only the "evaporating souls" thing he's got a problem with. Long ago, before the gotei-13, he was even friends with the ancestor of all Quincy, and misses his friend and curses Yhwach for what that monster did to him. Uryuu bears a startling resemblance to his ancestor, and it's nice to have someone to practice his German on again. Uryuu is fucking bewildered, but also severely short on men to look up to in his life and- well. Maybe. Maybe if they are friends, they can finally stop this feud?

- Yumichika and Ukitake: Yumichika was raised by his mother and the rest of the nurses in the first hospital in the Rukongai, and that's where he learned to fight too. It's a huge surprise for Ukitake when Yumichika knows what to do when he starts to have an anaphylactic reaction, but far from an unwelcome one.

- Renji, Iba and The Lads: Graduates of the Zaraki Kenpachi Finishing School for Young Men With Good Knees

- Orihime and Tousen: Hey, remember when we were both kidnapped by a deranged maniac that one time and coped by doing religious math and improvisational surgery about it? Good times!

- Chad and Komamura: "What do you guys even talk about?" "Nothing." "Why the secrecy?" "No Literally. We don't talk, and if we do it's about Nothing."

- Tatsuki and Mashiro: "This is boring, you wanna break chairs over each other's heads?" "Yeah!"

- Momo and Byakuya: The Rice Farm Subsidies Fraud Investigation.

[sadahugsblahaj]

My thoughts on the Gintama manga logos!!

Idk if somebody has done this before, if so I'll just go sit in a corner I guess. Also can't sleep.

The OG. We all love it. Iconic. Nothing can topple it. Compact, yet vibrant. Catches your attention right away. 10/10

The english translation logo. Doesn't have the same charm, would probably look better without the black background and outline, or if it was at least reduced. However I still believe it's really nice and appreciate that they kept the colors faithful to the japanese logo. Shame Gintama got dropped by Viz.

The french logo. I can't wrap my head around it, but it somehow feels bland? Might be that here the colors aren't as saturated as in the previous ones or that the red outline is thinner. As for the choice of font, it looks like something I would make in Picsart. For me, this is the true neutral.

I fell in love. The Italians are absolutely crazy. Vibrant, faithful colors, the font feels as if it tried to mimic the og's kanji. Compact, yet not as squished as the french one. 10/10. I wish every romanized version looked like this.

+extra points to Star Comics for absolutely speedrunning the Gintama translation (in comparison to other western publishers) and selling shikishi signed by Gorilla-sensei together with the last volume. I am NOT jealous.

The Spanish tried to do something else by having the colors depend on the color of the space background. Honestly feels like a logo for a completely different manga and a worse version of the french one. Also heard that the translation is cringe. They dropped it anyway.

This is the reason why Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon was invented

The Germans took everything that made the Gintama logo so special and beautiful and chucked it out the window. WHERE ARE THE COLORS. And the only thing that's more stretched out than this are Sa-chan's legs for Gintoki. Also this doesn't belong here but there are no chibis on the german spines and this is something I'll never forgive them. The only saving grace is that they are continuing in the translation (a whopping 2 volumes per year).

At the end of the day, this is purely cosmetic and there is a mastapeece of a media hiding inside, but the logos were something I wanted to rant about for some time.

[sarahbrandner-fans]

Sarah Brandner for Und Gretel Cosmetics.

[chaosghoulx]

𝚁𝚞𝚑𝚛𝚐𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚡 𝙱𝚛𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚝 𝟸𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚜

I'm nervous as f to actually post a piece of my writing on here but gotta face your fears right skdjskfj Anyways here's a piece I've written for my darling @abyssghoulette , we're very normal about these two I swear.

I tried my best to proof-read this tho still if you see a typo, no you don't🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

"And what exactly am I supposed to do with these-?"

Brexit raised an eyebrow at the pile of paint and brushes in front of him.

"It's a tradition. See my face? That's my race paint. It represents you as a contestant." Espresso cleared the question for him with a bright smile.

"You have a creative freedom with this one, do whatever speaks to you the most, something others will remember you by."

The British engine gave a slow nod, eyeing the precisely painted bright ornaments on the other's face as he tried to take in all the information given.

This shouldn't be too hard right? Maybe he could ask for help, but as soon as he drew a breath to bring up the question, he's immediately interrupted again.

"You still have about another half an hour before the race starts, so you don't necessarily need to rush it. And I'm sure that whatever you come up with will be great~ See you on the start line, buddy~"

And before Brexit could stop him, Espresso was already gone, leaving the other alone to do his thing.

His gaze fell on the cosmetics in front of him once again...come on, it can't be that hard, right? If everybody else could do it, so could he.

Determined, he dipped one of the brushes into the paint and wept the excess on the edge, bringing it up to his face with great focus.

But despite his best tries, nothing was going right and slowly but surely Brexit was getting frustrated.

Too much blush here, a smudged paint there, a wonky eyeliner- and on the top of everything his hands were shaky as ever thanks to the time press he was getting into.

He checked his reflection in the mirror and truth be told, he himself was not sure if he should laugh or cry-

It was terrible, and with the snail speed he was progressing, there was no way he'd be able to fix it on time.

A sound of the doorknob turning nearly made him jump out of his skin.

"Still in here Brexit? How come you're not fertig yet, the race is about to-- are you alright?"

Oh no.

Out of everybody it had to be the German engine coming to check on him? Really? Well that's just about his luck.

"..'m alright- just give me a second-"

Brexit quickly mumbled and frantically started cleaning the paint off his face with a wet cloth.

Ruhrgold knit his brow and moved closer to see what the other was up to.

His eyes softly widened at the sight of the other's smudged paint, have nobody taught him how to work with it before?

"I tried my best--"

This is it, he'd embarrassed the hell out of himself and Ruhrgold is going to laugh at him, that's for sure, Brexit thought to himself and shut his eyes tight as if to brace for impact.

But there was nothing to brace for.

Instead, he felt the wet cloth on his cheek again, lightly flinching at the unexpected touch.

He cracked an eye open, only to see the other engine's face only inches away from his own, and he would have lied if he said that his heart didn't just almost skip a beat.

"We've all been there, you'll get a hold of it eventually."

Ruhrgold affirmed with a smile in attempt to cheer the British engine up a little while he cleaned his face.

Oh, that smile.

Brexit was smitten.

Momentarily he even managed to forget how stressed out he was only a while ago. One look into those blue eyes was enough to make his thoughts float.

Ruhrgold was doing no better.

As he was cleaning the paint of Brexit's face, he was finally able to take a look at him up close. Until now there wasn't a chance like this, especially because the other tended to shy away from longer conversations. Brexit was still rather new, this was his first championship, and Ruhrgold could remember being in the same position clear as day, stressed out of his mind and back then, there was nobody to reassure him. The least thing he could do for the other was to be there for him and help him out.

"There we go.."

The German engine put away the cloth to reach for the paint and- oh my god, were these freckles? Ruhrgold found the British engine quite adorable since the day one, but this tiny detail about him nearly made his heart melt.

He quickly blinked to prevent himself from staring for too long and forced his gaze back on the brush that he's been absent-mindedly dipping into the green paint for a good minute now.

"...J-just..stay still."

Brexit desperately tried to guide his eyes anywhere but towards the German engine and prayed that the blush he felt creeping up on his cheeks wasn't as prominent as he feared it was.

"A little to the left-"

Ruhrgold gently turned the other's chin, tilting his head to the side as he continued to work on his masterpiece, his hand lingering on the spot for a little longer than intended.

After what felt like an eternity, he finally inched away a little to take a look at the whole thing, and Brexit finally released the shaky breath he's been holding in for that whole time.

Following Ruhrgold's gesture towards the mirror, he turned his head to check his newest look.

A small, excited smile tugged at the corners of Brexit's lips as he looked back to Ruhrgold.

"Oh my- I...thank you, this is perfect- I mean...definitely much better than what I have came up with."

The British engine momentarily reached out for the other's hands, but stopped himself abruptly and leaned back onto his original place.

Ruhrgold just shook his head. "Don't mention it..I'm happy I could be of help."

He noticed how Brexit's hands moved forward and then back again...should he add on to it-?

An idea popped up in his head.

"...Actually- I think I need to check for details once more..do you mind-?"

He vaguely gestured towards his own eyes to hint the other to close his own.

After Brexit's eyelids fell shut, there was silence once again, and Ruhrgold could swear that he could hear his own rapid heartbeat now. A momentary wave of doubt washed over him. What if this isn't a good idea? Maybe he shouldn't do this, or should he? He's not sure anymore..but what he's more than certain about is if he doesn't decide soon his heart is going to explode.

You know what they say Ruhr, it's all or none.

And with that thought he closes the distance between their lips. It's merely a kiss, a peck maybe. But it's enough to get the point across, he thinks.

Brexit's whole body tenses up, the gentle act leaves him frozen for a moment before he pulls himself together again, his cheeks now inevitably burning red.

Ruhrgold is the first to break the silence by clearing his throat.

"That's-...for good luck-"

The German engine mumbles, feeling his own face flush a deep shade of pink as well.

"Well then-- in that case.." Brexit whispers shyly, finally locking eyes with the one in front of him again as he dares to lean just a little closer, their noses almost touching.

"...the luck is almost never on my side..it's rare when it is, really...and I fear that one kiss won't be enough to secure it."

Ruhrgold has to chuckle at his remark, pressing another, longer kiss on Brexit's forehead.

"..In that case, we better make sure you come out victorious today~"

[cheemscakecat]

What dogs would the Tf2 mercs be? Pt 2.

https://www.tumblr.com/cheemscakecat/742808240488841216/what-dogs-would-the-tf2-mercs-be-pt-1-dadspy?source=share

RED Medic is a German Shepherd. He’s already got that dove imagery and tries to play god, so I think he’d like being called a shepherd in a twisted way. They’re also very intelligent and sassy dogs.

BLU Medic is a Doberman Pincer. They’re a breed that frequently gets their ears and tail cut to make them look scarier, and are usually assumed to be aggressive by looks alone. The dog version of BLU Medic hasn’t had the cosmetic surgery to dock his ears and tail.

But his alternate personality from the Em Blue funeral does [in the mental world] since he’s meant to look scary and off putting to people like Jules Archibald.

RED Heavy would be a Caucasian Shepherd Dog. Big old beefer of a dog. They are not for first time owners. Neither are a lot of other dogs, but these big guard dog breeds especially. They’re good with their family and wary of strangers.

RED Engineer Tf2 is a Pug because he has a lot of cosmetics for them, and they look small and nonthreatening. Engineer is 100% dangerous, but he seems less criminally insane than the rest of the team because of his personality.

I tried to find 1930s-40s pictures of pugs with healthier snouts, but the search came up short. Guess they had the breathing issues at that point too. I hope someday they’ll be bred with healthier dog breeds to undo the nose. Even if the result doesn't count as a pug.

I don’t know of RED Pyro is a man, alien or mineral, but he gets to be a borzoi dog. Imagine being another dog, and not only is this one out of proportion like a skinwalker, it’s also wearing a pyro suit and mask? They already freak people out when fully visible, so…

Also, the comedic stylings of having a big lanky Pyro and his short Engineer dad.

[afeelgoodblog]

The Best News of Last Week 🐧

1. ‘Robin Hood’ energy strikers give free power to French schools, hospitals, low-income homes

Amid national strikes in the energy sector, some workers in France have found a novel way to protest. On Thursday, "Robin Hood" operations – unauthorised by the government – provided free gas and electricity to schools, universities, and low-income households throughout the country.

Among the facilities provided free energy were public sports facilities, daycare centers, public libraries, some small businesses and homes that had been cut off from power. 

2. UK scientists discover method to reduce steelmaking’s CO2 emissions by 90%

Researchers from the University of Birmingham have developed an innovative method for existing furnaces that could reduce steelmaking’s CO2 emission by nearly 90%.

The iron and steel industry is a major cause of greenhouse gasses, accounting for 9% of global emissions. That’s because of the inherent carbon-intensive nature of steel production in blast furnaces, which currently represent the most-widely used practice.

3. Watch this cargo ship fly a giant kite to save fuel and cut emissions

The 2,700-square-foot parafoil is helping to tow the cargo ship and lessen the workload of the massive diesel engines — reducing the ship’s use of dirty fuel.

4. Scientists discover emperor penguin colony in Antarctica using satellite images

A newly discovered emperor penguin colony has been seen, using satellite images of one the most remote and inaccessible regions of Antarctica.

The colony, home to about 500 birds, makes a total of 66 known emperor penguin colonies around the coastline of Antarctica, half of which were discovered by space satellites. Emperor penguins are the only penguins that breed on sea ice, rather than land, and are located in areas that are very difficult to study because they are remote, inaccessible and can experience temperatures as low as −60C

Kowalski, analysis!

5. Dungeons & Dragons Scraps Plans to Update Its Open Game License

Wizards of the Coast, publisher of Dungeons & Dragons, announced yesterday that it will no longer be pursuing deauthorization of the Open Gaming License 1.0a. The deauthorization of the OGL 1.0a was a huge sticking point for fans and third-party publishers who made a living using a license that was granted nearly two decades ago.

6. Turning problem sea algae into a replacement for plastic

Excessive outbreaks of seaweed and microalgae are clogging up waters from the Caribbean to the Baltic. Now both are being harvested alongside farmed crops to create ingredients for cosmetics and food products.

7. German parliament officially commemorates LGBTQ victims of Nazi regime for first time.

The German parliament for the first time on Friday focused its annual Holocaust memorial commemorations on people persecuted and killed over their sexual or gender identity during World War II. Campaigners in Germany have worked for decades to establish an official ceremony to commemorate the LGBTQ victims persecuted under the Nazi regime.

“Today’s hour of remembrances focuses on a group of victims which had to fight for a long time to achieve recognition: people who were persecuted by the National Socialists because of their sexual orientation or their gender identity,” Baerbel Bas, president of the Bundestag lower house, said while opening a ceremony marking International Holocaust Remembrance Day, the anniversary of Auschwitz’s liberation.

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Oh this episode is starting with the gay scene between Ran and Sera.

Thank you for reminding me how gay and poetic Ran was about Sera.

Sonoko, you mean Mrs Sera :p

Ran's reaction is funny though: Why are you bringing up Shinichi, we didn't invite him.

And of course Sera the lesbian is not afraid to call another women sexy :p

Sera and Ran are wearing complimentary pink and blue swimsuits. So gay. When Ran first described how Sera made her hear the ocean they were also wearing pink and blue. It's their colours.

But can we not tell Sera what she can and can't wear because she doesn't have the "right" body type.

Shinichi is just one of the girls now.

Oooh they're the trans flag colours

Oh this case is going to happen between a group of karens.

Definitely a karen.

Detective Conan: if you behave like a karen you will be murdered so don't be a karen.

Ran: Sera jinxed it T-T

Sonoko: No, I think the jinx is the kid.

What they don't know is that they're both right.

Sera and Shinichi make such a good team. And they look adorable as they do. It's the queer kid solidarity.

Too many karens in this episode.

Shinichi why are you looking up easy ways to store cosmetics??? Do you have something you want to tell us? He and Kaito should have fun doing makeovers for one another.

Considering you and Heiji managed to make a very convincing wall in the Nue episode, I don't doubt it.

I don't know what type of ribbon they're using though because the ones I've had in the past are not as solid as that.

And what a weird dying message.

Shinichi, I hate to break it to you, but I'm english and I don't count like that. I use the "german and french" method you described. Also I use my dominant hand with a fork, not hold it with the left. I also know what a baseball bat looks like and not only that, we have a game here that is very similar to baseball that no doubt all english children play called rounders and the rounders bat is very similar to a baseball bat.

What I'm saying is that some of his deductions are very contrived.

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Haddie’s Cats and Dogs cosmetic leaked and showed she’s a German Shepherd fan so I’m showing off my puppy, her names Aspen<3