#gerkins

[monachopsis-99]

@nekrosmantik1371 every other week u send me back to this man and this specific video. sigh.

[ofmermaidstories]

artistic representation of my saturday night (eating hotdogs and playing fallout shelter like the ipad baby i am)

[forensicated]

Gina and Terry - you heard it here first 😂😉

[visualbite]

Italian Salsa Verde

[archiemcphee]

Pickle Air Freshener

During your commute, do you feel like a pickle in a jar? This Pickle Air Freshener will add some dill to your daily drive as it dangles deliciously from your mirror.

[fableprince]

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[tearsfordears]

I’m love hoddog 🌭

[ahhvernin]

God forbid patent medicines and soothing syrups. Just let you feverishly suffer and cough until you stop breathing. Thats how you become a man with a raspy voice.

Pickles are a gateway drug. The first gherkin is free.

[gaykarstaagforever]

[jasonxlxl]

i am the picture of health.

I'm picking up a shift closing at work and dinner is a root beer, a jar of sweet pickles, and some dark chocolate cover fruit gummys.

[anokayapple-blog]

I forgot tumblr gets really spicy at night

[steddieunderdogfics]

At a medium pace by dartlekey

@dartlekey

Rating: Explicit

7,147 words, 1/1 chapters

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Masturbation, Hand Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Top Eddie Munson, Bottom Steve Harrington, Post S4Eddie Munson Lives, Hurt/Comfort, both metaphorically and literally, Body Worship, hand lotion as lube, safe sex, Cowgirl Position, Coming Untouched, Mean Girl Steve Harrington, bitchy eddie munson, listen its about that sweetspot between being bitchy and soft to each other, Gentle Sex, Laughter During Sex, Edit: i have been informed that edging and edgeplay are two very different things, i apologize for the confusion!! no edgeplay in this fic only edging

Summary:

"Okay, okay, fine. Jeez. You're not stupid, man, I'm stupid. And a baby." "As you said." "As I said," Eddie agrees, and takes a deep breath, "and I'm also a liar, because I didn't pop those stitches falling out of bed, actually." Steve blinks, mercifully leaning back. "No?" "Nope," Eddie presses out. "Actually, I was, uh." He forces himself to exhale, and says, "I was trying to rub one out." Steve stares at him. "What?" "You know," Eddie says nervously. "Crankin' the hog. Whacking off. Jerkin' the gerkin. Stroking the one-eyed snake -" "No I got that," Steve says, and Eddie immediately shuts up, "you're saying that's how you tore your sutures?" "Yes." "By -" "Yep." "Oh my God," Steve says faintly, then starts laughing. (Eddie can't get off. Steve offers to help.)

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[bexdrey]

I couldn't get the image outta my head, I kept laughing XD Ron can never catch a break it seems LOL

"NOW WHERE IN THE NAME OF KOSHER DELLY IS STOPPABLE!?"

surprise @bexdrey @selfox @creatorping

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Made some chilli con carne. See i am totally capable of looking after myself, I made a meal instead of eating cheese cubes and gerkins out of the jar. Nailing it.

[facefullofsadness]

THIS IS A SICK JOKE AND IT IS NAWT FUNNY 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

LIKE THAT THIRD PIC ARE YEW FOOKIN JERKING MY GERKIN WHAT AHSJHDKFKF