#gerita headcanon

[despairgal2312]

I was reading a fanfic and I just noticed that in most fanfics nations meet up at anytime and have no problem traveling back and forth

But I think it’s fun to imagine them having to actually book a flight and wait for hours at the airport and in the plane just to meet up.

So here’s a bunch of ships and how many hours it would take them to visit each other by plane.

(Add about 2 hours to all of these for security controls and boarding)

Gerita: 3h 20m (Venice-Berlin)

Spamano: 2h 30m (Rome-Madrid)

FrUK: 1h 30m (Paris-London)

USUK: 7h 10m (London-Washington D.C.)

Franada: 7h 30m (Paris-Ottawa)

Prucan: 11h 20m (Berlin-Ottawa) (stop in Paris)

Pruaus: 1h 15m (Berlin-Vienna)

I’d write down more but I couldn’t find any flights for some of them, so I guess they’ll have to travel by train

Also, I imagine they would be stopped by the airport security a lot for traveling back and forth so often

[digital999placebo]

to be horny, drunk and in love on a catamaran somewhere in the Mediterranean

[the-sillybilly-sproutpog]

HETALIA DOODLE PAGE BABY!!!!!!!!!

I’m a sleeper agent who has finally awoken to the truth (the truth being that I love Hetalia in 2024😭) I gotta draw these little guys with my silly little headcanons otherwise telling all the blondes apart will be hell💀

(Close ups under the cut! :3)

[lemonerix]

lil scenario where Templar gets HRE'd (same body, different person headcanon) so he's now the Order of Christ (one of the successors of the KT), and doesn't remember anything b4 the disbandment of the Templars bc he's not Templar anymore (technically). 

Anyway, cue Veneziano and Prussia bonding/drinking themselves to shit bc of their childhood/first loves.

🇮🇹:"I see him, and I love him still, but I know it's not really him, and it hurts to see his face and know that he isn't the one I fell in love with all those years ago." *incoherent sobbing*

🐥:"Fuck, pass the bottle, Vene."

°°°

🐥:"It's just so unfair after not seeing him for so long, after mourning his death, and then he suddenly shows up with a new name and looks at me as if we've never met before. He used to look at me with so much love and I thought I'd never see him again, but seeing him regard me as just some other guy– Mein Gott, death would've been a more merciful option than whatever this is." *smashes bottle on the ground*

🇮🇹:"End our suffering. Dio mio, basta porre fine alla nostra sofferenza!" *wails and punches a wall*

tbh I like both the amnesiac hc and the same body, different person hc bc both are just filled with so much angst potential ✨

[canneddamage]

This image is so fucking ameripan/fruk/gerita coded.

[kakashi-fangirl-ita-blog]

Hetalia Cardverse AU

Hello, I'm building the world of my Hetalia Cardverse AU fanfiction

I'm trying to sort the various character into the four suits (even though I probably won't use all of them anyways), but I need help for some, so I made a Google Doc with polls for you to vote (while choosing, remember the main characteristic about each kingdom that I listed both below and on the google doc):

The world has 4 Kingdoms:

♤Kingdom of Spades♤: military power

◇Kingdom of Diamonds◇: wealth

♡Kingdom of Hearts♡: spirituality

♧Kingdom of Clubs♧: labour

The Kings (America, France, Germany, Russia), Queens (England, Liechtenstein, Japan, Hungary), Jacks (China, Switzerland, Italy, Austria) and Jokers (Prussia, Sealand) are canon, so I need to sort the rest of the characters

I'm also sure about the Aces for every suit: Canada for Spades, Monaco for Diamonds, Romano for Hearts, Lithuania for Clubs

[cherrybulbasaur]

hetalia shipping is so fun & goofy until you remember how a large majority of the shipped couples would’ve faced immense challenges & difficulty, probably even resulting in death a few times just to be in love. like the angst of it all is so insane but then, consider those soft moments they��d get between pain & bloodshed. those soft morning moments where one of them is looking at the other, grazing their hands over their shoulders. those pining glances from across a ballroom or meeting space. love letters disguised as banter. clothes sharing. memento exchanges. those quiet whispers around the corner of a busy room or hidden in the gardens of “i love you” “when can i see you again?” like. guys.

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ Gerita Headcanons ໒ ˚⁎

Aph Gerita oneshots/headcanons? (only bc i saw you take ship reqs :3)^_^

•Cooking Together : Italy loves cooking for Germany, and although Germany is initially hesitant about trying some of Italy's more exotic dishes, he secretly loves the homemade pasta and pizza

•"Ludwig, vieni a mangiare! Ho preparato la tua pasta preferita!"

•Over time, Germany learns to cook Italian dishes and surprises Italy with his culinary skills

•"Feliciano, your pasta is amazing as always. Danke."

•Germany takes it upon himself to learn Italian to better communicate with Italy, who often switches to his native language when he's excited or upset

•Italy, in turn, tries to learn German but ends up mixing German and Italian words in a cute and endearing way

•Italy loves drawing and painting, and Germany supports this passion by creating a small art studio in their home

•"Oh no, I spilled paint on your uniform again! Mi dispiace!"

•Germany often poses as a model for Italy's sketches, though he gets embarrassed when Italy insists on drawing him in romantic settings

•They enjoy sharing their cultures with each other. Germany teaches Italy about his country's history and traditions, while Italy introduces Germany to Renaissance art, opera, and Italian holidays

•Italy, while sometimes appearing carefree, deeply appreciates Germany's care and often does small things to show his gratitude, like making Germany's favorite meals or drawing pictures of them together

•"I drew this picture of us! Do you like it?"

•"You have a talent for making me smile, Feliciano"

•They love traveling together, especially around Europe. Italy is an enthusiastic tour guide, showing Germany the beauty of his homeland, from the vineyards of Tuscany to the canals of Venice

•Their daily routine is a mix of Germany’s punctuality and Italy’s more laid-back attitude

•Mornings start with Germany’s precise schedule, but Italy’s spontaneous nature often leads to unexpected, fun detours throughout the day !

•They find common ground in shared hobbies like gardening. Italy brings vibrant flowers and herbs, while Germany focuses on maintaining a neat and organized garden

•Feliciano, with his playful and mischievous nature, often starts lighthearted prank wars with Ludwig

•Despite the initial surprise, Germany secretly enjoys these pranks as they add a playful element to their relationship

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[cawe-sama]

*murmurs of expectation*

Sato's 2023 queer drawings!!

This year I went absolutely crazy don't ask me why rzyfzyrzyeyzryzrs6

If you have any question about a flag, ask away! And if you have any hc you wanna share, go ahead! Just be sure to be respectful.

[icebear4president]

Whenever girls try to flirt with Germany, Italy quickly switched from all smiles and, “What a lovely evening we’re having, signora,” to “Step off my man.”

[ask-the-pearloftheorient]

[Random hc? Piri and Feli having a convo and it's just:]

Feliciano: I had a first love before, Holy Rome. Sadly I haven't seen him again in so—

Piri, had met Holy Rome one too many times when the BTT hung out and went chismoso mode when Prussia brought home a "new" little brother: . . . . *Pointing at Germany* He's right here???

[despairgal2312]

(A weird thought I just had)

What if political marriages (for example Austria’s with Spain) and love marriages between countries worked the same?

Like, I picture an Italian person waking up one morning to find out their country has been split in half and the north is now part of the “Italo-German republic” and the south is part of the “Italo-Spanish state” and being so confused.

(Reference to the hws valentines ep where Germany pretty much proposes to Italy and the strip where Spain proposes to Romano)

[digital999placebo]

in any human GerIta AU, DA ONLY WAY I can think of these two meeting is in central Berlin, early December, around 23pm on a Wednesday or Thursday…. Feliciano is on his way home from having a glass of wine with his friends at a bar, he’s in a good mood and despite the cold he’s wearing his long winter coat unbuttoned… he’s swaying on the sidewalk and suddenly slips and falls, despite the circumstances rather gracefully. Ludwig, the stranger closest to Feliciano, decides to step in and help the guy, simply bc Ludwig is a nice man and not at all bc Feliciano is hawt and sexy and looks like his wet dreams from high school (and also NOT AT ALL. bc Ludwig’s brain has been conditioned into thinking he only has value when serving others). Anyway, despite Ludwig’s help, Feliciano CANNOT get his balance locked in and keeps slipping in Ludwig’s arms, despite Ludwig having a literal iron grip on him ……. alas Feliciano ends up piggy back riding Ludwig, across frosty cobblestone streets lit up by Christmas lights strung between buildings where the windowsills r covered with snow and decorated with greenery ……. n the night is deep and blue and LOVE is in da air …… and from a bar, half empty save the middle aged regulars, u can hear smooth jazz as Feliciano drunkenly points out the directions of his apartment. Anyway this works for literally almost all time periods and I will NOT take any criticism . Talk to the hand this is how they meet as humans

[eggyeggyves]

do you have any cute gerita/itager headcanons?🇩🇪🤍🇮🇹

HIIIEEEEEE hiiieeeee :3

Yes!! Of course I do!! So, GerIta was my first ever ship in like anything! I was so captivated by their dynamic and how they interact in hetalia it made my heart flutter a lot!! I just can’t describe how giddy GerIta makes me!! ENOUGH BABBLING HERE ARE MY HEADCANONS!!!

(Keep in mind, a lot of these developed from my middle/high school interpretation!! So yeah!!)

My biggest headcanon for them is that Germany is Holy Rome! I know in more recent years Hima has denied this and what not, but a lot of it feels like back tracking to me?? Like it doesn’t add up with hints given earlier in the series?? Idk!! So, to this day I like to believe Germany is Holy Rome and he finally found Italy again!! It makes my younger middle school self happy!

Italy’s hands are always warm and Germany’s hands are always cold! I’m a sucker for these kinds of things!! I think Italy constantly takes Germany’s hands in his own to warm them up, and he peppers them with tons of kisses (which usually makes Germany flustered BAHAH)

A long standing headcanon l’ve had for specifically Italy is that he has some sort of tic disorder/tourettes. I was diagnosed with Tourette’s when I was 14, so you can see where this probably started BAHAH. But it makes sense from my point of view! He’s constantly moving around, singing and humming, etc etc. I also headcanon this specifically because of his “Ve” sound. This very much reads to me like a vocal tic, as I make similar noises. And thanks to Italy being one of my favorite characters, I have also adopted the “Ve” tic in my real life (which does not help me seem cool and mysterious in public 🙄) The reason I bring this up is because I think when Italy’s tics get really overwhelming/he’s having a tic attack, Germany is the perfect candidate to apply deep pressure therapy. It’s probably one of the few times Germany initiates physical contact instead of Italy initiating it! He’ll hug Italy tight, tight enough to apply firm pressure and calm his nervous system down!

Germany is a workaholic, we all know this! So I headcanon that Italy takes care of him when he works himself too hard. Italy constantly checks in to make sure he’s drinking water, makes sure he’s eaten, and often tries to get him to take breaks! If he realizes Germany is not keen on taking breaks, Italy will suggest one under the guise of needing help. “Germany, I’m trying to reach something in the closet but I can’t get it. Can you come help me?” And once Germany is out of his office, he’ll try his best to keep him from working as long as he can! He can be pretty sneaky and mischievous as long as it’s for the greater good! Germany very well has caught onto these tricks, but his loyal need to help Italy no matter what usually overrides his need to work.

Germany is the big spoon and Italy is the little spoon! Germany is quite protective of his loved ones, and he feels best when he can provide them with safety. This results in him being the big spoon when he and Italy cuddle this way. He gets to hold Italy close and keep him out of harms way, all to himself. And then once the sensation of Italy’s body pressed against his kicks in, he (like always) gets very flustered. He’ll hide his face in the crook of Italy’s neck as he tries to calm down his racing heart. No matter how many times they get this close, Germany always gets flustered!

Italy was the first one (besides Prussia) to see Germany cry. Italy was very shocked when he first realized it was happening, but the shock had completely subsided once he realized how stressed and how scared Germany must’ve felt. He took him in his arms hurriedly, holding him gently to try and bring him comfort. Italy knew he could be pretty “useless” at the time, but if he could provide just an inkling of comfort to Germany then he did a job well done. To his surprise, Germany clung to him with so much force, Italy felt like he might’ve been crushed!

LAST ONE FOR NOW!!!! Italy often asks Germany to model for him for paintings! He loves painting Germany!! He is just so enamored by his beauty, he loves getting to make art of him, for him, etc etc! Italy has a little art studio where he does all of his paintings, and most of his paintings are of his partner! Germany is just very artistically inspiring!!!

[temtamtom]

I’d love to hear if you have any headcanons around rome and his boys <3

Ouhh,,, I'm so normal about this family bro I swear,,,

I tend to flip-flop between making Rome their father or their grandfather. I usually go with the father route, but I do have AUs and storylines where he's their Nonno :)

(In addition to the point above, a plus-side of Rome being their dad is Romano gets to call him "Babbo". I also like calling him "Babbo Roma")

Romano looks the most like Rome. It's more apparent when you compare him to Rome's younger self when he didn't have as much muscle or stubble. I like to think they have a bust of his head in their shared apartment and, upon first glance, other nations often mistake it for a statue of Romano.

I mentioned this in a previous post but Romano and Rome share the same name. For the sake of simplicity, however, people usually call him Romulus.

Rome is 165 cm, Romano is also 165 cm, Feliciano is 170 cm, and Seborga is 178 cm. Romulus is very impressed with Sebby's height, and always compliments him on it. One of his favorite compliments is telling him he would make a great centurion with the right training (at which point the twins have to cut in and say no their baby brother will NOT be a soldier of any kind, thank you)

Rome is definitely very protective over his boys, which I'm sure is something their partners enjoy dealing with. I have fun imagining what his reaction would be to various partners/ships.

In the case of GerIta/ItaGer, I wouldn't be surprised if Romulus demanded Feliciano break up with Ludwig as soon as he found out he was German (as if Feliciano would listen) kdhfkj

I talked about this headcanon on my main blog (in Italian, though), but I'll bring it up here too. Rome usually spoke to his boys in some form of Latin, but he began learning Italian when Seborga joined the family. The kid was probably around 3-4 years old when Rome first met him and obviously didn't speak a lick of Latin.

Now onto some more serious stuff:

Rome lived past 476 AD. The last time Romano and Feliciano saw him was around 546, when Romulus sent them out of the city at the tail-end of a devastating siege on Rome during the Gothic Wars. They were separated to increase the chance of one child surviving- one heading north and the other heading south to their respective territories. Whether he survived past that is unclear to many nations. Some claim they spotted him in various places throughout Europe, a husk of the man he once was. Others believe he lived in hiding in the Byzantine Empire. No one is certain about what happened to him, and his ghost has a difficult time remembering what happened after the Gothic Wars.

This is deserving of its own more analytical/detailed post, but here are my two cents on what their relationship/dynamic looks like (in my mind). Though Rome loved his boys deeply, and the brothers loved him in return, life was not always peachy. There were certainly a lot of expectations put on their shoulders from a very young age. Rome had spent his entire life building an empire and a legacy, something he wanted to live on through his descendants, namely Romano. The firstborn, the fighter, and the one who commanded attention easily. The one who looked and acted the most like Rome did in his own youth. Under the right guidance, he could be shaped into a leader. However, this meant the boy was often scrutinized heavily by those around him and judged more harshly than his twin. He wasn't respected as his own person and was merely seen as an extension of his father/grandfather. Feliciano, on the other hand, was on the "weaker" and "softer" side. Rome adored him and coddled him, treated him more gently than Romano, but he didn't really respect him, if that makes any sense? So Feliciano felt the need to compete and one-up his brother to prove his own worth, even if it caused the brothers to start fighting (physical altercations were not uncommon). Romulus didn't seem to notice these issues. How could he when he was often away from home? In his eyes, his family was doing just fine. They seemed like two happy kids whenever he was around, and any fight that broke out between the twins was often chalked up to "brothers will be brothers"/"boys will be boys". These familial issues went completely unchecked for most of the boys' lives, and it wasn't until more modern times that they started to reflect on their childhood and its impact. Not all was doom and gloom in their childhoods ofc, but there were certainly quite a few issues. Like I said, this probably needs its own post kjfdgk

[cicerenella]

Omg please give us more info of HRE and Italy 😙 what is their story?

(Of course dear anon! But first, I have to warn y'all: HRE's canon characterization is...a big mess. As a history nerd, I tried to find a more "accurate" way to depict him, so if it distances a bit from canon I am sorry! Also chibitalia makes no sense along with chibiromano, so we scrap them here. Long post ahead.)

Italy-HRE relationship: my take on it!🇮🇹

Before actually starting to look at their relationship, I think I have to make it clear that I envision HRE as Germania's son rather than grandson. That is because it is a general conception that both Prussia and Germany are Germania's sons, and so to make HRE his grandson (mind you, HRE is older than germany!) makes...no sense. Also, if you think HRE is Germany, this depiction might help. Moreover, this headcanon is more of an help to keep the plot linear rather than an historical fact.

Another point is his age. I really do not like chibitalia, and think that the whole thing of making Feli dress like a girl is...creepy? So again, I scrap this whole bullshit, since HRE and Italy are already several centuries old when they start having a relationship. HRE officially was created in 800 with Charlemagne, but similar to the Italy Brothers case, I depict HRE being "born" a bit before that, since he is Germania's son and was most likely alive before his dad died (poor guy). That makes him a bit younger than Feli.

So we come to the year 800! A 11 year old looking Feli is brought in the new and shining Holy Roman Empire and he...is not enthusiast about it.

HRE says in canon that he started loving Italy ever since the 900s, and I actually really like this touch. The first century is most likely feli getting used to live in such a different context, and their relationship was not good at the start. So HRE actually having a middle school kinda crush for one of his territories is actually so cute. Mind you that here they were still fairly young looking, so it was mostly puppy (for now unrequited) love between a young empire and his conquered land.

Fast forward to roughly 4 centuries! Both HRE and Feli grew up to their late teens/early adulthood, and the latter in particular started to gain more and more autonomy from his "young emperor". Venice was starting to affirm in Europe as a powerful Republic, the duchy of Tuscany flourishing with arts, Genoa becoming a maritime power... y'know, he was getting bitches around Europe.

And HRE? The crush for Italy just never left, and it only got stronger as they grew. Feli was now his sorta-equal, and he admired him so much at this point. And so I hc that roughly around the second half of the XIV century, they started "dating". (Oh and to make it clear, I don't make the whole "HRE thinks italy is a girl blah blah" because gay rights♡♡) whereas it was their first serious relationship with another nation.

I like to hc that HRE gave Feli his "Veneziano" nickname, since he used to call him "his beautiful veneziano" everytime they met. because they both struggled a lot during that time, with Feli trying to manage the rivalries between Tuscan cities and HRE managing whatever the hell was his empire (LMAOO).

now, regarding the death of HRE, the official date of dissolution of the empire was around 1806. in hetalia however, it is implied that HRE died in the Thirty Years War, and so that bring us almost two centuries before in 1648. I honestly want to keep this as the period that he died, mostly because it adds more...tragicness? to it. although I have to bang my head against a wall trying to understand who the hell replaced this guy after his death. (Prussia?? Austria??)

anyways, this guy goes to war and he NEVER returns. nation death is not common, and especially not something that happens everyday, so across Europe it was a big shock to hear when across the battlefield the corpse of the once Holy Roman Empire was retrieved. And you can also imagine the utter shock that feli upon learning about his lover's death.

It scarred him, a lot. HRE was his "first love" and he was the one that gave him the utmost respect. even months after his funeral, feli still waited for a letter from him hell, one singular word even! but of course, this was just a product of his grief stricken head. this is also why I headcanon him as being very frivolous in his sentimental life, since the only time he had love, it had been ripped away from him in the cruellest way possible.