#franada

[despairgal2312]

I was reading a fanfic and I just noticed that in most fanfics nations meet up at anytime and have no problem traveling back and forth

But I think it’s fun to imagine them having to actually book a flight and wait for hours at the airport and in the plane just to meet up.

So I here’s a bunch of ships and how many hours it would take them to visit each other by plane.

(Add about 2 hours to all of these for security controls and boarding)

Gerita: 3h 20m (Venice-Berlin)

Spamano: 2h 30m (Rome-Madrid)

FrUK: 1h 30m (Paris-London)

USUK: 7h 10m (London-Washington D.C.)

Franada: 7h 30m (Paris-Ottawa)

Prucan: 11h 20m (Berlin-Ottawa) (stop in Paris)

Pruaus: 1h 15m (Berlin-Vienna)

I’d write down more but I couldn’t find any flights for some of them, so I guess they’ll have to travel by train

Also, I imagine they would be stopped by the airport security a lot for traveling back and forth so often

[that-lavender-gaze]

i shoved them together, someone save him

[niirasri]

>the sound of gossiping french intensifies

[iam-lnt]

when i say i multi ship this is what i mean

[fireandspiceland]

not sure why but I’m in a franada/canfra mood tonight and now I’m thinking about ex-model Francis, who’s still highly attractive, especially to his sweet and beautiful young lover, but his best days are over and the realisation slowly starts to sink in whenever he’s not taking a drag from the next cigarette, and art student Matthew, who met this charming older man when Francis modelled naked for one of Matthew’s art courses. It was impossible for Matthew not to blush every time he looked up from the paper to get the shading of the thighs and cock of the model right and of course Francis noticed. One drink after the course led to another one thing to another and what I’m saying is Francis being more than tipsy, basically wine drunk and talking his young lover into topping him because he wants to feel like the whore he was in his youth and he couldn’t even get it up if he tried, blame it on the alcohol cause clearly it can’t be his age. Clearly.

[zours025]

Mattieposting :3

guro under the cut for someone on strawpage (^_^)/

[hetaletmego]

Let me preface with this: "cher" alone doesn't mean anything. At all. "Cher [name]" exists but it's just to open letters.

"Mon cher" is "my dear" but in the sense of "oh my dear Mr Smith fancy running into you at this barber shop"

You wanna be fancy-old-timey-loving, at least go with "très cher" ("dearest", lit. "very dear"). It's still stilted but at least it's personal.

You wanna get really personal, with a phrase that's still actually used this century, the word you're looking for is "chéri" ("darling" but a bit more relaxed, lit. "cherished", "beloved"). Potentially "mon chéri", which is the exact equivalent of "my darling".

Also this is mostly about FrUK but if speaking to a woman you go "ma chère", "très chère", "chérie" and "ma chérie" because this language is so gendered help us we're dying au masculin neutre.

Merci very much.

[nijixpup]

I love the thought of francis manipulating matthew and making matthew believe hes inferior before comforting his boy and sweet talking him only to re break all that confidence again

(Im rlly sad rn and rhis is how i make myself not sad, sorry not sorry)

(Also yes this is ship, i personally dont think there are any blood bonds in the face family they are all non related but they still use family terms its weird idk i havent figured out my preference yet)

[pastelsugar6w6]

respective ukus and franada relationships but the twins decide they want to try on each others' partner because they're I'm degenerates so they do a switcheroo. They think they're being so sneaky and mischevious getting all the way to sex but Arthur and Francis discussed it the moment they realized and agreed they were both down.

[thirdlotusprince3]

France: Canada, have you ever been lonely?

Canada: Of course not! I remain lonely.

[fireandiceland]

Matthew and his toxic, older, european “boyfriend” who barely thinks of him as an exclusive partner yet Matthew is picking out wedding dresses in his pretty little head

[that-lavender-gaze]

gnawing on them

[maybegilbertstherapist]

(person who interprets everything through the lens of mycology) : oh, so franada is biotrophic and prucan is mutualistic

[billowingangel]

Fucked up ship bingo with FraNada 👀

Honestly I think FraNada would be cute and sweet together, I don't think their relationship would be as toxic as some others (though it could be).

[fireandspiceland]

sooo what about canfrus in exactly that order. I need Francis squished between and throughly fucked by two eager guys half his age

[roszabell]

girls ammiright