what it says on the tin | gilbert beilschmidt enjoyer and hater
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yknow what yeah. matt deserves to head down south where it’s warm, drink 10 margaritas and throw his ass back on a big sexy cuban man
#this was the vibe at the time…#(i looked through my camera roll and i’m pretty sure we were in the middle of finals)
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in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance
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something i did a few years ago... feli's def a research assistant at the university...
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new he would not fucking say that: they would not fucking have a parent-child relationship
#gil and ludwig are weirdly codependent brothers to me#definitely not father son vibes#hws prussia#hws germany
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no brain brothers
#the taller younger sibling industrial complex 😔#hws america#hws canada#love that this could be any number of old guys texting him weird
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was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered
#not naming names but one of my roommates is genuinely better at geography than me because of hetalia#you know who you are#hetalia
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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed
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Is gay wrist an advantage or disadvantage in sword fighting technique time-sensitive
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my fucking squire died so I’m stuck in this stupid armor
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being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy
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Please draw Prussia wolf running again in the shittiest way possible
I don’t want effort just show
I got you anon 🫶
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Ggggggermany...?
i got carried away.
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