#genuinely fucking ridiculous.

[blueskittlesart]

anyway remember like 2 years ago when it was a widespread meme and point of pride that this was the death threats website where you could not be banned for making cartoonish and obviously unfounded posts about violence towards public figures. remember the atmosphere when prince phillip was dying. what happened to that one, matt?

[glitterfartsprinkle]

hey guys! Block me now if you like the character valentino from hazbin hotel or support viziepop in any way! She is a disgusting person and valentino is, and always will be a abuser and r4pist! fuck you very much

[jakeperalta]

every day we inch closer to the inevitable release of taylor's "all the haters are throwing shade at my relationship but I don't care" music about matty and for that reason I live in fear

[brainrotisseriechicken]

hi painter au clefdraki dont ask !!! forgive me if this sucks/theres any noticable mistakes its 1 am and ive been very drained this week....!!

capek jir...!!!ill delete it if i hate it by the morning

[doctor-octiddius]

man, these spot the difference games are getting hard

[dewey-ing-it]

The spa people:

My ADHD ass:

Also me once I got in the sauna:

Me again when I had my very first massage:

[excelsior9173]

i love sleep token with all my heart but the updated website with the like, normal people terms for things and then their cryptic shit underneath is cracking me up lmaooooo

it’s like “sleep token for dummies” (and i am not trying to be mean here- it’s a whole series of how to books that i grew up seeing- “___ for dummies”)

i can’t stop laughing. it’s like someone really went in there and said “nah boys you’re too cryptic what if the normies won’t know what to click?” (because we all know all us diehards understand lmao)

[asteria7fics]

Ngl gang if I see one more person say that Kyle is "just as bad as Cartman" I think I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

And I'm not saying that those two aren't similar. I've said before, many times that they are, but let's be more specific about what ways, please.

They're both stubborn and hot headed and driven and, yes, total jerks sometimes.

But Cartman is on a different fucking level than Kyle.

Kyle is a fallible kid that picks on his friends about as much as you would expect from an 8-10 y/o kid. Immature at times, and certainly can fall victim to group think and manipulation, but he is not the same kind of jerk that Cartman is.

Cartman is self-centered, self-serving and downright cruel a lot of the time. Cartman is more often the manipulator and instigator than not. Cartman has knowingly gotten people killed and shown zero remorse until he was informed that those people were actually connected to him, and that their deaths impacted him in some way. I could literally sit here and list all the reprehensible things he has done, but we'd be here all goddamn day.

They are not "same prick, different pants". Kyle is an average sized prick while Cartman is a world record level one, and he keeps fucking flashing people in public with the damn thing.

[gigglesoup]

A part of me dies every single time i see someone trying to make tickling painful, dark, disgusting or degrading.

[evelynpr]

Sure the leaks look cool, but DONT FORGET THE BOYCOTT

For Genshin fans who are seeing the leaks. Listen. The leaked animations, environments, name cards, and everything look really cool and fun- but DONT FORGET ABOUT THE BOYCOTT. Do NOT buy ANYTHING from Hoyoverse, and don't hype up the next update either to keep revenue and attention as low as possible.

[bedforddanes75]

do you have any fanfiction recs??

I DO!!!!!! im honoured that someone's thought of Me to ask for recs omg... anyway theyll be under the cut because making long posts without a cut makes me feel mean

okay im assuming u mean gatty cos. its Me so sorry if u didnt 😞 smut is marked with * btw!!! (also before i start i'm sorry to everyone i tag i Hate tagging it's really scary.) SO. in no specific order. let's go

love me to death* by...somebody who i do not know the tumblr of (sorry) is amazing. i'd also recommend everything else by this person, too, because all of it is beautiful.

all the king's horses by the wonderful @allylikethecat is one of my all time faves, it just makes me want to scream and cry and yell and jump up and down. in a very, very good way!! (also, it has horses, so.)

the big light by @betweenthings2 is for real godsent, and i would die to be able to write like this!!!!! (but if u do then tw for speak of s/a!! keep urself safe!) it's beautiful and sad and sad and sad and wonderful. again, i'd recommend everything else by them, too!!! (also loads of crisps because it got updated like three seconds ago, and i Love It)

in the search for it, inside of you* by @arainesque is so beautifully sad, and the best thing ever. it's so soft and wonderful and lovely and aaaaaahhh!!! the way she wrote their dynamic makes my heart ACHE. obsessed always :(((((<3

how little i really know (about the things that matter)* OH MY GOD. farm boy george. literally almost entirely what inspired deus like it's AMAZING. beautiful and i love it so much

roadkill, again, by @betweenthings2 because she's genuinely amazing and deserves nine hundred thousand billion kudos on every single fic <3 (tw for restrictive (i think) EDs btw!!) i think if i read this while not in a good mood i would explode and die. it's amazing

into my spiral patterns you (my love) by @lookedlikethebins which is in progress rn is HWHSKJSJSJ. beautiful. obsessed with how they've written george in this one <3

okay im Very sorry to everyone who i tagged here i genuinely hate tagging people so much it makes me SICK but i kinda felt bad speaking about fics and Not tagging people. LORD. someone give me a tumblr etiquette class

[druidshollow]

I ALMOST ATTACHED THE ORIGINAL TO THE POST BUT THEN I DIDNT IM CRYING IAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[trilliath]

Soooo...how are you liking bg3? 😁

I've had this game for twelve days

[squishe]

im baffled about how so many people are suddenly shitting on transmascs for having the audacity to label our discrimination and making fun of terms like transandophobia and mocking us for talking about transmasc-specific issues and discrimination (which is a documented thing! and we have different factors intersect with our oppression than tma folks have intersecting with transmisogyny! and NOONE is saying that transandrophobia existing makes it worse than transmisogyny either!)

like what do you want us to do? are we just supposed to shut up and take it because us being afab means our problems are "lesser"? are we supposed to say that every other trans person has it worse so we can't talk about it anymore? what is the proposed solution here? mocking transmascs and harassing them and sending horrific anons to them isn't exactly a solid answer.

i genuinely truly don't understand why people are so upset about this and why it's such a big deal for us to label our experiences and talk about it when everyone was falling all over themselves to adopt new phrases when the terms transmisogyny and tma/tme started gaining traction. it's gross and weird. we're all siblings in the same fight here, infighting is pointless and a waste of energy. why are we trying to to beat each other down when this energy would be, y'know, actually progressive punching up and fighting the oppressive structures CAUSING these issues instead?

[mamawasatesttube]

do you ever think about how kon got drugged to the point of inability to think clearly and then enslaved for Two Fucking Months and then we just never mentioned that again? that is, except for when he went back to visit and help out the guys who enslaved and drugged him because he was lonely enough to befriend them after they said oh sowwy we didn't know you were a person uwu. i think about this a normal amount

[khaire-traveler]

Hey, y'all, I'm going through a crisis right now, so I may not be as active as usual. I apologize in advance for any asks left unanswered for a while. Unfortunately, I just can't handle, well, much of anything right now. I'm sorry.