#genshin imapct incorrect quotes

[akko-kagori]

In the modern AU...

Kazuha, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Beidou: The car takes a screenshot. Ningguang: Pull over. I’m driving now.

[one-braincelled-child]

Liyue Incorrect Quotes babyyyy

Ningguang: “I heard around town that someone was trying to fight a squid.”

Beidou: *covered in ink* “Well duh, maybe that squid was being a dick.”

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Xiao: “I came out here to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now."

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Ganyu: “Oh no, the power went out!”

Keqing: “Don’t worry. I got this.”

Keqing: *throws lightning stiletto*

Ganyu: "What"

*room illuminates*

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Yanfei: "Wow, left-handed and Snezhnayan? You really are an illusion."

Childe: *silently crying*

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Qiqi: "Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day."

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Hu Tao: "I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude."

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Chongyun: "I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!"

Xingqiu: "Eyy, that’s the spirit!"

Chongyun: *gasps* "whErE???!!!??"

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Xinyan: "Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids."

Yunjin: *waves and smiles*

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Shenhe: "Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?"

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Yelan: "Yanfei, is that legal?"

Yanfei: "When there's no cops around, anything's legal!"

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Xiangling: *slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of 'Give it to me, I'm worth it'* "I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!"

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Childe: "I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!"

Zhongli: "Okay, can you do the dishes?"

Childe: "No!"

Sorry if it took so long! Still working on the MK OC!

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#108...So much crying-

Navia: Hey y/n! how's parenthood treating you?

Y/n: Great! I didn't expect this much crying though...

Clorinde: But isn't it perfectly normal for most babies? I mean, it's what they do most, is it not?

Y/n: What? No, the babies are fine, they're sweethearts, I was talking about Neuvi-

Neuvi*sobbing from your child's nursery, as he watches the sleeping babies*PAPA LOVES YOU SO MUCH!

[correct-genshin]

Kaveh: [staring intensely at Haitham’s chest]

Haitham: What is it?

Kaveh: Your shirt.

Haitham, looking down at his shirt: What’s wrong with it?

Kaveh: It’s still on you

[sleepinghellokitty]

Kaeya: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Kaeya: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

[comforthouse]

The Archons to Traveler after they saved their nation: Sorry we don't know about your sibling traveler.

Dainsleif: *finds traveler's twin for some pocket changes*

You know, instead of looking for all the Archons. Traveler should start looking for Dainsleif.

[discoontoast]

Kazuha, holding up a sign 'Lantern rite?'

Zhongli, opens the door: Oh my God! Yes!

Kazuha: No, tell your son.

Zhongli: Xiao! I'm going to the lantern rite with your boyfriend!

[catcat-fm]

𓊘 𝕶𝖆𝖟𝖚𝖍𝖆 𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖙

𝖿𝖺𝗏 𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗏𝖾

[baizhusconcubine]

Incorrect Genshin Quote #94

Mona: *sneaking in through their window*

Lisa: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Mona: I was with Kaeya?

Kaeya: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

[eeniiart]

Brotherly love ♥

[genshinoftrash]

Guizhong: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Barbatos: Have everyone stand.

Baal: Bring three more chairs!

azhdaha: The most important ones can sit down.

Morax: Kill three.

[shunn04]

(Zhongli tries to woo MC by asking Childe for advice.)

Zhongli: MC...Do you know why my element is geo?

MC: Because you're Morax...?

Zhongli: Because I'm always rock hard for y-

MC: *covers Zhongli's mouth* Where is that damn Tartaglia?

Zhongli: *points over to the bush near them*

MC: Mother fucker you better run...one..

Childe: Ha-haha...Wait we can talk-

MC: two...

Childe: Uhh wait wait wait it's not my fault he asked me-

MC: THREE—! RUN YOU LITTLE SON OF A B—

[flamingeaux]

As soon as I saw Itto’s newest trailer I was immediately reminded of that mall Christmas tree TikTok

I wanted to draw it, but my Diluc fan drawing has taken some of the motivation out so I felt an edit was better suited for it

My editing skills are meh at best, but I hope y’all can find it as funny as I did

I love this himbo so much, I just got Albedo and I’m so hoping I didn’t accidentally screw my chances of getting Itto

I will literally die if he doesn’t come home

[tartaxlia]

genshin impact incorrect quote

Childe, after spending a whole day with Klee: You know what, I like her a lot! Mind if I babysit her once in a while?

Diluc: ABSOLUTELY NOT

[just-hutao]

Is this your marketing plan ?

"Genius! These people are ahead of their time!" She jumps from one foot to the other.

Wipes out her ruler and pretends to knight you. "Dear Mutsu, I, Hu Tao, hire you as our new strategist," she says as she takes your measurements.

[catcat-fm]

𓊘 𝖃𝖎𝖆𝖔 𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖙

𝖿𝖺𝗏 𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗏𝖾