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Bebe!
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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"sorry English is not my first language" I say. As if I make any sense in my first language
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Pantalone, curious: What's something you've always wanted to try?
Dottore: getting a full 8 hours of sleep.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Pantalone: You're on thin ice.
Dottore: I'm actually on the floor.
Pantalone, sighing: Its an expression.
Dottore: No? It's carpet.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Almost forgot about chapter 4
SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say
You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Childe: Ever since the doctor found out what Internet slang was he's been talking like twitter ever since.
Dottore: OMG! I got called out, lol! Spill the tea sis because it is scorching!
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Chapter 3!!
SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say
You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Giggling chapter 2 is up
SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say
You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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SO I wrote a fanficton! It's mostly going to be fatui centric but the first chapter is kinda like a world establishing thing :) I have no idea what to say
You can read it if you like, I hope you enjoy it if you do!
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Dottore: What do you call a turtle that takes up photography? A SNAPPING TURTLE!
Pantalone, chuckling: Heh...
Pantalone:
Pantalone:
Pantalone: I can't believe I just laughed at that.
Capitano: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Columbina: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Pierro: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Childe: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Signora: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Scaramouche: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Sandrone: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Arlecchino: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
Pulcinella: I can't believe you just laughed at that.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Dottore, texting Pantalone: Babe. I'm at the grocery story before work.
Pantalone: Good morning. Get me a peach.
Dottore: I'll get you the heavens and the Earth.
Dottore: The stars and moon.
Dottore: But I just left and I'm too lazy to go back.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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*Pantalone casually sitting next to Dottore*
Dottore: I'm ignoring you.
Pantalone: Couldn't care less.
Dottore: Didn't you hear me? I'm ignoring you!
Pantalone:
Dottore, grabbing Pantalone by the shirt:
Dottore: STOP IGNORING ME! I'M IGNORING YOU!
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Pantalone: Argh! This food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Dottore: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Pantalone, blushing:
Dottore, winking:
Pulcinella: One dinner... I want one dinner.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Pulcinella, teaching Childe how to drive: So, you're driving and Dottore and Capitano walks out infront of you. What do you hit?
Childe: The doctor, obviously, why would I want to hit Capitano?
Pulcinella, sighing: The breaks, Ajax. You hit the breaks.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Pantalone: I'm going to take you out.
Dottore: Great! It's a date.
Pantalone: I meant that as a threat.
Dottore: Promise?
Pantalone:
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Dottore: Did Pantalone just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Child: Yep.
Dottore: And did I just do finger guns back?
Childe: Yep.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Childe during the wedding toast of Pantalone and Dottore: They never really agreeded on much.
Capitano: In fact they rarely agreeded on anything.
Pierro: They fought everyday and challenged each other with everything.
Columbina: But despite all that, they had one thing in common...
All of them: They were crazy about each other.
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discoontoast 2 years ago
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Clone no. 1: Last night, we lost our dear beloved Prime:(
Dottore: Stop telling everyone I'm dead!
Clone no. 32: Sometimes I can still hear his voice...
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