Ryan's real wish was to be bigger than Shane in at least one form
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number one estranged puppet show producer shane madej
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who’s ready for the finale
[image description: a comic of shane madej, ryan bergara, and the (fake) professor from puppet history.
in panel one, the professor is attacking a panicked ryan with a knife. in the foreground, shane sternly says, “let me see what you have!” the professor gleefully shouts, “a knife!”
in panel two, a disinterested shane says, “okay, just checking,” and looks down to a clipboard with notes. he fully ignores ryan shouting his name as he gets dragged away by the professor.]
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I showed this to my dad who has never seen puppet history and he said “it’s a love story.” And he is 100% correct
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somewhere showfeetguy is celebrating
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puppet history is like a cute little blue guy who tells stories about death and is enemies to best friends with a guy only referred to as beef boy. that's the show.
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OKAY SO THERES A THING CALLED PUPPET HISTORY AND ITS SEASON FINALE CENTERS AROUND A BIG BLUE FUZZBALL CALLED THE PROFFESSOR WHOS IN CRETACIOUS TIMES WITH HIS HORNY PARENTS BECUASE OF A GENIE AND THIS GUY WHO REFUSES TO STOP WEARING ORANGE BEANIES AND I WAS CRYING ABOUT IT ALL LAST NIGHT AND
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Tiny Genie Shane Madej is the person I find in my kitchen at 3 AM eating ramen noodles out of a cup
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...wait...is it?
Oh my Ghoul, it is!
When there’s a lamp, an evil time-traveling genie isn’t far away!
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puppet history quizzes are really like:
a.) historically correct, clearly fitting the theme and the character the figure/event is portrayed to be.
b.) a bit silly but still plausible, good for a gag bit, a little goofy even.
c.) a sexy genie in a sexy outfit through time and space and unraveling the cosmic horror of the series. the genie does nothing besides destroy the timeline, obsessing and chasing over a blue little guy. going back on the wish the professor made because he is jealous that he has ascended to godhood. what is a genie to a god, what is the rightful ownership of a wish-
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last puppet post but i just wish that ryan got ... stabbed just a little bit a cut maybe so we could have had ryan disheveled and just a lil bloody for the girlys
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What started as a funny puppet show has me mourning the dinosaurs and their suffering during the extinction event, crying because the professor is dying with his new family and has learned the importance of living in the present, literally CLAPPING when ryan and the professor hug because the professor has all of his people back, and basking in the beauty of nature
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