#puppet history season 5 spoilers

[illadvisedart]

all of my best friends

[anymoretastelessdemands]

🎵Who's-who's-who's-who's-who's THAT?!

I ask the friendly face in the mirror🎵

After Dino-Professor, I knew I had to have a stab (no pun intended) at interpreting this nasty boy, the Substitute. I imagine he generally looks like our true beloved host, but when showing his true colours he gets a little more angular and dishevelled

[snallyghosted]

hello? i’m crying?

I showed this to my dad who has never seen puppet history and he said “it’s a love story.” And he is 100% correct

[lazerv4]

Thoughts on Game Changers Season 6

Just my raw thoughts not a review or anything We are back again with another season of Game Changer or maybe we’ve been here the whole time. Welcome to Game Changer Season 6 thoughts on which unlike the previous post covering 1-5 I hope is not 7 pages long but we’ll see as I’ve just started writing this.

One thing I mentioned in my previous thoughts on was that Game Changer started to be able to fully manifest it’s original concept around season 4 but now it has truly become a whole different beast, Season 6 includes one single game samer as well as the most ambitious episode to date but again like before we are gonna go through the episodes in order so on to the premier.

Game Changer Season 6 debuts with a very traditional episode in Second Place aka the let’s bully Brennan this episode, the concept is simple, second place always wins the point no matter what happens and this deeply upsets Brennan while Ally and Oscar find it incredibly funny as the monologues escalate and the ridiculousness of the episode escalates until it crescendos into a tie between Oscar and Ally which leaves Brennan in second place and thus the winner of the episode as he launches into another iconic mug monologue that I hope goes down in history as the I cannot win one did so many years before back in Season 4, this is pure unadulterated Brennan and one of the funniest Game Changer moments both on episode 1 of the season.

Episode 2 is The Newlyweb Game, a very Dropout take on The Newlywed game in which 3 couples all at different stages of their relationship as Ify and Emily are dating, Tao and Alexis are engaged and Raph and Haley who are actually newlywed compete to assert dominance and prove they know their partner the best. The prompts in this episode are out of control as a main source of the information is the participants phones and they take full advantage of this asking about selfies, search histories and really strange phone notes that lead to one of my favorite jokes in the entire season, it’s a very fun episode with some great (probably) one time participants that pull their weight and enhance the episode greatly.

While the finale of the season had the most hype and work put behind it, if I had to pick the crowning jewel of this season it would be Episode 3 aka Sam Says 3. This is it, since Game Samers don't repeat more than 3 times (stated by Sam in cut for time and bts) they pull all the stops with this one, the cast consisting of Vic Michaelis, Jacob Wysocki and Lou Wilson is the ultimate chaotic theme of maniacs perfect for how off the wall this episode gets, frankly this is the episode I want to talk about the most but also the one that benefits the most from going in blind so we are doing this again SPOILERS START you can tell the episode is going for the fences right of the bat with the “do something cringe” which then leads to the incredibly pointless and funny swear jar which through the episode makes for some of the most hilarious moments as well cursing is very much a part of the show and since it had never been restricted it leads to many points taken, Sam then begins to fuck with them as he stops saying Sam says and also adds the freeze rule to just make it even more confusing, then we have really bizarre prompts like the fetish challenge which leads to the new supreme insult they try to use constantly “cum” which also leads to some of the most unhinged moments increasing the ante before quickly going for some more normal prompts to chill out the contestants like the slow mo and the do something for the trailer or the traditional special effect insert as well as some less convencional stuff like the don’t look at the little pig with a hat, the dedications and the how big is the hog prompt which do keep some edge on the contestants while still having their guard lowered so that when Zam the puppet comes out it can just completely confuse the contestants before jumping into insanity with both the cowboy clothes and the call everyone daddy or you lose points rule that just makes everything terrible before finally paying off the predictions made early in the episode. The front is now fully united as they agree to equalize points to have more fun before the final prompt (take a shot every time I wrote prompts) which is just having fun in a party bus that is just a dupe to have them lose points to swears and calling people by their name instead of daddy, Vic suffers the most from this part as equalizing the points just completely murdered her chance at winning as Jacob’s control of the daddy prompt made him lose the least amount of points and gives him the win, Lou was a lost cause as soon as he got inside that van even with the points equalized. SPOILERS END The episode is just so much fun and it will probably be remembered as one of the best episodes in the history of Game Changer, let alone this season.

Episode 4 is rather experimental as it’s more of an art contest for artist to show their creativity and flexibility which is very fun but doesn’t quite engage with what makes Game Changer unique from in this case a random youtube challenge rather than a game show but it’s still a fun watch and has some great prompts like the designing a cereal mascot segment.

Episode 5 the Deja Vu episode is the pinnacle of Sam fucking with his contestants which is really surprising after Sam Says but it does get increasingly confusing as the episodes continues to repeat over and over in a weird puzzle concoction that takes the team of Trapp, Ify and Siobhan quite a while to figure out but the payoff is just so much fun and the wenis is a great bit.

Episode 6 is one of the most unique episodes in the series as the whole concept is challenges to even get a buzzer to well buzz in and answer the trivia questions, the places where the buzzers are hidden get increasingly ridiculous as the first couple easy ones are taken until we eventually end up with stuff like one hidden inside a cake, one you have to convince someone outside to press through an audio only set up and interrupting a very intense make out session to get the buzzer on the other side of the bed. The cast of this episode is also rather fun with Erika and Rekha bringing their usual strengths to the show as well as the return of Becca Scott with foot jokes included. Overall the episodes take full advantage of the strengths of Game Changer and is just great television and a fantastic conventional finale to this season before jumping into the two parter which actually ends the season.

Episodes 7 and 8 consist of a single show split into two parts, The Ratfish which I’m told is very similar to The Circle but I haven’t seen that show so bear with me on this. The episodes also come with the most stacked cast in Game Changer history as we get Ally, Jess, Grant, Brennan, Katie, Zac, Rekha and special guest Eric Wareheim (from Tim and Eric) all participating in this bizarre role play texting clue among us type game.

The premise of the episode is that everyone is playing a character in a group chat text and little by little as prompts happen each contestant has to figure out who is playing every other character while keeping their identity hidden, this makes for a fantastic first episode as the stakes are high and the game is very close from the looks of it and then the episode ends leaving you wanting more during that grueling two week wait between episodes which well kind of led to disappointment as the game begins to fall apparent quickly since unexpectedly Rekha figured out the game way earlier than anticipated which breaks the tension but then Katie also figures out everyone which just complicates things further as well as losing both Zac and Brennan which lead a lot of the funniest segments of the episodes it just sadly couldn’t work as well this time around but the concept is solid enough where a Game Samer with more experience could go incredibly hard and I wouldn’t mind it even if it came in season 7.

Overall Game Changer Season 6 is more of the same but taken to 11, things get really hectic in the best ways possible and it continues to be the pinnacle of Dropout as a show only they could produce and make as excellent as it is. It is such a massive L the Emmys didn’t accept the nomination but nominated the currently terrible season of Jeopardy. Game Changer deserves all the recognition as some of the best television of the streaming era and this season just keeps showing why the Dropout team is one of kind and why it’s so worth it to keep this subscription above all others.

[totaldrama-showdowns]

Submissions for the Non-Human Showdown! Including ones that are invalid!

Fang (x2)

“🦈🦈🦈”

“He's Fang ❤”

Cody Jr (x2)

“Cody Jr! No! Not Aunty Heather!”

Mr Coconut (x2)

“The og. Should have won every season /serious”

vince the alligator (x2)

“SWEEEEP”

“The lore… so immaculate”

the don box (x2)

“bzzz i have a stupid fucking clue for you. ah fuck the interns put me in a lame outfit again”

“what id don on about he's slaying in that shirt”

wt pineapple (x2)

“ALEPINEAPPLE FOREVER!!!”

“👅🐍🐍🐍🐍”

Irene the fish (x2)

“shes so beautiful i’d kiss her too”

“The final remaining member of Team Victory after DJs elimination, Irene went on to win the million and the hearts of many.”

the chrarry baby (x2)

“Goo goo gaa gaa”

“ive got my eye on u chris mclean”

Princess Beth Doll

“I WANT TO BUY ONE SO BAD IRL!!!!! Also, this too is yuri”

Old Jester from reboot S2ep9

“I love when Damien hugged him! That's scene is soooo cute. Also I love fluffy animal!”

Bobo :)

“SEASON 2 SPOILERS Bobo is the name of the bear that had the Raj mask in season 2 episode 12 :) idk I just think he’s silly”

DJ’s bunny

the Chris-shaped cake that Julia's group made

“I wanna eat that thang”

Dramarama Cody

“He's an alien”

Theodore (MK's stuffed unicorn)

(the arts and crafts) Shed (from season 1)

“shed sweep”

that evil little seal from wt

“sooo little and evil. who can hate him”

caleb rock

“possibly the best version of him out there”

the skull duncan carved for courtney

“you cant deny how iconic it was”

eva’s mp3 player

“the most important character in td history”

heather’s various hairstyles

“possibly the most diverse and versatile entity in td historu”

pahkitew island

“The best one”

Myself

“:^)”

ryan seacrests car

“very fast”

chef's car (total dramarama and gen 4)

“MY CAR!!!!!”

alien clone cody

“AAAAAAA*explodes into green goo*”

chris's wig

“wiggin”

heather's wig

“wiggin”

total drama yum yuk happy go time candy fish tails

“You ate it!”

trents five finger shirt

“5”

princess courtney CD

“all the greatest hits!”

owens butt

“fart”

anne maria’s hair style

“Ey im walkin here”

bridgettes surfboard

“BONK”

the fake antlers from the paintball ep

“Duncney”

manitobas fedora

“served!”

beary <3

“it’s LITERALLY beary”

ripper’s world record breaking fart

“he did it”

the portrait of cody as blue boy in wt

“funny looking”

sierra’s pizza box-cum-laptop*

“she uses the internet AND eats witj it. shes a genius”

*Mod Note: this refers to cum meaning: combined with; also used as (used to describe things with a dual nature or function).

waynes accent

“Eh we play hockey eh”

mal ventriloquist doll

“aaah im evil mal doll”

alejandro puppet

“we do a little trolling”

Chef 2.0

“He made him from a cashew”

Mt. Kīlauea

“She has the mercy to have her lava not hot enough to kill Alejandro, Ezekiel, and that random intern like... Everyone say "thank you" or somethin idk. Do you think she feels bad that Alejandro ended up in a robot suit because”

Immunity idol s4-5

“They ruined it's design in the reboot boooooooo”

MK's infernape

“Listen, she's a gamer and she's based. She would totally pick chimchar in bdsp. She probably hates people who tells her to "play platinum" because that was a game made for old people.

Try and exclude this submission, I dare you. There's nothing that says I can't submit theoretical non-humans. There's a non-zero chance that MK has an Infernape and I know it's been raised to have some awesome sneaky move. If you exclude this, I bet you'd allow "Mike's Torterra" because only a grass type fan would be a fire type and MK hater!!

Julia would keep her piplup unevolved and beat her console into tiny bits when she gets to Cynthia btw”

the drone of shame

“[picks up victim and flies away] wheeee”

that giant bowl of rice they fall into in japan

“mm giant bowl of rice”

noah’s dog

“his epic dog”

celine dion cardboard cutout

“love fucking wins #duncney”

the face huggers from Area 51

“rip tyler”

ezekiel MISSING milk carton

“Sad! He died.”

the eagle chris shot and killed

“someone arrest this man. again”

the confessional

“it’s always there for you”

geoff’s splinter

“OW”

the bread from codys pants

“man i need to rewatch island. i fucking love the pants bread”

That ice cream snowman from SMS

“LISTEN. JUST BECAUSE HE IS FROM THE EPISODE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN NOT GIVE HIM HIS RESPECT”

bear

“the one from raptear specifically. let's go lesbians”

that pizza chase threw the challenge for

“clearly he should be with it rather than emma. chemma? chipper? chazee? nope never fucking heard of them”

Momma's Spice

“*sprinkles it on op's head* mmmm tasty”

The Gilded Chris award

WT barf bags

“give a real f to those guys. never appeared after episode 7.”

the toxic marshmallow of loserdom

“killer of staci's hair”

The lavatory confessional

“bitch is iconic. 6/8 is a passing mark!!!”

Courtney's PDA

“why wouldnt they call it a phone idk but its so camp”

The Cassowaries

“Male cassowaries are responsible for raising the young. We love an involved father.”

Fire-breathing winged mountain goats

“You could make an Undertale reference with this (also they're really cool)”

Giant Beetle

“Dott shippers will like this one”

Mutated Maggots

“They're pretty cute!”

Six-Legged Rats

“ADORABLE EEEEEEEP!!!!”

scott bird

“what a beautiful bird”

Chef's car

“It may play a role in mkulia canon”

Gethin

that rainbow porridge in episode 8 of the reboot

“aw hell naw chris cookin up the gay porridge”

The cassowary that fell in love with Zee

“We love an iconic single mother looking for love”

The rat in the cargo hold that appears on screen for 0.5 seconds during Ezekiel's solo in "Come Fly With Us"

“That rat really carried the whole song. Iconic. Astounding. Never before seen talent. Lady Gaga is shaking in her Demonias.”

The Erymanthian Boar

“It wrecked Duncan's shit in Greece.”

The dock of shame

“So many teens walked on her, i think she deserves some recognizion”

gwen's blender necklace

Zoey's hamster (Miss Puffycheeks)

“It's cute and can punch a cat, need I say more?”

[finiffy]

cutely drops u puppet history x scp au shit

(spoilers for season 5, could you tag it as such?)

(transcript for the first one: "Welcome, one person, to Puppet History! Today, we'll be taking an ever-winding look at how Dr. Kondraki is about to DIE! LEEEEEEET'S CRACK IN!"

transcript for the second one:

kondraki: "Hey, King! You bitch!"

king: "Dr. Kondraki—? What the– What happened?"

kondraki: "Oh, y'know, the usual. Your puppet self has an impostor who wants to take over you and tried to kill me when I refused to help him. Just your average Friday!"

kondraki: "Oh, and your puppet self have dino parents now. Less than average Friday, but still."

king: "H-huh?")

Adssdfsddfxd

[thepersialionheart]

Sigh. The miraculous movie. I love it and hate it (OK not really. I can never hate miraculous- apart from puppeteer 2. Yh we are never talking about that again) at the same time. But mostly love it.

There are spoilers in this so if you don't want to see it, just scroll past quickly.

Obviously I found it good. It was entertaining, I liked the songs. I liked how ZAG was able to condense a lot into 1 movie. I actually really liked the plot. Honestly, Adrien should have found out that his father was Hawkmoth at the end of season 5. I stand by that and even made a one-shot on it because I was so pissed that he didn't find out. That being said since ZAG wants to keep the show going until we are in our deathbeds, I can kind of understand. Maybe.

Anyway.

Chat Noir, as always, is the best character. But I also really loved Marinette (I love her in the show and I love how they brought out the Marinette we knew from the show slowly out in the movie).

The ladynoir. Exquisite. Amazing. Chefs kiss. My favourite song was the one they did together. I miss them in the show. Bring ladynoir back ASAP.

And then the final Adrienette scene gosh I screamed. Like I was so hoping we got a reveal because my patience with the show and the reveal is already wearing thin. So thank goodness for that!!!! And then I screamed again because they cut the goddamn kiss.

There are a few, just tiny things I'm not sure if I like or dislike yet. They're just tidbits which I, as a pretty big fan of miraculous just find... for lack of a better word, annoying? But not exactly. Idk it just irks me a bit.

For example, I was just a bit annoyed that Marinette didn't say miraculous ladybug once- the most opportune moment being during the end where she is literally restoring everything in Paris. She also didn't have a lucky charm

There were a lot of parts where I expected something to happen which would allude back to iconic parts of the show such as when Hawkmoth's face made of butterflies showed up after the whole balloon guy (which my sister and I decided was the cutest of all the villains- its like an evil baymax made of helium) incident. I thought that just like in stoneheart, Ladybug would de-evilise all of those butterflies.

Even to this day, that part in stoneheart is my absolute favourite moment in the history of Miraculous.

One other thing- something my friend (who beta reads a lot of my miraculous stuff) also agreed on- is that although I did like the songs and I will definitely be listening to them again, when you watch the movie and watch Marinette sing, it doesn't feel like her at all. I know this is just being nitpicky at this point but I feel like the singing was too deep/ too low for Marinette's character.

One point I liked but felt they should have gone deeper into was the whole "We are stronger together" thing. The whole set up of the movie was so that they worked together as a team but they barely did that in the final fight. It was sort of disappointing that they didn't really defeat Hawkmoth together. I guess though, that is something I would also say for the season 5 finale. However, the way it happened in the season 5 finale made a lot more sense.

I guess because it is a movie, that's why it feels so rushed. We've been blessed with so many episodes for miraculous that it's really hard to condense the main points of the basic story for Miraculous into something that is not even 1/10th of the length of the show.

Other things I liked in the movie:

Alya. God I love her. In the show and in the movie.

Tom just behind the balloons as Adrienette are having a moment. Him awing when Marinette was talking about him. Honestly that seen was sweet and comedic.

Tikki. She's such an intimidating bug-mouse (and they missed another neat opportunity there). Honestly a bit scary in the movie but that's why I loved her. I wish her and Plagg had a proper scene together. Also Tikki deliberately moving Marinette's hand to Adrien's. You go Tikki! Also Tikki rapping! YAS my little genie bug.

I like how Chat noir actually got to say cataclysm.

I loved spotting all of the characters we know and love in the show.

Also was that Monsieur Rat????

The random kid who looked like tiny Adrien.

I love the design of the yoyo.

Speaking of designs, Marinette's dress is actually lovely. My favourite part is most definitely the back which looks like wings. It's actually really beautiful.

Ladynoir. Honestly the best part of the movie was just these two together. That was the thing that I was looking forward to the most. And it didn't disappoint.

I also really like the snippets of Marinette and Adrien getting to know each other and honestly, the whole rejection scene was heartbreaking.

I could go on more but I'm about to fall asleep but I needed to get this out before I do.

I am honestly sad that the movie wasn't longer. I hope next time it will be and that we will also be introduced to Felix once again. The next one is likely going to be about Mayura so I hope he comes. I've honestly made peace with the whole sentimonster thing so I won't even be mad if they bring it up- though with the lore of the movie, it being quite different from the show's lore, I don't think they will.

Anyways I'm done. You don't have to agree with me on these points, I honestly just wanted to rant about what I thought of the movie.

Bug out <3

[ab-sbestos]

Top 3 Most Painful Episodes of Miraculous Ladybug

This is my personal ranking of the episodes I found hardest to get through. No, I will not take criticism. (Note: this is not my list of the worst episodes, only the ones that caused me physical pain.)

3) Puppeteer 2

Marinette please don't kiss the wax statues in the wax statue museum. There is now a sign in that museum that explicitly states, 'Please refrain from touching, kissing or giving bad romantic speeches to the wax statues." Don't do it. Especially when it isn't a statue. This was the first episode of this show that made me, and many others, genuinely yearn for eye bleach to be real and it has earned its place in history because of it.

2) Weredad

awkward cringe. I needed to be forced to watch this one all the way through and I could not look at the screen at any point during the lunch scene. I was on the floor and the life was draining from me. Initially this was my number one. But during the torture session where I was compelled to fully watch all the episodes I couldn't get through on my own, I had to watch Psycomedian and Weredad back-to-back. Weredad was tougher for me, but I acknowledge Pyscomedian is worse.

Psycomedian

Pain, pain, no, gross, get it away from me. I have done my best to block all memories of it, so I can't go into further detail. I only remember wanting to burrow into the earth and never see the light of day again.

This is a safe space, feel free to share the trauma you have also sustained from watching this show. Please note I have only watched season 5 up to episode 10 so I am aware that worse quite possibly awaits me and I shall update the list as required. (but please no spoilers I have tried very hard to avoid them.)

[puppetwarlock]

I'm not a surgeon but I'll try my level best!

Somebody please call the school board before the substitute teacher turns our beef boy into a fleshsuit.

[carryondrawing]

[illadvisedart]

???

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

So, how we feeling about that finale

[lava-bite]

Look now they match!

[elericelery]

The beautiful, poetic, triumphant, cinematic return of The Example Window healed me of all of my maladies, I think.

[late-to-the-party-99]

Me, prior to watching the new episode of Puppet History: Oh, boy! I can’t wait to see how the Professor comes back!

Me, after watching the episode: *cocks shotgun* Professor’s haunted.

[saladbroth]

how am i supposed to ever enjoy any tv show or media ever again when puppet history exists what the fuck