#genevieve fontaine

[nvsin]

‌❝ ── 영혼 : trust in your gut and listen to your heart. tag directory.

[iwant-fuitgummi]

my headcanons for genshin characters' full names (plus some canon ones lol) ^-^

Travelers:

Aether Sirius Viator

Lumine Spica Viator

Paimon Alycone Merope

Mondstadt:

Albedo Erich Kreideprinz

Amber Ida Hasenkamp-Xia

Astrologist Mona Magdalena Megistus

Barbara “Barbie” Liselotte Pegg

Bennett Anselm Mallory

Dahlia Bram Batz

Diluc Bastian Ragnvindr

Diona Dafni Kätzlein

Eula Babette Lawrence

Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort

Jeanette “Jean” Elke Gunnhildr

Kaeya Rivaan Alberich / Ragnvindr

Klee Käthe Kessler

Lisa Fiorella Minci

Michael “Mika” Clemens Schmidt

Noelle Petra Desroche

Razor Rolf Minci

Rosaria Karoline Nacht

Vanda “Sucrose” Anneliese Hertz

Varka Johann Bahl

Venti Detlef Daiber / Barbatos

Liyue:

Bai Chongyun

Cai Yanfei

Dai Yaoyao

Ding Xiao

Fei Xingqiu

Hu Tao

Huang Zhongli / Morax / Rex Lapis / Deus Auri

Lei Beidou

Lu Xinyan

Luo Ganyu

Luo Shenhe

Luo Xianyun

Mao Xiangling

Xue Baizhu

Xue Qiqi

Yan Yelan

Yao Ningguang

Yip Gaming

Yun Jin

Zhuang Keqing

Inazuma:

Arataki Itto

Kaedehara Kazuha

Kamisato Ayaka

Kamisato Ayato

Koizumi Chiori

Kujou Sara

Kuki Shinobu

Naganohara Yoimiya

Nekoba Kirara

Raiden Ei / Beelzebul

Raiden Shogun

Sangonomiya Kokomi

Shikanoin Heizou

Shikanoin Sayu

Takeishi Gorou

Thomas Oskar Rothschild / Akatsuki Thoma

Yae Miko

Sumeru:

Al-Haitham ibn Jamir ibn Zaid Sader

Candace bint Hamza ibn Ahmar Asim

Collei bint Tighnari ibn Zayd Habib

Cyno Cyrus Bamoun El-Hafez

Dehya bint Kusayla ibn Malek Hashim

Dori Yildiz / “Dori Sangemah Bay”

Faruzan Azimi

Imai Kunimitsu (Wanderer)

Kaveh Roshan

Layla Yildiz

Nahida Ijaz / Lesser Lord Kusanali / Buer

Nilou Golshan

Sethos Cyrus Bamoun El-Abdelfatteh

Tighnari ibn Zayd ibn Kyree Jubran

Fontaine:

Charlotte Benoîte LaFramboise

Chevreuse Cosette Caideux

Clorinde Maëlle Archambault

Emilie Rose Lavande

Freminet Corentin Snezhevich

Furina Regine Babineaux / “Furina de Fontaine”

Lynette Veronique Alarie-Snezhevna

Lyney Valentin Alarie-Snezhevich

Marion Devereaux Neuvillette

Navia Reine Caspar

Sigewinne Elyna Arquette

Warren Gaultier Wriothesley

Natlan:

Chasca Rivas

Citlali Xahuentitla

Iansan Kẹyinde

Kachina Nanatzcayan

Kinich Canek

Mavuika Whakatāne / Haborym

Mualani Ka’aukai

Oluwatoke Kọlade

Xilonen Nocelotl

Fatui (pretty much all of these will change as the game progresses):

Ajax Klimentovich Melnik / Tartaglia

Ceylse Aurelia Valerian / Columbina

Cosette Margot Bourreau / Sandrone

Crepus Arnfried Ragnvindr / Brighella

Jin Chaoxing / Pantalone

Peruere Genevieve Snezhevna / Arlecchino

Raiden Kunikuzushi / Scaramouche

Rosalyne-Kruzchka Lohefalter / La Signora

Rurik Vadimovich Vorobyev / Pulcinella

Ulrik Agnar Ingolf / Pierro

Tatiana Snezhevna Agapov / the Tsaritsa

Tlacelel Itzcuintlan / Il Captiano

Zandik Nazeri / Il Dottore

Hexenzirkel (again, will change):

Alice Thekla Kessler / "A"

Anya M. Andersdotter / "M"

Astromancer Barbeloth Oda Trismegistus / "B"

Inessa Ivanova Nikulina / "J"

Nicole Reeyn-Ragnvindr / "N"

Octavia Campana / "O"

Idun “Gold” Rhinedottir / "R"

NPCS!!!

(I HAVE A CLEAR FAVORITE NATION)

Mondstadt NPCs:

Adelinde Nett

Adelram Kreideprinz / Durin

Anna and Anthony Heilbrunn

Charles Schenck

Callirhoe Dupuis

Chloris and Flora Diefenbach

Cyrus Laukkanen

Donna Fenimore

Draff Kätzlein

Edith Rayne / Dr. Edith

Ella Musk

Ellin Sheridan

Elzer Boivin

Eury and Nimrod Poirot

Glory Taggart

Godwin Cross

Grace Kappel

Herrik Huffman

Hertha Bonamy

Maeve Livingstone / Dr. Livingstone

Margaret Winfrey

Marjorie Brightwen

Mellan König / Decarabian

Neven Gale / Dvalin

Patchi Driscoll

Patton Schüttmann

Sara Küchler

Siegfria Knochenmus

Timaeus Kloet

Vennessa Aguilar

Victoria Strohkirch

Vile Gagnon

Wagner McGowan

Liyue NPCs:

Gao Haixia / Beisht

Gao Shui / Osial

Huichen Guizhong / Haagentus

Mao Chaoxiang / Chef Mao

Mao Guoba / Marchosius / God of the Stove

Qui Tianlong / Azhdaha

Yi Nuo / Havria

Inazuma NPCs:

Arataki Takuya

Hinoyama Enjou

Raiden Makoto / Baal

Sumeru NPCs:

Amun Al-Ahmar / Deshret

Lilavati Trygve Alberich (post-marriage)'/ Lilavati Kartik Mishra (pre-marriage) / Kaeya's Mom

Nabu Malikata

Parisa Rukkhadevata

Fontaine NPCs:

Alouette Désirée Dupont / Egeria

Elynas Arsène Auclair

Fanchone Océane de Fontaine / Focalors

Remus Berceuse Adagio

all melusines (aside from sigewinne) have the surname "Auclair"

Snezhnaya NPCs:

Aleksander Klimentovich Melnik

Andronika Klimentevna Melnik

Anton Klimentovich Melnik

Teucer Klimentovich Melnik

Theodor Klimentovich Melnik

Tonia Klimentevna Melnik

Khaenri'ah NPCs:

Anfortas Asgeir Alberich

Caribert Alvar Alberich

Chlothar Flosi Alberich

Dainsleif Olan Asketill

Halfdan Munin Lien

Trygve Einar Alberich / Kaeya's Dad

Vedrfolnir Asketill / "the Sinner"

[ogprettyprincess]

𝟅𝟈 some of my dr's ! welcoming potential mootties, lets chat <3 | last updated: 100524 10:50am

✰ anime

⚘ one piece , (1st) genevieve e. blue , 17 , s/o: trafalgar d. waterlaw , trope: captain/crewmate -> lovers (slow burn) , devil fruit: (kūki kūki fruit)air manipulation / (2nd) alira andilet , 18 , s/o: blackleg sanji , trope: crewmates -> lovers (slow burn) , devil fruit: (dangan dangan fruit) bullet manipulation

⟡ blue lock , satoru jena , 17 , s/o: micheal kaiser (slow burn) , family: gojo, geto (parents) + 4 siblings, team: blue locks eleven

𖦹 mha , gojo satori (yes) , 18 , s/o: bakugou katsuki , trope: strangers -> pining -> lovers (slow burn) , hero name: arachne , power: spider , family: satosugu & their 4 kids

⊰ jjk , taira kazuha , 19 , s/o: nanami kento , trope: mentor -> friends -> lovers , technique: string & invisibility manipulation , domain expansion: illusion of fear & desire , family: ren & kyoto taira (parents) kenji taira (brother)

꧞ haikyuu , ukai kananami , 15 , s/o: tsukishima kei , trope: strangers -> friends -> lovers , family: kaito & ben ukai (parents) ukai keishin (brother) , team: karasuno boys volleyball

␥ aot , geneviève ackerman , 15 , s/o: jean kirstien , trope: strangers -> enemies -> friends -> lovers , family: charlotte & oliver ackerman (parents) levi ackerman (uncle) , humanity's second strongest soldier :P , role: the savoir

⊞ atla , aoki kazuha , 16 , s/o: un-named oc , trope: strangers -> lovers , family: aki & rolan aoki (parents) kian & kano (brothers) , element: all , main: air, avatar of 3000 (?)

✰ shows

❀ obx , geneviève lambert , 17 , s/o: rafe cameron (not psycho) , trope: childhood friends -> "enemies" -> friends -> lovers , family: lyla lambert (mom) logan westwood (step dad) , role: man in the middle

⪩ twd , charlotte grimes , 21 , s/o: daryl dixon (32) , trope: strangers -> lovers , family: oliver & evie grimes (dad & mom) rick grimes (uncle turned dad) carl grimes (cousin turned brother) judith (cousin turned sister) , main weapon: dual blades

✵ bcd (/behind closed doors ; original reality) , katara brown , 18 , s/o: nakamoto arito (oc) , trope: strangers -> friends -> lovers (slow burn) , occupation: assassin in training , role: the finalist

✰ games

✶ genshin impact , (1st) princess enver le'mistral , 21 , s/o: kaedehara kazuha (?) , trope: strangers -> playful enemies -> lovers , vison: anemo , home: sky city (og) + fontaine , family: nalani & alain le'mistral (parents) navida le'mistral (aunt) , position: champion dualist / (2nd) tashita jinx - [under construction]

キ overwatch , ruben dawn , 35 , s/o: cole cassidy , trope: friends -> lovers , weapon: sword , family: mom , occupation: former blackwatch member, current ow member, frontliner

✰ other

✦ youtuber , (1st) geneviève eden silvestrè , 18 , s/o: n/a , trope: n/a family: evangeline & antonio silvestrè (parents) leo + angelina + dom (brothers & sister) / (2nd) imani eden monroe , 21 , s/o: berlin edmond , family: nilani monroe (mom) angelica & clementine (sisters)

◎ footballer , violet dupont , 21 , s/o: elisa de almeida , trope: teammates -> lovers , family: jamais dupont (dad) claude & blaise dupont (brothers) , team: psg feminines + women's french national

☆ actress , (1st) violette eden irl last name , 20 , s/o: drew starkey , trope: costars -> lovers , family: leila (mom) anastasia & june (sisters) , main roles: charlotte in obx + edith in despicable me + peyton in the game plan / (2nd) valerie eden auclair - [under construction]

𐙚 kpop , (1st) jenevieve eden levesque , 19 , s/o: christopher bang , trope: strangers -> friends -> lovers , year: 2020 , family: nilani levesque (mom) leo + angelina + dontai + alias + charlotte monroe (siblings :3) , groups: nct, nct 127, nct x / (2nd) - [under construction]

ᡣ𐭩 teen fame , genevieve eden morgan , 14 , s/o: elisa de almeida (15) , trope: friends -> lovers , family: jeffery dean morgan (dad) , main rolls - [under construction]

一 that's all ! if you have any same / similar dr's feel free to talk about them or dm me so we can !! (i desperately need to see satosugu happy if you can't tell)

❥ i didn't mention my waiting room cause that'll be another post, but it's basically a city shifting hub / giant waiting room for shifters from all different realities ! lemmie know if you wanna hear about it :)

[ginevrastilinski-ocs]

Everyone meet My New Bridgerton Babies! (Some of them at least lol)

Everyone meet the Fontaine family and their friends! Aka why should I start with a much simple story idea with just one oc when I can start with a whole universe full of people?

Vivica Fontaine - The Eldest Daughter Syndrome walking; basically the mom of the family, especially bc Malcolm's health problems ngl; Anthony Bridgerton ship FC: Dakota Johnson

Erwin Fontaine - Elinora's twin brother; Adventurous Boy; is not the oldest but he will inherit everything and he lowkey hates it bc he knows Vivica is way smarter and more suitable than him for the leading role in the family; Kate Sharma Ship FC: Jonah Hauer King

Elinora Fontaine - Erwin's twin sister; the definition of "I want to be great or nothing"; little perfectionist baby; ship TBD FC: Kaya Scodelario

Malcolm Fontaine - Baby Boy; very low immune defenses (basically none) so he's always sick; grew up basically locked in his house and has social anxiety for this so... yeah, the most unlucky boy in town; the only person he often talked with growing up outside of his family was Amelia bc they're neighbors; Amelia Sayre ship FC: Timothée Chalamet

Hestia Fontaine - youngest Fontaine sibling; she and Francesca are friends and debut the same year; the talkative and loud half of Francesca's quiet side lol; ship TBD FC: Josie Totah

Amelia Sayre - the Spirited Young Lady of the group lol; she gets along well with Eloise for this; actually a secret hopeless romantic ngl; already knows that she will marry her childhood best friend and she loves it; Malcolm Fontaine ship FC: Mia Wasikowska

Philomena Declair - Elinora's best friend; little lesbian and we love her for that; fashion lover (she's always at the modiste not only bc she likes her lmao); Genevieve Delacroix ship FC: Rosamund Pike

[dragonsneversharetheirtreasure]

“Diamonds are a girls best friend, pretty boy”

FC: Nathalie Emmanuel

Introducing Imani Beauchêne

Mother: Marianna Du’Point (Adoptive) Celeste Beauchêne (Birth Mother)

Father: Sebastian Fontaine (Adoptive) Tristan Beauchêne (Birth Father)

Love interest: Luca Changretta, Tommy Shelby, Bonnie Gold and John Shelby (she’s a hoe okay?)

Brothers: Raphael, Georgio and Gabriel Fontaine

Sisters: Carmilla, Genevieve and Sophia Du’Point

Why she never changed her last name; There’s really no particular reason. She goes by Du’Point when she’s out and about.

Why Marianna and Sebastian adopted her: long story short - she had a kid and was kicked out at eighteen. Marianna took her in because Marianna was a friend of her Mother’s family.

Children: one daughter Anais (Raphe is not the father although imagine the drama)

More coming soon

@queenzee27

[reallyyaya]

Timeless Beauty Rosalyn

She was a rare beauty. The most amazing woman that they had ever seen. Madam Fontaine had to have her. So, Batiste lured her into the suite. When he tried to drug her, she fought back, stabbing him with the blade she kept on her thigh. Then she took the same restraints intended for her and tied Madam Fontaine to the bedpost where so many had been before. She poured liquor all around the room, struck a match, and threw it right where the selfish Genevieve lay chained up. The beautiful Rosalyn ran out of the hotel and never looked back. As for Madam Fontaine and Batiste, their spirits haunt the halls of The Vieux Carre'. Late at night, you can see them luring a young, beautiful woman back to their suite in the hope of obtaining the fountain of youth just like they have done for so many years. 

[iwtvbigbang]

Vie

Fic by @1000heartbeats

Genevieve “Vie” Fontaine is a childhood friend of Louis’ de Pointe du Lac. They remained close over the years despite Louis’ new vocation. Lestat comes to New Orleans and is intrigued by the culture and its people particularly Louis and Vie. As he gets to know them both , he formulates a plan.

[bridgertonrpsarchive]

Good morning everyone! Things are so active here, and our event is in full swing! We'd love to see Simon Basset, Benedict Bridgerton, Prince Frederick, Brimsley and Reynolds.for females we'd love Marina Thompson, Phillipa and Prudence Featherington, Sienna Rosso, Genevieve Delocroix! We'd also love OCs including FCs such as Jamie Dornan, Richard Madden, Avan Jogia, Sam Heughan, Aaron Fontaine, Theo James, Holliday Grainger, Marina Ruy Barbosa, Jessie Mei Li, Gemma Chan, Ellise Chappel, Sophie Skelton and Hailee Steinfield.

[mrofontaine]

"You think if we'd lost our home, potentially taken away from our mother, that the foster care system would've kept us together? At our age? We would've been split up. Worse, maybe." Olivier would never apologize for how he'd kept them together. Even if Thomas couldn't see the sacrifices that a fifteen-year-old Olivier Fontaine had to make to make that happen.

A childhood? After his father's passing, he had known of no such thing.

"You choose to believe him, a man who is still lashing out because I kept him clothed, fed and a roof over that fucker's head — that's expecting a lot of the fifteen-year-old, Isla." Even word brought back memories he'd long wanted to forget, his mother's tears as she lost the only man she'd ever loved. A woman who had been the perfect example of what a mother should be. But even with all those things, it'd never prepared them for what came. The loss had been great enough that it still weighed heavily on his own heart now.

Those thoughts were like being dragged underwater, wave after wave crashing until there was no air left to breathe. "You know the memories of a man I've known my entire life. One who was a little boy when all of this was going on. If he hated what I did so fucking much, why join the enemy? It was to hurt me, Isla. Look at the facts that are being presented right in front of you. He joined for one fuckin' reason only. And for that, I can never forgive and I certainly can never forget."

That Russian's mother fucking face appeared like a nightmare, and anger coiled further in his gut at the overwhelming sickness that spread through him like a plague.

I'll be your fucking enemy.

"Go right a-fucking-head Isla. Be my enemy." Olivier laughed so humorlessly that dry ice leaked through the sound. Gruff, edged, unfriendly. There was something so...familiar about the lines that the French and Rutherfords toed. Friendly, but willing to kill the other the second the order was given. The idea, though, of putting a bullet between her eyes didn't settle him. In fact, it quickly started that thundering heart. Would he be able to do it? Could he kill her?

He wasn't sure he could.

Silence permeated the space between them, so close physically, but so far away from when they'd first met. When everything had been far simpler, and she'd been an angel, walking downstairs under a filthy alleyway light. A lifetime ago, and it still felt like yesterday. Olivier hadn't had luck in the love department.

Lisette and Elaina.

Even Genevieve.

That strain of her voice was enough to perk his ears. Ocean blue pools stared at her with intense hellfire, and something else that he couldn't explain himself. That feeling curled around his heart, squeezing until all his breath was stolen from his lungs. It was that pain. He caused so much of it every time someone got too close.

"You hate me." He would've said it was more definitive than asking a question. "I want to give you answers, Isla. Because I'm fed up with hurting the people that I — those that matter. And you do...did...I don't know. You crossed the line tonight. Aur...really? You wanted to hurt me that bad you'd use her death."

Olivier ran a frustrated, shaking hand down his face, checking their surroundings to see if anyone had caught wind. Although, he was pretty sure she'd be ribbons on the floor if they had. "You can't go around sayin' shit like that. What if Oliver had overheard you? Or Yves? Or Delphine...Varden? They don't care if you live or die...god damn it."

It's not nearly enough to keep her quiet. Teeth cut into the flesh of her cheek and it's almost enough to force her to strike again. Knuckles white against the blade tucked indiscretely within her hand. Was he truly so blind? "And what about the brother that he needed?" That they could have been losing so much, and still, Olivier would turn his back and claim it was what needed to be done, left a mark that clearly, he'd never seen. But she had - over and over again. It tore through her, for every time she'd laid witness to Thomas unravel that little bit more each and every time he'd seen Olivier in the crowd. Each event held that ended with her trying to calm him down in lieu of the anger that rose in seeing Olivier pride himself as one of the French. "That I don't know anything about?" She scoffs rigidly unable to stop the absolute increduluity that rises in her voice, "You're so fucking blind." To everything beyond this world he'd curated around the French organization, but maybe they all were.

But it was never about Olivier and Thomas. Isla knew that it was far easier to circumnavigate her anger around something that didn't truly concern her. Far easier to dive head-first into self-destruction. The only thing that Julian left her with. And as she watched the look in his eyes shift, she knew she'd struck the match. It was enough to spur her forward and terrify her all in one shaky breath. "You wanna' look at me like the enemy, I'll be your fucking enemy."

And it hurts, to know almost immediately that she's hurt him. And it hurts to paint herself differently in his eyes. Isla knows that this isn't the way he's seen her before, and yet, it's how he looks at her now. It rips through her and tears the air from her lungs. Isla had struggled for breath since the night she lost everything, but now she's suffocating. "I..--" Words congregate in the thick of her throat, a tight lump that refuses to budge as he reads her for absolute filth for a split second. Was it being wrong, that stumped her? Or that he'd always been watching? Either way, the earth might as well have opened up and swallowed her whole as they stood there, hushed, sharpened whispers cutting through their corner of the room. I didn't want to hurt you. It's a lie, because she did --- god did she ever want to hurt him in the way it'd hurt watching him descend the staircase at the awards night with Delphine St Clair.

Who're we kidding?

"I can't do this." It's muttered almost to herself as the truth of their situation settles deftly between them. They were both to blame - and they would always be enemies. . "I want to hate you. I want so badly, to hate you.

[nvsin]

nvsin, or nine vision, is a subsidiary underneath jyp entertainment. previously a recording label founded in 2017 by klaudia ‘ kandi ’ fontaine, the company was re-established as an independent label in 2020 following the acquisition of kandi as a producer under the company.

──────────── information.

nine vision records was founded on september 20th, 2017 after a two year on-going split between an artist wanting more creative freedom and a company squashing her potential in favor of their more marketable ventures. in a very public legal battle, in-house producer klaudia fontaine would launch a lawsuit against her previous company, blitz inc., exposing the horrendous treatment she and other artists would receive. due to the public backlash blitz recieved following testimonies given by both current and former employees, it would lead to her and others winning the suit, leaving to establish what would eventually become nvsin.

mainly housing her and a few other acts, klaudia would launch her solo career in 2018, reaching the eyes and ears of the public in a much more authentic way. it didn’t take long for talks to be had behind closed doors, especially when netizens took notice of her and other producers under her label being credited in songs released under jyp entertainment.

finally, on october 28th, 2020, it was announced that nvsin had been acquired by the entertainment company, establishing itself officially as a independent label while keeping its existing management and style.

✶ name. nvsin ( 엔브신 )

✶ parent company. jyp entertainment.

✶ founded. september 20, 2017 ( as a standalone label ) october 28, 2020 ( as a subsidiary )

✶ founder. klaudia fontaine

✶ company type. subsidiary.

✶ industry. music, entertainment.

✶ headquarters. gangdong, seoul, south korea

✶ website. www.ninevisionrecords.com

✶ current number of employees. around 40.

──────────── key people & artists.

established with its slogan that upholds the label’s core beliefs to date — to envision your best self and bring it to life — nvsin believes in highlighting its artists’ strengths and giving them the support needed to fulfill their creative potentials. while kandi and the other producers she housed under the label were still working for other artists, no moves were made to sign any trainees until a year after the merging with jyp entertainment.

after the acquisition, the label would hold several global auditions with kandi as the driving force behind finding star talent the same way she’d been found, only to never let them experience what she’d gone through. in-house producers moniq and knightx would both make their solo debuts in 2020, then finally aura’s first girl group honi in 2021.

✶ founder. klaudia fontaine.

✶ chief executive officer. klaudia fontaine.

✶ chief financial officer. yoon seolhwa.

✶ chief marketing officer. genevieve raul.

✶ human resources manager. ivelle nan.

⸝⸝

✶ kandi. producer, soloist. active since 2007.

✶ moniq. soloist, songwriter. active since 2018.

✶ knightx. producer, soloist. active since 2018.

✶ moonhee. songwriter. active since 2019.

✶ woomin. producer. active since 2020.

✶ reinna. producer active since 2020.

✶ honi. four-member girl group. active since 2021.

[incorrectharls]

dmitri: you’re really competing for bitch of the year aren’t you?

gen: as defending champion, are you nervous?

[incorrectcasper-blog]

Genevieve: vik! i’ve heard great things about you.

Vik: really? that’s weird ‘cause i’m a dick.

[matsucockwa]

The Capitols as John Mulaney Quotes

alaska: you know how i’m filled with rage?

helena: everyone get out of my way! i just wanna sit here and feed my birds metias

soryn: you remember being 12 and you’re like ‘nobody look at me or i’ll kill myself’

luka: is this whiskey or perfume?

bekah: now i don’t like confrontation because i’ve never been in a fight

boyd: my dad just said ‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’

dmitri: anyone who has seen my dick and met my parents needs to die

gen: you know those days when you’re like ‘this might as well happen?’

rosie: too old to be a duckling! quack quack!

jared: your opinion doesn’t matter in elementary school

avalon: is that cain?

river: i’m very gay and would like a few dollars

cassia: in terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin

lexus: sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit

demeter: i keep all my emotions right here and then one day i’ll die

val: i’m so angry and horny all the time and i have no outlet so... eggs.

[slasharch3]

original muse tags.

[reallyyaya]

The Fontaine of Youth

Madam Genevieve Fontaine

Madam Genevieve Fontaine was a renowned socialite and the proud owner of The Vieux Carre’ a prestigious hotel in the heart of New Orleans. She was obsessed with youth and beauty. She had a trusted butler, a handsome, loyal man named Batiste. Madam Fontaine yearned to stop the signs of aging that started to appear on her once flawless face. One evening in an old bookstore, she stumbled upon an ancient book of spells and rituals belonging to Marie Laveau, the infamous voodoo queen. 

The Vieux Carre' Hotel

Batiste

[prowywritespd]

We Don't Talk About Bilbo

We don't talk about Bilbo, no no no

We don't talk about Bilbooooo

BUT

It was his birthday (hundred eleventh)

We were getting ready and there wasn't a dent in pantry (no lacks allowed in pantry)

Gandalf walks in with a shit eating grin!

***Smoke rings!***

You're telling this story or am I? (I'm sorry my Took, go oooon)

Gandalf said "Have fireworks" (why did he tell uuus)

Two hobbits took themselves some (Merry and Pippiiin, noooo)

Ended with a dragon bomb! (what a joyous sight, but anyway)

We don't talk about Bilbo, no no no

We don't talk about Bilbooooo

Hey

Grew to live in fear of Gandalf writing things on my door

Tried to go to bed and then my house was filled with 12 dwarves

I associate them with the sound of washing pans

Sh, sh, sh

Its a heavy ask when my pantrys empty

Then Gandalf said "do you wanna come with me?

Gonna kill a dragon and then steal all of his gold

Bilbo, are you sold?

100 FOOT FRAME, Spikes all on his back

When he breathes his flame, it all chars to black.

Yeah he sits on hoards and feasts on the dwarves

We don’t talk about Bilbo, no no no.

We don’t talk about Bilbooooo.

Elves told me that Smaug would die, the next day DEAD

(noo no)

They told me I'd grow a gut if I ate just bread!

They said that all my food would disappear, now - empty storerooms

YOUR FATE IS SEALED IF BY DWARVES YOU'RE VISITEEEED

Bil-bo told me about those three trolls

That they nearly ate him while aliiive

He told me that his life would been gone

If not for the beautiful sun

(hobbit, what's this in your pocket?)

He told me that crystal of my dreams

Would be just out of reach

Buried under dragooon

It's like I see it now

Bilbo

I want you to not disappear

(I can see it now)

Umm, Bilbo

Yeah, about that Bilbo

I really need to know about Bilbo

Give me the truth, and the whole truth Bilboo

(Brandybucks, look, the Gandalf's here)

TIME FOR DINNER

✨ E V E R Y O N E ✨

Don't talk about Bilbo!

(Why did I talk about Bilbo)

Not a word about Bilbo!

(I NEVER SHOULD-A BROUGHT UP BILBO!)

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(Dolores part - Alannah Jennifer )

(Camillo part - Allyn Hackman and Genevieve Fontaine )

(Pezmuerta - Eithne Williams )

(The rest - myself)

I hope you don't mind me completing this using your amazing parts 💚

Seriously. This makes me laughed hard when I saw this on Facebook😆😆😆