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hot take here(maybe)
but when season 2 was hinted at and revealed as a possibility
I didn’t give a crap about Sam’s mom
like yea I get one of Sam’s main things is finding his mom duh
but I didn’t actually care about his mom
when the second season was announced I was expecting the journey of finding his mom not actually meeting her
ya know and honestly I felt so disappointed like why the hell should I care about her if that wasn’t my goal to begin with
again I was in it for the mystery not the actual character and to see her all of a sudden in the literal FIRST EPISODE was a huge let down again why should I give a single sh-t about this woman
I didn’t want an actual whole bonding thing with Sam and his mom I wanted an explanation and even that felt half -ssed at best like you couldn’t give us the most basic storyline ever given and instead gave us something extremely complicated and crumbled together that it left an AWFUL taste in my mouth like…..wow ok
#aka I got a stupid -ss bonding spy mission bs between a mother and a son that doesn’t even feel that genuine#instead of a found family adventure between two friends that we already loved and enjoyed the company of in the first season#don’t even get me started on the butter battle that sh-t was HORRIED#don’t even#geah#geah season 2#geah second serving#geah second serving hate#geah critical#geah hate#just a bit#can you tell I don’t like Pam I am#I really don’t I’m sorry she sucks I don’t know what you want from me#myrants❤️🔥#rant#need to classify I did care but that’s because of the mystery but when you kill the mystery in the first episode ya just get bored…or p!ssed#aka aka trying to be too complicated with a story isn’t better then a less complicated story#aka aka aka a basci storyline can still be cool and or interesting when you’ve got the right material but instead of doing that you did this#WHICH SUCKS
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:((( he is stupi
#toontown#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#graham payser#GEAH#HE IS A LITRLE WHITW SKIN MEXICN BOT >:(#low key reminds me of my tío 😭😭😭😭#I hate him I have him I hate jkm#I hate him#GERR
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shithead and freakazoid 5: OH so thats why their called freakazoid (ft. Little miss gambling addiction)
#sorry guys i made roscoe a freak cus#a) we need more representation for strange little freaks#b) they are nice and have childish interests and i hate the idea of gears being infantalized#ohug geah roz new neo pronouns update!#they/gears :3#my ocs#oc#ocs#shithead and freakazoid#suggestive#???
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was I the only one that thought season 2 of green eggs and ham was a total let down oooorrrr
#like I’m sorry but that season infuriated me#gave me the trope I hate most#the male character being a punching bag and being seen as in the wrong with ANYTHING#F-CK OFF WITH THAT#pretending season 2 never existed is the only way to feel better about it#erasing that baby from existing even though he’s the cutest thing imaginable cause I sorry little dude you’re cuteness isn’t enough to save#you from bad writing#r.i.p guy jr#you have a stupid f-cking name too(/j)#I’m soooo disappointed in the butter battle sh-t cause that was my favorite short as a kid#how was it butchered soooo bad#r.i.p Michellee you deserved better as well#Sam’s mom SUCKS#I’m sorry I kinda felt bad for her but that was quickly squished near the end#f-ck that woman honestly#Sam feels really dumb to me in this season too idk how to explain it but he just feels…..dumber#the visuals aren’t that impressive in season 2 either at least not from what I remember#the spy stuff was too much if I’m honest it clouded what the 1 season was even about and what made it so good#green eggs and ham#geah#critical#rant#my stuffy stuff#text#kinda hateful
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some style experimentation in the form of GEAH (why does their ship name sound like a yelp). they’re so annoying i hate them /aff
#* i love that people make g.e. an eldritch abomination but alas. i wanted human form (?) designs to play with#* this would work better as hre & teutonic order i think but g.e. & austria-hungary's good too#chposting#midas draws#countryhumans#countryhumans german empire#countryhumans reichtangle#(?)#countryhumans austria-hungary#ch: german empire & austria-hungary
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just saw this comment on my ask about my friend do they just have to sit in a restaurant after they eat until he shits his brains out GEAH WE DO it’s the main reason i hate going out with him 😭
He must have to plan his excursions so carefully can he even travel?? Can he go anywhere???
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Im sorry but I fucking hate IDs
The image:
The ID:
here we have a fucking wall of text that just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on like yeah it has two overwaght nikado avacafo kissing and they are surrounded with food and shit the wallpaper is white and oh yeah did i forget to mention the two gay people in it I mean it lookes like borderline porn at thus point I have lost all self cknfroll hell geah. here we have a fucking wall of text that just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on like yeah it has two overwaght nikado avacafo kissing and they are surrounded with food and shit the wallpaper is white and oh yeah did i forget to mention the two gay people in it I mean it lookes like borderline porn at thus point I have lost all self cknfroll hell geah. here we have a fucking wall of text that just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on like yeah it has two overwaght nikado avacafo kissing and they are surrounded with food and shit the wallpaper is white and oh yeah did i forget to mention the two gay people in it I mean it lookes like borderline porn at thus point I have lost all self cknfroll hell geah. here we have a fucking wall of text that just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on like yeah it has two overwaght nikado avacafo kissing and they are surrounded with food and shit the wallpaper is white and oh yeah did i forget to mention the two gay people in it I mean it lookes like borderline porn at thus point I have lost all self cknfroll hell geah. here we have a fucking wall of text that just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on like yeah it has two overwaght nikado avacafo kissing and they are surrounded with food and shit the wallpaper is white and oh yeah did i forget to mention the two gay people in it I mean it lookes like borderline porn at thus point I have lost all self cknfroll hell geah.
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various geah doodles i did one night at inhuman speed
#god i fockin hate tumblr's new way of switching around photos im losing braincells over this#anyways season 2 was great i had some faves cant u tell#geah#green eggs and ham#green eggs and ham netflix#sam i am#eb#looka#pam i am#doodles#doodle#toon art#toony art#netflix#netflix animation#cartoon#cartoons#blvdart
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i watched the second season of green eggs and ham and got invested enough to spit this out.
#green eggs and ham#geah#geah s2#geah looka#geah eb#character design#fan art#i still hate how they made michellee and eb flesh toned...#art tag
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wwyd if i told you this little emo child was voiced by darren criss. like… what would you do
#i’m still reeling tbh#geah#green eggs and ham#darren criss#looka crown dooka of yookia#hate that that’s what i’m going with for a tag#geah looka#wade talks#edit: lmaooo i found his name#looka badooka
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its been almost 3 years and i will never let go of my headcanon that the grinch is sam’s dad <3
#geah#green eggs and ham#i honestly hate this but i didnt want to spend time redrawing it it just looks so bad#sam i am#sam-i-am#sam#the grinch#grinch#fanart#dr seuss
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Sam and Michellee friendship in place of Sam and Michellee jealousy is much better actually, here's my proof
#this is my boyfriend Guy and this is Guy's boyfriend Sam#hate that you cant do commas in tags the formatting is way off now smh#still not opposed to Briefcase Buddies QPR headcanon..#theyre good and nice to eachother! what else can i do#it works like: michellee and guy are dating but sometimes guy also cuddles and kisses and holds hands with his best friend#sam is aro but i think hed still enjoy things that r romantic#like goin on dates and kissing and holding hands#if only becuz he just likes to spend time with the people he cares abt and to b close to them#goin on a friendship date! sam voice: im nothing if not a gentleman#takes you on a candlelit dinner (platonically)#geah#art posting
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shipping briefcase buddies at this point is a delusion but IM PROUD TO BE DELUSIONAL!!!!!
#green eggs and ham#geah#netflix#guy and his happy family or whatever idgaf HE AND SAM SHOULDVE BEEN GAY TOGETHER#actual injustice that they werent gensears why did michellee have to exist in the first place#NOT BEING MEAN I DONT HATE HER BUT... come on netflix... come on... then they HAD TO get married and fuck?
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you all have GOT to stop drawing blackbonnets that look exactly like jonmartin!
#SOME TMA ARTISTS ARE INTO OFMD NOW WHICH MAKES IT WORSE#ofmd#geah sure go there#ppl are drawing them even in like Palettes j associate with tma#ppl r drawing them like jon and martin in the fuckign lonely like my god. my god!!!#i cant gandle it emotionslly bc i hate jm and 💜 blackbonnet. ‘gerry why do u hate jm’ So many reasons most cery personal#not bejng able to handle it is like a sillies it just blidnsides me every tkme
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Me: I hate Sam-I-Am. He’s such a snake. I will never forgive him unless he apologizes to Guy. I’m not buying his backstory because it could be a lie, too.
Me when I see everyone in the GEAH fandom loving Sam-I-Am: I wish I could be like you guys and look pass all of Sam’s flaws.
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Sam: Hey Guy, wanna practice kissing?
Guy: Why would i want to do that?
Sam: Because, you like Michelle and you may be dating soon, and on dates kissing is sorta a requirement.
Guy: *blushes* ok but why with you?
Sam: Because I know how much you don't like the taste of Mr Jenkins
Guy: True *sighs* fine.
Sam: Wooo! I mean it's cool it's fine.
Guy: *puckering*
Sam: *pulls Guy towards him and starts kissing him*
Guy: *blushing* mmmmm~
Sam: *blushing* mmmmm~
*kissing stops*
Guy: Heh that wasn't half bad in fact I rather enjoyed.....Sam? *snaps* Sam?
Sam: Wow *blushing* I think i found something that tastes better than green eggs and ham.
Guy: *blushing*
#netflix animation#geah#green eggs and ham#guy am i#sam i am#i ship this#i ship them#i ship guy with michellee too#multishipper#no ship hate#gay ships
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