#gayfest

[rickybaby]

Who’s your best friend inside the paddock?

The guy I spend most time with is Blake [my manager] and his last name is ironically Friend. I would say that’s probably an obvious one because we spend a lot of time together. Lando [Norris] is one where like, our first year at McLaren, it definitely took us a little bit of time to probably get to know each other and warm to each other a bit. It’s probably no secret that it took us a little bit to become, let’s say, mates.

Who’s your best friend outside the paddock?

Actually, it’s funny. I laugh because I’ve got two Blakes who are very close in my life. Blake who works with me and probably my best friend is Blake who I raced go-karts with…

Do you call them Blake 1 and Blake 2?

Ha. He’s really tall so I’ve called them ‘Tall Blake’ and ‘Manager Blake’. But I raced go-karts with Blake so we’ve known each other since we were like nine years old and we always competed against each other for a long time. He’s always visited me, come to races, visited me when I was living in Italy and wherever I was, and remained a really close friend. I think in those friendships it was easy for him to be like, ‘S**t, you made it, I didn’t’, and there could be like this weird kind of envy or jealousy, and he never had that, he always just stayed a really honest and true friend. We were coming up together and we were both trying to make it ultimately, and I think just the way he handled me kind of living our dream careers, that also could have made our friendship turn and it never did. I also really valued him for not letting that get in the way and we’re super-close.

[mrkvhs]

coming on here for the first time in 50 years just to say that nobody understands metaltango like i do . send post

[isolatedcorner]

Been rewatching S1 of NBC Hannibal and so far we have:

Hannibal kicking his legs and twirling his hair whenever Will makes an observation about the Chesapeake Ripper

Hannibal looking even madder than Will when they overhear Freddie calling Will insane

The immediate cut to Hannibal opening his office door to an empty, Will-less waiting room after talking about “the ache of loneliness” or something like that

The Sniff

Will saying he has a date with the Chesapeake Ripper to Hannibal’s face (ik he was giggling internally)

Basically just Hannibal making a Ripper comeback just to help Will solve the Hobbs case

Will running to tell Hannibal after he kissed Alana in the middle of the night (they besties fr)

Hannibal/Will/Alana constantly being framed as this polycule parental unit to Abigail?? And that one shot where Will and Hannibal sit next to Abigail’s hospital bed

Hannibal immediately ratting Tobias out after Will said something about him and Tobias sharing a song (like Hanni you jealous???? Bestie looked PISSED that another serial killer got Will’s attention)

[thegothicviking]

Last one I swear before I'll head home..🙏👑

[wychelm]

it's so funny how wesley is the only character in daredevil who seems aware that gay people exist presumably because he is one but the only time he decides to bring gay people up is when his boss kills anatoly and he's trying not to act suspicious. idk why it just took me out. vladimir glaring at him like ರ⁠_⁠ರ and wesley's like btw I'm aware of bisexuality as a concept. your brother is not dead

[snakes-on-skates]

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[kidanthill]

gayfest

[emotianallesbiansoup]

platoon gayfest real

Get ready to celebrate the two-year anniversary of Splatoon 3 with the biggest Splatfest ever, Grand Festival! The festivities begin September 12th!

[somnaboolist]

Semi final 1 was gayfest for queer people.

Semi final 2 is gayfest for straight people.

[maryeunice]

merry gay christmas everyone !

[destructivebehaviors]

[marrmars]

@willambelli in Buenos Aires, Argentina. 11-02-2018

[itspurse-blog]

Single bells, single bells: Purse rules

Single bells single bells, it’s that time of the year again. You gotta buy presents with money you don’t have, you gotta eat food your fake diet doesn’t digest and you gonna have to tell everyone that you’re STILL single. I could bet my whole beautycase on it that this Christmas holiday stuff was not invented by a homosexual single guy. 

SO you sit here watching these unpretty times unfold on your wall&feed like presents and you think: All I want for Christmas is a huge Big Fat Long Enormous uncut Monster

ARM!

So I can take better selfies of myself so I can date hotter Instagram guys with more followers then me. But let’s not get too excited too quickly. Purse first, second things second and third things turd.

Here are some great tips to survive the Christmas nightmare without spending a dime:

Purse rule no. 1: Buy yourself a beautiful Purse. Christmas without a Purse is no Christmas at all. What? You have no money? Not even for a Purse? Steal one! It’s our secret.. Victoria’s secret. Sshhhtt

 Presents: If you give, you receive. That’s a life lesson, not a sex lesson you perv. People wanna feel loved and also wanna see that love materialized. You should use this against them. “I know you know how much cash I stash & I know you know how I don’t know what to buy for a wonderful person like you with all that money I got in my bank account & I know you know you love me & I know you know I love you too & I know you know you don’t need to see that love materialized in meaningless objects to know it’s deep and pure and true love & I know you know this is the biggest gift someone can give you & I know you know I don’t need gifts to prove something to you & I know you know I give you gifts in other ways along the year, not when capitalism tells me to” & so on and so on and so on SUCKERS!

Food: If Purse leaves the party, Purse must be filled with good food! No really, I mean it. PUT THAT FOOD IN YOUR PURSE, go home, put your Purse in the fridge, invite your crush or any bitch that thinks you’re a lousy cook, microwave the shit out of that meal, meanwhile think about all the details how the real cook prepared this meal, make it cozy, put an apron on (isn’t it nice to be gay) and let the good food make the good mood.

Making conversation: I am sure it is scientifically proven that Christmas conversations are in the top 10 of worst conversations you have in a year. Normally all you wanna do is talk about yourself and how crazy and great you are and your life is, but suddenly some family members or friends really know how to ask the wrong questions at the wrong moment. Normally you can just fake your way out of these questions, but the problem is everyone is reunited and together they know more about you and your little lies then you think. The trick is; buy a fierce Purse (or steal one, see tip 1), it distracts them, and make the rule that only he who has Purse can talk.  I mean have you ever listened to a person without a Purse before? ‘People without Purses are here in this world to discriminate’ said the God of all Purses once (but don’t take it too literal, it’s free interpretation).

Sing-a-longs: Christmas is also about singing songs together. But all you remember from your Playstation Singstar is how to produce a barf that is in tune. Nothing wrong with being tone-deaf, just very uncomfortable. You already told everybody you’re an upcoming popstar, soon to be discover worldwide. And think about your credibility! Just drink hot thea with honey, honey ). Tell everyone about your voice problems (some coughing in their faces always helps), you can’t talk, can’t sing, only when you have to. Singers always have voice problems. Life is hard for a popstar, you know, even with autotune.

Christmas Tree: Instead of buying an expensive Christmas tree you can’t afford (and also you don’t even like Christmas trees because they constantly remind you about Christmas), just put some lights on any plant or cactus you have and tell everyone it’s very arty. Tell them you once saw it in a very expensive Italian home decoration magazine they probably won’t know the name of because they are not Italian. (Note: if by any chance these random people are Italian, then change it! Change it to the Christmas Island, that sounds very Christmas and yes this place exists, but we don’t even wanna imagine what hell it must be to decorate your home in a country named Christmas Island…)

 Hobo’s: All these problems in the world but nothing as bad as your first purse world problems. Nevertheless Christmas is here to tell you to be empathic and warm and loving and all the other feelings you have been trying to avoid your whole life. Not everyone has the possibility to have your lifestyle… that you steal from an internet blog… written by a Purse… Maybe you could offer for once a free bed to a hobo instead of a homo (Yes, you read it well, let this sentence drop in slowly and think about it, then read it again and think about it harder). Give the hobo a laptop with only this internet blog to read, go sit in a corner, get incognito next to your Christmas tree cactus and see how the power of Purse works. Your good deed of the year is done. Thank me later, homo.

 Drunk: Yep I knew you would, you old drunk, this one is for all of us. You blew everything on this list, Christmas was a nightmare and all you can think of is how to avoid everyone and everything by drinking booze around the clock. It’s okayyy, I understand… and we have a new chance next year, and the year after and so on and so on, Jesus how many Christmasses are there in a lifetime? Does it stop when we die? Gimme a break and take the boozebottle with you home, you will need it when you see your failed Christmass tree (see previous tip, smartypants). If you really feel sick of drinking and have to vomit it all out, you know Purse is there for you, yes, even on Christmas, always working, that’s what I do, #nevernotworking. Go on, vomit all your frustrations about Christmas and your fake fabulous life in me, they can use some make-up anyways. Don’t feel guilty, I will forgive you, but only because it’s Christmass, you LGBTQIA.

Have a blast!

I know you know I love you

Xoxo

Purse

[achiara]

HAS HE EVER BEEN MINE ?!??!?!?!?!? i don't know the show but the boy wants him bad !!!!! our emotions can't be controlled damn !!!!! XD

Oh God, every man in My Country wanted Hwi lol but especially Bang-won, he had it real bad for him. It’s a recurrent theme between them, that Bang-won wanted to make him his but even when Hwi was at his service, he never really belonged to him and that’s something Bang-won remained bitter and hung up on till the very last moment. The show tried to explain this fixation by something that happened in the past but the subtext isn’t lost on anyone. Tho Hwi and Seon-ho are my otp, there’s something fascinating about Bang-won and Hwi’s tension-filled relationship and I liked them alot.

[spidaeyaunt-movedd]

self care is dating a girl who ... buys back to back tickets of spiderman.

[justice-lesbian]

Greetings I happen to love justice, lesbians, and pharah so it would appear I have arrived at the right place

You’re abso-freaking-lutely correct!!! It’s good to know we all love the same things here LMAO! if you ever tune into a stream, I gotta give it to my chat. They’re here queer and ready to party.

Officially welcome to our gayfest!