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Ok but my question is:

If this statue was NOT supposed to be Jesus...what WAS/IS it supposed to be, OP? @comradesaucegay

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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made a gävlebocken sticker for the local christmas market. figured tumblr might want to see it

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I think often about this cover art

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Till and Richard crawling across the stage, Live aus Berlin, 1998.

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reverb room vs. anechoic chamber [x]

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🤹 Klagenfurt, 18.07.2024 | 🎥 The Travelling Metalhead

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ANGRY GERMAN

Maxidrom 2016

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Home Alone (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

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Wer anderen etwas vorgedacht, wird jahrelang erst ausgelacht. Begreift man die Entdeckung endlich, so nennt sie jeder selbstverständlich.

Anyone who thinks something ahead of others is laughed at for years. When people finally understand the discovery, everyone takes it for granted.

Wilhelm Busch (1832 – 1908), German poet and cartoonist

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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS

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Someone made a guy! A big guy!

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Guys... I did something...

I'm almost certain that you guys know what meme was the reference haha

So I'm posting here to share my will hahaha

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