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Whatever his boyfriend Brad said was fine. It was water under a bridge he's never seen, heard of, or planned to cross, but here's what he had to say as to polls. "Half this country was in an abusive relationship and either didn’t know it, know how to get out, or somehow convinced themselves the situation just didn’t apply to them despite not living in an isolation chamber for eight years."
Chris then noted humans remain capable of reasoning anything and then followed this statement by a renewed call for a better form of thinking. As for the more desirable poles, well...Chris said he "would always take two and never turn down left overs or twins. Yum!"
Before his boyfriend could react to the raunch, Chris took ownership readily admitting his suggested sexual antics rang to him "a bit old school Christina Aquilaria," meaning it was both hot and dirty minus a few 'r's' of course.
The fact was the two were at a pool party in WeHo where every beautiful man in Los Angeles was in a Speedo or something of equally negligible coverage so Chris naturally assumed "between PREP, chlorine, and whatever part of the spectrum of sunlight that killed microbes and such, this was essentially the definition of a very well calculated risk."
Leaving no space once again for Brad, Chris went on to mansplain "in reality it was hot partially because it was summer. There was also this whole climate change thing going on," but then switched gears saying the leftovers and twins thing being so hot mostly stemmed from a softcore he watched when he was 16 titled “The Grill” that followed the sexcapades of a men’s college swim team while attending their coach’s off season summer bbq.
The early 80’s flick was considered edgy in its day apparently because the coaches wife was away on a business trip leaving the boys to fend for themselves. Chris was quick to point out tho the viewers never learn what kind of business she was in. He assumed it was advertising as that’s what the lead lady in the flick “Mr Mom” did. That both films were coincidentally released the same year carried enough weight to take the one hole in the softcore Chris didn’t want right off the table.
Seeing himself in full truthing mode, Chris then physically reached into thin air, pretended to grab something, then did the gay ‘z’ snap as he declared the shenanigans at the pool party "not actually dirty, but dirty adjacent due to all the precautions both manufactured and natural taken by the parties attendees.”
It was then Brad finally dove in the poll/pole conversation he started but largely failed to participate in with a sharp "True." Everyone attending the event already knew not to bring up the responsibility already taken at the party itself as it defeated the purpose. They were there for a good time and much of that was indulging themselves in the wild care-free fantasy. If someone was stupid enough to show up knowingly with something that wasn't theirs that's another tomb-sized plot of real estate for dancing upon in recognition of this person's immediate social death.
Vengeance hardly ended there. The reprise occurred at this persons physical death pending anyone knowledgeable of the event outlives this person. 99% of the time they did as for whatever reason vengeance keeps people alive until it's achieved. At that point, you’re as good as dead yourself.
That last part never appealed to Brad or Chris so they chose the sweeter slow release option of dancing nearly naked while high as a kite once or twice a month. It werked a lot of negative energy out though it admittedly invited some wonky back in. No transformation of energy was ever perfect or completely clean. Oddly this was never really spoken to across the board from the underground gays all the way through to mainstream society and then some.
The spiritual death or the parting of this person's soul were also celebrated but occurred less frequently. It largely applied to those in the deepest of the deep usually either claiming hetero and/or some sort of divinity. Ironically, few of them had souls or any sign of spirit hence the small numbers. They either never had them in the first place or they were already goners by the time the gays got to them. Regardless, the offenders helped keep the dancefloors packed in the after-after-afterhours which was a very twisted way to say sometime between 8am and noon the following day.
Brad went on to say "they were all reasons to dance and do drugs. Taking responsibility certainly granted its freedoms but no matter the situation or level of involvement, people will always cross lines. It's how anyone knows where they are. Once they are established, you’re either stupid or a hero for crossing them." Brad paused for a few seconds of self reflection. "We jump on that ship so quickly when on the sidelines don’t we?”
Chris dove back in the chat with his own sharp "True.” Then a two second pause followed by another “True. And True.” He then pointed out for the sect of the gay spectrum this notion did apply to inclusive of themselves, jumping on the revenge train for the anti gays felt not too dissimilar in concept to the whole 'I'll do anything for science' phenomenon.
Chris looked to his right giving a facial expression as if pulling files in his head. “It was weird to see that go off the deep end in recent years. Science that is. How did the entire field of academics and study just not make the dinosaur/bird connection until just now? Ummmm. Ooops. We took the dinosaurs extinction as this grand dramatic exit for hundreds of years."
Chris paused for Brad's acknowledgement smirk as he knew that was a zinger. It also gave him just enough time to conjure up another to wrap this conversation up. Chris was horny and could see a platter of hot dogs floating their way. He nodded to Brad who turned to see, then motioned the tray boy to stay on course to them. When his boyfriend turned back his way, Chris could see Brad's excitement matched his own.
Chris let out and unrehearsed “nice” then mentioned the hot dogs filled out their buns quite well too. Brad smiled at the notion and thanked his boyfriend for such kind observations. Chris then proceeded to smash last hurdle to happy happy joy fun land by spending his last two cents.
“As for both polls and poles, whenever these f*cks come around, we will take them in.”
“We always do.” Brad whole heartedly agreed adding, “people always seemed surprised both of them were so versatile and open minded.”
They were when it counted.
#bradandchris#queer life#gay life#model behavior#love and misadventure#queer fashion#just gay things#male model#speedo#Ianything for science#hot guys in speedos#pool party#dirty mind#dirty adjacent#polls#poles#hot dog platter#that's hot#zinger#gay comedy#beautiful men#men in speedos#gay speedo#gay party#gay culture#gay west hollywood#the gays#true dat#speedo boys#speedo bulge
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new dream. (original)
#roronoa zoro#cat burglar nami#nico robin#nami#one piece#yes hang the twitch streamer podcast fan on the cross but i'm forever obsessed with the dynamic of#lived in west hollywood but straight guys will and hasan explaining gay culture to actual gay man austin#i was in zoro’s place when i heard trixie talk about drag queen show wrestle at a club. you know when your whole world opens and you’re#never the same again?
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It’s spooky season f@ggots 👻🎃
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"Mae West and her troupe of musclemen" - Mae West was born 1893 and died 1980. In her last movie "Sextet" from 1977 she played a 28 years old woman.
#mae west#sextet#sexiest woman of the century#muscle men#muscular body#body building#body builder#movie history#hollywood#camp#camp movie#gay icons#gay history#lgbtq history#lgbt history#vintage fashion#vintage muscle#swim shorts#swim trunks#moustache#muscle
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#brandonjcoleman#west hollywood#hotguys#gaymen#blackmen#handsome#gay men#newbuddylove#black man#muscles#black men#gay
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"Cool Down"
#ai man#ai generated#ai artwork#gay ai art#gay art#art direction#fashion illustration#ai gay#abdominals#baseball cap#sneakers#tatted#tattoo#muscular#cool down#scruffy#west hollywood
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12-07-23 | WEHO Pride. misterlemonztenth.tumblr.com/archive
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Went gay club hopping in West Hollywood today and several clubs were playing that new Yes And? Ariana Grande song. And so many weho gays were eating up that song. And in those moments I realized that Ariana Grande could do almost anything and white gays in LA would remain obsessed with her
#that woman could say the n word and then write a song about being cancelled and there would be 23 year old gays in west hollywood lipsyncing#to it and eating it up
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Overheard at bear club in Rome:
[Madonna’s Like A Prayer comes on at the club.]
“This was the Pink Pony Club of the 80s!”
#gay#gay club#gay bar#rome#dance#pink pony club#chappell roan#dancing#west hollywood#lgbtq#gay bear#madonna#like a prayer
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30 Days of Classic Queer Hollywood
Day 18: Jerome Robbins (1918 - 1998)
Jerome Robbins was a very successful dancer, choreographer, and stage and film director. He was a five-time Tony Award-winner and a recipient of the Kennedy Center Honors. He received two Academy Awards, including the 1961 Academy Award for Best Director for West Side Story and a special Academy Honorary Award for his choreographic achievements on film.
Robbins had relationships with both men and women. The men he was romantically tied to include actor Montgomery Clift, dancers Buzz Miller and Tommy Abbott (one of the Jets in West Side Story), composer Ned Rorem, and photographer Jesse Gerstein, whom Robbins cared for as he was dying of AIDS.
Robbins was a former Communist who was called to testify before the House Unamerican Activities Committee (HUAC). Under the threat of having his sexuality revealed publicly, Robbins cooperated with the committee and revealed the names of ten other Communists in Hollywood. This hurt his reputation in the community.
#jerome robbins#west side story#broadway#choreography#famous directors#gay#queer#bisexual#gay history#queer history#bisexual history#lgbtqia+ history#classic hollywood#old hollywood#vintage#colorized#photo enhancement#classic queer hollywood
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#finished s1 of iwtv. it’s over for me#video#leyendecker inspo … toxic gays ..#vampires … blood …. ERIC BOGOSIAN#no like I need to go to West Hollywood w lestat TONIIIIGHT
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It’s spooky season 👻
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should i release my la knight arrest white claw edit?
#la knight#my brother keeps trying to peer pressure me into doing it but idk#he's kind of like a messy west hollywood masc4masc gay to me#like i feel like come june he's gonna switch it up and hit us with the “YASS” instead of “YEAH”
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Recently met Anthony Randall who had a lot of stories to share. He’s an extremely talented men who wears many hats as a hair stylist, author, budy builder and actor. Check out his ‘Night Life’ memories of his younger years:
https://youtu.be/2df8N4Vz4n4
#older black men#gay black#gay community#silverdaddies#gay body builder#gay history#west hollywood#older gay
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03-13-24 | West Hollywood Pride. misterlemonztenth.tumblr.com/archive
#misterlemonztenth#original post#popular#male model#LGBTQ+#Pride#gay pride#protest#sign#gay kiss#west hollywood#california
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