#gay prince of cryptids

[haunted-fae]

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Roman, groaning: UGHHHH!

Virgil:

Roman: I SAID UGHHHHH!

Virgil, taking off his headphones: Okay, Roman, I get it. What do you want?

Roman: Thank you~ Ugh, I’m just so annoyed! Today is Logan’s week to decide movie night!

Virgil: You know we wouldn’t do a weekly rotation for movie nights if you didn’t rig the votes everytime we tried to-

Roman: HE’S PROBABLY GOING TO PICK ANOTHER LAME EDUCATIONAL DOCUMENTARY!

Virgil: I will agree with you on that, they- are… really boring.

Patton: Aw, come on guys! Be nice! If it’s what Logan wants then we all have to watch, it’s his turn!

Virgil, shooting a glare: You fell asleep 5 minutes into the 3 hour movie on parakeets last month!

Patton: RAINFOREST NOISES MAKE ME SLEEPY! I CAN’T HELP IT!

Logan, walking in holding a DVD: Ah, I see you are all “pumped up” as they say, likely for movie night?

Roman, looking up: Uh-

Virgil, looking down: Er-

Patton, mumbling: Please don’t ask me to lie-

Logan, frowning: Well, luckily for you three then, we aren’t watching the ‘Exploring the History of Cryptids in Europe’ documentary I did have planned for this week.

Virgil: Well, now- that one sounds pretty cool-

Logan: We will instead be watching the Disney classic, “Cinderella.”

Patton and Roman: Yay!

Virgil, pointing a finger upwards: I think- we should really revisit that cryptids documentary idea- actually-

Logan, handing out papers to the others: But of course, due to its lack of educational content you all will be completing a worksheet on the movie.

Roman, grabbing the paper with force: A WORKSHEET?! I get you’re a teacher but this is overstepping it don’t you think??

Virgil, reading one of the questions: “Do you foresee the economic collapse of the prince’s kingdom in the future? Argue why or why not in a short answer format?” Wow this is… this sucks.

Patton, staring at the paper: Were we supposed to study for this- I moved out Thomas’ memories of Cinderella to make more room for celebrity crushes-

Logan: Hm? Study? No. You should be filling out these questions as we watch the film, but I suppose afterwards we all can go over the worksheet if you prefer.

Virgil, eyes widening: Share my answers with the whole group? What if my answer is wrong- what if my voice cracks- what if-

Roman, shaking the paper in the air: Why the hell do we have to fill out a worksheet! This is movie night! It’s about having fun!

Logan: Well, you all wanted something “non-educational” and to work around copyright laws, the only way teachers are allowed to show films in that nature is to mandate a worksheet along with it. So. If anything you’ve done this to yourselves.

Virgil:

Patton:

Roman: WHAT COPYRIGHT LAWS?! WE LIVE IN A GAY MAN’S F-CKING HEAD?! JUST LET US WATCH THE MOVIE!

[mun-urufu]

i still have no idea wha the fuck happened

Intro post ig

i have an alt account for when i reach post limit now: @munurufu

Pansexual; Transfem; Non-binary; Furry; plural (since apparently it’s not normal to have voices in your head)

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chemistry and astrophysics and theoretical physics are what I geek out about

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Pronouns: any/all but prefer she/her and they/them

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Nationality: Slovakian 🇸🇰 (I’m a mountain person :3)

Fandoms I’m in:

Urban Legends (Backrooms; SCP-foundation) Norse mythology Cryptids D&D; Furry; Genshin; HSR; Wuthering; Harry Potter (fuck JK Rowling I’m here for the fanfics) Doctor Who; Frieren; Tokyo Ghoul; Hermitcraft; there’s more but I’m stupid and can’t remember them

Anime recommendations:

Frieren, Tokyo Ghoul, Konosuba, Fairy Tail, some other ones idk

Videogams I’ll play with u if u ask nicely and I have time:

Minecraft, Genshin, Honkai Star Rail, Wuthering Waves, Rocket League, Apex Legends

Minecraft rp Server:

TimeSkipSMP (basically people from different time periods get somehow into the same world with no recollection of their previous memories other than their occupation. Send as ask if u want to join (24/7 server uptime) I’ll send an invite to the discord server where you’ll get all the needed info and a guide on how to make your character. Cureent characters:

15th Century French Plague Doctor

Medieval Beekeeper

Medieval Flower salesman and famer

17th Century pirate/swashbuckler

Current inventory:

Big Blåhaj from @tunderpal

Estrogen

the Heebi Jeebies

Longbow

64 arrows

Mundane short sword

Whisper Talisman (Rare)

Description:

This item has been blessed by a monk long ago who lived on the peak of Mount Hua. This will protect you from wind element attacks and will reduce knockback by 85%

Dopamine

about fuckingn time

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[cosmicpoutine]

okay gays, go read my silly little webtoon about gay cryptids getting in trouble

[thepiratefish]

SUCKENING EP 5 SPOILERS!!!!

Basically my reaction during the entire ep

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Started writing this during the fight

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Deacon and shilo, ahhhhhhhhh dogs

Deacon pls don't diee, tf you mean by red mist.

OH FRENZY- Deacon pls

Ribs ouchie

DEACON, DEACONN

Sneksss

Snake in da boot refrence-

Sword???

Shilo dosent want his dad's to fight-

YOUR FREIBDS ARE ALREADY DEAD. SHILO.

The dads are getting a divorce (they have never dated)

The dads are talking

Are they gay or enemies? Both

FROM THE TOP ROPE MY PRINCE!!

DEACON! WUHH

Is he dead? Yes, my prince

SEX HOTEL

OH HES STILL ON DRUGS

EMEZIEL TIMEEE

YOOOOOO ARTTTTTTTTT

PEPER!

He's a cryptid now

SODA NOOOOO

SHILOS HOUSE ON FIRE??

Do NOT let him drive

Sex motel part 2

HAHRHRVJ EMEZIL THINKS THEY FUCKES

SODA NO

GE GOT HIS SODA BACK

BRother timee

Grefgor time-

Noo Shilo can't say it :(

OH NO

Whhhhhh crying

EMEZIL

Arthur don't leave the kiddos

Ohhh?

Midnight circle???

Do not rewire his memeory-

WEASLE

Unseen one??

LOOKING GOOD???

I don't want Deacon to leave :[

WAHHH SHILO

Arthur pep talk

Shilooo

Found Family tropes -sniff-

Shilo is a pure boy

Artifical feelingssd

My brain is spinnignggf

Deacons aura is scrambled???

SUNSHINE!

Shiloo this pure boy

ARTHUR COVER THE BOYS EYES

Gregfour???? Grefgors siblings??

Truama

Bed 🛌

[cyberphuck]

ROYAL ASSASSIN ABRIDGED: PRELUDE

My friend Razz wants to understand my shitposting about the Farseer Trilogy, but doesn't want to actually have to read the books, so I'm summarizing them for them (and you)!

 Read previous entries

 LAST TIME, ON DRAGON BOOK Z: Fitz is a bastard who knows telepathy and talks to animals. He's taught to be an assassin, then goes up to the mountains on a mission and completely fails at it. His uncle tries to kill him. His OTHER uncle gets married.

 CAST OF CHARACTERS (holy shit there are so many characters in this book)

 THE FARSEERS

Six Duchies royal family, of which several members are now dead. This will include Farseers-by-Marriage (Dead or head-exploded characters will have their own category).

 FitzChivalry Farseer: The POV character, Prince Chivalry's bastard. Loyal as a K-Pop stan who still has a BTS McNugget meal preserved in their freezer. He possesses both the Skill (Professor X telepathy) and the Wit (Dr. Doolittle animal chats).

 Prince Verity: Currently King-in-Waiting, a lifelong second-in-command who was suddenly thrust into a leadership role when his older brother fucked off to be assassinated. Recently married, super strong in the Skill, does not ask for consent before mind-molesting Fitz.

 Queen Kettricken: Recently married to Verity, she came all the way from the Mountain Kingdom to clean up Buckkeep and be miserable because she's used to doing Crossfit in the snow and now she has to sit and pretend to laugh at other people's jokes.

 Prince Regal: The sneaky, moustache-twirling evil younger half brother of Verity. He killed like four people at Verity's wedding and tried to murder Fitz with a hot tub, and they just sort of let him get away with it.

 King Shrewd: The current king, currently pretty old and afflicted with some kind of wasting disease. Fitz is technically bound to him by a pact he made as a child, but they both kind of ignore that most of the time.

 Chade: King Shrewd’s older half-brother on the wrong side of the sheets. An assassin. Lives in the walls. Has a weasel. Came out of the wall into Fitz's room and taught him how to be an assassin. Sort of a father figure, but the kind that yells at you to hold the flashlight steady while he works on the car.

 Patience: Chivalry’s widow. Helicopter-parents Fitz whenever he comes within fifteen feet of her. The ADHD champion of the Six ooh is that a book on rare ferns?

 NOBLES

 Duke Brawndy: Duke of Ripplekeep, a pretty stand-up dude. Father to Celerity and member of the Fitz Fan Club.

 Lady Celerity: Has a big ol' fourteen-year-old crush on handsome, virile Fitz. She's pretty okay for someone who was named after a vegetable you put peanut butter on.

 Duke Kelvar: Remember him? He finally manned his fucking watchtowers at Neatbay. Fitz fanclub member. Husband to Lady Grace, his young hotness wife whose dog Fitz pulled a fish bone out of.

 CASTLE AND STABLE FOLK

 Burrich: Fitz's primary father figure, the kind that takes you to football games and Hooters to try to flush the Gay out of you. Stablemaster of Buckkeep, and also has the Wit. Used to be heterosexual life partners with Prince Chivalry. Took several blows to the head last book and seems to be okay.

 Hands: Fitz's stablehand friend. He's been relegated to background character.

 Lacy: Patience’s serving woman and bestie. Makes lace, nods indulgently and will stab you.

 The Fool: Albino freak-teenager with a special interest in cryptids and making up rhymes about farting. King Shrewd's jester.

 Justin: Part of the Skill Coterie. Hangs out with Serene most of the time, card-carrying member of the Fitz Sucks and Smells Bad club.

 Serene: The only female member of the Skill Coterie. Treasurer of the Fitz Sucks and Smells Bad club.

 Carrod: Local fop and member of the Skill Coterie. In this book he mostly sneers at Fitz and says cringe things while everyone else is trying to work.

 Burl: Part of the Skill Coterie... is Burl even in this book? I can't remember. Less dumb than you think he is.

 Will: Part of the Skill Coterie. Hangs out in shadows and stares fixedly at people.

 Molly Chandler: A candlemaker and servant who wants to go back to being a candlemaker. Girlboss. Fitz would buy her bathwater.

 Rosemary: Kettricken's page. She's just a little girl. So cute. What's she doing? Oh, she's coloring. Aww.

 Wallace: King Shrewd's servant and sometimes healer. One time the Fool calls him Wall's-ass.

 Bolt: A guardsman who shows up at the end of the book to punch Fitz repeatedly in the face. I only mention him here because he shows up in the next book as well.

 Blade: An older guardsman, Fitz fanclub member.

 ANIMALS:

 Cub/Nighteyes: A wolf soul-bonded to Fitz. Talks in italics. Possesses the single braincell out of everyone in the entire series.

 Sooty: Fitz’s horse. Best mare, perfect cinnamon roll and can do no wrong.

 Vixen: Burrich’s dog. Good dog.

 Slink: A weasel belonging to Chade.

 OTHER NOTABLES:

 The Red Ship Raiders: Mongolian Vikings who have been Viking their merry way up and down the coast, burninating villages and kidnapping people to be Forged.

 Forged people: Zombies. It's a tiny bit more complicated than that, but you don't find that out for another like, six books, so: they're zombies.

 Lady Thyme: A horrible old woman who is really Chade in disguise. The Elderlings: Who are they? What are they? No one knows. 

 DEAD PEOPLE:

 Chivalry: Dead from probably assassination.

 Queen Desire: Regal's mom, dead from drug use but Regal THINKS it was assassination.

 Rurisk: Dead from poisoning by Regal.

 Cobb: Dead from stab by Fitz.

 Galen: Dead from Skill-explosion by Verity.

 August: Okay he's not DEAD, but Verity Skill-megaphoned him and he went to live on a farm upstate.

 Smithy: Went back to his home planet after Cobb hugged him and told him he was a good boy.

 Nosy: Went back to his home planet after saving Fitz from dying in a hot tub.

 MAGICS (I know magic is not a character, but they do have to be explained somewhere)

 The Wit: The ability to “bond” with certain animals and speak with them, as well as sense life force and to do a kind of mental shove at people. You tend to act a little like the animal you’ve bonded to. Witted people are considered gross and animalistic and are run out of town or put to death.

 The Skill: Telepathy. Considered the “birthright” of the Farseers. Most people can sense it at least a little, but it takes inborn talent and a lot of careful training to do anything useful with it. Skilling apparently feels awesome but if you give in to the temptation to fully open yourself to it you can get sucked out of your own brain.

 NEXT TIME: Part one of Royal Assassin Abridged!

[100ducksizedfolignos]

top 5 mythical creatures/cryptids

i am less a cryptid person than perhaps i ought to be, but i AM obsessed with mythical creatures so thank you extremely for this one. will include media recs for each bc i’m thinkin about it anyways

1. vampires. obvious but true. versatile, sexy, and always. and please excuse me for this one. a bloody good time. they’re even gay! recs: the invitation (movie), what we do in the shadows (movie and tv), the lost boys (movie), interview with the vampire (tv), tanz der vampire (musical)

2. depictions of death. reapers, death gods, etc etc. objectively fascinating as a lens to how cultures/creators view death. are they relentless? are they gentle? are they frightening? can they be bargained with? i love these funky little dudes. recs: hades (game), bill and ted’s bogus journey (movie), anything terry pratchett that involves death (books)

3. faeries. (please god do not mistake me for a sarah j maas fan.) i love that they’re weird and interesting and have their own rules in traditional lore and i love that they’re cute in modern lore. recs: shadowhunters (tv) does a surprisingly good depiction of fae, and a court of fey and flowers (d&d series) isn’t 100% faerie faeries, but it’s fantastic feywild-but-regency stuff (there are gay people in it! go watch it or any dimension 20 series!)

4. dragons. while i was not a massive dragon kid you gotta respect perhaps the objective goats of creaturedom. who among us has not wanted to sit astride a dragon. also httyd was so formative to me i feel i would be betraying hiccup and toothless to leave dragons off. recs: how to train your dragon (movie), dragon rider (cornelia funke book), the dragon prince (tv), nimona (comic/movie)

5. kitsune/kumiho. this is not bc of naruto, my mom blessedly saved me from that show when i was like 7. this is bc of okami, which you should absolutely play if you’re into like. zelda games and such. you play as a wolf who is also a goddess and the art style is beautiful

honorable mentions: dullahans, angels/demons, golems, and specifically shin megami tensei/persona’s depiction of mothman

[randommessibe]

Since it's day 4 of Pride Month and I just remembered I have a tumblr, here are some of my Undertale ocs canon identities, pronouns, and sexualities!

The Fates:

Pendulum - Non-binary (he/him), no label

Sastro - Non-binary (he/him), bisexual

Calame - Non-binary (they/he), panromantic-asexual

Clover - Non-binary (he/they/xem), bisexual

Cryptid Oddities:

Hedone - Genderfluid (any pronouns, most of the time she/they), pansexual (maybe cupioromantic???)

Luno - Demi-boy (he/they), bisexual

Quetzi - Transgender ftm (he/him), bisexual

Leon - Non-binary (he/they), pansexual

Hoshi - Non-binary (any pronouns, mainly he/him), demisexual

Garrick - Cisgender (he/him), straight ally

Clementine - Intersex (she/her), sapphic

Rosa - Demi-girl (she/they), sapphic

GhostTwist:

Espy - Cisgender (he/him), straight ally

Frisk - Non-binary (they/them), questioning

Toriel - Cisgender (she/her), straight ally

Asgore - Cisgender (he/him), questioning

Graves (Sans) - No labels (he/him), asexual

Scratch (Papyrus) - No labels (he/him), no labels

Ghostie (Sans 2.0???) - Bigender (she/he), bisexual

Undyne - Demi-girl (she/they), sapphic

Alphys - Demi-girl (she/they), bisexual

Mettaton - Transgender ftm (he/him), no labels

Napstablook- No labels (he/they), asexual

Armani - Cisgender (she/her), questioning

Flowey - No labels (he/him), (unexpected) ally

Surfi - Cisgender (he/him), Cinthean/gay

(More characters may be potentially added)

Music box:

Frisk - Non-binary (they/them)

Chara - Non-binary (they/them)

The little prince (Asriel) - Cisgender (he/him)

Tinker (Sans) - no labels (any pronouns), no labels

Knight (Papyrus) - Non-binary (he/him), questioning

(More characters may be potentially added)

Outcodes:

LemonGrass (Sans variant???) - No labels (any pronouns)

Kondi - No labels (any pronouns), demisexual

Alvah - Non-binary (he/him), demisexual

(More characters may potentially be added)

More characters may be added and/or updated as I go down my lists again of which characters I've made as well as my aus! But for now, I hope that y'all like this! Happy pride month again! (Also, before anyone asks about GhostTwist Frisk, they are canonically in their 20's in my au.)

[juspeczyk]

btw since this is My HouseTM here's a list of blorbos from my brain. i've been burnt the fuck out on art this year but by god these ocs are still kicking and someday i'll make more art about them. pwease do send me asks or something about them cause i really would love to make stuff for them i just don't have the executive function to decide what rn

fantasy daydreaming child -> fantasy ttrpg adult pipeline. polycule of magical girl superheroes in college + their social circle. main cast is siobhan-therese (goth, english major), talia (jock, journalism and/or sports medicine), drew (alt girl, taking a gap year), and rowan (granola girl, probably majoring in environmental science or something that will save the earth). the main four are a magical girl group who have to balance saving the world with college and 20something social dramas. also features lilah (siobhan-therese and talia's ex who is a total mean girl but still secretly has feelings for them both), wyllow (an even alt-er alt girl who is drew's "apprentice" but nobody really knows what that means), syd (lichrally just sidney from scream, she got adopted by the group because they were like oh she is such a poor little meow meow) and talia's younger sister who i haven't decided on a name for yet.

superhero universe that started as a chemistry project when i was in high school where we had to like, anthropomorphize a certain element in order to learn about the periodic table, so of COURSE i made it gay and comics. includes the above magical girls and another group of supers in college, except these ones are more sciencey. main character is nicki walton (can change her flesh into a superdense metallic substance, kind of like how emma frost can become a diamond) and her co-supers valentina foster-nguyen (half alien, can shoot sparkle rays and stuff), basira baz/the all-seeing girl (psychic/teleporter), silver star (haven't decided on a name yet, he's basically ghost rider but a cowboy instead of a biker), and liz doe (ghost girl who is also a toxic slime girl, can become intangible like kitty pryde, started as a villain but turned good cause she fell in love with nicki). she has a whole rogues gallery but the main villain is adam huxley, nicki's old lab partner who tried to kill her but instead gave her superpowers.

juno and milos. started as a college project in my comics class and has never left. root of my dnd homebrew world. she's a hunter turned knight, he's a cursed prince, they're in love, she kills his dad, it's a whole thing. i am perpetually trying to write a graphic novel about it.

gary stu vamp boy. his name is matthew monroe and he used to be vegan 😔 he got briefly mildly famous for accidentally filming his own attack where he was "mauled by a rabid dog", then "mistakenly" pronounced dead and buried "alive", then managed to crawl out of his own grave. he now works as the night manager of the local video store and has a big fixer-upper house where all the local cryptids crash. his best friend is a butch werewolf.

edmund fredericks. he's definitely not an axe murderer! probably exists as a historical figure in matthew's universe.

colette coupe. caricature of evil french ladies. eviscerated her husband but he managed to slit her throat before fully dying and now they're both ghosts who thrive on drama. somehow they ended up in matthew's house (idk cursed item or something) and they all despise each other.

[neurodivergent-loverboy]

I was tagged by @delmarcountyfair2008 to make a playlist of the first ten songs on my On Repeat playlist on shuffle! Thanks for the tag!

1) A Very Nice Prince/First Midnight/Giants in the Sky from Into The Woods

2) Any Moment/Moments in the Woods from Into The Woods

3) People by AJJ

4) Agony from Into The Woods

5) Prologue: Into The Woods from Into The Woods

6) I Know Things Now from Into The Woods

7) If You Were Gay from Avenue Q

8) Agony (Reprise) from Into The Woods

9) Finale: Children Will Listen from Into The Woods

10) On The Steps Of The Palace from Into The Woods

In case you haven't guessed, I've been on an Into The Woods kick XD I'm tagging @green-cryptid , @bromantically , and @scorndotexe

[addledmongoose]

Friday Good Omens Fanfic Recs

I've got some fun ones, some dark ones, and one that's already made my 2024 year-end list.

First off, two told entirely in social media posts.

twitter cryptids (36K; Rated T)

This one is pure fun. Told entirely through Twitter posts, Crowley and Aziraphale don't even bother to hide their supernatural presence from humans. For that matter, neither do Gabriel, Beelzebub, Dagon, Lucifer (from the TV series), God (from whatever series you want), and includes crossover characters from other shows (most of which I didn't recognize, but it's not necessary to enjoy the story). This is part of a series, but I've only (so far) read the first one.

Press L in the Chat (for Love) (30K; Rated E)

Enemies-to-lovers human AU told entirely through Discord chat. Aziraphale and Crowley are fanfic writer and artist respectively for a gay pirate show called Storm Tossed. They get teamed up for a collab event and eventually find out they're not quite as different as they thought. This one is also a multi-voice podfic if you prefer audio book format, but I only read it.

i am just the (new invention) (7K; Rated T)

Another social media one (but not exclusively) told through Youtube comments. Crowley starts a Youtube channel to whine about his love of Aziraphale because he knows Aziraphale doesn't know anything about social media. His commenters can't figure out if he really is an immortal or just prone to dramatics (the answer, of course, is both). He doesn't realize Aziraphale isn't quite as ignorant of the internet as he thought.

Temptation (25K; Rated E)

Vampire/human AU. Aziraphale takes a job cataloguing the mysterious Mr. Crowley's occult collection at his Mayfair mansion. He quickly realizes his handsome new employer is not quite what he seems.

The Garden of Temptation (69K; Rated E)

Human AU. Crowley, a gardener in the small village of Tadfield, inherits a house full of antiquities and hires Aziraphale, a professional antiquities dealer, to appraise his new collection. Mind the tags on this one. Aziraphale spends most of it engaged to an emotionally abusive Gabriel. The story is fairly dark, though it does have a happy ending. I usually prefer lighter stories, but this is fantastically told, and it was the first one I read this week that I was excited to recommend.

The Prince's Consort (142K; Rated E)

This is the one I've been shoulder-wiggling about the most to recommend. I very nearly started re-reading it the minute I finished, I love it so much. This is a human AU, where Aziraphale is the crown prince of an unnamed country. Crowley is a sex worker raised in a brothel to be "pure" for his eventual sale to a wealthy noble. He's purchased as a gift for the crown prince, who turns out to be not what he expected in a master.

Believe it or not, despite the subject matter, this one is almost entirely fluff and smut. It handles the issue of consent between Aziraphale and Crowley well. Gabriel and Michael are even really good people in this story!

I almost didn't read this, because I don't normally care for stories with a power disparity, but it hooked me from the beginning, and I figured I'd just stop reading if it bothered me. Not only did I not stop, I basically did nothing but read it until it was over (I only got an hour of sleep once I started). This one has already been added to my year-end list.

[audiogremlin]

Ok this is gonna take a bit- and it's mostly the big stuff

2017- The Adventure Zone, Welcome to Night Vale

2018 The Penumbra Podcast Wolf 359, Tides, Under Pressure, The Bright Sessions, Eos 10, We Fix Space Junk, Startripper!! King Falls AM, Kakos Industries, Alice Isn't Dead. Janus Descending Dining in the voud

2019 The Alexandria Archives, Time Bombs, The Magnus Archives, Middle:Below, Mission:Rejected, Girl in Space. Palimpsest, Boston Harbor Horror, Death by Dying, Caravan, Dreamboy, Adventures in New America, What the frequency, 1994, Civilized, Stellar Firma, Sir Rodney the Root, Oz:9, The Hyacinth Disaster, Directive, The Deca Tapes, Station Blue, Passenger List. Empty. Six disappearances of Ella McCray. Magic King Dom. Here be Dragons, Wander, 2298, Forest Guide (oops), The Grand Sophy, EarthBreak, The Deep Vault, The two princes, Kevin's Cryptids, Witches of the city. The sink. Gay future. Attention Hellmart Shoppers.

2020-2021 Eastmouth, Neighborly, Solutions to problems, the bureau of lost things, how I died, barren, the viridian wild, cyberneo, vast horizon, London necropolis railway, the petrol station, the Scottish podcast, old gods of Appalachia, the Candyman, milkman of st gaffs, Mistholme Museum

2022Find Us Alive, malevolent, woe.begone. the smile club, organism

probably some more but I forgot lmao

hello err fans of podcasts :3 im doing a project for school on fiction podcasts so..

if you could reblog this with all the podcasts you listened to in order (if you want to provide commentary as to why you went from one podcast to another (for example, the magnus archives to malevolent as a popular example->the eldritch horror) that'd be really useful! thanks :)

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I finally kinda organized this! Still using Snakes ask as my pinned post forever

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neg taglist ( slash DNI )

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Bold are fixations, stars are Special Interests regular are just things i like

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Terzomega - Phantom - Ghoulettes - Dewdrop - Mountain

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If there's one thing I've learned between Guardian and Liuyao, it's that Priest finds the power to control hordes of dead souls incredibly sexy

[yourlocaltranscelticfaerie]

I would like to be a gorgeous Disney prince that spends his days riding a black horse through the forest, singing on his castle balcony, and talking to animals but I would also like to be a terrifying Eldritch deity of chaos that shows up in your room at 4am with a possum sitting on its shoulder if you say its name 3 times-

[wheneverfeasible]

There are honestly so many more I could link and love on, but I gotta go take care of my laundry now, so here’s a list of fics of varying lengths and topics that I think could be good distract from icky things. Or good cleansers maybe.

(These are all Steddie btw)

Secret Admirer by @scoops-aboy86

Secret admirer AU. Really super cute and sparked my love of Steddie secret admirer fics. Comfort read for real. Eddie starts leaving Steve love letters and they become penpals. Some angst with Eddie worried Steve will hate him if he knew who he was. wc: 29,903

crush notes by @steddiecameraroll

Secret admirer AU. The second secret admirer fic I read with Steve being the one to leave Eddie love letters (or “crush notes”) while also befriending the other boy. With some angst because of insecurities again. Also super cute and a comfort read. wc: 17,915

The Frozen Lake series by kayeslin

Focuses on Eddie’s experiences during the earlier seasons and how he meets and falls in love with Steve pre-S4 through S4. Additional little “what-if’s” and deleted scenes as well. wc: 176,288

Look For the Boy With the Broken Smile, Ask Him if He Wants to Stay Awhile by Eenselwig_98

Omegaverse with o!Steve and a!Eddie where Steve feels like he’s only good enough to fuck and Eddie is absolutely in love with him. Heartbreaking and sweet. One chapter left to go. wc (so far): 42,992

The Sound of Our Shadows by @intermittentmania

College AU with the mean dom Eddie that made me fall in love with mean dom Eddies. Definitely heavier stuff but oh so beautifully done. Read tags. Ongoing. wc (so far): 46,289

The freak in the penthouse by @katyawriteswhump (katya1828)

Steve whump. sw!Steve and millionaire!Eddie get up to shenanigans in the penthouse suite. As someone whose favorite movie was Pretty Woman growing up, I was immediately sold on this fic. A few chapters left to go. wc (so far): 30,189

The King & the Prince by @apomaro-mellow

Fantasy/monster!Eddie AU. Eddie is the immortal king of a land ruled by beasts, Steve is the disappointing prince of a land at war with them that Eddie has kidnapped. Shenanigans ensue. As they wont to do. Ongoing. wc (so far): 50,454

Golden by @sageclipse (spacewise)

Streamer AU. Absolutely adorable. It’s a shorter fic, only one chapter left to go, but it is definitely a comfort read. Eddie streams playing games and falls for cooking streamer Steve. wc (so far): 6,898

Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I’m Yours) by @steddieasitgoes

mailman!Steve AU. Steve is a mailman who gets into a small rivalry with a new resident on his route, Eddie. Super cute with some angst. Comfort read that is a love letter to the types of careers so many people take for granted. wc: 61,091

Bitten by @ebnealwrites (emmy_award)

A secret situationship gets derailed because of the events of S4 which leads to Steve leaving Hawkins behind and Eddie going through some changes from, shall we say, bat bite complications. Ongoing. wc (so far): 38,697

Oh No, Not Me, I’d Never Lose Control by @blushweddinggowns (purpleweekend)

gay!Steve, bisexual!Eddie, he just doesn’t realize it yet. Steve talks in his sleep, and then starts having sex dreams about Eddie while sleeping in Eddie’s bed, causing Eddie’s internalized homophobia to start to implode. Angsty and delicious. A few chapters left to go. wc (so far): 33,908

Camp Folktale, Summer of ‘86 by cairparavels

Summer camp AU. Steve and Eddie are summer camp counselors who start off as enemies to friends to lovers. There’s angst and fluff and lots of side ships. Original cryptid lore. wc: 113,859

Upside Diner series by @just-my-latest-hyperfixation

waiter!Steve and record-label-owner!Eddie AU. Eddie stops by a diner late at night and sees Steve waiting tables. Flirting ensues, Steve makes Eddie work for it. Very cute but also angsty. Actually the first work/series I subscribed to again after quitting subscribing to things for years. Comfort read and ongoing series. Total wc (so far): 5,439

i know what you want from me by @gideoncharov (hyxzw)

Fake dating & modern AU. Steve has decided if he’s going to be a disappointment to his parents then he’s going to pretend to date Eddie. VERY angsty. I’m gonna be real honest, this one was hard for me to read at times because it hit on trauma I personally have as Steve deals with accepting his family is toxic and abusive and the way he reacted to things hit way too close to home. I also happened to read it during the anniversary of going NC with my family which made it hit harder. But by god was it good. Kind of therapeutic actually. Anyways. Worth the read. wc: 86,788

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Aaaaaaand yeah. I would link to some of @stervrucht’s fics but obviously that’s unnecessary with her already tagged 😂 (love you Ster)

tbh I almost linked one of your fics before realizing wait you wrote that one 🤣

I've had a tough week and an even tougher weekend ahead. No pressure tags but please drop your favorite distraction fics.

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