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quentinkum · 2 years ago

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F*ck the Police (Ep. # 2023-02) My version of comics by War and Peas #gay #gaymemes #gaymeme #gaycomics #gaycomics #gaywebtoons #gaypolice #gaypoliceman #gaypoliceman #gaypoliceofficer

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introspectivememories · 3 months ago

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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

#and on and on and on #like it never fucking stops #jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos #'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me #'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying #like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps #look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard #they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about #her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf #spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear #meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys #and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his #head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy #who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove #so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #timber

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cybertied · 4 months ago

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variation on a theme #3. 1 scene, 7 ways. different guys, gags, and cops. got a favorite? too much of the same?

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towards-toramunda · 4 months ago

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Oh god not the “orym can’t be attracted to Ashton bc Orym is gay and Ashton isn’t a man” bullshit again… I use she/they pronouns but I implore lesbians to be into me! I beg it of them actually!

#saying someone who uses he/they pronouns cannot be attractive to a gay man like… literally shut up #critical role #orym of the air ashari #ashton greymoore #ashrym #stop policing people’s gender and sexuality! pls stop! you sound insane!#like… thats not how the real world works baby!#granted I’ve only seen this on twitter but every time I see it I feel fire in my veins

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lederfrank66 · 9 months ago

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Frank K.

Leder66

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numnum-num · 1 year ago

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#gay literature #lgbtq literature #pride #gay pride #gay #gay men #gay books #integrity #police #man in uniform #uniform #police uniform #cop #literature #book cover

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oversizedsunhats · 11 months ago

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They’re the only thing I can draw rn🙁💖💖

#fanart #artists on tumblr #my art #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #gay art #ship art #artwork #old man yaoi #I’m kinda obsessed with them #being shot back to the beginning of 2022

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smokinggiant · 3 months ago

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Cops having a smoke with their perps.

[Finalist series: the pics that didn't make the first cut.]

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roman-roy-apologist · 10 months ago

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yeah ok i get it you don’t think transandrophobia exists but you do realize that it’s still bad to be shitty to transmascs right? you get that right?

#like you don’t get to be transphobic just bc you say ‘well they’re men so men can’t be oppressed’#as if if there is never any intersection of identities that includes being a man #like first think of gay/bi men they experience a different kind of oppression than queer women do and it would be idiotic to argue that #them being men has NOTHING to do with the oppression they face #and then there’s black and brown men who are constantly painted as scary and violent in news and media and are disproportionately killed #by police officers #and you’re telling me that has NOTHING to do with how their identities intersect between being a POC and a man. ok #it makes no sense to me because look #obviously we live under the patriarchy which systematically oppressed women as well as anyone who deviates from #the cisheteronormative white masculine ideals and i’m by no means trying to say that ‘men have it harder’#it just seems a bit ingenuine to argue that UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN A MAN FACE OPPRESSION DUE TO THE INTERSECTION OF ANOTHER #MARGINALIZED IDENTITY #transandrophobia #transgender #transmasc #trans masc #trans man #transphobia

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ozzythecutecat · 10 months ago

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Hot fuzz fan art because it’s my favorite movie of all time and I love it sm 😎

Like I’m serious this movie is THE movie of all time. Literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Hilarious and awesome what else can I say!! 🤷‍♀️

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sexyukpolicemen · 8 months ago

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#uk police #uniform #men hot #gay stud #hot stud #submission #real men #tall dark and handsome #white shirt #uk cops #good looking cop #gay cop #hot cops #cops #man cops #police #police uniform #police shirts

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cybertied · 4 months ago

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variation on a theme #5. 1 scene, 7 ways. different guys, gags, and cops. i don’t think this one’s a real cop though. got a favorite?

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marzipanandminutiae · 10 months ago

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I wake up

I see a Hot Take in the tag for my main fandom that a male character is gay because "he's so soft and sweet and submissive! that makes him effeminate and GNC! which in turn makes him gay!"

I fight the urge to leave society and take to the Woods

#fandom #shitty hot takes #that. that does not make a man gay #being attracted. to other men. makes a man gay #(which this character does not canonically seem to be HOWEVER I'm not the headcanon police. follow your bliss)#(just please. not the weird stereotype-based justifications for said bliss which leave out any evidence of THE ACTUAL DEFINITION OF GAY)

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lederfrank66 · 3 months ago

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Frank K.

Leder66

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baggidude · 2 months ago

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Honestly kinda despise those times I'm searching something venom related and come across straight people talking about how anyone who ships these 2 are delusional or fanfic. Like you can have your own interpretation without being annoying about other people's interpretation. Specially when talking about venom of all things (film and comics).

#veddie #symbrock #Venom should maul some of these people #Fun police hate old man alien yaoi #Maybe they dont like thinking about how gay people exist so even the thought of it in the alien power manga is disturbing #Its Venom so they should prob read something else if they dont want that #Maybe the reason they do think that is that they havent read it

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oversizedsunhats · 11 months ago

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Sam and Max doodle dump🗣🗣🔥🔥

#fanart #artists on tumblr #my art #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #gay art #old man yaoi #sam x max #Sam #max

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