#gay minions

[i-love-dean]

My magnum opus

[xeniawarriorprincesa]

Happy Pride! I drew some decorations for my work desk to celebrate!

[niccoguedes]

[awkward silence]

[haflacky]

Armand’s the only child

Prints here

[lousolversons]

Interview With The Vampire AMC Episode 11 - "I Want You More Than Anything In The World"

[petrowriting]

everybody moved on i’m still here

[slimeouppy]

singular oracle

[pinimi]

Apparently some people are afraid that was all the devils minion we’re gonna get? To me this definitely feels like the perfect setup to them THINKING they figured it all out, but there’s actually more to the story. Remember the clip of Raglan James saying that it’s not Armand but Louis that Daniel should be afraid of? That means we still do not have the whole story. Remember in the book the reason that Armand starts chasing Daniel for years is because he found out that Louis let Daniel live after interviewing him, so he wants to figure out what makes Daniel so fascinating, and will only kill him if he starts to find Daniel boring. It is essentially the same premise we have just been presented to: Louis convinces Armand to let Daniel live, now Armand needs to figure out why Daniel is interesting (after being told that he himself is boring by Louis). I can only imagine that the next time we revisit the 1970s it will be the beginning of the chase.

[horrorhick]

"An easeful death. Rest. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It'll feel like a bath. Rest. Like honey on your tongue. It is the comfort we all long for; The end."

DANIEL MOLLOY & THE VAMPIRE ARMAND iwtv: season two episode five

[brian-kinney-apologist]

I'm sorry but I have to make it clear again: armand literally wore his slutty v neck shirt and snatched his waist, all while louis was having his beauty rest in the next room mind you, came to daniel all shy and coy and traumadumped on him about his ex situationship (his husband's ex husband) in great detail mentioning every place, time and pose they hade sex in???

I'm sorry again but I only have two (2) words atp: SLUTACIOUS WHORE

[cruelyyours]

daniel, who gets chills down his spine walking into a club even years after san francisco,

daniel, who steers away from fake vampires during halloween when taking his daughters trick or treating when theyre young,

daniel who cant help but become more alert and panicked when alice mutters the words "rest" when hes sick,

daniel, who sobers up after September 8th 1973 not out of self preservation and health, but out of fear of something like that ever happening again,

daniel, who pauses for a moment when his pencil falls onto the floor and keeps rolling towards the north, years settled into his small apartment,

daniel, who sees terrifying orange owl like eyes glaring into his soul even in his sleep,

daniel, who swears to never even think of a boy in the way he thought of that slender framed, terrifyingly fascinating boy ever again.

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

[niccoguedes]

O Favorito do Demônio (00/20)

[strategicjazzhands]

[theresa-thegalwhocriedrizz]

new byler gate alert!!!!!

(miniongate master post)

tw: i’ve got super bad grammar pls ignore it

may i introduce to u..! MINIONGATE!!!!!! the theory that ive just invented that mike wheeler and will byers are actually the henchmen of the so loved gru from the despicable me franchise!!! why do i think this? well, well, well, let me tell u!

first of all, their colors.

wowza!!! blue and yellow!!!! also for the fake minions fans, in minions the rise of gru our beloved kevin, bob and stuart fly to california (the west). blue and yellow meted in the west! whoopie!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok sooo second, minions r actually supa gay🤓gear me out!!!! there’s actually so many scenes where there are minions kissing or showing affection to each other (it’s very heart warming tbh) ei:

awwww🥺

anywho. third! so there’s this:

the minions r only stupid boys!!! mike and will believe it or not r boys also they’re stupid. visual aide⬇️⬇️⬇️

so, we’ve gone over why i think mike and will are minions. ‘now how does this relate to them smooching in the next season???’ u might be asking. well, i’m glad u asked!

alright, picture this. it’s the finale, right? everyone’s fighting whatever big bad there is, and will is being vecnaed (vecnaned? vecnaeded? vecneed???) or something. mike is by his side trying to break him out of the trance yk. vecna’s giving will all them horrible sad memories and wills like, “wa wah😭😭ily mike😭waaa i’m gay😢”. but then!!!! vecna shows will a memory that he doesn’t memeber, and will’s all confused. the memory is a minion with a bowlcut looking at a cute minion, and vecna does his scary voice over and he’s like, “mwaha😈😈😈hey bowlcut, do u ember this? heh”. and will’s like “who the flip re these minions???” vecna countinues his spooky voiceover “hah lmao stupid gay boy can’t even rember anything🤣ugh dumbo, this is when u lived with gru and michealminion😈” and then will stared remebeiing EVERYTHING!!! he membered when he was a minion and he kissed mikeminion🫢and when he helped steal the moon and doctor nefario died💔and all his other minion memories. AND THEN HE STARTED SHIMMERING😯😯😯and mike was like “erm what the sigma” so will did one of those magical girl transformations

this except it’s will byers turning into a minion. so now will is a minion, and mike is like “will why ru a minion🧐” and will catches him up on all the minion lore! and mike transforms into a minion as well. and theyre like woohoo we’re minions now, then they rember that vecans still being spooky. so they go in upside down using their minion powers. so they show up and r like “haha vecna henry 1 ur sooo ugly and stinky we dont like u😡” then mike and will use their epic gay minion powers and vecna dies🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🤩yippee! and now vecna is dead for ever! so u know what that means😏then byler gyat freaky🙁but not supa freaky they just kissed bcuz theyre 14-15 and some ppl needa get a grip🤗🤗also chappell roan started playing🫢and everything thing was right in the world cuz byler is canon!!!!!

anyways!!! thanks for reading!!!!!! let me know any of ur thoughts, theories, opinions on miniongate!!!! peace out

(⬆️art by @cmnzoq )

[high-in-the-tower]

The Devil's Minion chapter of QOTD needs to be scientifically studied by professionals because every person who reads it becomes a whole different person completely, absolutely consumed by the content of that chapter, unable to move on and be normal about it, even has Assad Zaman talking in interviews like THAT........She put something in there......