#gay is in. gay is hot. i want some gay. gay it's gonna be.

[lexithwrites]

some headcanons for the ladies of the fandom, and no this isn't gonna follow canon, they're all a little gay at the least, so cry about it x

dorlene,,my loves, i feel like they met at a gig honestly, marlene is very tomboy/grunge and loves going by herself to bars and pubs where some local band is playing and she's a bit awkward on her own but once she has a drink and sees a pretty girl she's a lot more chill and confident

then she meets dorcas and she's fucked, so so fucked

dorcas is my goth queen, long black dress, buckled harness across her chest, sharp black nails, dark makeup and so much jewellery and marlene cant stop staring at her

she didnt think she liked goth chicks that much but FUCK this woman is a goddess, and shes tall,,,marlene is a sucker for taller women

shes so nervous trying to chat her up because dorcas' voice is like velvet, its so soothing and melodic and marlene thinks she might orgasm just from talking to her, and dorcas TOUCHES when she talks to you she's touching her arm and running a hand down her back and telling marlene she looks hot and marlene is so red

but they do exchange numbers and talk for days before marlene finally has the guts to ask her out and dorcas takes her to this restaurant and honestly they spend the entire night together walking around and talking and they go to marlene's and do makeout but nothing further, dorcas is also my demi queen and marlene is probably shaking with nerves lmao

also i feel like when marlene introduces her to the group they're all starstruck by dorcas too, dorcas is like the hottest woman they've all seen and dont know how marlene's nerdy ass pulled her but are so proud and happy

plus dorcas is the sweetest most gentle woman, she's so caring and attentive and pays so much attention to what someones saying to her, she remembers everything

also her and lily? besties, they're both into the same shows and they're both book lovers and talk for ages about fanfiction hehe

speaking of, my girl lily, she's basically walked out of the 70's and i love her for it

all flares and tie dye shirts, long, bright red hair and crazy bright makeup, her favourite colour is yellow and she loves flowers and summer and UGH okay

she loves 70's rock too, i feel like she kinda hides it a little but her and sirius bond over it very quickly

her entire apartment is very boho and there's lots of incense and candles and yes, shes a stoner, shes cool

very bisexual but basically only wants to date women as her experience with men (past a fling with james when they were teenagers) has been bad so she goes on a lot of dates with women to try something new and they didnt really work out past a few dates but she's hopeful

then one night she's getting drunk and a lil high with mary and she realises how pretty mary is, how soft her skin is, how fluffy her hair looks and suddenly they're really close and woah her lips are so plump and taste like strawberry wtf

i feel like her and mary hooked up once and got so nervous that they ruined their friendship that they didnt talk for a week until remus begged them too because he hates his two closest friends not speaking

when they do talk mary tells lily that she's had the biggest crush on her for so long but she didnt know how to say anything because lily had dated other people in that time and lily just feels her heart sore because oh,,,oh

mary is the sweetest girl, okay, she's precious and honestly its because of trauma and just her resilience to it thats kept her so loving and sweet, she deserves a fiery girlfriend like lily

mary has a big family and i'll stand by that, she has like four brothers and three sisters and she's the third eldest so she's taken care of them a lot too

she loves taking lily to her families home and introducing them to her girlfriend and honestly? they adore lily

she's cool and feisty and funny and she clearly makes mary very happy, but her older sisters do have a protective talk with her but they love her, they know she wouldn't hurt her

i feel like mary is a theatre girl too, she loves acting and directing and learning about sound and costume design, she's defo in the universty theatre department and lily is always coming in with a coffee and some lunch incase she forgets to eat, plus it makes mary blush when lily comes in because everyone stares at her

also in the theatre department is none other than xenophilius, a shy, whimsy guy who is dating probably the scariest yet coolest woman ever, miss pandora rosier

her and her brother were always into acting growing up and loved being in plays together, so they're defo in the department too

i feel like pandora loves making costumes and does the makeup for shows she isn't in and evan is a big sound design guy, so they're always backstage together as well as onstage

pandora is whismy goth, her and dorcas bonded over that when they first met in freshers, and she always smells of flowers and cigarettes from her brother

she also wears the TALLEST shoes ever because she's short, i love short panda

and xeno is the tallest lankiest mother fucker okay he's like barty height and so skinny, and he has a shock of white hair and heterochromia eyes and fiddles with his fingers a lot and pandora thinks he's adorable

they talk about true crime together and she reads his palm a lot and he does her tarot reading and its a beautiful, soft, loving relationship

but i feel like they're also a lil freaky,,,maybe some knife play here and there who knows, pandora is a wild card

her and dorcas became friends with the other girls through marlene and after that they're all insperable

they go shopping, smoke weed, hang out in the rosier's pool during the summer, its great

and marlene is the only driver so she takes them to the beach and down to brighton for the weekend so they can go to the gay bars together, its just great

i love my ladies, i hope this meal was filling

[gizzberg]

When your bat-sh1t crazy German doctor wouldn't rest so you gotta find a way to grab his gay ass attention.

[mortshe]

@singofus asked: 81 (for Spotify wrapped with Ares)

it is rare that thanatos finds herself having to embrace , experience , and exploit any aspect of current night life these days . she rarely goes out for her own personal enjoyment – if she is out , it's because she's catering to hermes' demands ( and her own insistence that someone accompany him on his benders ) . hermes is not to blame for this one , though .

( and she's very certain he's pissed he wasn't able to come on this little venture . )

through a confluence of enforced agreements , underhanded sabotage , and back-alley torture , they've found where some of their missing product may have gone . the person to confirm this is currently living it up on mykonos in the bar crawl to end all bar crawls .

which is how thanatos finds herself on the second floor of this nightclub , surveying the crowd below . it's not exactly a honeypot mission , but if that gets this woman off the dance floor and into their custody , it will be considered a viable tactic . she sees ares by the bar on the first floor and she knows meg is on the third floor , making her way through the game rooms in case someone up there has any information , or uses their shipment as collateral .

the song changes over from one to another , courtesy of the change of dj's , and she takes advantage of the shift change of partygoers on the dance floor to descend . her black dress glitters under the club lights much like her eyeshadow , black painted lips held in a purposeful neutral position rather than her go-to rbf .

it's not until she reaches the bottom of the stairs that she realizes they're playing a late aughts pop song – one that she and ares ( and no small number of night clubs in athens ) have their own relationship with . it's not her fault cascada writes absolute bangers , nor is it her fault that this song came out at an interesting time in her relationship with quite possibly the queerest of drugs and her general recklessness with regards to public intimacy for a good few years there .

hypnos calls it her hoe phase . whatever .

she feels eyes on her and she glances over towards the bar ; blood red eyes and black tattoos draw her in , the cocksure smirk hidden behind an impassive mask of a working man .

he can't hide his eyes , though .

she smirks , just a little bit , and steps into the crowd of people , not minding being touched by strangers for once .

she dances with someone who had come up a few times in their mark's history ; they seem receptive to her , and she lets them touch as she waits for meg to finish upstairs . in the last bit of the song , meg says she's got her and is bringing her to the rendezvous point , where than and ares can meet her when ready .

than's taken less than a step away from her previous dance partner before she's pulled against a familiar chest . she looks back at ares with a smirk , knowing they can't do anything while comms are still on , but that doesn't stop her from rolling her hips against him ( at a proper height now , given her heels ) , her fingers teasingly tugging the hem of her already incredibly tight and short dress up , just a bit .

❛ meet you in ten , ❜ she murmurs over the comms , just as strong hands teasingly brush over her body – chest , throat , ass , thighs – before grabbing her hand and spinning her out away from his body , then dragging her out of the club into the fresh air to finish the job — and hopefully give them time together before their return to athens .

than doesn't need poppers for the heat thrumming through her body , but for what it's worth , she could get some . for old time's sakes .

still the night, kill the lights / feel it under your skin / time is right, keep it tight / 'cause it's pulling you in / wrap it up, you can't stop / 'cause it feels like an overdose — evacuate the dancefloor, cascada

[willgraham-manwhore]

Moment of appreciation that this was the fucking picture they used for the hannibal panel livestream:

[serpentarius]

HAPPY M*THERF*CKIN' IWTV DAY EVERYOOOONE we really made it 😭

[kuzunoha-xiv]

i like TFP wheeljack but i cant deny i did laugh a little at the decision of making him specifically a cool edgy lone wolf samurai, at first i wasnt super familiar with g1 wheeljack so technically TFP was my first full impression and i thought he was interesting (i had only seen very little of g1 and finished TFA and bayverse at that point) but then i got more familiarized with the original version and i was like ?????

like. who saw this guy and thought "fuck it. lets give him two katanas"

[theskymahtin]

yo WHY did I never notice that hennessy HAS A FISH SCALE TATTOO ? aka a tattoo probably very similar to the one she later gives ronan.......... i need a moment

[Image ID: photograph of a paragraph from pg 70 of Call Down the Hawk.

Transcript: She had changed since she'd left in the car. Her kinky hair was now pulled up in a ragged black topknot. She wore tinted glasses, a rabbit fur coat, a lace bralette white against her dark skin, and leather leggings that exposed a fish-scale tattoo on her lower calf. More pastel tattoos covered her knuckles, which were also smeared with paint. He still couldn't tell how old she was. She could be twenty-five. She could be seventeen.]

[stressedjester]

I'm largely into men to the point where I tend to just gravitate towards identifying as gay despite technically being mspec since my attraction to women is kinda so minimal I don't even notice 9/10 times

But seeing Penguin in the new Caped Crusader series?? I NEED HER HOT FUCKING DAMN!!!!!!!

[mass-convergence]

That fucking video game has me writing some goddamn shit.

Probably to be posted on AO3 … eventually

[acrowleyinanaziraphalebody]

These immortal beings walked...they fucking averted the end of the world with their unconventional love affair, mama...

...so that these messy immortal bitches could FUCK!!!!

[atopvisenyashill]

that post about asoiaf artwork and dark skin makes me think about those ar/ya stans on here that threw a bitch fit in the last few days over some artists drawing her with 'darker' skin while drawing Sansa with lighter skin. so they accused the artists of racism while simultaneously implying that ar/ya looks worse in the artwork as opposed to Sansa because the artist gave her darker skin......which is literally racist and colorist as shit? honestly can't imagine stanning a 10 year and being this weird and bitter on tumblr dot com but anyway

that is INSANE OMG i’m glad i missed that completely

It’s like yeah sure, i think when george was coming up with the “northern look” that northern “coloring” he was thinking of was more similar to the way that like, a lot of welsh people have dark hair and a sort of, olive-tan coloring to their skin (think catherine zeta jones or ioan gruffudd) that makes them look darker than your average brit but usually in a “maybe they’re spanish?” kind of way rather than a “that’s a person of color” kind of way.

but death of the author, first of all, and second of all, depending on what your baseline is, “darker” coloring can look way darker in my imagination than in yours! and that “northern” coloring is vague enough that like, there’s a lot of poc who see parts of themselves in northern culture and explore that, and the Joy Of Reading is that we all see these characters differently!! me going “the starks are indigenous it’s the law” has no actual consequences for the series, someone else’s reading experience, or the fandom at large!! you can literally just block and move on if you’re that dedicated to being a loser weirdo?!?

also it’s funny that her fandom, specifically, is a breeding ground for the worst, most blatantly bigoted takes in the fandom aksjd like people will be like “oh arya is better than the other girls” arya actually loves and supports other women in canon “arya is the prettiest actually” arya herself doesn’t care about being pretty in canon “arya is gonna be a princess in a pretty castle and marry a lord” arya in canon explicitly says she doesn’t want to do that tho “arya is my lily white fave” one of arya’s besties is dornish icon edric dayne be SILENT ON WHAT ARYA IS BC U JUST WANT HER TO BE EXACTLY WHAT SHE HATES.

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

Okay someone is going to be offended but whatever like fine if you find yourself as a lesbian thinking someone is hot and find out later they're a man and not a butch but like the way y'all are openly just pushing the idea that lesbians like men sometimes as if that's totally fine and that the man you thought was a butch is still okay to fuck knowing they're a man.

[snfbabydrop]

spent all of today adulting 👍 time to write gay sex

[wretchedlittlecreacher]

the porn blogs have descended upon me like locusts. girlies ily but u are barking up the wrong tree

[snowshinobi]

enough of the goatee hatred and memeing on folks with patchy beards and calling ppl "scruffy" like who the fuck asked you?? dude's just existing. maybe they're making an active choice w their facial hair maybe they're just vibing. if you hate it so much then hate it quietly. but tell ppl when you do like their facial hair. be specific: you look sharp/mysterious/cuddly/etc. and for the love of god ask whiskered partners if you can pet their whiskers. spiky texture good.

[fvckw4d]

Not to dunk on queer joy or whatever but there's definitely this kind of artist or blogger or creative or whatever who comes out and then makes being queer their new brand and they just stop doing anything but talking about being queer. That just becomes their selling point, being queer, not whatever they do. Like hey you used to make stuff. Remember that. The reason people followed your blog or YouTube or whatever.