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*villager noises* (< world famous athlete who drives 200mph for a living has just discovered minecraft)

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*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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secret life brainrot

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Story time! a few years ago my grandma found out that my sibling is nonbinary. Sibling was nervous at first bc it was an accident, and even tho our grandma fully accepted me as a trans guy, she presumably had no idea what being nb or genderfluid meant. and to an extent the sib was right—she was totally unaware that those concepts existed when we agreed to meet for lunch that day

but. but. she brought a full on PACKET of printed research and a pen. and asked questions. she took honest to god notes.

so anyway. thank you Grammy for loving your grandkids unconditionally. the feeling is mutual 💕

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Joel this episode omgggg.

This man is SO head empty, not one thought but absolute love for his wife and the need to flirt relentlessly with his boytoys.

And they BAITED him. Two separate groups.

They baited him with his wife after they taunted him about having her and not letting him see her and they used her to lure him to his death and he walked in there with all his attention on her and died because he thought of not one thing around him but his wife.

And then they baited him with Etho, had him come over playing protector and tried to blow him up, and it would have worked if they hadn't missed the shot.

He spent the whole episode looking for Lizzie just cause he wanted to do a romcom slow-motion run to her and when he saw her he gave her diamond after diamond for no reason other than that she was his wife even as Gem kept telling him to stop because SHE IS HIS WIFE but they are not teamed and he cannot seem to care because he simply loves her.

Not one thought. Only love wife and flirt.

This man.

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oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

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List

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Can't believe Grian made snailsonas for all of his friends

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The divine right of kings but it's a curse

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The fact that most of the F1 drivers basically live next door to each other sounds like it's from a fanfic but no they really are all united by a shared love of tax evasion.

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i'm noticing some themes this season

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You know that underrated movie trope where a person/family/group does things for the community around them out of the goodness of their heart and doesn’t expect anything in return then when all hope seems lost said community finds out and bands together to help the person/family/group in their time of trouble because of how good they been to the community? Yeah, it makes me go feral every time.

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my blog is for sluts, autistic people, boykissers, and ppl who r silly

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a co máte v plánu vy?

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“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child

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being a writer leads to a genuinely helpful but also very stupid kind of mindfulness where you'll be having a sobbing breakdown or the worst anxiety attack of your life and think "okay, I really need to pay attention to how this feels. so I can incorporate it into my fanfiction."