#gay chaos

[luna-kipp-themothauthor]

When you think you're reading another standard M/M fantasy romance, but then things suddenly start getting freaky with a plant monster.

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

The novel is coming soon my lovelies 💖

[eomcheong-keun-megi]

WHAT DID U THINK WOULD HAPPEN

WHEN SKZ THEMSELVES

PITCH A GAY DATING SHOW

[turtlereefsoul13]

ok so. marching band

i didn't join it just because i wanted to play music with people

i joined it because of the experiences

in the last week i've:

played down by the banks with literally 40 people

stayed up til 12pm at a football game

played truth or dare with some color guard members

gay panicked because girls are hot

danced outside with my best friend @friendlyneihborhoodpercussionist

watched a whole lot of gay chaos

one of the flutes yelled at a guy for being homophobic !!

yelled at a guy for being an idiot

melted because it's 90 degrees and i'm wearing pants and a TRENCH COAT

band <333

[biz-myth]

The Two Princes podcast BUT it’s a wesper AU with Jesper as Amir and Wylan as Rupert. Wylan: in fact, between my brains and your brawn, I’d say we make a pretty good team

Jesper: We do. Although technically I have both brains and brawn

Wylan: True, BUT I have the personality AND the winning smile so-

Jesper: *laughs* Wylan: Was that a laugh? Did I make you laugh gunslinger?!

ITS LITERALLY THEM.

[faithinmovies]

eddie cheating on his gf with his dead wife? thats not straight behavior. its pure queer chaos. he is so gay the one relationship he was comfortable in was his late wife a decade ago who asked him for a divorce bc he couldnt love her. and he actively chose to go after her doppelganger to sabotage his new straight relationship. absolute unhinged queer chaos

[noahhawthorneauthor]

The Voice of Wild Places

Cornelius Sawyer is a man of many talents, but forgiveness is not one of them.

Watt Johnson is a man of his word, but not once in his life has he spoken up for himself.

Once connected by the bonds of childhood, threads now severed by the demands of life, the pair are brought together for a once in a lifetime opportunity: an all expenses paid expedition to Brazil, searching for a man the world believes to be long dead, Percy Fawcett. And perhaps, even the Lost City that he was looking for.

Under the guise of doing research work for their respective universities, a reluctant Cornelius and an exhilarated Watt accept the offer and delve into the unknown, trusting no one but themselves. Looking at a map, the route and its dangers seem to be known obstacles which can be easily conquered, a fact that Watt leans on heavily.

But Cornelius is intimately aware that the river has teeth, that the land renders a siren song to those who are desperate to become lost in its mountains and basins. To survive the journey they’ll have to face the enemies within, and trust the other to have their best interests in mind. After all, the Voice of Wild Places is calling, beckoning the adrift homeward.

--

Presenting the next Noah Hawthorne book, The Voice of Wild Places. I've commissioned a fantastic cover artist already, Jan Falk of Thistle Arts. Jan has done covers for authors like Sebastian Nothwell and Rita Rubin, along with art for Sarah Wallace's Dear Bartleby. Based on the cover schedule, release will be in late August or early September.

I am a sucker for historical fiction, especially ones that are queer and with a touch of magic. Taking place in 1930, Watt and Cornelius will be searching for historical figure Percy Fawcett, who disappeared in 1925 while searching for the Lost City of Z with his son Jack Fawcett and Jack's best friend, Raleigh Rimmel. There are several theories regarding their disappearance, and this will be my take on it.

Are you ready for adventure?

[leftiswhatgodmademe]

Dear God, in all of her glory

Send me a cute boy(ish) girl

Or a cute girl+ish boy

With a bad haircut

A strong will

And pure spirit

I never ask for anything, so can I get this one thing for Christmas?

(Happy Holidays)

[peter-pan-demonium]

Stuck in Agathario brainrot. And then I wrote this: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60637741

Agatha All Along + text posts pt 7/?

[whimsysworld]

More like the theme of my last 6 months…

[monkcore-2001]

The coven of chaos is literally a pride flag

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

OOO I just read the longer ask about the Jack and Ross situation and I’ve got a theory as well 😂

Ross messes about with John, jack finds out and gets mad/hurt -> tells Matty about him and Ross to get back at Ross, things spiral from there aka George to the rescue to pick up the pieces and they live happily ever after 💕💫🌚

gasp 👀 I kinda love this tbh, but I wonder if I'm this scenario Jack wouldn't prefer to keep his trap shut and keep pretending that everything is fine for the sake of staying close to Ross? 🤔

that's a neat Gatty happily ever after you've got there though, I must say 🌚

[daxwritesstories]

College AU part 25: Party Poison

Content warning: transphobic language

Scene 1: the actor

(Scene title by dynastic)

INT. Celia & Cyra's dorm - Morning

Celia is sleeping peacefully in her bed, on her side, until Cyra jumps on top of her.

CYRA: Wake up, Celia!

Celia groans and rolls onto her back. Cyra stares down at her excitedly, all four limbs pinning her to the bed.

CELIA: What is it?

CYRA: It's cast announcement day!

Celia groans again.

CYRA: We have to go make sure we got the right parts.

CELIA: We don't even know if we were cast.

CYRA: Yes we do! I made sure that we did.

CELIA: Huh?

CYRA: I worked my magic. As usual, I can make anything happen.

CELIA: Who did you sleep with this time?

CYRA: No one! I've never had sex ever.

Cyra giggles and climbs off of the bed. Celia sits up and rubs her eyes.

CELIA: We literally had sex last week.

CYRA: Nuh-uh! Let's go, let's go!

CELIA: Hold on, I have to get dressed.

INT. Hallway - Morning

Celia and Cyra are standing in front of a bulletin board. Cyra points at a sheet on the board.

CYRA: See? I'm Columbia and you're Magenta.

Celia looks at the sheet in slight disbelief.

CELIA: Wow, you were right.

Cyra takes a step closer to the board.

CYRA: I need to make sure the rest of the casting is right too. So far it looks like it...

ERIK: There you are!

Cyra and Celia look over to see Erik and Rhett walking up to them. Erik is walking fast and Rhett is trailing behind him a bit.

ERIK: What the fuck did you do?

CYRA: What?

ERIK: This cast list has your grubby fingerprints all over it.

CYRA: So what? I'm a very influential person. And I know who would be best for each role.

Erik leans in closer to Cyra and lowers his voice.

ERIK: You're fucking Roman, aren't you?

Cyra reacts with played-up disbelief.

CYRA: Whoa! Where is this coming from?

ERIK: How else did you manage to get all your friends cast? Seems like a pretty big coincidence.

CYRA: You really think that little of me? I happen to be very persuasive. Roman's my friend so I just gave him some suggestions.

ERIK: Oh, like how you "persuaded" me to audition? And Rhett? I'm sure you did the same to Celia and Prince and Jayce and Connor.

CELIA: Chill.

Rhett puts a hand in front of Erik.

RHETT: Erik...

CYRA: Hey, I've never slept with Connor.

ERIK: Wow!

CYRA: Why are you so mad?

ERIK: I don't wanna be in this play, Cyra! I can't believe you convinced me to audition for this stupid thing!

CYRA: Then fuckin' quit! See if I care!

CELIA: Guys, people are looking.

CYRA: Erik started it!

Embarrassed by people looking, Erik lowers his voice again.

ERIK: I heard what Roman said to you in the car when he drove us home.

Cyra lowers her voice too.

CYRA: He was joking.

Erik glares at Cyra before turning around and storming off. Cyra folds her arms. She looks upset.

CYRA: I didn't fuck Roman.

RHETT: I know. He's just pissy.

CYRA: If he really didn't want to do the play then why did he audition? I wasn't trying to make him mad.

RHETT: Yeah, for once.

Cyra shoots a glare at Rhett.

RHETT: He'll get over it, just give him a day. On the bright side, I'm playing Eddie.

CELIA: And I'm gonna be Magenta!

Cyra gasps and her face lights up.

CYRA: I get to make out with both of you!

Celia smiles at Rhett, but Rhett looks away shyly and lets out a nervous laugh.

RHETT: Yeah... Let's just hope no one else is mad about their roles.

Cyra makes a face like she just remembered something and then looks at the bulletin board again.

CYRA: Wait, who's playing Rocky?

Celia looks at the board too and laughs. Rhett snickers too.

CELIA: Devin?

Cyra turns around to face Celia and grimaces.

CYRA: He's gonna kill me.

Scene 2: Sweet Transvestite

INT. Connor & Devin's dorm - Late afternoon

Connor is sitting at his desk, putting makeup on in front of a mirror on the table. Devin is pacing.

DEVIN: I'm gonna kill Cyra.

CONNOR: Well, she'll be here in a few minutes, so go nuts.

DEVIN: First that stupid thing and now this. Why do I keep doing favors for her?

CONNOR: What stupid thing?

Devin stops, realizing what he just said.

DEVIN: Uh... don't worry about it.

Connor laughs.

CONNOR: Okay.

Connor puts his makeup brush down and stands up, revealing that he's wearing a leather jacket, a skirt, and stockings with garters. He also has black heels on.

CONNOR: How do I look?

Devin looks Connor up and down. He doesn't say anything though.

CONNOR: Too much?

DEVIN: Um...

There is a knock at the door and Devin jumps at the opportunity to leave the conversation.

DEVIN: I'll get it.

Connor rolls his eyes as Devin hurries to the door.

CONNOR (sarcastically): Fine, don't answer me.

Devin opens the door and Cyra and Celia are standing there. Cyra immediately puts her hands up in defense.

DEVIN: You know I'm mad at you, huh?

CYRA: Look, I didn't think they would actually cast you.

DEVIN: Bullshit.

CYRA: Can we talk about this later? We have to g–

Cyra stops talking when she notices Connor standing behind Devin. She smiles in surprise.

CYRA: Whoa! Connor! What's with the get-up?

Cyra walks past Devin, completely brushing him off. Celia follows Cyra in, glancing at Devin on the way.

CONNOR: I'm method acting. I gotta get into the Frank-N-Furter mindset.

CYRA: Well damn, wanna go "method act" with me in the bathroom?

Connor poses, modeling the clothes.

CONNOR: Yeah? You like this?

CYRA: I have never been more attracted to you.

Celia laughs and smacks Cyra's arm.

CELIA: We gotta go. I'm the only thing keeping our "driver" from leaving without us.

DEVIN: Why is Ace even coming to this thing? He's not in the musical.

CYRA: What? Don't wanna see him after the other night?

Cyra smiles at Connor, hoping he'll get what she's saying. It only takes Connor a second before his jaw drops, which quickly turns into a smile.

CONNOR: Wait–

DEVIN: Oh, for fuck's sake! Let's just go!

Devin quickly leaves the room and Connor runs after him.

CONNOR: Devin, wait! Devin!

Cyra and Celia follow after them, giggling.

Scene 3: Party Poison

(Scene title by My Chemical Romance)

INT. Restaurant - Evening

The majority of the musical cast is already sitting around a long table (Bella, Jayce, Prince, Rhett, Erik, and Vir). Roman and Misty are there too.

Cyra, Ace, Connor, Celia, and Devin walk into the restaurant together and make their way to the table.

ROMAN: Took you long enough!

ACE: You can blame all of them for being slow.

Ace gestures to the group with him. Everyone fills the remaining seats. Devin sits next to Erik. Connor and Celia sit with Prince and Jayce. Cyra follows Ace to the far end of the table where Roman is sitting.

As Ace passes Devin, he subtly runs his finger across Devin's shoulders. Devin looks at him but Ace doesn't look back or give any acknowledgement.

ROMAN: Saved you a seat.

Ace and Roman hold fake gang signs up at each other before Ace sits down next to him. Cyra quickly takes the seat next to Ace, like she's afraid someone else is going to take it.

CONNOR: So? What did we miss?

PRINCE: No, no. Show us the outfit first.

Connor smiles and stands up. He strikes a few poses and spins around.

VIR: Ooh! Ahh!

CYRA: You look so fucking hot!

Ace looks at Cyra and then dramatically flips his hair over his shoulder.

ACE: Tranny chaser.

Cyra looks offended but Ace ignores her, pretending to check his nails.

Connor finishes showing off his outfit and then sits back down.

CONNOR: Okay, now tell me... What's the hot goss? What did we miss?

PRINCE: Not much. Mostly just Erik bitching about Cyra.

Devin looks at Erik.

DEVIN: You're mad too?

ERIK: Yeah. I didn't fuckin' wanna be in the play.

DEVIN: Me neither. And why do I have to play Rocky? I've seen the movie. I know that's the most humiliating character.

CONNOR: I think you should just embrace it. You're the only one here who has the body for it. Well, besides me.

DEVIN: It's not the costume that's the problem, it's the character. I don't even have any lines.

ERIK: I haven't even seen the movie and I already know I don't wanna do it.

ROMAN: Well, you all got what you got so just suck it up. If you didn't want to be in the play then you shouldn't have auditioned.

Erik glares at Roman and then looks around the table.

ERIK: Anyone else find it kind of convenient that this entire cast happens to be friends with Cyra?

Roman frowns but doesn't say anything. Cyra looks a little panicked, but she tries to hide it.

CYRA: Erik, why can't you just be happy that we all get to work together?

CELIA: Yeah! I think it'll be fun.

Erik sighs and folds his arms.

ERIK: You always have to have everything your way, don't you, Cyra?

Cyra frowns and slams her fists on the table.

CYRA: This is such a stupid thing to pick a fight with me over!

Ace places his hand on Cyra's wrist.

ACE: Relax.

Cyra immediately drops her feisty demeanor.

ERIK: I'm just tired of being dragged into your weird schemes.

Cyra looks upset but doesn't try to argue, afraid of Ace.

BELLA: Okay. Someone needs to change the subject.

Everyone is silent for a long moment, waiting for someone else to say something. Eventually, Vir speaks up.

VIR: So, Ace, tell us what's going on with you and Cyra.

Roman snickers and Ace smiles at Cyra.

ACE: Is there something going on with us?

Cyra just smiles and shrugs.

VIR: Are you dating?

Ace smiles politely at Vir.

ACE: I have a boyfriend.

VIR: And Cyra's been single for about three months now. That's weird.

PRINCE: That is weird.

JAYCE: Yeah...

Ace looks at Cyra again.

ACE: Your friends are nosey.

CYRA: We're not dating.

Prince points at Cyra.

PRINCE: What's that on your neck then?

Celia and Vir giggle. Ace smiles and sticks his index finger under Cyra's collar.

ACE: Oh, this?

Ace yanks Cyra closer to him. He pretends to examine the collar. Cyra looks like she's about to burst from excitement.

Devin stares thoughtfully at them.

BEGIN FLASHBACK

We cut to a shot from Devin's perspective. Ace and Cyra are kneeling on the floor in front of him. Ace has his fingers under Cyra's collar. He roughly pulls her closer to him and whispers something to her that we can't hear.

Ace then pushes Cyra back a bit and raises an eyebrow at her. She nods obediently. Ace seems pleased with her response and looks up at the camera.

END FLASHBACK

ACE: Hm... Never seen it before.

Ace pulls his finger out from under the collar and Cyra sits up straight again. Devin looks down at the table, thinking hard about something.

VIR: So if you're not Cyra's date then why are you here?

Ace puts a hand on Roman's shoulder.

ACE: Roman asked me to come, not Cyra. If Cyra asked, I wouldn't be here.

Cyra and Roman both laugh. Ace mindlessly fixes the arm of Roman's jacket sleeve.

ROMAN: Ace and I go way back. He knew me when I was in my old band.

ERIK: You were in a band?

ROMAN: Mhm. I didn't get all these tattoos just for fun. Thought we were gonna make it big.

CYRA: Oh! You, me, and Rhett should all get a bunch of tattoos! Then we'll look like a real band.

ACE: No.

CYRA: What?

ERIK: We are a real band. We don't need tattoos to prove that.

Misty claps and starts signing something. Everyone at the table watches despite not knowing what she's saying.

Erik looks at Cyra.

ERIK: What did she say?

CYRA: She said you're right and that anyone can get tattoos.

Erik smiles at Misty and puts his arm around her.

ERIK: See? She gets it.

CONNOR: Devin has a lot of tattoos.

ACE: He sure does!

Devin raises an eyebrow at Ace but doesn't say anything. Ace puts his elbow on the table and leans forward.

ACE: I love guys with tattoos.

Devin nods.

DEVIN: Cool.

CONNOR: I also like guys with tattoos. When did you get yours, Devin?

DEVIN: I started getting them done as soon as I was old enough. Then I just got more over the years whenever I had money.

Devin nods at Ace.

DEVIN: What about you?

ACE: I got my first tattoo when I was 14. Then I just kept going until I was completely covered. I'm still getting a lot of my old ones covered.

DEVIN: 14? That's young.

CELIA: How old are you?

ACE: 32. And you, love?

CELIA: I turned 18 in October.

Ace frowns.

ACE: ...when in October?

CELIA: Uh... oops...

Cyra's jaw drops and she grabs Ace's hand, laughing.

CYRA: I didn't even realize!

Ace smiles and shakes his head.

ACE: Oh boy...

DEVIN: What?

CYRA: Nothing. Jayce is still 17! He's the baby of the group.

Connor looks at Jayce.

CONNOR: You're 17?

JAYCE: Uh... My birthday's in January. I'm basically 18.

Roman laughs. Prince puts their arm around Jayce.

PRINCE: Still a baby!

CYRA: Baby man!

DEVIN: Wait, who's the oldest here?

CYRA: Roman's old as fuck, so probably him.

Ace snickers.

ROMAN: I'm 35. But I'm your teacher, so I don't count.

ACE: Then that would make me the oldest.

Devin points at Erik.

DEVIN: How old are you?

ERIK: 23.

Devin points at Rhett.

DEVIN: And you?

RHETT: 21.

DEVIN: And then everyone else is 18?

VIR: I'm 19.

CONNOR: I'm 20.

DEVIN: Huh.

ACE: You're all so young.

ROMAN: This might as well be a high school play.

Ace laughs.

ROMAN: So, other than Erik and Devin, are the rest of you happy with the roles you got?

PRINCE: Yup! I get to do a weird voice and walk around like a goblin.

CONNOR: Hell yeah! I get to murder Rhett and touch Devin a lot.

VIR: I get to dance on a table!

RHETT: I like my role. I literally sing one song and then die.

CYRA: And we get to make out! Oh! I get to make out with Celia too!

Celia giggles bashfully.

CYRA: What about you, Jayce? You get to be the male lead.

JAYCE: Oh, uh, yeah. That'll be fun...

Roman raises an eyebrow at Jayce and then looks at Bella.

ROMAN: Bella?

BELLA: Hm?

ROMAN: Are you happy with playing Janet? You've been really quiet so far.

BELLA: Oh, um...

Bella glances at Jayce.

BELLA: Yeah, I... wanted to be Janet.

DEVIN: Wait, you're playing Janet?

Bella smiles at Devin.

BELLA: Mhm!

DEVIN: Okay...

CONNOR: Rocky's not such a bad role now, huh?

Everyone laughs, except for Jayce.

CYRA: Oh! This is just like the dinner scene in the movie! Erik, start singing Eddie!

Erik rolls his eyes and Connor laughs.

RHETT: Wait. I'm supposed to be dead under the table.

Rhett pretends like he's going to duck underneath the table. Everyone laughs.

Scene 4: Good To You

(Scene title by Marianas Trench)

INT. Band practice room - Afternoon

Jayce is sitting on the couch, tuning his guitar. He's alone in the room until Cyra opens the door and walks in.

CYRA: Hey, kiddo.

JAYCE: Hey.

Cyra looks around.

CYRA: Where's–

JAYCE: Enzo and Celia went to get food. They'll be back soon.

CYRA: Oh, okay. Sorry I'm late.

JAYCE: No worries.

There is an awkward air in the room. It's making Cyra uncomfortable. She sighs and sets her bag down on the floor.

CYRA: Are you okay?

Jayce stops tuning the guitar and looks up at Cyra.

JAYCE: Did you really convince the directors to cast all of us?

CYRA: I made a few suggestions to Roman. I guess he agreed with me on most of them. I didn't tell him to cast Bella as Janet though. I didn't even know she was auditioning.

JAYCE: Yeah, I had a feeling that wasn't your doing.

CYRA: You know I wouldn't try to make things even more awkward for you two.

Jayce stares down at the floor with a thoughtful expression.

JAYCE: I bombed my audition.

CYRA: What?

Jayce looks at Cyra again.

JAYCE: I forgot some of my lines and the directors didn't seem to like my acting. So I was shocked when I got the part. But now it makes sense. You convinced Roman to cast me anyway, right?

Cyra smiles.

CYRA: Don't say I never did anything for you, kiddo.

Jayce laughs and Cyra ruffles his hair.

The door opens and Celia and Enzo walk in together.

ENZO (jokingly): Leave Jayce's hair alone!

CYRA: Impossible! And I'll mess up Celia's too!

Cyra runs towards Celia, but Celia runs away.

CELIA: No!

CYRA: Give me your hair!

Celia laughs as she runs.

CELIA: Fuck off!

[trashpandacafe]

It blows my mind that late night lycett doesn't do numbers here. It's absolute chaos. All the energy of a mind nineties late show.

[turtlereefsoul13]

hey you guys would you want to read a story like this

The War of the Lost Powers Amber is a twelve-year-old Telekinetic. On the outside, she’s a normal girl. However, on the inside, she can use telekinetic abilities to manipulate the outside world, using just her mind. She thought she was alone in the world. Then an unfortunate trip to the nurse’s office leaves her with new knowledge and two new friends, Hazel and Blake. But it isn’t safe to have supernatural powers in a world full of regular people. And soon enough Amber is in grave danger, and Hazel and Blake must take the lead to rescue her. As the danger gets higher and higher, Blake and Hazel discover that there’s a lot more kids like them than they originally thought. And they learn that being different means that you are never safe. Told from the perspective of almost every super-powered kid in the story, this book was composed for kids of any age who like action, adventure, and a little bit of romance in between, written by two middle-schoolers. This book is full of adventure, suspense, and will leave you rooting for each and every character as they discover new things about the world and about themselves.

[blanchextt]

Kathryn hahn kissing women a lot 🫦🥵

[she1smyscar]

SHE FUCKING--AKSKSKSKS