#gay bible

[floral-ashes]

I pissed off a far-right Catholic lawyer. 😂

[yeahpapayaya]

maybe something for valentines 🥺

[towerofbabybell]

do you think david caught himself staring at jonathan's back muscles while he was arching for way longer than he should've

[sir-davey]

I love this picture so much, someone needs to redraw this picture of them 👹

[mxed-salad-greens]

i was playing infinite craft when my dad walked in

this is what he sees

[catwouthats]

Y’all help I’m terrified to go on tiktok rn because my video explaining how the Bible is kinda gay finally got approved… I have so many notifs for comments…

[sxnshxnxxnddxxsxxs]

i think this is probably the most appropriate occasion to show off my gay bible (gifted to me by my super christian primary school upon graduation)

also it has some illustrations of samson for you guys

but also this post had me read judges 13-16 for the first time in like a decade and let me tell you judges 14 v18 samson has bars (sexist ones but still bars)

i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"

[gongyussy]

what if i risked my life and put up (affectionate) with your unhinged monsterfucker brother to save you. and then revealed i was an expert in illegal black magic just so i could resurrect you from a pile of bones. and what if i later explored your body in the bath. and you laced our fingers together and offered to share your energy with me. and what if after all that… there was only one bed. what then.

update: it's been ANIMATED. gifs here

[charbroiledchicken]

"you used to be such a big reader. what happened?" they ask

"i...have a lot of work." i reply, frantically closing all my ao3 tabs because im not about to go and tell people my biggest kin is harry potter's father's best friend's brother and his little fruity friend group

[deep-space-lines]

okay but like. I just had the weirdest thought about that ‘don’t look I’m naked’ comic. Which is that that’s essentially the same thing Adam and Eve did after they ate the fruit of knowledge of good&evil. So I feel like the theological implications of that could kneecap Gabe if he doesn’t think V1 is a being with free will.

yeah ok. i dunno man. is this anything

((side note. this isn’t necessarily meant to be in-character or story-accurate or take place at any particular point in time, just a way to explore some Thoughts. i was also imagining more that V1’s words aren't actually spoken, more like Gabriel’s more articulate interpretation of whatever garbled mechanical noise V1 is using to communicate. I think an angel could do that.))

and then they fucked nasty the end

[pearl-pool]

@anniflamma FOR YOU

Now, it's your turn for a manwhore au art. Pls.

(⚠️: suggestive??? Art down the cut)

[liusia-piu]

[italovision]

[sir-davey]

David’s big fat crush

Made this goofy comic of David crushing on Jonathan majestically drinking his soup.

There’s supposed to be another page of this but I didn’t have time to draw it lol, so I guess wait for part 2 😈 But hehehee, I can see David definitely having a crush on Jonathan even before their covenant, like him coming to Saul’s palace for the first time, and then sees this pretty prince boi, and immediately falls in love lollll, and everything Jonathan does is absolutely gorgeous to him, to the point he be seeing sparkles and rainbows 🌈✨

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[blgls]

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