#also i apologise for the alt text on that last image it’s a little unhinged

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i think this is probably the most appropriate occasion to show off my gay bible (gifted to me by my super christian primary school upon graduation)

also it has some illustrations of samson for you guys

but also this post had me read judges 13-16 for the first time in like a decade and let me tell you judges 14 v18 samson has bars (sexist ones but still bars)

i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"