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I had lunch with my gay aunts today and I was like “so Marvel has this new show with gay witches in it, you guys should check it out. they’re like a couple” and my aunt went “what about you? where’s your witch girlfriend?”
she basically told me “agatha all along? how about you get along with some bitches?”
got my ass, I’m afraid
#gay aunts are still aunts#I laughed but damn#shes right#election day here in brazil means family reunions#they have a kid too they’ve done the whole thing#agatha all along
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How the hell is my family so fucking big and I'm the only gay person. Some of y'all are lyingggg
#i have 10 aunts & uncles and 30 cousins and NO ONE ELSE is gay? granted i have my suspicions but still#thats CRAZY to me#i talk
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happy pride month. i did not make this up for th ememe
#knight rider#kr#michael knight#kitt#art#doodles#comic#gay#knight rider fanart#mk2000#this has happened in at least.... 2 or 3 episodes i think#that's kinda gay michael#kitt was either going to say he's not an infant or something about how that's a word he only hears directed at attractive women#and michael is not. going to deal with one of those answers. doesn't even wanna know which he was going to ask#im going downtown tonight if i die and this was the last post on my blog it would be so so so so so funny#anyway my mom and my aunt both follow my instagram and watched knight rider in the 80s. so. i embrace whatever happens ;;#im still thinking about ''why dont You ever get me flowers'' or however that line went.#likE YEAH MICHAEL YOUR CAR HAS SAVED YOUR LIFE *NUMEROUS* TIMES. GET HIM SOME FLOWERS.#SCREAMS. why is this show so fruity i feel insane#gio if you see this when you build your kitt you need to take him to pride parades with little rainbow flags stuck off the windows#FLAG is only one letter away from F-
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I'm curious, in general do we prefer Poison Ivy with Green Skin or Nah?
oh reblog for more responses please lol
#poison ivy#poison ivy dc#dc polls#tumblr polls#polls#dc poison ivy#dc#dc comics#also I find it more interesting when Poison Ivy is very biologically plant#I think I prefer her with green skin I think partially because I like her more plant than human#but also because design-wise I love her red hair as the pop of color contrasting the green#a white ivy can be good tho to break up the green and making the design more visually clear#also I like when she is very plant and like needs sunlight and water and dirt not food lol#(but also she should still have human emotions)#I love Poison Ivy#I love love Ivy#Oh and I really don't like when she's a ginger (orange hair) her hair needs to be bright red#to me her core character traits are 1. her overwhelming and intense love for plants and the environment#2. her care for people (usually restricted to Harley but never underestimate Ivy's motherly instincts)#this trait is usually where the conflict with her character lays#3. her sex appeal this was originally her only trait I'm a gay man so I have less to say about it but I do love her femininity and slay lol#4. probably least important her evilness which is best when it's motivated by one of her other traits I like w#if its not clear I love Poison Ivy and I just put an entire other post in the tags lol#I like when she has cool lesbian aunt vibes#but I also like when she has unhinged plant lady vibes#pamela isley
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brain still stuck on coachella hongjoong^
#i was and still am on the floor#chellateez#my boys really did that i'm so proud#captain#hongjoong i am weak#thats my father / gay aunt#coachella#ateez#ateez at coachella#atz#ateez fanart#kim hongjoong#fanart#kpop#kpop fanart#my pirate king#they ate that
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i might have went a little crazy this weekend but. derry-ifies your beloved english characters
bertie is perfect for the wee english fella role, obviously. the others don’t translate as simply but i don’t care i was sketching for fun and the concept of bertie in a girls catholic school is so stupid. i love his female friends so much i wish they got more time to hang out without the threat of matrimony, so this is teenage-them wish fulfilment
also they would meet jeeves at that FATB event. i just think it’s really funny if they can’t date still, not because of a class divide, but because he’s a prod
#aunt dahlia would be sister micheal#the vibes are right i don’t care about the logistics#bertie is the definition of “the gay thing sorta cancels out the english thing”#and yes honoria has a mullet#i’m sorry idk what she looks like in the show i imagine it’s not my vision#but i’m sure she’s still a lesbian no matter the media#rip bertie wooster you would love jelvis#pg wodehouse#reginald jeeves#bertie wooster#jeeves and wooster#fanart#j&w#“protestants hate abba” is not true it’s just jeeves#ignore that some of these aren’t very good please
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James: what happened to you?
Regulus, really really upset: see, when an elder comes to you, not literally an elder but anyone who's born before you, even if it's just one day....
James: nods to him encouragingly.
Regulus: and they ask you a question that you don't know the answer for, and you just tell them that you have no idea...
James: nods again.
Regulus: and then they just have the audacity to tell you to do a research on it for them and then tell them the answer!
James:
Regulus: like what ?! Yes, I enjoy reading! Yes, I'm a swot! Yes, I eat books for breakfast! But that doesn't mean I'm your servant!
James:
Regulus: if you're curious about something go look it up yourself!
James, in tiny: but you love researching though....
Regulus: yes James, I do. But not for other people.
James:
Regulus:
James:
Regulus, mumbles: unless if they pay maybe.
#um so my aunt asked me something about rheumatoid arthritis a while ago#and like YES IM MED STUDENT BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW SHIT#honestly whenever someone tells me to research something for then I resent them silently#don't do that kids#look up your answers yourselves#anyways#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#starchaser#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#marauders
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who's saying the rogues should like the batkids and have a moral code not to hurt children???best they can expect is like...begrudging respect towards a robin or batgirl but that's it, most rogues still wouldn't have any issue killing them either way? and that includes harley quinn
i dont know whyyy but i literally see it all the time while scrounging in tags 😭 i see it especially with dick, jason, and tim where itll be like "riddler/two-face/scarecrow/whatever acting like robins uncle 😍" and i'll just kinda ? squint and move on
#og post#ask#anon#or like “harley and ivy as so-and-so's gay aunts!” and as joke its fine but sometimes itll lead to serious hcs#and again im left a little befuddled#this is one of those things that is really not that serious but still
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Growing up is realizing your aunt and uncle have a weird ass fucking relationship with each other that you may never understand
#they are divorced but devoted to each other.#it’s so fascinating to me. true domestic partners.#basically this is the only poly relationship I’ve ever seen work in my life#many years ago my aunt was in a committed relationship with another man but my uncle was still around rubbing her feet and cooking at#family gatherings.#he seems kind of gay but also not.#they love each other so much. they aren’t dating. they escape with each other for hours at a time. they are in love. they are not in love.#basically this is lowkey the kind of relationship I want LMAO#they’re genuinely so happy with each other.
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Every Film I Watch In 2023:
191. The Phantom Of The Opera (1943)
bonus Hume Cronyn!
#the phantom of the opera#the phantom of the opera (1943)#2023filmgifs#my gifs#i actually didn't hate that as much as I expected#it was quite amusing instead#and also super interesting to see how#the imagery echoed that of the stage musical#cos like i can barely remember the original novel#even though i have it#from the actual Palais Garnier#thanks to my aunt#also Kalmus Technicolor omg#and a surprisingly gay little dynamic#and a christine who chooses fame and art over mens#good for her#still not enough Claude Rains#there is NEVER enough Claude Rains#why didn't they make the mask white from the start#instead of that disappointing shade of blue#especially since the title of the play within the play#seemed like it translated to 'the man in the white mask'#did it? i dunno#i wonder if the mask was originally white but Kalmus nixed it#for Technicolor reasons#god her reds are the best reds#i love them so much#they make my brain so happy#and the soft lustrous skin and eyes#Kalmus Technicolor for the win bebe
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Have you guys ever had to explain Welcome Home to any of your family members?
I did and I'm really glad to say that my own Grandma loves Barnaby too.
She was asking me about what I wanted for my birthday so I told her about the Barnaby plush. Which, indeed resulted me to explain what Welcome home is. And I believe she likes it too.
She did said that she loves informational details and long texts. So it was great for me and her on both ends.
#At least she didn't call Barnaby a “gay bear”#My aunt call him that because “of how brightly colored he is”#smh#But at least I'm glad my grandma understands me.#she travels a lot so it's still great to pop in here and there to just talk to her.#especially about my favorite interests#our calls would be for hours but it would always be so fun and worth it.#I felt like sharing this information since it was actually very heartwarming to me to hear positive enlightments#on interests that I am deeply passionate about#same goes to all of you#Another reason why I'm here#is to be involved in something and share about what I'm happy about#and on what I would be greatly happy to do to spend my time on#Anyways#family lore#rambles#welcome home#barnaby b beagle
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Ryan, at 9am: Hey Dylan. I love you so fucking much, you are the light of my life, and I hope you had a good night’s sleep, but I'm still caught up on the organic egg thing from last night.
Ryan: What do you mean "what other kind is there?"
Ryan: This is a genuine question with no judgement behind it, but what do you think an organic egg is????
Dylan, three and a half hours later: Okay I’ll be honest I was thinking of this definition of the word organic, completely forgetting that the word means something else in the food industry. And I was just like "Yeah... Eggs come from living things... They come from organs. Where else would they come from??"
Dylan: So I was technically correct but I was also wrong.
Ryan: amazing
#ryan erzahler#dylan lenivy#the quarry#rylan#rylan the quarry#the quarry incorrect quotes#they were watching the amazing spider-man#and dylan said that when aunt may told peter to get organic eggs#which is exactly what I did irl when me and my bf were watching tasm#almost two months ago…#hey sunny we still haven’t watched tasm2 we should do that#the end credits song is by the neighbourhood and it’s sad and gay you’ll love it
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Moving to a college town where members of your extended family sounds nice at first when you're anxious about a new place but after more than a year of family members who are much worse than the ones back home it's just like why did you do that
#rehks rants#racist colorado aunt (>50) vs 19 year old cousin who left her christian sorority because they let lesbians in#I still don't understand some christians deals about gay christians#gay christians arent having a good time in the sorority they're in it to be more ok with being less gay#like you dont like gay people but you want to spread christianity to everyone but you dont want gay christians?#ugh they all do lunch every sunday and they expect me to always come but I hate being around them#and they dont even try to be welcoming on a superficial level
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I wasn't expecting to learn an old rumor today regarding my great aunt (my grandpa's sister) and a close female friend of hers living together and ALLEGEDLY being in a relationship with eacbother in their 30s until her friend's brother arranged marriages for both of them within 6 months, but I guess 2024 is just a lesbian year, huh
#evelyn stuff#great aunt ritsa its ok you can tell me#like my dad's family was speculating this when he was very young#now they're both widows and still talk bc they're technically in laws in some capacity. go live your gay life aunties#i mean. wild if true!
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hongjoong's cutest outfit in the thanxx mv
#shrimp gifs#hongjoong#ateez#kpop#i originally wanted to add a dance shot as a bonus -- yknow! the Goods (skirt) in motion!#but i hated the glue gradient on (of?) the sky because it got really pixelated no matter what i did#so i tried to like remove it with a brush because i am insane and. it also didn't look good. <-- this is what i concluded after manually#painting the sky over for 53 frames#anyway. the clip-on braids weren't perhaps the best option so to speak but i am not of the opinion that whenever our kpop guys/gals#do something Problematique the best course of action is to Condemn! Condemn Wholeheartedly! and level look back unless with#Utter Contempt. i still hate the ar/my fandom for how they're treating my girl woh#NEXT TIME JUST HAVE HIM GROW HIS OWN HAIR. pleathe#he'd look soooo cute with this fic BUT loose slightly wavy hair. i know it. i see it in my heart#anyway i just remembered i FORGOR to check my aunt's birthday and that it has most definitely passed without me calling with hbd wishes#MY LOVES HAVE I MENTIONED I LOATHE MYSELF TO AN INMEASURABLE DEGREE.#hap birf to me i'm a certified bad person here's a funky littol gifset#in my heart it's sharp.#i love the gay little glove.
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Every now and then I replay the first episode of VLD and I wonder why I thought it be a good show lol
#mostly just the part where Allura is assigning pilots to lions#why lol. the first five people who show up are just perfect fits?? hate it lol#i have no au plot ideas but itd have made more sense to draw out the forming of voltron. like for a longer time. like its the s1 finale#and to be traveling looking for appropriate pilots#or the s2 finale? like what if the original gang somehow stayed in contact despite not being Voltron paladins and they proved being the best#team despite not piloting immediately. i feel like a stronger plot of their forming teamwork outside of being Voltron would have also made#their friendships seem more real too lmao#like what if Lance IS Blue's pilot bit hes the only one for a long time. the other lions couldn't actually *just be* located#*but. not bit. and what if Pidge runs off in a stolen vessel to find her dad and brother. what if Shiro isnt.. so flat as a character and is#desperate to find his old team and runs off with them to help out and free others#Keith could somehow get involved with The Blades a lot sooner#and Hunk finds his footing as a leader in rebellion organization. i hate that he was just the funny guy allll the way thru#also (still not a plot bc my brain is unorganized lol) Allura doesnt die. Shiro actually gets to be gay with a husband. and we either need#to not make Lotor a villain or just go all out on making him the worst. i personally dont want him to be a villain bc it was stupid lol#also PULEEEAASE Lance is bi. Lance “I'm just getting a feel for the stick” *obsessed with his rival who doesnt even know he exists* McClain#i want to see him get over his crush on Allura within like 6 episodes and then see him making out with the mermaids then Keith when everyone#starts reuniting lol. my bicon Lance deserves to kiss mermaids like we all do and then get on when the otp lol#now im nostalgic for s1 VLD vibes. ya know. before hell lol#it really just gets worse after ... s3? everyone feels different. i usually tolerate up to about the end of s3 before i feel like its donezo#aunt posting#vld#voltron: legendary defender
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