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I had lunch with my gay aunts today and I was like “so Marvel has this new show with gay witches in it, you guys should check it out. they’re like a couple” and my aunt went “what about you? where’s your witch girlfriend?”
she basically told me “agatha all along? how about you get along with some bitches?”
got my ass, I’m afraid
#gay aunts are still aunts#I laughed but damn#shes right#election day here in brazil means family reunions#they have a kid too they’ve done the whole thing#agatha all along
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How the hell is my family so fucking big and I'm the only gay person. Some of y'all are lyingggg
#i have 10 aunts & uncles and 30 cousins and NO ONE ELSE is gay? granted i have my suspicions but still#thats CRAZY to me#i talk
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happy pride month. i did not make this up for th ememe
#knight rider#kr#michael knight#kitt#art#doodles#comic#gay#knight rider fanart#mk2000#this has happened in at least.... 2 or 3 episodes i think#that's kinda gay michael#kitt was either going to say he's not an infant or something about how that's a word he only hears directed at attractive women#and michael is not. going to deal with one of those answers. doesn't even wanna know which he was going to ask#im going downtown tonight if i die and this was the last post on my blog it would be so so so so so funny#anyway my mom and my aunt both follow my instagram and watched knight rider in the 80s. so. i embrace whatever happens ;;#im still thinking about ''why dont You ever get me flowers'' or however that line went.#likE YEAH MICHAEL YOUR CAR HAS SAVED YOUR LIFE *NUMEROUS* TIMES. GET HIM SOME FLOWERS.#SCREAMS. why is this show so fruity i feel insane#gio if you see this when you build your kitt you need to take him to pride parades with little rainbow flags stuck off the windows#FLAG is only one letter away from F-
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I'm curious, in general do we prefer Poison Ivy with Green Skin or Nah?
oh reblog for more responses please lol
#poison ivy#poison ivy dc#dc polls#tumblr polls#polls#dc poison ivy#dc#dc comics#also I find it more interesting when Poison Ivy is very biologically plant#I think I prefer her with green skin I think partially because I like her more plant than human#but also because design-wise I love her red hair as the pop of color contrasting the green#a white ivy can be good tho to break up the green and making the design more visually clear#also I like when she is very plant and like needs sunlight and water and dirt not food lol#(but also she should still have human emotions)#I love Poison Ivy#I love love Ivy#Oh and I really don't like when she's a ginger (orange hair) her hair needs to be bright red#to me her core character traits are 1. her overwhelming and intense love for plants and the environment#2. her care for people (usually restricted to Harley but never underestimate Ivy's motherly instincts)#this trait is usually where the conflict with her character lays#3. her sex appeal this was originally her only trait I'm a gay man so I have less to say about it but I do love her femininity and slay lol#4. probably least important her evilness which is best when it's motivated by one of her other traits I like w#if its not clear I love Poison Ivy and I just put an entire other post in the tags lol#I like when she has cool lesbian aunt vibes#but I also like when she has unhinged plant lady vibes#pamela isley
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i might have went a little crazy this weekend but. derry-ifies your beloved english characters
bertie is perfect for the wee english fella role, obviously. the others don’t translate as simply but i don’t care i was sketching for fun and the concept of bertie in a girls catholic school is so stupid. i love his female friends so much i wish they got more time to hang out without the threat of matrimony, so this is teenage-them wish fulfilment
also they would meet jeeves at that FATB event. i just think it’s really funny if they can’t date still, not because of a class divide, but because he’s a prod
#aunt dahlia would be sister micheal#the vibes are right i don’t care about the logistics#bertie is the definition of “the gay thing sorta cancels out the english thing”#and yes honoria has a mullet#i’m sorry idk what she looks like in the show i imagine it’s not my vision#but i’m sure she’s still a lesbian no matter the media#rip bertie wooster you would love jelvis#pg wodehouse#reginald jeeves#bertie wooster#jeeves and wooster#fanart#j&w#“protestants hate abba” is not true it’s just jeeves#ignore that some of these aren’t very good please
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brain still stuck on coachella hongjoong^
#i was and still am on the floor#chellateez#my boys really did that i'm so proud#captain#hongjoong i am weak#thats my father / gay aunt#coachella#ateez#ateez at coachella#atz#ateez fanart#kim hongjoong#fanart#kpop#kpop fanart#my pirate king#they ate that
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made the mistake of reading through the political discussions on my big family groupchat that I usually keep muted. you must never do such a thing.
#like i knew that a lot of them are conservatives or republicans or whatever but man. even the ones who lean left are still well. mormon.#ive been really back and forth on whether or not i should come out to them but tbh. i have started to lean more toward Not.#when i came out as a nonbinary lesbian they all collectively smiled and nodded and then swept it under the rug never to be seen again#and i let them do it bc i was too afraid to try and stand up for myself. and i was conditioned not to also.#but me being trans is a lot harder to ignore. both bc im fucking tired of being treated like a rug and bc i hope to get a legal name change#and surgery and all that good shit.#but i really dont know how to go about doing all that without having to come out Somehow.#i guess i could always just. cut contact or something. but idk im reluctant to do that bc i still rely on my dad for money/insurance/etc#i dunno.#i wouldnt want to cut off my siblings but i dont know if i want to come out to them either.#idk.#im just fucking scared man. like i knew that for the most part my familys politics suck donkey nuts#but it was just really insane reading thru the chat bc even the ones who i had always thought were Safer are. well. not.#theres only 2 people in my family i fully trust and would actually love to come out to and one of them is my gay uncle (<3)#and the other is my aunt who is the ONLY. other person in my ENTIRE extended family. who has left the church.#i barely see her too bc for obvious reasons she dont hang around much. lmao#but idk. im rambling and melancholic its 1130 pm#my problem here is that there are members of my family i do want to come out to#but thatll very quickly lead to Everyone knowing. and i know im not ready for that.#hrhrggh.#maybe ill come out to my brother next time we talk. as a sort of test run.#im already a lot braver than i used to be and hopefully maybe someday ill be brave enough to come out#and then immediately fuck off into the sunset with my friends <3#sigh.#if im still wanting to come out to my brother by tomorrow when im of sound mind then i think i will.#we'll see how i feel after i sleep. lmao.#winter speaks#personal#we're entering Introspective Hours here at scattered winter dot com
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mfw i just realized neither of the gay cousins are gonna be here tn or i guess really none of the younger ones except the one that traumatized me at a very young age and changed the trajectory of my life forever. and the cop (her brother)
#it’s gonna be really cool. there’s the kid cousins ranging from very little to like in high school now. what the fuck. and like a foot#taller than me. and all my old aunts and uncles. and the cousins i don’t have much in common with seeing as they’re 40 with a mortgage and#kids and i’m a deadbeat gay kid who just graduated and brings no bitches home and has a dead end job and no prospects#on any front really. but it’s okay because of my beautiful nature and spirit. 🩷🫶 i’m hanging on here. by a thread#you would get it if you spent a minute around my parents. but then there are some things you just can’t even be tuned into#if you’re not aware of years of lore and resentment. but still the vibe is overall off and bad#and they’re physically deteriorating too it’s like a dorian gray thing in that i feel like#their souls have been dying and so they appear much more old and weary than they even are. on top of the just actually getting old#abby talks
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James: what happened to you?
Regulus, really really upset: see, when an elder comes to you, not literally an elder but anyone who's born before you, even if it's just one day....
James: nods to him encouragingly.
Regulus: and they ask you a question that you don't know the answer for, and you just tell them that you have no idea...
James: nods again.
Regulus: and then they just have the audacity to tell you to do a research on it for them and then tell them the answer!
James:
Regulus: like what ?! Yes, I enjoy reading! Yes, I'm a swot! Yes, I eat books for breakfast! But that doesn't mean I'm your servant!
James:
Regulus: if you're curious about something go look it up yourself!
James, in tiny: but you love researching though....
Regulus: yes James, I do. But not for other people.
James:
Regulus:
James:
Regulus, mumbles: unless if they pay maybe.
#um so my aunt asked me something about rheumatoid arthritis a while ago#and like YES IM MED STUDENT BUT I STILL DON'T KNOW SHIT#honestly whenever someone tells me to research something for then I resent them silently#don't do that kids#look up your answers yourselves#anyways#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#starchaser#the marauders era#dead gay wizards#marauders
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who's saying the rogues should like the batkids and have a moral code not to hurt children???best they can expect is like...begrudging respect towards a robin or batgirl but that's it, most rogues still wouldn't have any issue killing them either way? and that includes harley quinn
i dont know whyyy but i literally see it all the time while scrounging in tags 😭 i see it especially with dick, jason, and tim where itll be like "riddler/two-face/scarecrow/whatever acting like robins uncle 😍" and i'll just kinda ? squint and move on
#og post#ask#anon#or like “harley and ivy as so-and-so's gay aunts!” and as joke its fine but sometimes itll lead to serious hcs#and again im left a little befuddled#this is one of those things that is really not that serious but still
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Growing up is realizing your aunt and uncle have a weird ass fucking relationship with each other that you may never understand
#they are divorced but devoted to each other.#it’s so fascinating to me. true domestic partners.#basically this is the only poly relationship I’ve ever seen work in my life#many years ago my aunt was in a committed relationship with another man but my uncle was still around rubbing her feet and cooking at#family gatherings.#he seems kind of gay but also not.#they love each other so much. they aren’t dating. they escape with each other for hours at a time. they are in love. they are not in love.#basically this is lowkey the kind of relationship I want LMAO#they’re genuinely so happy with each other.
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Every Film I Watch In 2023:
191. The Phantom Of The Opera (1943)
bonus Hume Cronyn!
#the phantom of the opera#the phantom of the opera (1943)#2023filmgifs#my gifs#i actually didn't hate that as much as I expected#it was quite amusing instead#and also super interesting to see how#the imagery echoed that of the stage musical#cos like i can barely remember the original novel#even though i have it#from the actual Palais Garnier#thanks to my aunt#also Kalmus Technicolor omg#and a surprisingly gay little dynamic#and a christine who chooses fame and art over mens#good for her#still not enough Claude Rains#there is NEVER enough Claude Rains#why didn't they make the mask white from the start#instead of that disappointing shade of blue#especially since the title of the play within the play#seemed like it translated to 'the man in the white mask'#did it? i dunno#i wonder if the mask was originally white but Kalmus nixed it#for Technicolor reasons#god her reds are the best reds#i love them so much#they make my brain so happy#and the soft lustrous skin and eyes#Kalmus Technicolor for the win bebe
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Ryan, at 9am: Hey Dylan. I love you so fucking much, you are the light of my life, and I hope you had a good night’s sleep, but I'm still caught up on the organic egg thing from last night.
Ryan: What do you mean "what other kind is there?"
Ryan: This is a genuine question with no judgement behind it, but what do you think an organic egg is????
Dylan, three and a half hours later: Okay I’ll be honest I was thinking of this definition of the word organic, completely forgetting that the word means something else in the food industry. And I was just like "Yeah... Eggs come from living things... They come from organs. Where else would they come from??"
Dylan: So I was technically correct but I was also wrong.
Ryan: amazing
#ryan erzahler#dylan lenivy#the quarry#rylan#rylan the quarry#the quarry incorrect quotes#they were watching the amazing spider-man#and dylan said that when aunt may told peter to get organic eggs#which is exactly what I did irl when me and my bf were watching tasm#almost two months ago…#hey sunny we still haven’t watched tasm2 we should do that#the end credits song is by the neighbourhood and it’s sad and gay you’ll love it
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Have you guys ever had to explain Welcome Home to any of your family members?
I did and I'm really glad to say that my own Grandma loves Barnaby too.
She was asking me about what I wanted for my birthday so I told her about the Barnaby plush. Which, indeed resulted me to explain what Welcome home is. And I believe she likes it too.
She did said that she loves informational details and long texts. So it was great for me and her on both ends.
#At least she didn't call Barnaby a “gay bear”#My aunt call him that because “of how brightly colored he is”#smh#But at least I'm glad my grandma understands me.#she travels a lot so it's still great to pop in here and there to just talk to her.#especially about my favorite interests#our calls would be for hours but it would always be so fun and worth it.#I felt like sharing this information since it was actually very heartwarming to me to hear positive enlightments#on interests that I am deeply passionate about#same goes to all of you#Another reason why I'm here#is to be involved in something and share about what I'm happy about#and on what I would be greatly happy to do to spend my time on#Anyways#family lore#rambles#welcome home#barnaby b beagle
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if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had a da protag after I romance someone be like “hmm not really my sexuality vibe” I would have two nickels. but bc it’s happened years apart it’s kinda wild*
*I don’t know anymore what is eshka’s sexuality
#or it might just be that none of the women in veilguard are eshka’s type#to be fair she did have little crushes on bellara and neve#but it was also the whole. does eshka actually have a crush or it is like#a different sort of friendship where she is closer in age#teia is more akin to an aunt or a cousin + she is part of the crows#I guess it’s better to say making friends with others outside of her own experiences#neve is a human mage from Minrathous. bellara is a dalish elf from arlathan#much different from a city elf who was kidnapped at a young age and was raised in the crows#the crows were indirectly responsible for the kidnapping#she was captured by slavers who were paid for by one of the knife households as part of some power struggles#anyway!#I dunno what sort of woman would be eshka’s type#see bellara ended up getting shuffled into being a friend#the stuff w neve started on the right foot but then backfired#so there was a lot of walking on eggshells and no real room for any possible attraction to take root#veilguard spoilers#dimitri is still the winner of i romanced Cassandra with him and then he ended up being gay
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Moving to a college town where members of your extended family sounds nice at first when you're anxious about a new place but after more than a year of family members who are much worse than the ones back home it's just like why did you do that
#rehks rants#racist colorado aunt (>50) vs 19 year old cousin who left her christian sorority because they let lesbians in#I still don't understand some christians deals about gay christians#gay christians arent having a good time in the sorority they're in it to be more ok with being less gay#like you dont like gay people but you want to spread christianity to everyone but you dont want gay christians?#ugh they all do lunch every sunday and they expect me to always come but I hate being around them#and they dont even try to be welcoming on a superficial level
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