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sunsoak · 5 months ago

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Growing up is realizing your aunt and uncle have a weird ass fucking relationship with each other that you may never understand

#they are divorced but devoted to each other.#it’s so fascinating to me. true domestic partners.#basically this is the only poly relationship I’ve ever seen work in my life #many years ago my aunt was in a committed relationship with another man but my uncle was still around rubbing her feet and cooking at #family gatherings.#he seems kind of gay but also not.#they love each other so much. they aren’t dating. they escape with each other for hours at a time. they are in love. they are not in love.#basically this is lowkey the kind of relationship I want LMAO #they’re genuinely so happy with each other.

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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Happy Father’s Day to everyone but FNAF William Afton..

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theraedar · 5 months ago

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Pogi miku 🇵🇭

Doin the cultural miku trend from twitter hehe

#hatsune miku #filipino miku #my art #world is truly hers #also speakin of pinoy miku theres a tagalog vocaloid song called ang carinosa that i rly like!!#and i rly wanted to draw miku in a barong bc i wish could present more masc/androgynous in front of my Traditional family #like i wish i could wear a barong/suits to formal family gatherings without fear of judgement #so for now ill just put miku in it hehe

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sysig · 1 year ago

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Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

#My art #UT #Sans #Papyrus #Ft. something smol and I do on a regular basis ♪#This could be Handplates or it could be classic Undertale I leave that up to you lol #I definitely picked up a lot of the style quirks lol - but there are some of the ones that I like myself! Like Papyrus' darkmode clothes lol #And Sans' shorts having the stripe in the front haha - little details ♫#Realistically it probably is Handplates tho just based on where my head's at lol - I love the Handplates dynamic :D #Handplates #I talked myself into it! Pfft ♪#I found myself relating a lot to Sans especially while rereading - I want nothing more in the world than for my siblings to be happy! <3 #So I gathered up a bunch of ideas of things especially me and smol do together and this was the most obviously cute one haha #Easiest to do! Tho I did still go a little extra on this lol #I'm trying to do more digital stuff ♪ It wasn't the best art day and I'm still a little nervous to jump right in :')#Not doing any sketches on paper beforehand feels weird but I guess it is thematic in a way lol #And I'm still pleased with how they turned out hehe #It really does feel nice to be drawing them again <3 #And doing silly sibling things! Hehe #I dunno how clear it is since it's so ingrained into how smol and I talk to each other lol family language!#One of us will literally just announce ''bonk'' and the other will prepare for/lean in for a headbutt haha #She is a tiny bit taller than me - it's not quite /this/ extreme but she does lean down for me! S'cute <3 #I like to think Papyrus would do the same hehe ♪ Let your lazy brother headbutt you! He can only reach so far!#On minimal effort anyhow hehe #It's just a fun way to be silly together ♫♪#Also yes I did show this to her and she cosigned lol - ''Cute'' -smol

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el-ffej · 18 days ago

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A Family Roast by Will McPhail

From The New Yorker, Dec. 23rd 2024

#family #christmas #christmas dinner #holidays #family gatherings #loss #will mcphail #the new yorker #i miss you dad #peace and love to all of you #(especially my mutuals)#cried when i read this #comic #grief

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thepioden · 3 months ago

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Brussels Sprouts That Fuck Like Hell

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Mixing bowl

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1 - 1.5 lbs. Brussels Sprouts

4 oz. bacon (about 4 or 5 strips)

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

3 tbsp. brown sugar

2 tbsp. balsamic vinegar

2 tsp. kosher salt

1/2 tsp. ground mustard

1/2 tsp. black pepper, or to taste

Procedure

Preheat oven to 425F and line baking sheet with parchment.

Trim the stems of the sprouts and cut them in half lengthwise. Keep any leaves that fall off.

In the mixing bowl, toss sprouts and loose leaves with olive oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, sugar, and mustard powder until sprouts are evenly coated.

Dice bacon into ~1/2 inch bits.

Spread sprouts in a single layer on the parchment lined baking sheet, cut-side-down. Drizzle with any remaining dressing.

Sprinkle diced bacon over the top so it's evenly distributed across the sprouts.

Bake uncovered for 20-25 minutes, or until bacon is crispy.

Optional:

Toss some chopped walnuts or pecans in with the sprouts

Crumble some goat cheese over the sprouts when they come out of the oven

Add a drizzle of fresh lemon juice for a little brightness

Use maple syrup in lieu of brown sugar

Okay stop boiling your tiny cabbages they're nicer roasted okay I love you all mwah mwah

#recipe blogging with Pi #these are very very easy. the effort:payoff ratio of these is very good #if you need to bring a side dish to a family gathering these are good to show off with and reheat pretty okay #inspired by my brother in law who did a sautéed sprouts situation with candied bacon and chicken stock thanks vic

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wabart · 1 month ago

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when your second ever friend acts just like your first ever friend (your bitch cousin, Illario)

Octavian is from here

Image transcripts below the cut

Image 1: no text on screen.

Image 2:

Lucanis: You have to stir it

Octavian (Rook): I will, away with you

Lucanis: Faster

Octavian: I need you to relax.

Image 3:

Octavian: I've been on your mind for years?

Octavian: Just for calling you an amateur?

Octavian: How flattering!

Octavian: I didn't realise you liked me sooooo-

Lucanis: No. No. No. No. No. That's not what I said-

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Octavian: I wouldn't recommend prison. It's no fun and they don't let you leave.

Taash: Bummer.

#datv #lucanis dellamorte #lucanis x rook #dragon age the veilguard #da4 #rookanis #lucanis at the dellamorte family gathering where he gets in a fistfight with illario #but first comes very drunk very competitive SCREAMING at each other over some game like... charades #octavian sitting by the refreshments like “YEAAAH GET HIM!! what STUPID BITCH wouldn't get that word!!!! KILL HIM!!”

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ingapotejtoo · 15 days ago

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dramatic gasp no way

#captainsparklez #mumbo jumbo #yngy art #saw the vid sc weeks ago and just had this brewing since then #and since the chrimbus time arrived #i got some free time to tackle this inbetween the chaos of family gatherings

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saucefunk · 16 days ago

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phone doodle

#conclave #conclave 2024 #doing this under the table during christmas family gathering 💪💪#my art

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helgethas · 17 days ago

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#self ship #self shipping #selfship community #f/o #fictional other #happy holidays to those who celebrate!#family gatherings have actually been fairly decent this year #though i wish i could celebrate christmas the way it's celebrated in japan. by going out to see pretty lights with my girlfriend #and sharing cake.......... oh the dream #safeship community #safeshipping #damn i ALWAYS forget those tags!!!!!!!

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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago

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How I assume salvaging went in FNAF pizza sim

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #michael afton #william afton #scraptrap #springtrap #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #like pizza sim is just a big awkward family gathering #Michael isn’t even scared of William anymore #he just wants the dude to shut up already #the salvaging game in pizza sim is so peak btw #I hope the help wanted 2 dlc has a mini game like it!!#it would be so cool in vr..#GET HIS ass Michael!!#he deserves to do this it’s like free therapy 💜

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ghostbsuter · 4 months ago

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Danny had been around Gotham for a while.

The crime was never ending, but since Batman's arrival, it had gotten better.

The unmistakably CLANK! From around the corner had him jump, wary now. The man walks around the wall, eyes on the black car with— with Batman's symbol at the front.

A child sitting on the ground with a car tire next to him, the Bat Symbol a stark contrast to the shadows.

"Shit, kid. You're bold to rob Batman." Danny didn't really realise he was speaking until the kid looks up, spooked.

"What the fuck?" The kid was clearly of Gotham breed, yelps with a glare.

"I'm impressed," Danny doesn't give the kid the chance to talk, not with the way the tiny terror seems to be glaring and holding his wrench.

"You're quick, got eyes for details and know how to work around cars."

The suspicion in the kids eyes didn't lessen, having gotten up to press himself against the wall, eyes never leaving Danny.

"Here," Our local spook threw a card on the hood of the car. It was his business card.

"If you need income with far fewer risks than stealing from Batman, call me."

He didn't really wait to see the kids reaction, just leaving, bot before shooting a look into the sky the kid clearly caught.

As danny left, the kid looked at the entrance of the alleyway, back to the car, and then to the card.

They had talked for too long. Jason had to leave now, lest Batman actually caught him.

With one last look to the tires and the car, he leaves eith a scowl.

Just barely missing the man with the cape.

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fanofspooky · 21 days ago

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Scream Queen - Christina Ricci

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lobotomy-lady · 16 days ago

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I think it's extremely funny when men say they have body image issues & low confidence due to watching porn. You ARE an ugly shit with a short dick & you SHOULD kill yourself over it

#my misandry levels rly go off the charts during family gatherings

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puretopia · 6 days ago

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#recent gp stuffffff #rosalie's violin skill is 6 now #she practices all night #also they had a family gathering #i forgot vlad has the hates children trait ;-;#tamlin trying to bond with his gpa </3 #its gonna create drama tho #and we need it #ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #rosalie hart #astrid taylor #tamlin hart

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toyastales · 1 month ago

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Herb and Butter Roasted Turkey Parts.

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