#family gatherings.

[sunsoak]

Growing up is realizing your aunt and uncle have a weird ass fucking relationship with each other that you may never understand

[chloesimaginationthings]

Happy Father’s Day to everyone but FNAF William Afton..

[theraedar]

Pogi miku 🇵🇭

Doin the cultural miku trend from twitter hehe

[sysig]

Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

[lscullzthegreat]

Findëkano *newly Fingon*: Look I"m just saying it would be really funny

Maglor *previously Kanafinwë*: OH FINNO FUCK OFF I"M NOT MAKING MY SINDAR NAME FUCKING GONFIN

[el-ffej]

A Family Roast by Will McPhail

From The New Yorker, Dec. 23rd 2024

[saucefunk]

phone doodle

[chuluoyi]

3.0 festive blessing

[ingapotejtoo]

dramatic gasp no way

[lazylittledragon]

astarion smooshing tiny lil kit's lil face has broken my heart and my bones, thank you for your service

that's his BOY!!!!

[thepioden]

Brussels Sprouts That Fuck Like Hell

Hardware

Baking sheet

Parchment

Mixing bowl

Software

1 - 1.5 lbs. Brussels Sprouts

4 oz. bacon (about 4 or 5 strips)

1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil

3 tbsp. brown sugar

2 tbsp. balsamic vinegar

2 tsp. kosher salt

1/2 tsp. ground mustard

1/2 tsp. black pepper, or to taste

Procedure

Preheat oven to 425F and line baking sheet with parchment.

Trim the stems of the sprouts and cut them in half lengthwise. Keep any leaves that fall off.

In the mixing bowl, toss sprouts and loose leaves with olive oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, sugar, and mustard powder until sprouts are evenly coated.

Dice bacon into ~1/2 inch bits.

Spread sprouts in a single layer on the parchment lined baking sheet, cut-side-down. Drizzle with any remaining dressing.

Sprinkle diced bacon over the top so it's evenly distributed across the sprouts.

Bake uncovered for 20-25 minutes, or until bacon is crispy.

Optional:

Toss some chopped walnuts or pecans in with the sprouts

Crumble some goat cheese over the sprouts when they come out of the oven

Add a drizzle of fresh lemon juice for a little brightness

Use maple syrup in lieu of brown sugar

Okay stop boiling your tiny cabbages they're nicer roasted okay I love you all mwah mwah

[chloesimaginationthings]

How I assume salvaging went in FNAF pizza sim

[0wldn0]

Aww I love the bumblebee/Optimus father-son duo! It’d be really funny if like if the autobots and the suctions had a family dinner, considering your last Breakbee post was breakdown trying to convince bumblebee to meet his family ! Just a thought! Love the art 💕✨✨

BAHAHA OMGG I love the idea of the Earth team all having a family dinner together!! Maltos, Autobots and the Stunticons 😭💕💖Imagine Breakdown convinces his side of the family and Bee convinces his side to make it happen...

I can totally see OP giving Breakdown nasty looks the whole time though 😶 He always supports Bee's choices, but this time, he does NOT approve FDHDFH

It's okay, Motormaster will talk some sense into him. "I understand the yellow one is like your child but those are two whole adults leave them alone thank you."

[wabart]

when your second ever friend acts just like your first ever friend (your bitch cousin, Illario)

Octavian is from here

Image transcripts below the cut

Image 1: no text on screen.

Image 2:

Lucanis: You have to stir it

Octavian (Rook): I will, away with you

Lucanis: Faster

Octavian: I need you to relax.

Image 3:

Octavian: I've been on your mind for years?

Octavian: Just for calling you an amateur?

Octavian: How flattering!

Octavian: I didn't realise you liked me sooooo-

Lucanis: No. No. No. No. No. That's not what I said-

Image 4:

Octavian: I wouldn't recommend prison. It's no fun and they don't let you leave.

Taash: Bummer.

[lobotomy-lady]

I think it's extremely funny when men say they have body image issues & low confidence due to watching porn. You ARE an ugly shit with a short dick & you SHOULD kill yourself over it

[helgethas]