#gay ass toons

[sleeplessshapeshifter]

Normal straight bestie activities guys 😋 trust

(I'm too lazy to color it in lo. It's 7am and I didn't sleep again)

[jazzatron9000]

here have some firesetter sketches that i made while taking a break from studying

[nottoonedin]

Aughhh I love Hyuna soso much, but I'd love to sit down with her and ask about her thought process with the second attempt of infiltrating Alien Stage-

[cybersixed]

DUDE, POSTAL BRAIN DAMAGED FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't even finished the first level and i got 85 minutes playtime so far oh my god this is so fun, it has so much charm like dripping with charm and this just hits the spot of everything I like so far

Arguably I am horribly bad at it but that doesn't stop me from having fun, I only wish that when you died you got to see postal dude ragdoll like in postal 2... that'd be so fun

his gayass little run... can't wait to know what he's all about, he actually scared me the first time I saw him.

[marinerainbow]

Goodmorning. Question.

.... why's Greasy so close behind Smartass here? In other words, I think we know now who 'pitches', as you put it once-

Ah, nothing like a question about the probability of a ~close friendship~ between two cartoon weasel gangsters in the morning XD

Sooo... You guys wanna give each other some space? You are on the job after all; you gotta focus on work, not each other... No? Fair enough. What you guys choose to do ain't my business.

(*cough* Well, if we go with your headcannons, Greasy is the one with more experience- or rather any experience compared to his boss... Yeah, that and along this picture, I'd say that's enough proof to say who's the pitcher in this relationship XD)

Either that, or they just bumped into each other while running out. Or Greasy is being a good right-hand man/friend and watching his boss' back- literally in this case. That's the only other reason I can think of that they'd be so close in this shot (but you know me- I'd ship a cereal box and a spoon if they're set too close together on the table. So I'm going with the ~close friendship~ explanation here XD)

[wasabikitcat]

Baby's First OC, coming to a Tumblr blog near you!

[unfinishedslurs]

eddie's flat ass (steddie)

Dustin whips around as soon as they’re alone. “Steve!”

“I’m Eddie.”

“No, I mean you and Steve. You like him.”

“Of course I like him, Henderson,” Eddie says flatly, pressing a little harder on the gas in hopes of getting to Dustin’s house before he admits something he regrets. “We’re friends. Best buds. A couple of dudes being bros.”

“You’re full of shit,” Dustin says. “I’m not stupid. I saw that. I wish I hadn’t, but I saw it. You’re, like, stupidly into him. I don’t know how I didn’t see it before.”

“Jesus Christ,” Eddie mutters. His street can’t come soon enough. 

Dustin pushes through. “When are you gonna ask him out?”

“Uh, never?”

“What?!”

“Close your mouth, you’ll catch flies,” Eddie rolls his eyes. “Nothings going to happen, Henderson. Yeah, I’ve got a stupid fucking crush on your babysitter, it doesn’t mean that Steve’s interested in me. He likes girls, Dustin, did you miss that part in the dossier? He thinks we’re a couple of straight guys horsing around, if he found out I was flirting with him I could be thrown into Hunt the Freak 2: the thrilling sequel.”

Dustin’s mouth snaps shut, and he laughs nervously. “Right,” he agrees. “He likes girls. But, uh, hypothetically, if he was into guys…”

They roll to a stop sign, and Eddie turns away from the road to tell the little shit off. But Dustin’s fidgeting, staring steadfast at the road and refusing to meet his eye. 

“You know something,” he realizes. 

“Uh…”

Eddie’s about to shake it out of him. “You’re hiding something, you little shit. What is it? Tell me.”

“I’m not,” he squeaks. 

“Bull-shit you aren’t. What is it? Is it about Steve?” Eddie pales. “Shit, does he know about me?”

“Well…”

“What the hell?!”

“I didn’t tell him!” Dustin yelps. “If you didn’t want him to know, maybe you shouldn’t have been so obvious!”

“Check your tone,” he snaps, hand shaking as he pulls on his hair. “Shit, shit, shit, okay, it’s fine, I just need to flee the country—“

“Why?”

Eddie is this close to throttling the kid. “What do you mean why?”

“Why is this such a big deal?”

“It could get me killed!” He shouts, banging a hand against the steering wheel. “He could—he could fucking tell somebody, and—“

“He wouldn’t do that!”

“How the fuck am I supposed to know that? You think someone’s a good guy until you’re interested in them, and then it’s all ‘You’re fucking disgusting,’ or ‘Freak,’ or ‘Don’t touch me, you fa—‘“

“Stop!” Dustin shouts, white knuckling the armrest. “Eddie, stop. He’s not going to tell anyone. It’s gonna be okay. It’s fine.”

“It’s not.”

“It’s fine,” Dustin stresses. “Steve doesn’t care if you’re gay. He definitely doesn’t mind you flirting with him.”

“You don’t know that,” Eddie says. 

“Yeah I do.”

“How?”

There’s that deer in headlights look again. Then Dustin takes a deep breath, and his expression turns guilty. 

“I know you’re not supposed to tell people this,” he says, “but you’re freaking out really bad and I’m, like, 99% sure Steve thinks you already know.”

“Steve thinks I know what?”

Dustin tells him. 

Two hours later, he’s still laying on the floor in the trailer, looking up at the ceiling. 

Bisexual. Steve Harrington, the man Eddie’s always hailed as the patron saint of heterosexuality, likes men. 

Might like Eddie. 

“Are you flirting with me?” Eddie blurts out, and immediately tries to bolt. 

He runs face first into a wall and ends up on the ground, wishing the demobats had just killed him. 

Steve appears in his line of vision, standing over his sprawled body. Eddie is treated to a wonderful view, eyes moving from his long, athletic legs to his crotch to his chest and broad shoulders, and finally reaches his face. His very amused face. 

Eddie’s entire body lights on fire. 

“What the hell was that?” Steve asks, laughing. 

“Uh…”

“Wile E Coyote over here. Seriously, man, that was some Loony Toons shit. I’m embarrassed for you.”

“Oh my God, shut up,” he groans. “Just let me die.”

“No way in hell. Sorry, Munson, I put too much work into saving your flat ass to throw it away like that.” Steve grins, holding a hand out for Eddie to take. He ignores it, rolling over so Steve can’t see how red his face is. 

“My ass isn’t flat,” he mumbles into the carpet. 

“Oh, it is,” Steve says cheerfully, nudging said ass with his foot, because he’s a bastard. Eddie doesn’t know why he likes him so much. Everything he does is catastrophically bad for his continued survival. “It’s cute though. I like it.”

“Henderson said, uh, that you were…umm…maybeflirtingwithme?” Eddie finishes in a rush. 

“What?”

Steve’s face is open, automatically tilting his right ear towards Eddie. Eddie doesn’t know if he’s aware that’s something he does. Robin says it’s because of all the concussions, his left ear just isn’t what it used to be. 

Eddie sags, unable to lie to his wide-eyed confusion. “Dustin said you're flirting with me.”

Steve stares at him. 

Eddie fidgets under his incredulous gaze, growing more anxious by the minute. Oh God, Dustin was wrong. Dustin was wrong about everything. Steve probably doesn’t even actually like boys, Jesus. The whole thing is obviously a bust. Eddie needs to cut and run, maybe make some bullshit excuse about his uncle needing him home even though Steve knows Wayne’s working right now—

“You needed Henderson to tell you that?”

[modcroissant]

Figured I should share since something crazy happened to me on a run. So basically I was playing as Astro in a normal run and we haven’t bought anything from dandy cause he kept giving us useless candies and the next thing we knew his ass pulled up along with SPROUT of all people?? Like what??

Here’s proof btw

The pebble died at the end of the floor-

Hey now at least Dandy didn't pull out his dog, that probably would've been worse let's be honest here-

But really, gay ahh flower really said "get over here berry boi you're gonna help me get dem toons"

[aggravatetheaxe]

dethklok plays WoW

Nathan - main tank. Horde of course. Probably orc. His only toon. Absolutely a blood death knight both for aesthetic and because you know he's pulling top dps in addition to holding agg on everything in the room. Guild leader, does not take his title seriously but will still kick your ass if you bail on raid night. likes pvp but prefers pve

Pickles - plays mostly trolls, has 2 or 3 toons, probably also has an ugly forsaken and an ugly goblin (although goblin is a later race so depends on the year). Cat druid, often forced to spec into healing because mythic dungeons are only 5 man. But prefers to be cat or combat rogue. Incredible dps when he's allowed to do dps. not nurturing at all as a healer, WILL let you die if you piss him off (unless you're Nathan, but Nathan never dies). loves both pvp and pve but gets super steamed during pvp

Skwisgaar - paladin paladin paladin. Belf, of course. has secret female alts as well as secret ally alts. constantly adding his girlfriends to the guild and taking shit from the bank without asking. But he doesn't get in trouble because his dps is second to none - topping the charts even over Nathan. Ret pally, could technically heal with holy but his dps is just so insane that they can't afford to have him healing. pvp is beneath him

Toki - altaholic. Lots of female toons, lots of ally toons, gets bullied for both. Really wants to main a hunter so he can have a bunch of cute animal companions (and because it would be easier dps) but the others say that's gay so his main is a frost DK. the others make him spec into unholy because his crowd control brings clusters together so that Skwis and Nathan can wipe them out. So, so fucking angry that he never gets to do any actual dps because his plagues never get the chance to stack - and despite knowing it's a DOT issue the others clown on him for being the absolute bottom of the dps chart. pvp is too hard for him, no one protects him and everyone picks on him

Murderface - orc arms warrior and tauren fury warrior, dps but mostly off tank. makes cringe jokes (abt both native americans and milking) if tauren. One secret ally toon (human no less), also a warrior, that he uses to /walk around stormwind and RP badly. constantly brags about his dps but he's actually garbage, only above toki. makes a big deal out of his rank in the guild but he actually has no bank privileges. loves self harm through pvp

Charles - undead disc priest. a few alts, equal numbers male and female but almost all undead. probably a GM. heals when pickles is on dps and there's room or in a raid setting. guild treasurer, full bank permissions, has to constantly police the boys and spends thankless hours filling the bank back up with pots, food, etc. Also in charge of recruiting, so he should just be guild lead at this point but he dutifully never complains :) plays an affliction warlock and a couple rogues (combat and assassination) on a different server, when the boys give him one free fucking moment to do his own thing

Magnus - used to be a super powerful destro warlock that matched skwisgaar in dps. was super involved in the guild, help build it into what it was, contributed lots of materials, consumables, and money to the bank. Recruited some of their best players. after a horrific falling out (he was the asshole in the situation; controlling, etc) he was kicked from the guild and replaced. has since (due to wotlk) abandoned his warlock for a death knight. now he has a forever grudge and badmouths dethklok any chance he gets, but the majority of the server knows he's the drama so he has trouble finding others to play with. because of this he's been forced to switch over to alliance side. hence he falls in with...

MMA & the revengencers: MMA is yet another DK, probably blood, guild lead of the revengencers - rival guild to dethklok, constantly butting heads with them in pvp, ganking their low level members/alts, just generally being a nuisance. MMA wants revenge for Nathan (with the help of GM charles) getting his OG account banned

Edgar - human arcane mage main ("actually, the rotation is quite simple"). has lots of female alts. treasurer of the revengencers, takes everything way way way too seriously. Definitely works for blizzard or is a GM. very tense, sometimes outright hostile, relationship with Charles despite being essentially coworkers. "umm you sir have won the internet" "updoot" guy in chat. full collection of mounts, even the rare and/or limited edition ones

[liliwoohoo]

Toon June Day 1: "favorite cartoon character" Bugs Bunny

Gay ass Wabbit, love him

[thebearme]

what ur sam & max headcanons

ok, here some of them from the top of my head cuz i can't remember the rest of them.

Max is a shorter then average lagomorph, and the type of lagomorph he is a none-of-your-damn-business.

Max is a jack rabbit. Funny thing is jack rabbits aren't even rabbits, that's why it easier for him to say he's a lagomorph instead. I mean- he's not wrong.

Sam is trans.

Both Sam and Max have a distant relationship with their moms and a dysfunctional one with their dads. But Sam has a wonderful supportive relationship with his grandmom while Max has an interesting relationship between his siblings. Max like his aunt Tillie more.

Sam's blood is probably tooken over by lil debbies by this point of his life.

Max was the creative soul and Sam is the genius of their friendship when they were kids, until they both became insane lunatics.

Sam was on honor roll all through out school and got the chance to graduate early in high school. Of course he didn't so he can spend more time with Max.

Even though Max's late teen years he had a awakening not a gay one. He realized how much of his life he felt like he's been wasting, not using his full potential or even trying in school and how that is not just fucking up himself but also Sam.

This leads to Max letting go of Sam so he can go to community college while Max does something that lets his creativity shine. He wanted to be a film director but he knew you have to work up to getting that job, so he started as a actor... in "adult" films. His super ego is rolling in his grave

Max also tried and failed to finish making a book.

Max got into a whole ass serious relationship with a woman until he remembered he doesn't like girls. (conveniently when Sam comes back in town)

Max is always living his worst life without Sam.

The reason why Max can't get hypnotized from s1 and why he gets brain powers in s3 is all because of a metal plate in his skull from brain surgery he had off screen before the telltale games. not really a hc but i haven't seen anyone connect the two things

When the two were younger because of Max's awful homelife, Sam's grandmom took pity on him and lets him come over to her house anytime he wants.

Granny ruth is the best parent in the state and was a conviced felon. Which is one of the reasons why she lives in the middle of nowhere.

Max hides is objects in his void behind is back like a cartoon character in looney toons. He doesn't talk about it because it's just unexplainable, like how Sam can somehow put a whole box in his coat pocket. Some things in the world are just not explainable.

Max knows full Spanish growing up and would troll Sam with untranslated jokes or rambling.

Max is rarely scared by anyone but the one who seems to succeed is Thyco. Max and Heavy killed him that poker night, hidden the body and haven't talked about him again... Besides thaat poker night was fun!

Sam listened to [Yes sir, I can Boogie] in the car the whole time Max was gone.

bonus my OLD design of Sam's family

i wish i could remember more but

1) alot of my hc came from when i first got into snm. so some of them would have changed now

2) im not in a sam and max mood, so this is only some of the stuff.

[jwithsusdoingstuff]

Hello, Hi! Gay ass drawings.

Continuing to draw possessed Dandy adding Astro because dude, I never let a thought how cute they are.

Okay, for those who may interested in this bullshit. Starting with...

Dandy.

Actual Dandy summon a Devil.

Dandy got possessed cause of this by Devil (this is why I draw him in Baphomet's pose in previous post).

Devil has some plans, but he could be in trouble if some of the Toons find out that Devil now in charge of Dandy's body.

Soul of Dandy needed to be kept alive in order for Devil to not controling rotting body.

Astro.

Now known for his strange behavior. He's being caught watching other Toons sleeping. He's rather at times even ignoring Toons that caught him "Red handed".

He's now Dandy's second best friend. It's because they disagreed with each other, Astro doesn't understand Dandy, and Dandy doesn't understand Astro.

Other ones also recieved changes, but I didn't include them in this drawings, so it would take a while (Glisten doesn't count btw).

[elli0tt-xo]

I'm bored, so I'm gonna explain some stuff about my upcoming Dandy's World AU/ask-blog. Thinking of calling it "Welcome To Gardenview" or smth along those lines. If you have any better ideas, lemme know. (After an hour, I have decided that I hate this name. Reblog or comment with something better pls)

It's a humanized (minus Pebble, he's just a dog. A carpathian shepherd dog to be exact) AU of my pre-ichor Gardenview headcanons. So, when it was a functional museum. One of my personal headcanons is that they offered childcare services there too, so that'll be a thing. All the toons are employees and have more human names (those with human-ish names will keep the name) and their canon names are aliases they go by for immersion for the kids.

Personal Sexuality/Gender Headcanons________

Boxten- Bi, demiboy (he/they)

Brightney- Lesbian, trans (she/her)

Connie- Aroace, cis (she/her)

Cosmo- Asexual/polyromantic, cis (he/they)

Finn- Pan, cis (he/him)

Flutter- Bi, cis (she/her)

Gigi- Lesbian, nonbinary (she/they/it)

Glisten- Bi, cis (he/him)

Goob- Aroace, nonbinary (he/they)

Looey- Gay, demiboy (he/they [CANON!!])

Poppy- Pan, cis (she/her)

Razzle- Asexual/biromantic, cis (he/him)

Dazzle- Asexual/gay, cis (he/him)

Rodger- Gay, cis (he/him)

Scraps- Bi, trans (she/they)

Shrimpo- Ace/grayromantic/gay, trans (he/him)

Teagan- Pan, demigirl (she/they [CANON!!])

Tisha- Lesbian, cis (she/her)

Astro- Pan, demiboy (he/him)

Sprout- Gay, demiboy (he/they)

Dandy- Aroace, cis (he/him)

Shelly- Pan, trans (she/they)

Vee- Lesbian, trans (she/her)

(Toodles and Pebble not included bc Toodles is 8 and Pebble is a dog)

Ships_______

ReflectiveDetective (Rodger x Glisten)

BrightVision (Brightney x Vee)

Lullaby (Boxten x Astro)

GachaFly (Gigi x Flutter)

Fossilcake (Shelly x Cosmo [Fruitcake shippers do not yell at me pls]

Funnyberry (Looey x Sprout) [Fruitcake shippers, once again, do not yell at me pls]

Cleantea (Teagan x Tisha)

Papermasque (Scraps x Razzle)

Ragebait (Finn x Shrimpo)

Actual names_______

Boxten- Ben/Benjamin

Brightney- Blaire

Connie- Connie

Cosmo- Charlie

Finn- Finn/Finegan

Flutter- Faye

Gigi- Gigi

Glisten- Glen (he hates it, prefers Aster)

Goob- Gabe/Gabriel

Looey- Leo

Poppy- Poppy

Razzle- Roman

Dazzle- Damien (named after my irl friend)

Rodger- Rodger

Scraps- Stella

Shrimpo- Spencer (MY ASS FORGOT TO GIVE HIM A NAME B4 I POSTED THIS LMAO SORRY)

Teagan- Teagan

Tisha- Tessa

Astro- Andrew

Sprout- Samuel

Dandy- Daniel/Danny

Shelly- Shelly

Vee- Vera

Toodles- Tallulah

Pebble- Pebble

[futuremrscameron]

What do you think about Pope and Kelce as a couple? They're my favorite obx crackship and I think if Kelce wasn't a rhymes with toon, they would be cute together. Pope deserves a cute, rich boyfriend. Kelce deserves a sweet, nerdy boyfriend. They could also complain about their crazy ass white friends to each other. Idc I'm pushing the #Pelce agenda. #TeamBlackQueerLove I need people to see the vision!

“rhymes with toon” is insane😭 (had to make sure you were black before i laughed)

my initial reaction to hearing pelce or kope (pun intended) is ‘okay the girls (gender neutral) crave black gays and will get it wherever they can even if it’s from characters that have never interacted one on one’ but i’ll allow it this one time.

pope with a rich cute boyfriend would be cute though for obx i’m a bit tired of their kook/pogue relationships

i could see them complaining about the tomfoolery their white friends get up to/drag them in yes that would require pope to grab kelce by the shoulders and say “we’s free now” i think they can make it work plus they both need more black friends (cleo is pope’s gf, kiara’s biracial ass is ignorant, and kelce might be the only black person in figure eight)

i know this sounded like me whoring you and your ship but i swear i’m not hating😭 you do you, don’t let anyone stop you from shipping what you want

[toons-and-doom]

Honestly idk why but I just straight up feel bad for Dandy, idk honestly. Maybe he didn’t want this to happen? I mean when you don’t like buy anything the first time, he doesn’t seem manipulative or even pissed, he actually genuinely seems worried.

Hope he doesn’t turn out to be a bad guy. There’s something about that gay ass flower.

Tbh I agree!

Idk I feel like a singular toon can’t be responsible for this whole Ichor thing- there had to be other folks- humans perhaps? There had to be humans involved in my mind. Besides- whos the one explaining the twisted research? We don’t know if their biased-

And we gotta remember Arthur and Delilah and our lack of knowledge on them-

Prehaps bros so insistent to get those tapes is because they somehow keep him sane and not twisted- he only starts getting upset when he REALLY starts needing those tapes. I think I got it off Ao3-

[midnight-rice]

Snippets from Dolphin's undisclosed workplace:

One manager likes to sing the catchiest jingles from children's cartoons and get them stuck in everyone else's heads. Last week was the backpack song from Dora the Explorer, this week it's Dragon Tails. She also puts random movies and shows on the TVs when it's late and we have no business, and is invested in Forged by Fire as a result

"Do you think a Swiffer would burn the top of the oven?" "No, but I think the oven would burn a Swiffer." "SHUT UPPP"

*said during a serious conversation about climate change, in an old-man voice* "Back in my day we used to have FOUR seasons! And I DON'T mean the hotel!"

Same person approached me with a wadded ball of dough and puppetted it in front of me like an evil slime monster while making rasping breathing sounds. Needless to say I died laughing

He also likes to admire pepperonis as they curl in the oven and dance quietly whenever nothing is going on. I like to join him, to my general manager's chagrin. We think he is jealous because as a GM he is not unprofessional enough to dance

My general manager is a warm and friendly man who comes across as more business-minded but still funny. Today after completing my training he confessed to me unprompted that the map of our delivery range looks uncannily like the side profile of the grandmother from Hey Arnold! He's right, and now I can't unsee it

*GM slipped on a mushroom* "Uh oh, he's tripping on shrooms!!"

My coworkers agreed I need to work on my manager voice, they said they'd be shocked to hear me yell. I waited until they were put of the building and yelled as loud as I could, but I sounded like an irate goose 😅

I have been known to make animals out of leftover dough. Not to brag but some of them turn out really good 😌

The store owner relayed an interesting story about a recent even at the other location: apparently someone dashed into the store, grabbed a giant pizza right off of a family's table, and ran out the door. Looney Toons-ass crimes happening there apparently

Everytime I hold the oven mitts I turn into a crab clickclick and everytime i hold a pizza peel I turn into master lancer stabby stab

(did you know that the stick you use to get a pizza out of the oven is called a pizza peel. I didn't know, I had to google it)

One of my coworkers is a socially awkward high schooler who has shared some extremely worrying stories from his life like the time his sister got raped but my favorite interaction with him was when he told me all about Undertale AUs, which I thankfully had some knowledge about due to watching a YouTube video about them a week prior. Rather than the edgy ones like Underfell or Error Sans it sounded like his favorite was the kindest version of Frisk (I forget the name but they rescue characters from bad AUs) because it made him feel hopeful ;_;

A different pair of teens who work here discovered they could overwhelm the label maker's character limit and get it to print in an entirely different font as a result

Every day since I started I have deliberately misspelled my name on my cup to see if anyone notices. Usually it's just the first few letters followed by keysmashes but ocassionally I name it things like "rawr XD" and *Wilhelm screams*

A few weeks after I started i was bored and doodling my go-to monsters on scrap paper. My coworkers liked them so much they taped them to the side of the Pepsi cooler ;_;

My insatiable desire for removable vandalism has led me to hiding stickers of my go-to monster mascot around the store. So far none have been found to my knowledge. I did show off the box whose bottom I completely covered with the little guys though

Half of the store is quite short, myself included. We all make fun of each other for it but I still refuse to get a step stool out when reaching for things on the top shelf

Every time I prep tomatoes I whisper "Ludger-coded" to myself

But I spend most of my time writing gay fan fic in my head