#gay ahkmenrah

[sketchy-doge1]

Tiny parade!

[lemonwisp]

Reasons why Jedtavius is canon but not blatantly expressed

The time of release:

In the first interview which is about the third movie, which came out in 2014 (same-sex marriage was legalized in all 50 states in 2015 btw)

Owen Wilson says,

“There's been a big sort of transition from that antagonism and bickering... flowed into... almost a love, although they'd never admit it.”

In the video you can see Shawn Levy perk up as soon as Owen mentions ‘love’ and is very quick to correct “a brotherly love”

I assume this is because the movie had already been accused of pushing an agenda because of Octavius’ remarks about Lancelot; saying he was “handsome” and had “hypnotic blue eyes”

At the time having a gay character(s) in a kids movie was still considered ‘taboo’ and could lead to some issues causing the film not being able to be shown in certain places.

Steve Coogan basically confirmed it

They quoted brokeback mountain

Anyway these bitches gay good for them

[that-irishman-fan]

Got semi-drunk and watched Night At The Museum after more than ten years of it; now I truly understand why so many Gen Z-ers became history and social studies majors and why I always liked Jedidiah, Octavius, and Ahkmenrah ( turns out I'm not straight like I thought, don't think my kid ass ever was )!

[in-mothman-we-trust]

when you’re the only one who hasn’t come out yet

[wtf-is-sleep-even]

MODERN/DND AU

(short thing i wanted to write cause you guys seem to like AU's more than i thought. Human AU, they play DND* *quick note i dont really know exactly how DND or TTRPG's work but i know theres a storyline mechanic and im using that to my advantage)

It really was an accident, truly. Jedediah didnt even know what DND was up until half a year ago, one of his best friends teenaged kid, Nicky, had picked up a kick for table top rpg's, Jed thought it was stupid at first but tagged along just to be sure there was enough players, he did care for the kid, he was like his nephew, he just didnt expect how much fun it would be. An hour and a half in and he was bored out of his mind, another hour in he was coughing up his lungs he was laughing so much! it was nice to spend time with his friends like this, and it made the kid happy, so he kept going.

it's just make-believe, a game of pretend, but the feelings he felt were real, anxious at the next battle, frustrated at the confusing (but clever) puzzles, the surprise and humor at a funny encounter, the second hand embarrassment for when one of his friend's characters made a fool of themself, and, the love. Jed knew that he felt something different for Octavius, at first he thought he hated the guy, but day after day it was made known that he actually loved him.

and of course, he had to be in the same DND group as him, classic, whats even funnier is that in-game, their characters are married, something about appeasing a court in the faewild, it didnt matter much because just a few weeks after that, Octavius asked him out on a date. They've been a couple ever since. But the group doesnt know that, they've made jokes here and there but it never crossed any lines, Jedediah didnt tell anyone out of fear first, Octavius didnt tell anyone because nobody asked much, he told people casually and it wasnt much of a problem after, so they never told the group.

Jed wasnt afraid anymore, so why not take a chance?

it was one of the calmer sessions in the games, still walking carefully in case of any curses that reside in the lands. "Its an awfully inviting clearing, the trees shift and stir, the birds chirp and sing, a foggy mist settles over the sides dimming the lights to reveal fireflies dancing in the air, but hiding any way of escape, what do you do?" Nicky narrates, hes gotten so much better at it, instead of the stumbly, stuttering sections of small text and strained, hidden voices of characters he was trying to play, he was bold and steady, the picture flowing seamlessly into the next "can i look to see if there are any traps or illusions?" Ahkmenrah asks, one of Jed and Larry's best friends from highschool, both of them were happy to see him again

"roll a perception check, add a disadvantage because of the fog" Ahk rolls his D-20 "uh, 17" Nicky nods, looking over to gloss over the page of his notebook "you spot a beartrap at the side of a fallen tree, its clapped around one of its branches, reaching out to touch the outside of the clearing, it seems that its real, but it doesnt feel like wood, it feels like a stone pillar, the area isnt an illusion, but not everything is right" they nod, one of them in the group, a guy named Lance that Ahk dragged along (who Jed totally didnt wanna punch because Octavius remarked on his eyes, no way) advanced forward and saw a shallow grave in the dirt, they all came to see it

"is there anything at the bottom?" Oct asked, Nicky smiled, bad sign "there is! a small wooden chest, there isnt any locks on it, it seems you can just open it like you would with any other box" Octavius hummed, Jed tried to ignore how the sound gave him butterflies "i take the box!" lance announced, Nicky describes how he takes it, opening it up to reveal a bottle with a note in it and a sharp dagger, obsidian blade with a willow wood handle, Octavius opted to inspect the dagger for any inscriptions or engravings

"you take the dagger in your hands, it feels heavier than any steel or even obsidian that you've ever held, in the handle it reads "with love, My dagger" everyone was confused, another puzzle, woo boy. Ahk tried to figure it out but just got nowhere, Octavius asked if there was anywhere you could put a dagger, "the stone alter shines slightly, there seemed to be a slot in it, but the air around it seemed that whoever did this, would pay a price" Octavius debated for a second before saying to insert the dagger, his character was met with a faewild curse

"you fall over, completely unconscious before you even hit the ground, a faewild curse passes over you, you shall be alseep for until you find a kiss of true and pure love, y'know like that one disney princess, sleeping beauty or snow white, i cant remember, but yeah" the group chuckles while Octavius states that this couldnt have ended worse, suddenly Lance pipes up "arent Gaius and Smith married? would Smith be able to wake him up or no?" Nicky passes Jed a D-20 "roll"

Jedediah rolled "12" Nicky laughed "alright yeah, Smith kneels down to check whats wrong, feeling the compelling urge to kiss Gaius, he gives him a kiss on the lips and suddenly Gaius's eyes flicker open, hes awake but has a disadvantage on all persuasion and strength rolls" the two others laugh, not thinking that would actually work when Jed smirked, the fun of DND was mostly that they got to act out what the characters do, right? he shrugged "alright"

Jedediah grabbed Octavius's face, pulling him in for a kiss, Octavius was shocked by the sudden affection but melted into it quickly, closing his eyes and pulling the other by the collar of his shirt. The table went into absolute chaos, they didnt expect THIS, Octavius pulled away with a smile, Jed chased his lips, connecting them again for another kiss "ALRIGHT BREAK IT UP BREAK IT UP!!" Ahkmenrah and Nicky yelled.

yeah, Jedediah likes DND nights

[not-yet-asleep]

I don't care that he's a prince of Egypt who happens to also be a mummy and has been dead for 4.000 years, I'm just saying he's my gendergoals >>>>

[0amburgh0]

My undiagnosed adhd ass was obsessed with this trilogy for a few days and fell off in an instant but I LOVR THE MOVIESSS THEY R SO CHARMING SND NICE TEEHEEE if you haven’t watched them pls give it a try!!!

[stupid-gay-slvt]

i have never met someone who liked NatM as a kid and is straight

i legit never have

[galpalgilliona]

The brainrot is real

[angelgirl768]

Okay, hi, I make original posts like once every few years and have never done one like this so I blame that for this being awkward. I reblog a ton though, so there’s some good content/interaction there

I’ve been getting into a lot more fandoms lately (usually it’s just my special interest and all attention goes into that) so I’ve been wanting to find some accounts to follow, people to interact with, and maybe (hopefully) a fandom discord if those exist for any of these

List below the cut

Special Interest

Detroit: Become Human (primarily Simon and Daniel, simarkus, and conniel)

Current Fandoms I’m Into

9-1-1 (love all the characters, team buddie)

9-1-1 Lone Star (mostly for tarlos, Nancy and Mateo are cute too)

Night at the Museum (jedtavius, Ahkmenrah)

Sleeper Agent Fandoms

Dangan Ronpa

Gravity Falls

[lupines-slash-recs]

Rec: All by the Way by coldfusion9797

Title: All by the Way Author: coldfusion9797 Canon: Night at the Museum Pairing: Larry Daley/Ahkmenrah Rating: Mature [R] Word Count: 14,591 Summary: The return of Ahkmenrah to New York City changes Larry’s life all over again.

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[vreeke]

rami malek bingo for you and your loved ones if you even care

[sharpsharks]

when i was about 6, maybe 7, i watched ’Night at the Museum’ for the first time. and you know that scene where Ahkmenrah first appears? yknow, when he gets out of his sarcophagus and takes off all the wrapper things?

when i tell you, that my little heart skipped a beat-

i mean, look at him:

all hail Rami Malek as Ahkmenrah.

it’s been over 10 years, but i will always simp.

[lemonwisp]

Thinking about this again. Thinking about how jealous Oct would get of himself. Jed just drooling over the sight of the statue and Oct like “it’s literally just me, and I’m right here! AND IM THE SAME SIZE AS YOU”

Anyway someone plz make this into a fanfic, I would but I have horrible writing skills :(

The possibility of Jed and Octavius going to a museum where there is a sculpture of Octavius has not been explored by us as a fandom.

[nyahkmenrah]

A collection of incorrect NATM quotes

Bought to you by my exomemories

Octavius: for the love of Jupiter Jed, you are a COWBOY. HOW did you manage this?

Jedediah, tangled in his lasso: I don’t know help

Ahk, wiping makeup stains off his cheeks: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine

Larry: Ahkmenrah I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know

Larry: Jesus Christ how do I get a bunch of ancient people mental help?

Nick: therapy dog

Larry: we’ve got Rexy for that

Nick: two therapy dogs

Larry: no

Nick: therapy cat then

Jedediah: Pardner with a ‘d’ is friendly, Partner with a ‘T’ is romantic

Larry: so you DO like octavius

Jedediah, just now realising he’s been using T with Octavius: … listen

*the end of Ahk’s first night out*

Larry: you should probably get back into the sarcophagus befo-

Ahk: if I have to go back in that thing I’m going to start crying

Larry: … ok that’s definitely a trauma response

Sacagawea: three separate people have accidentally called me mum tonight, I feel like I should just adopt everyone at this point.

Jedediah: ahk you gotta hide me

Ahk: why?

Octavius, in the distance: GET YOUR ASSLESS CHAPS BACK HERE COWBOY-

Ahk: you broke something didn’t you?

Jedediah: …maybe

Jedediah: I was a gay cowboy before it was cool, before brokeback mountain made it trendy

[lemonsharkdoodles]

The interest check for the night at the museum comic made by me has been concluded 🗣️🗣️

Now it’s time for you guys to decide what the first comic is about! I’ll give you guys a list of potential duos and then you guys can vote for who goes first!

(If you have any specific duos you wanna see ask for em with the ask thingy and I’ll try to either add them to the the poll or make a quick lil doodle comic of them)