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[1-800-i-ship-it]

update watched yuri on ice eps 5-9 and im freaking out cause:

YURI ACTUALLY SAYS ALL THIS IN CANON???:

“I want to be hated as the man who took Victor from the whole world!”

*touches foreheads together* *intense eye contact* “Don’t ever take your eyes off me”

“I’m the only one who can who can satisfy Victor. I’m the only one in the whole world who knows Victor’s love”

“With my coach, Victor, I’ll win with the power of love!”

“I’ll show my love to the whole of Russia”

THEN THERES ALSO:

Victor half naked slumped on yuri cause he had too much to drink...then the pic being posted everywhere LKASJDF

Victor hugging yuri while watching performances

Victor FLOPPING ON HIS BED WITH YURI TAKING A NAP TOGETHER??

VICTOR SHATTERING YURI’S HEART AND THEN ASKING IF A KISS WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IM-

-YURI JUST ASKING FOR HIS SUPPORT AND PRESENCE IN RESPONSE AHH <333

YURI SLAYING THE PERFORMANCE, GETTING AN INSANE HUG THAT KNOCKS HIM OVER, AND WAS THAT AN ALMOST KISS/REAL KISS AINT NO WAYYYYY

YURI SLAYING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE, VICTOR KISSES HIS SKATE ON CAMERA?????

THEY LITERALKU HAVE A COUPLES REUNION AT THE AIRPORT???

Then…then…THEN Yuri asks Victor to be his coach until he retires AND AND ANDDDD VICTOR TAKES HIS HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER…me expecting him to let go and then he HE FUCKING KISSES YURI’S HAND AND SAYS ITS LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL??? Then he says “I wish you’d never retire” HELLO???? WHERES THE RING??

[rebrandedbard]

This work day has been TORTURE because I host karaoke at work on Fridays and the seniors chose THIS week to request absolute BANGERS when I'm only two medicated days into recovering from bronchitis.

[metamatronic]

oh thank goodness the d1 polycule is in tact. FALSE ALARM GANG

[ohbutwheresyourheart]

after spending all of season 2 gleefully imagining hannibal getting his comeuppance... I think mizumono broke me

[sillyengineerperson]

it's the fact that i like a guy who lives 100m down the road from me but i only see him for about 5 seconds every week and find it really hard to just go up and talk to him even though i've known him for just over 7 years now and we have multiple mutual friends and have done multiple insane trips together and last week slept like 5cm away from each other and whenever we make eye contact it never makes me feel like i want to crawl into the ground and never see a human ever again like usual but he looks at me in a way that makes me want to smile for an eternity and yet i still can't start a fucking conversation with him without someone else there

ahhhhhh

[chronicillnesscaneffoffplease]

Screaming. Crying. Throwing up. Changes to my care team ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[dennisboobs]

most annoying thing about being me is that i cannot engage with like. any fanon shit about dennis because i'm constantly on some advanced derangement and the stuff i thought two years ago when i was first getting comfy in the fandom is still the way everyone else looks at dennis but i'm like. yes but its Worse than this. you're like a quarter of the way there. this isn't the interesting bit, this is a symptom of it, keep going.

[truethes]

levelled kaveh as my first level 90 character <3

[warriorprincesstramp]

the utter lack of affection or care amongst my extended family is so bleak and miserable

[lacomandante]

I want to post all the photos I scanned of Assumpta and make edits of them but I have to fix them in Photoshop (damage and discoloration for 30+ years of sitting in storage) hhnnnnnnnnghhhh i wanna post NOW. Also Assumpta gave me her IMDB login...and now I can upload all those photos to her page and also her films that she was in....it's a strange sort of feeling to know you have some of the only surviving photos of productions decades past...

[puppysdog]

whats with it when i ask a question and even preface it with "hey this might be stupid but" and the only responses i get are "LOL what a stupid question" like brother i know. thats why i said it might be. i still want to know the answer though and i wouldnt ask it if i did!!!

[vvitchering]

Din is gonna owe so many favors for interrupting the epic bobacobb love story that is unfolding on Tatooine during s3. They were just about to go on their third date (the one Cobb swore he was gonna put out after) when the news comes in that Din has gotten his ass captured and needs rescuing. They have to drop everything, suit up, and jet over to get him and put out the absolute garbage fire that this season has devolved into.

[alteredsilicone]

realized that the way Eir looks is similar to my GW2 elementalist but his name is different and Eir is a character in GW2 (whose name I stole for my Eir) so it's a bit awkward to connect them as characters (scratches head)

[yuelun]

Alright, little thoughts/headcanons/reminders that will be expanded upon in separate posts in the future, but:

— By all accounts, we know that Guizhong's actual name is Haagentus, this is likely the same to 'Morax' and 'Osial'. Guizhong, keeping in mind that this is what the adepti seem to refer to her as and they also refer to Morax as Rex Lapis (which is the title given to him by the mortals?); I'm tempted to believe that it was given to her by the mortals as well. Granted, this is heartbreaking to think about as Guizhong in Chinese is 归终, of which 归 translates to 'to return' and 终 'to end'. Yep, we all return to dust in the end— yeah, I hate HoYo too. 😭

— She's a bit of a pain in the neck. I say this affectionately, but you need two hands to deal with her. Based on Echoes of the Heart and the quest A Single Harmony for an Irreplaceable Soul, we learn that she's rather competitive, she has no qualms about standing her ground, she tends to push boundaries a little socially even if apparently endearingly enough so (CR: "(...) no matter what nonsense she said, one never felt bothered or offended."), she is very determined (her little tongue as she's working on the Cleansing Bell thrills me so very much) and opinionated/stubborn. Granted, all of this seems to come paired with a certain eloquence and kind air as she was referenced as having been well loved by mortals and adepti alike, as all still speak very sorrowfully even 3700(ish) years after her passing.

— She's very hands-on, she touches everything— she simply experiences life through touch, if you will. As an engineer, she touches to find out how things feel, how they operate. This is, in my opinion, further substantiated by her attire. She's the least clothed of all of the gods and adepti, she's also the only one who's actively shown to always be barefoot. So while I can see this as an entirely standalone aesthetic decision, HoYo is so thorough, so I think there's more to it. So along with being an engineer and what that can imply, I think that the intention of how exposed she is and the specific places where this is a fact (her back, her legs), plays into stimulants. The wind, water, the sun, warmth, the cold, everything is experienced through one's skin, the best way to experience 'mortal life', is to experience the little things that make life... life. This is something you'll see me play a lot into in threads.

[troublcmakcrs]

//older craig and tweek vcs btw