#gatito for the people

[cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu]

Omg I love drawing cats. Even when I draw them incorrectly(which is most of the time lol) it fills me with joy. Woo! Blessed be thy cats!!

[sortableroseanimations]

New addition to the family, by way of cat distribution system:

This is Penelope, also known as Bumper Car, also known as Boxcar, also known as Princess P, also known as McNugget. She slapped me awake at 3:41 in the morning and I would die for her.

Also, any kitten advice would be appreciated

[artorojo]

There was a bug in the garage so i sent in some experts but theyre training the new guy today...

How cute...

[stupidlittleangel]

idky but having street food and seeing stray cats makes me feel at home.

[lexalovesbooks]

I wonder if there’s a Spanish equivalent of kitty-cat

[mrgatito-arts]

[weebsinstash]

consider; multiverse shenanigans with a spider!reader where they make some offhand comment about how their heat/rut is coming up soon and they'll need some volunteers to cover patrols while they're down and half the society is like 'o damn that sucks, yeah i can swing a tuesday' and the other half is like 'your WHAT is coming up???'

and it turns out that a decent chunk of the multiverse has no idea what a/b/o orientations even are and it somehow just got totally lost in translation until that very second that this was a thing. what do you mean omega???? what the fuck do you mean you just thought i was a really boring smelling beta?????????? y'all motherfuckers are SNIFFING PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

now consider a miguel that is not from an a/b/o verse hearing about this and doing a little research to figure out exactly what a heat/rut is and just getting sucked down a rabbit hole and going feral for the idea that you're going to be in a highly suggestible and vulnerable state for nearly a WEEK and he's going to miss it!!! he didn't get invited!!!! what the fuck!!! the man spends a solid 48 hrs immersed in really bad multiversal porn and comes out the other end hungover and weeping that he nearly missed out on this

so he takes it upon himself to do a little rearranging, some scheduling, some scheming, and lo and behold you find yourself stuck in this crappy half-built nest in nueva york with miguel, who has no real idea how he's supposed to actually perform for you while ur like this and is just making it up as he goes- and totally ignoring the cultural and consent issues he's digging up doing this bc its biology right? so its fine? people in ur universe do this all the time, he has no idea why ur complaining just let him help u out jeez-

Some rando Spiderperson intending to be transphobic: --and they want us to accept everyone as whatever they say they wanna be now, as if men can get pregnant!

Reader, without skipping a beat: what the actual fuck are you talking about, my father carried me and my siblings for 6 months

Miguel is just starting to know you and is actively trying to learn more about you and one day you just, I dunno, you two do a mission together and he gives you praise and you just look at him with a big smile 😊 and your ass straight up PURRS for a few moments and he's just like 🥺❤️ gatito... ❤️

The man sees you talking to Jess and Peter B one day and O'Hara is watching from a distance because he's, awkward and not sure how to approach you, and suddenly his super hearing can pick up someone in the room talking idly about you, or even explaining ABO stuff to another person. "Yeah, see em over there, holding Peter Bs kid? Those Omega always have nurturing instincts. It's cause they're wired to spit out tons of babies. They're the breeders. They even have natutal pheromones to calm down their mates and friends and children" and suddenly Miguel's ears are burning "youre tellin me my darling might wants lots of little babies running around? Fantastic."

Mexican/Irish and also Catholic Miguel who wants one of those STUPID HUGE families where people have at least 6 kids and it's like "oh a typical Omega pregnancy usually has at least two or three babies in one go and theyre shorter than normal human pregnancies huh? Interesting :)"

Some members of the Spider Society are like "why is Miguel kind of lowkey being a dick to me all the time now" oh well its very simple you see, Miguel read your file and found out you're an Alpha and you share this weird connection and also natural biological attraction to HIS lil honeybee and He Hates You Now. Fuck off out his house and don't let him see you talking to his baby or else

He gets really close to you one day, I mean like physically, or hey maybe emotionally too, and he's hugging you and he gets a whiff of your scent and it's something he can't even describe, something that has a carnal biological effect on his where he just wants to keep holding you and hearing your voice like a drug, like it's oxytocin on crack, and suddenly in true scientist fashion he's researching you, your universe, its history, its medicine, its culture.

Can't help but imagine a Miguel who goes full yandere and gives no fucks about doing what he wants for darling and splices his DNA with Alpha DNA so he can officially claim you as a mate, scenting, knotting, and everything. Lyla gives you instructions to meet him in a specific place and it turns out he's been experimenting on himself and he's deep in a rut and suddenly your knees are getting pushed into your chest and you're getting passionately knotted and filled up by a grunting growling purring Miguel who's leaving love bites and kisses all over your skin, just, his size alone would make him hard to get away from, you don't even need to add Alpha instincts and being able to track your pheromones on top of that 😳

Miguel "just let me 'help you as a friend'" O'Hara who tracked when your next heat was going to kick in and maybe even drugged you so it comes at a specific time and he makes it where the two of you are together or even trapped or something when it happens and, here he is, "oh just let me help you, isn't it hurting" but like. We all know it's because he wants to. Like could you even imagine he's, you know, using his fingers and he goes to remove his pants or free himself or whatever and you're just like "no I'll get pregnant" and he just kind of has a Microsoft error window in his brain because it's like. Oh you'll get almost DEFINITELY pregnant? Guaranteed? You're trying to tell the man you dont want to and instead at least internally he's like "promise? 👉👈"

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Who is Spreen?

We're doing this again I guess LMAO. Spreen just got announced for the QSMP so here's a quick rundown of who he is:

Spreen is a very popular Argentinan streamer. He was in Tortillaland 2, and he recently participated in Squidcraft Games and Minecraft Extremo (a Hardcore Minecraft server with a battle royale / hunger games mentality where everyone had only 3 lives).

Spreen was nominated (and won) the Breakout Streamer of the Year award at the Eslands (a Spanish streamer awards show, similar to the Streamer Awards).

Quackity and Rivers (another streamer friend of theirs) were also nominated for this award, and when Spreen won, he insisted that Rivers and Quackity join him on stage because they're all worthy of the award

Spreen went to the awards show in PJs (lmao)

Because his Minecraft skin is a black bear wearing sunglasses, a popular theory is that his character is the son of Rubegetta (Rubius x Vegetta)

He and Karl were one of the first streamers (besides Quackity ofc) to do a collaboration between Spanish and English content creators.

Karl calls Spreen "gatito" (kitty / kitten)

In Minecraft Extremo, he was part of team Vacío Legal (Legal Loophole). His teammates included Rubius, Missa, Shadoune, and Quackity. He was one of the last surviving members.

He's a very good PVP fighter and he worked hard to protect his friends (though he was unable to save Quackity, who died in front of him twice after getting yeeted by the gods then killed by a Vindicator).

Spreen's character seems to have a soft-spot for Roier, a friendly flirty guy who Spreen defended from his teammates, even though Roier was on an enemy team.

Despite this fondness, he'll still gladly maim Roier for fun, he just won't let anyone else hurt or kill him.

Although he was very competitive in Squidcraft Games, Spreen was still quick to defend Karl when a guard threatened to shoot him.

Spreen also had a very playful rivalry with Tubbo.

He has a habit of catching people off-guard with his humor.

In Tortillaland, Spreen's character was similar to Gus from Breaking Bad. He had his own city where he controlled the medial, extorted people, and threatened to kill people with withers if they annoyed him or didn't pay rent.

Spreen has also cosplayed his character cosplaying as Gus.

Other info posts:

Who is Vegetta? | Who is Sapo Peta? | Who is Luzu?

[verdemoun]

continuation of this post - rdr2 but what if kieran and javier were best friends edition:

javier will never admit he is friends with the o'driscoll but you bet your ass people stop picking on kieran real quick because javier will commit violence against anyone bullying his wet cat (he would call kieran gatito because kieran sounds like kitten in his accent: kieran hates it and would lie about what it means)

kieran doesn't get taken at jack's party because at javier's insistence/threat he sat at the campfire with everyone else. they all got drunk and sang cielito lindo until dawn

they finally go fishing together and start getting to know each other as people ie seeing each other's damage and going 'huh guess we both were pushed to abandoning our core values out of survival so glad that'll never happen with Dutch'. kieran 'borrows' arthur's legendary fish map because they both agree arthur is borderline useless at fishing

when fishing's bad they commit robberies and javier gets to appreciate kieran isn't just a stable boy - man knows his way around a gun. javier gets kieran on the bank robbery job, which results in kieran also being in guarma and absolutely refusing to leave javier behind because he does not believe for a second dutch actually plans on going back for him after seeing him leave lenny to bleed out and die alone

javier still sides with dutch while kieran sides with arthur in the final chapter, but upon realising they've both been left behind in the chaos they decide welp guess you're all i have now. necessary conflict of 'for all your talk about loyalty you really left john to die and didn't believe arthur about micah' 'i was on the train!! what reason did i have then not to believe dutch and micah' 'would you like that chronologically or alphabetized' but they get over it because fundamentally they are both really bad at being alone

post 1899: the legendary misadventures of el coyotitto y el gatito. they are too hurt by the falling apart of the VDLs to actually start a gang but they end up being the only ones that held onto Dutch's ideals? save those who need saving, shoot those who need shooting. mostly they're fishing and minor league stagecoach thieves, giving poor families the excess money and food ala robin hood - but damn are they good at casually shooting corrupt political and military powers across mexico and bordering states.

sometimes they send fish to beecher's hope wrapped in their wanted posters

[drefear]

Kitten Licks

Summary: You work with your friend with benefits, Miguel O'Hara in a restaurant in Nueva York as a bartender, but you both have secrets you cannot share. Will you be able to keep it, or will the cat come out of the bag?

part 1 - part 2

TW: alcohol, work, tiny bit of violence, stealing.

The black night sky made the air cold against your skin, jumping from rooftop to rooftop. The soft, shiny material of your catsuit made you warm against the cool breeze of the wind that hit your face and you heard the sirens in the distance. You had about 15 minutes before they realized that the most precious gem of the new egyptian display at the Met was stolen, and you had 16 minutes before Spider-man

 would be on your ass and barreling towards you like a battering ram at the speed of a jaguar, swinging with the pure intention of justice or whatever crap he spouted to the press. 

The adrenaline was completely worth it and you couldn’t help but feel a surge of excitement flow through you as you thought of the large man coming to find and apprehend you. He almost always won, but you were never taken away. 

On top of this all, you worked tonight with your friend with benefits and coworker, which meant you’d probably end up hooking up with him and staying at his house, which meant you needed to shower about your heist. 

The gem in your bag was worth a couple million dollars, and you’d definitely add a delivery fee to whatever price Kingpin was going to throw at you. You weren’t some errand girl, you were a professional thief, a real life Lupen, a cat burglar for the rich and famous.

That is how you got your name. Well, that, and your super powers, but those were an accident. 

“Gatito.” A voice rang through your ears as your turned a corner and saw the glowing red mask you knew would be making an appearance soon., But this was too soon. 

“What took you so long, Spidey? I was starting to think you retired.” You tossed the stone from one hand to the other, balancing on one leg and quickly judging your surroundings for an exit strategy. 

“That would make your life too boring.” He replied, folding his arms and narrowing his eyes. You’d debated hooking a clawed finger into the fabric of that holographic suit and revealing his face, but he would never let you get that close. Only once had you gotten that close to him, and both of your hands had been restrained. He was strong. “Give me the gem.” 

“Fine, how much are you willing to pay?” 

“Your bail.” His sarcasm made your body feel like it was on fire, and you smiled playfully, showing off your unnecessarily sharp canines. 

“Not enough. See, my other client is paying me that tenfold and not putting me in jail, so I’ll have to pass, but thanks for the offer!” You waved and backflipped onto the rooftop below, sliding into an open window and shifting throughout the house quickly, as quiet as a mouse. Your heart pounded as you saw flashes of red and blue against the window, but you knew he wouldn’t risk barging into a household for you and the stone. Your feet pattered against the hard floor as you found a window on the opposite side of the apartment you’d broken into and you slipped down onto the fire escape, shimmying around the metal beams to hop across to the next building. 

You’d thought you’d lost him until an arm grabbed you mid air and yanked you onto a fire escape, your body pressed against his as you heard his breathing begin to relax. 

“You’re not as slick as you think you are.” He mumbled and pulled your bag open, only to see it was empty. 

“And you’re not as smart as you think you are.” You growled back and jumped over him, climbing the ladder of the fire escape and kicking him onto the railing, hearing a soft ‘oof’ before jumping into the night and landing on the sidewalk. 

With that, you ripped your mask off and fluffed your hair to blend in with the masses of people in Nueva York and your job was complete. You escaped with the artifact and got past spiderman. Success tasted good. 

You’d give the stone to Kingpin that same week, but the only goal you had for the rest of the night was to sleep so you could function at your job in a handful of hours, and sleep evaded you almost immediately when you got into bed that night. 

The next day, you walked into work with your bag on your shoulder and heard a deep voice call out your name. 

“Late night?” Miguel called over the bar as you set down your bag and glanced behind you to his register. 

“Sorta.” You answered and shoved your bag under the countertop, looking up at him as he poured vodka into a tin to prepare whatever cocktail he was making. You tugged off your sweatshirt and dropped it into your bag, then closed the cabinet and stood up straighter as he looked you over. “How’d you know?” 

“Your eyes are glassy.” He concluded as he shook the drink and poured it out into a short glass. His eyes found yours and you furrowed your brows while scoffing at his comment. 

“Thanks.” You answered and he rolled his eyes, making you catch a glimpse of a large bruise on the back of his neck. “What about you? Get some action last night?” 

“What? No, don’t be ridiculous. Why would you even-” He turned to you defensively and glared at you with annoyance as you interrupted. 

“The back of your neck. Is it a bruise or a hickey?” You wiped your hands with a rag and studied his reaction as he suddenly got a bit nervous. 

“Bruise. I walked into something.”

“Backwards?” 

“No, just-” He sighed, stuttering a bit now, “I bent down and hit my neck on something.” 

“Then you didn’t walk into anything.” You added, poking him in the side and laughing. 

“What are you, a cop?”

“Nah, just concerned. Seems like you’ve got some memory loss from that hit.” You continued to joke until he splashed you with water from the sink as your manager walked out and sighed. 

“Can you two stop flirting and get back to work?” Ben sulked and pinched his nose, still wearing sunglasses. 

“Ben, I’m not even clocked in.“ You answered and he looked up while flaring his nostrils. 

“Then fucking do it.” He barked and you just ignored him, tapping the register screen and watching him storm away as an older couple sat at the bar while you tied on a little apron, moving to grab a tray and looking around for any new tables. “You’re on bar tonight!” Ben yelled across the restaurant as you huffed. Turning to face Miguel, he waved at you and tossed a bar key to you as you made your way back to the bar. 

“You’re at service bar.” 

“You are my greatest enemy.” You answered as he smiled and winked, wiping down a martini glass as you hung your head.

[diadraws]

have you read Open My Eyes by Buggachat?

not yet! ive been putting it off because i started writing a fic with a similar concept (i.e. post season 5 adrien angst) in early september and i want to finish that first before reading other people's takes on it, so i dont accidentally steal other people's ideas by reading their fics while i'm still workin, im at likeeee 28k words?? im prob 50-60% the way done unless i get distracted and go off on a tangent like i always doooo. heres a lil excerpt

sry (bout to start ramblin) i feel bad being AWOL so much lately from this blog. i got fired from my job that was making me hate all life so now im trying to find a new one and it is making me hate all life even more. (customers are annoying but being able to afford more than 1 meal per day was nice) also my injuries are flaring up and making it hard to draw. anyways thank you everyone for stickin around here is gatito noir as a token of appreciation i promise i will stop being in my flop era eventually and then i will be back and draw more creatures

[lthuskyhoratio]

Puss bonk Death

Just a little dumb thing inspired by @cotton-eyejoe

(I don’t know how tumblr work so I post it again) After seeing the singing post something just can't leave my mind, so in the video he hits people with guitar and also in the first move Puss hits Kitty with guitar.

this scenario can't leave my head, English is not my first language, I tried.

One day, after Puss says goodbye to Muerte and goes to a rich people's party with Kitty and Perrito to steal some coins, Puss acts as a distraction on the stage singing to the crowd. Unknowingly to him, Muerte is also there to grab some souls, but he is wearing a disguised(like a more luxurious poncho, with red and gold trace) so he won't startle the people around and he can give Puss a surprise.

When Lobo tries to grab the women's soul in front of him, Puss thought someone is about to hurt a lady, so he grabs a guitar and hit the hooded figure then he heard a way too familiar voice wince in pain, growling “Por Dios, did you just hit my head with a guitar, gatito”, Puss immediately realized who that is and start panicking“I am so sorry lobo, I don't know it's you, I didn't mean to, I thought you are at work.”

Kitty, who saw everything from the other side, sent Perrito away with the coins and yells “Puss!! Did you just hit your lover with a guitar AGAIN!”

Puss has a tendency to hit the people he loves with instruments. lol

[teddycicada]

Hola!

Quería compartir con ustedes este maravilloso dibujo que le compré a un artista. El es genial.

Id a pedirle alguna comisión. Dibuja hermoso °^°

Es Azure x Tripitaka. Un dulce beso entre gatitos.

El dibujo está basado en el au de @quitealotofsodapop de Tripitaka convirtiéndose en un tigre e interactuando con sus cachorros. Espero que les guste.

Link al perfil del artista:

[artorojo]

Can't resist to repost this....

"Me and my 19 year old that I've had since the day he was bom."

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for correcting my friend’s spanish grammar?

I’m white, non-hispanic, and my first and only language is english.

My friend, R, is hispanic, and their first language is spanish, although they’re fluent in both english & spanish (but have lost a bit of their spanish because they primarily speak english)

So, I recently (within the past year) have started learning spanish, and it’s something I’m kind of excited about so I try to ~sprinkle it in~ to conversations when I can, lol. Something I like to do a lot is set my discord status to something in spanish, usually a word/phrase I recently learned, and it’s usually something basic, like “estoy muy cansado hoy” or “me gusta mi gatitos bonitos”. again, something basic since I’m not very far into my lessons

So my friends have been teasing me for my sudden obsession with spanish, especially R, which I’m not bothered by because I know it’s a little funny. However, sometimes when they tease me, they’ll do so by quoting something i’ve said in spanish, but (not on purpose) they’ll say it with incorrect grammar, for example, they’ll copy how I always ask “donde esta el baño”, but when they say it, they say “donde ESTAS el baño” which, to my knowledge, is incorrect grammar.

I always point it out (a little dramatically, for added humor) that their grammar is WRONG dang it and its actually THIS! Which they usually explain as (as I said before) them losing their spanish skills because of how rarely they speak it and roll their eyes with a joke about being corrected on their spanish by a white man

However I’ve been thinking about it, and I’m wondering if this is like. Idk. Actually harmful to them? Or just an asshole move in general. I’m bad with reading people’s emotions and stuff so I can’t tell if they’re bothered or not. Idk. AITA? (And yes I know I can ask if they’re bothered but I’m just asking if this is an AH move in general, ok.)

What are these acronyms?

[catboymoments]

Why do you randomly speak spanish? (No hate, I am myself hispanic)

OH!!! I hope this doesn’t sound like me trying to be something I’m Not (ie “I’m not like other white people 🤓☝️”) but I’m from southeast Texas (Houston area) and I grew up around a lot of Spanish speakers, was taught Spanish when I was rly little and continued to passively learn it as a young teen... I can’t hold a complex conversation but I can decently read it and I know enough to get me by, but I wanna be more active in terms of knowing another language in the future cuz it’d be really useful!!!!

Also sometimes saying something in Spanish just kind of gets the feeling across better??? like seeing cute kitties and going “LOS GATITOS!!!!” just hits different LOL