#gate crasher

[venomgaia]

Guys that go bump in the night

(minorly inspired by @karniss-bg3 's response to this ask)

[mariiilume]

✩★ GATE CRASHERS TMNT ITERATION ★✩

Welcome to my newest iteration!!!! Gate crashers!!! I’m really proud of this iteration and everything has been going really good planning and design wise!!! So this will prob become my main focus over Astrological death!! Look forward to more content 😈 hoping to get some art out and a fic eventually!!

The story:

After the fall of earth when the Krang were released, a new empire has been built in the outskirts of space, run by the mother of all: Big Mama. In her work to create mutants made into weapons, competing and training in harsh games with the destiny to one day return to earth and ‘save’ the planet from the viscous apocalypse that has taken hold. But things change when a group of 4 siblings begin to question the way of life they know, only breaking more when a human is brought back to the base, revealing more secrets then they could ever prepare to unpack, in their world and in themselves.

Meet the characters!!!

Leah: With no role on the team Leah is quiet, observant and jumpy with a desperate need to be more than just dangerous

Raph: Raph is the leader and golden child of the team, he is distant, Paranoid and sassy and just wants to keep his siblings out of what he knows they are getting into

Mikey: Mikey is the try hard face man and team motivator, hes bubbly, Gentle and lost and just wants to be good enough to have the role he so desperately tries to get

Dee: Dee is the technician of the group and is hyper, Jittery and scatterbrained, they just want their family to be close again.

“When family is torn against family.”

[harapeveco]

Sanrio Eve is such a powerful concept my computer crashed 4 times while I was working on it

[crawsley]

okay i know i am straight blowing your inbox up BUT i had another thot. the usntdp O's showing the european omegas how good it feels to cum when they piss all over themselves. and it always turns into a vicious cycle because the smell of another o's submission (cum and piss) just makes everybody wet and horny and at one point they accidentally trigger a group heat of every omega on the team hahaha

Okay I saw you say European omegas but my mind immediately went to this pic of everyone at the gp today …

Is this not the warm, piss and come covered centre of any gangbang? Particularly a gangbang involving some big sweaty athlete adjacent guys?

[percontaion-points]

Gate Crashers chapters 9 & 10

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Chapter 9

Felix sat at his desk and read Ridgeway’s report for the fourth time. Magellan was damaged and several crewmembers injured when the artifact tried to make a break for it.

I am relying really, REALLY heavily on the entire “trust the process” for the subplot(s) that are taking place on earth right now. Mainly because I seriously don’t know what they expect for the people on earth to do… Other than to simply be informed about what’s going on. 

Eugene had been honest about the compensation as well. Felix’s first payday had been an eye-opening experience, not that he had any idea of how to spend it. People accustomed to lean times generally reacted in one of two ways to a sudden cash windfall. Either they take great care to ensure that it lasts, or they spend it as quickly as possible to get back to more familiar financial territory. 

I’m serious; I don’t give a fucking shit about ANY of this right now. 

An impressive array of recording devices and passive sensors switched on and started taking notes.

Chapter 9 summary: While all of that is going on in deep space… We jump over to Felix going to a local seaman-themed bar with Jeffrey. What does this have to do with the aliens, you might ask? I am also asking the same fucking question. I seriously don’t know what the point of any of this was, since it had nothing to do with the literal alien artefact. Like hm… what do readers want to see more of? Some random side character failing to pick up women? OR LITERAL FIRST CONTACT?!

At the end of the chapter, for no fucking reason at all, the narration does jump back to Maggie and her crew. They’ve got the artefact strapped in now, and are working on creating a signal jammer to stop it from sending out things anymore. Then they start to head off again. 

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Chapter 10

In the timescale of the cosmos, it would soon swell to many times its present size as a prelude to its ultimate destruction in a titanic explosion, vaporizing itself completely. Too big even to leave behind an infinite well. 

Look, I’m down for a good space documentary as much as the next person. 

But there is an entire. Mother. Fucking. Page. Of. This. SHIT. 

I am so fucking done with this book. I have 35 more chapters left to go. 

There was always more for a frontier manager to do, and many larims to go before he could sleep.

Chapter 10 summary: Some dude named D’armic contemplates an alien species. At least this is more interesting than clowns in DC going to get drunk… But I’m still kind of scratching my head over what this has to do with the main plot with the Maggie and her crew. 

Times laughed this chapter: 0

Total laughs this series: 0

[cooper64209]

intro =]

im cooper, my pronouns are he/him. i am trans and pansexual. i have adhd. personality type: ESTP-T. my birthday is in february, i am american, turkish and canadian. IM A MINOR‼️

DNI: homophobes, transphobes, pedos, zoofiles, idk just be normal yk 🤷‍♂️

hobbies: dungeons and dragons, acoustic guitar, reading, skateboarding, acting, gaming, drawing, debating and writing.

favorite games: baulders gate three, hogwarts legacy, minecraft, stardew valley and castle crashers

favorite shows: brooklyn nine nine, its always sunny in philadelphia, the boys, outerbanks and the last man on earth.

favorite books: A good girls guide to murder, twilight, heartstopper, girl in pieces, we are okay and five survive.

peak characters: Stu Macher, Billy Loomis, Homelander, JJ, Mac Mcdonald, Astarion, Shane, Jake Peralta, Sebastian Sallow, Edward Cullen, Emmet Cullen, Cedric Diggory, Batman, Deadpool, Spiderman (andrew garfields version), Dave Skylark, The Riddler and Tyler Hawkins

content creators i watch: Ted Nivison, Cscoop, Jschlatt and lunch club (not as much anymore bc of him >=[)

if anything i say or do is hella interesting gimmie a follow, also check out my other blogs that are more focused on one topic =]

i watch a lot of movies, so check out my letterboxd:

[edhelwen1]

Since we're on the epilogue (!?!!!?!) of our book (co-writing with my husband @ericdesmarais ), I can consider it a WIP.

Title: Fanatics! Inevitable Honeymoon Crashers

Definitely not changing it!

The Luck of Superheroes and Lovers (idk, that seems less generic than I thought it would be)

Okay now I am curious. 👀

How does everyone come up with titles for their work?

Do you have a go-to style, or is it more "vibes based" depending on the work?

this question is prompted by me wondering where the new publishing trend of what seems like a lot of unrelated book series having titles along the lines of

"The [blank] of [blank] and [blank]"

with me wondering where it came from, and if it is based off of one book series that everyone else is trying to copy, if its something publishers are pushing, or a mix of both.

so, as a fun little interactive post:

What's your current WIP document title,

Are you planning on changing the title after editing

what would the title be if you formatted it in "The [blank] of [blank] and [blank]" style?

[londonharrington]

uninvited | charles leclerc x fem!reader

in which there is a gate crasher in the sainz family reunion

notes: sainz!reader and google translated spanish!

ynsainz

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ynsainz can't believe i'm the third wheel here

carlossainz55 He knew me first!

ynsainz he loves me more!!

charles_leclerc there's plenty of me to go around ladies

ynsainz ew we're breaking up

carlossainz55 you're not allowed to date my sister anymore

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 familia lo es todo

ynsainz donde esta charles?

charles_leclerc why did he crop me out???

carlossainz55 in case you break up 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

ynsainz 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

user34930 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH CHARLES 💀

bebecarlito the way he just didn't include charles

leclercplease i love that charles was invited to their reunion but carlos didn't want to include him in the pictures

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ynsainz

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yourusername now carlos can't crop charles out of family pictures

carlossainz55 Hey! Ayudé con la planificación de thia!!

charles_leclerc forever and ever

pierregasly CONGRATS YOU GUYS

landonorris can I be the flower boy?

danielricciardo Can I be the ring bearer?

maxverstappen1 Can I be the best man?

carlossainz55 I'm the best man.

pierregasly the actual best man entered the chat

charles_leclerc My favorite brother (lorenzotl) is the actual best man.

arthur_leclerc pain

[medra-gonbites]

Baldur's Gate 3 Companion Head Canon Party Edition

Tav is throwing a party for their birthday. The playlist is ready, the neighbors are warned and the balloons are blown.

Here is what the companions (and three surprise party crashers) would bring to that little soirée.

Laezel | A strange liquor nobody has heard of

Impossible to know what it is, the label is written in a different alphabet. It has a crazy high alcohol percentage. Never mind it tastes like diesel: it's strong and if you want to get drunk it will get you there. Also it was crazy cheap so she bought 5 bottles (which she'll be the one drinking).

Gale | Some fancy ass bourbon

Nobody will drink it, because it is not that kind of night, Gale! He spends 19 minutes explaining to Tav why this vintage is special and what kind of smoky and woody hints they should get from the taste as well as an extensive story about where it was brewed (some place in the Highlands with blind dwarven monks no doubt).

Shadowheart | Wine 

It is a lower to mid quality bottle but she actually spends all evening drinking cocktails mostly composed of juice and vodka: she likes wine but it stains her teeth and gives her a headache, plus she really likes bright colors in her drinks. If there is Passoa and orange juice and the weather is nice she will be giving it a go. 

Wyll | Tequila

Alongside lemons and salt. The group complains because it’s just not something that gets drinken casually. However, they all end up taking shots around 3am and pass out and/or barf. Wyll is the only one who does not have a hangover the next day because he drinks water in between shots. Will make the cocktails if he is being asked nicely (he brought his shaker as well).

Karlach | Beer

She either comes with two 64-beer crates, one on each shoulder, or a keg (with a funnel and a pipe). She drinks most of these together with Wyll and burps loudly before shouting 'better in than out' and belly laugh herself to cramps. If the beers are canned, she will crush them on her forehead once they are downed. Ultimate beer pong winner.

Astarion | Shows up empty-handed

He feigns he didn't know or that he ran out of time to get something but he'll promise to bring something the next time (which is a lie as he already promised last time at Karlach’s costume party). He will leave with Gale’s expensive bourbon though and gift it to one his teacher from law school (in order to bribe them, of course).

Halsin |Juices

Not these industrial juice boxes mind you, but some organic 100% fruit, no added sugar juice from the bio coop. Or better yet he makes the juices himself - If the time of year is right he will make punch or sangria himself (and be careful it’s sweet but it is treacherous).

Minthara | Cocaïne

Nobody wants to do any. Frankly, Minthara did not read the audience  well. Astarion is willing but feels the vibe and decides not to (he takes her dealer's number for later though)). She ends up doing a line alone in the kitchen. At the height of the night when she's loaded and drunk she makes out with Gale or bullies him (or both).

Jaheira | Soda and ice

To be fair, all kinds of soda, and not just the generic crap either, the good brands. Bubbles no bubbles, fruity, bitter, sweet, you name it. She does not drink as she is the designated driver for her and Minsc (no way they're sleeping over with these kids) so she spends her night sipping on some ginger ale.

Minsc | Goblets

A lot of them. While it was disappointing at first it turns out to be a super sharp idea. Either to drink from or play beer pong they came in extremely handy. Halsin will pout and comment on the sustainability issue. Minsc drinks water but takes a new cup everytime he gets another drink (partly because he is proud of his goblet idea, partly to antagonize Halsin).

Durge | Flour

They are Tav's neighbour and they were invited out of politeness and actually showed up. They come with flour because “hey, remember when I borrowed some, years ago, there, I’m bringing it back like I said I would. We are even now”. They have the best jokes but they will try and start a fight over the playlist (they have issues with music it seems).

Here are a couple of party crashers who were not invited but came anyways.

Barcus | Airfryer and Snacks

He shows up very early to Tav's surprise. He was not exactly invited but thought he was due to Tav mentioning the party to him at work. Upon seeing him Tav is actually happy though and his glad he popped by. He brought his airfryer and some fried goods and that's just awesome.

Volo | His guitar

He was not invited and knew it but he shows up anyway. He will complain about the music the whole time while drinking wine and take his guitar to try and play wonderwall for everyone, even though nobody asked. Lae’zel will lock him on the balcony at some point during the night.

Gortash | Cheap Vodka

He was also not invited. He was told explicitly he was not but what can you do.... His shirt is way too open on his chest, he wears way too much cologne and his pockets are full of condoms. He tries to get into Shadowheart’s pants all night, refilling her glass constantly but he’ll end up at Durge's place next door.

[jeeaark]

GREYGOLD'S BALDUR'S GATE 3 ADVENTURES Pt.2

ACT 3 (not including final showdown)

As chronologically ordered as spoilery as possible

Act3 Party Crashers Monks vs Rangers Dat Plot Twist Plot Twist Bonus Plot Twist Aftermath Tadpole Upgrade Fret Vacation with Lae'zel Shopping for Clothes Plotting Pina Coladas Not PJs Share? Revisiting Rolan and Voss Romantic Sunset Dryad Boon Elfsong Tavern Basement Orin Shirtless Disaster Pt1 Shirtless Disaster Pt2 Shirtless Disaster Pt3 Shirtless Disaster Pt4 Shirtless Disaster Pt5 (holy crap so many) Babe Knows This is just silly To Tadpole or Not to Tadpole Consummate GloomGold Iron Throne Broken Lamp Mizora Flirt Mizora Pt2 Balduran Statue Ansur pt1 Ansur pt2 Astarion and Puns Off to Kill Cazador Cazador fight Minsc Patch 6 kisses Haarlep Raphael Showdown Shotdown Curtains for Raphael Insurance Personal Quest Problems Gather Your Allies

Bonus Ask Comics

Greygold's Personal Quest

Durge Help

Durge Flirt Alert

Durge Go Evil

Dame Aylin

Out of Spells

Thoughts on Raphael

Die For

Vlaakith Bargains

Lae'zels 2nd choice

MASTERPOST ACT 1&2

MASTERPOST ACT 3 Final Showdown

MASTERPOST EPILOGUE

[mariiilume]

Gate crashers x Dragon flies Collab with @cyaneaxo !!!!!! With GC Mikey (Right) and Df Raph (Left) I absolutely adore this song, Yaelokre slays so hard I loved trying to draw in this style!!!!

[alejandramelody]

Introducing to all of you my Party Crashers AU: Missing Souls

AU where Vernias is a Guardian Angel. Being a guardian angel is something he doesn't like much, but he does it for the greater good and protect Heaven from possible dangers.

One day, he's has a mission: Find a missing soul that didn't get through to the Heaven Gates and bring it to be properly judged; and that moment, the angel visits earth and ever since, his life takes a 180 degree turn…

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It originally started as my own take of Angel Vernias' design, but then I expanded it :D

More information soon, hopefully!

[percontaion-points]

Gate Crashers chapters 7 & 8

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Chapter 7

“Ta-da!” Billings said quietly. “And now, fer my next trick…”

Chapter 7 summary: Jackie shows up at the door of shuttle bay 2, and looks around for Chief Billings, who had been working on the artefact. She sees Billings, and he’s kind of in this odd position; something about it is off to her, but she can’t put her finger on why. 

As she’s waiting for an override to get in through the safety-locked door, an officer shows up, Gruber. The two of them go in together. But as they get closer to where Billings is “standing”, Jackie tells Gruber to stop. She picks up a wrench and chucks it; the trajectory of it goes off halfway through the fall. Somehow, the artefact is creating its own gravitational force, which is why Billings is “standing” so awkwardly. He’s not standing at all; he’s slumped over the artefact. 

As they dither on what to do, the artefact shifts, which forces them into motion, since the artefact has now unblocked the section of hull that ripped. They run to grab Billings and drag him to safety. But halfway back to the door, Jackie blacks out. She comes to on the other side of the door, back in safety. All three of them are somehow alive. 

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Chapter 8

Moments later, she was asleep.

Chapter 8 summary: Allison orders repairs to be done on the hull, for the cameras in the shuttle bay to be brought back online, and for them to create a “cradle” for the artefact. The man tasked with making the enclosure for the artefact asks how strong to make it. He says he doesn’t want to make one for a human, only to find out he should have made one for a bear. 

Back on the bridge, she’s about to relieve Ensign Wheeler when he tells her that the song being emitted by the artefact changed when it moved. Obviously this is insanely worrying, since maybe now it’s saying “They fell for the bait!” She calls up the engineering department and says that the only priority right now is to make that cradle; it’s an “all hands on deck” sort of situation with it right now. 

Allison then tells Wheeler to order a burrito, and goes to get some rest. In the shower, she thinks about how three members of her crew almost died… Simply because she made a mistake. As she’s getting out, Maggie asks what it’s like to not be able to see your own back. Maggie is asking this because the cameras in the shuttle bay are out, and it’s creating a huge blind-spot for her. She’s anxious about what could possibly be going on in there. Allison assures her that it’s only temporary. 

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Total laughs this series: 0

[jnece-maharlika]

OH NO! HES HOT.

Porty Mk

Brighter ver.

The one next to him is Mk, it's fanart for @pittdpeaches Fic on ao3 called Couch Crasher. It's not done yet but who am I gate keep this Portys handsome face? (Seriously I keep getting shocked by the fact that I drew this, like, is it normal to find your own drawing attractive?) So I guess heres a peek.

As you can see, for portys design I straight up got rid of all the reds and yellows that Mk's always wearing. Think of it as porty trying to differentiate himself from mk as much as possible so people stop getting confused.

I will finish it...someday I think.

[drchucktingle]

this was a WONDERFUL talk with gate crashers pod. what a great time trottin around talkin on books and art and proving love