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me aout at the cotsage drinking a nice tea out on the lawn with my peanut crop trees. is a nice day out
#cottagecofe #livin the dream
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Being a gay trans man means every sliver of representation in media you get for any facet of your identity lays under this crushing layer of "we can't say it out loud, it has to be a secret, it has to have a layer of doubt so that the people who are uncomfortable with your existence can comfortably ignore and deny it" and then other people will happily say you should love your gay and trans rep being so deep in the closet you're under the damn floor.
#transandrophobia#transphobia#fucking mad at some news i got recently about a thing i liked#“if it was a man and a woman it would be different but because theyre two men we cant name what kind of relationship they have”#gargle my fucking nuts#homophobia#social justice
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WHY DIDN'T Y'ALL TELL ME?!!😭😭😩
I've discovered Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust annnnnnd, I am fucked y'all! There is no other content. I've added D to a long list of vampires I need. What am I supposed to do now???? Watch the movie AGAIN?

#vampire hunter d#vampire hunter d bloodlust#fandom#late asf to this fandom but im here#hes a fabulous slaying fashionista and i wanna gargle his nuts#listen im unbearable right now#inconsolable really#vampires
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maugris posting in the year of our lord 2024

#im trying smthing new w the line art and eyes let me know if its hideous#maugris#maugris (the magisterium)#magisterium#the magisterium#the golden tower#'its not historically accurate!11!1!!!!' gargle my nuts#my art
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made another stupid thing, anyway do u guys think he whimpers
#he is unimaginably pathetic which is my type in men#he’s blond too </3 which is not my type but I forgive him#spider man 94#scorpion#mac gargan#more like mac gargle deez NUTS
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LMAO how bad of a punk do you have to be to have a blog specifically for making fun of people's first battle jackets LOL get a life
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Got an anon for if so let me double down by saying cis people can die some more
#im not being serious. i am not sitting here praying for death upon cis people. i am a trans person fearing for my rights#and venting my emotions in the only way i can atm. if you wanna gargle cis boots bc they make you feel more safe than your own community#be my fucking guest#i wont apologize. cis people have and will continue to make my life hell.#i dont have to be nice#on the down with cis site too.... How far we have fallen#im not even “radical” youre nuts if you think my deeply ill traumatized by violence ass can lift a hand to hurt anyone
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i was watching whang's ram ranch video and all i could think about was cooper. i am an achillien cooper truther through and through. i love me that dingy old man...
#i said achillien and not gay because coop is canonically bi#walton actually confirmed it which is AWESOME#we need more dudes gawking over him#he's also a transman because i said so#a wise man once said not all transmen are cowboys. but all cowboys are transmen#terfs can gargle my nuts dont come near me or my postd#cooper howard#fallout#fallout prime#the ghoul
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this is my peanut farm isnt it so #swagalicious
this is where i grow my posts
#realism #art #beauty is in the eye of the peanut holder
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for this rewatch of msq, i'm dealing with my rancor toward certain characters in a healthier way -- namely, making helpful diagrams!
#ffxiv spoilers#kinda??? and only for pre-hw msq tbh#Ilberd Feare Can Gargle My Nonexistent Nuts take 3 ig#fuck that guy fr tho#varis could also be labeled Bitch but eh#this is funnier#unscientific aside
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all consuming desire to bury my face in his nuts monday
#normalposting#hi. balls.#i know they fuckin hang dude#I Know This#do we think mr delver has ever had his nuts gargled. do we think he'd like to.
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"You cant just change whatever you want about a character :/ original context >:( themes and motifs!!!! >:((((("
Listen I'm just playing with my thrifted dolls in my homemade dollhouse, if you dont like watching you can leave
#just because i like making my own version doesnt mean i dont get or appreciate original content#and just because theyre Shaped doesnt mean i have to perfectly replicate the original context for them to be good#gargle my nuts
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all of my decisions are under a microscope and if you look very closely into the microscope you can see me flipping you the hell off.
#i fucking hate being implied to be impulsive#when i wait for months and months and months for a decision#and then its like cant you look at other options ;(#actually cant so. there arent any. no one is selling a toyota for less than 15k so you can gargle my nuts#or i should say one less than 15k that wont fucking blow up in two years#which im not a car snob i dont even give a shit about cars or need some high tech shit im just like#man i just want a car.#and theres one with a backup camera and bluetooth. that wont kill me.#and isnt horrendously overpriced.#and its from people we know and trust.#and i got approved for it.#I GOT APPROVED FOR IT BTW YAYYYY YIPEEE#YALL (my family) CAN SUCK A BIG FAT ONE
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if we're mutual and i followed you here, welcome to the inner circle where you get to see my 5x5px s3lfi3

you make my motor purr BITCHH!!

#until i get 'only mutuals can rb' button this is the only mutuals can rb acct#i'll set up a desktop theme and all that stupid shit in due time#tags will eventually make sense. eventually.#so click the link for the rest don't forget to like commit subscrobble and gargle my nuts
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The original Purple Guy, Afton ain't got shit against him

cringetober day 8: tumblr sexyman
when i was in 6th grade i used to draw comics with my best friend where i was dating him. our love was so beautiful
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i need his cringe ass so fucking bad
#i love a game with 6 official endings and 2 game over states and all of these but one involve raymond being cringe#the only ending where he's not being cringe is the one where he straight up is not in the scene#honestly.... kinda interested in how post ending 5 played out like. rebecca would have to eventually wake up in the mortuary#would she tell raymond about her conversation with her dad? i doubt it.#did raymond ever have a closure ending? cause he sure doesn't act like it lmao#and like was that even really rebecca's dad like why (in demon lore reasons) did he show up then#maybe it was a dream maybe it was real. most likely we'll never get confirmation either way#but like damn either the demon's banishment allows for the living and the dead to connect for a bit or rebecca's just super special/dreamin#i guess raymond's situation kinda prevents him from gaining closure since his mom is still alive/undead tho idk if he needs it with#someone else like his own dad. no idea where his dad's at. could be dead could be he was never in the picture (my personal preference)#journal says maria was still alive last he saw her so the only closure he could get there is in the alive world lol#again doubt he's getting any there's just no way that relationship ended well lmao#whatever. still gonna gargle his nuts#normalposting
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