#gardener!billy

[cuepickle]

“William-“

“Once more is all I ask, Steven”

(Literally obsessed with the idea of Royalty!Harringrove, wherein William the stable hand can’t help but take one last visit to Prince Steven’s chambers the night before his lover is wed to the princess of a nearby kingdom)

[expiredsoda]

Ooohhhh could I request Roz in her garden?

gardening stuff 🌱

[iambrillyant]

“october, plant me in soils of certainty and uproot me from any energy that brings chaos, weed out anything or anyone that disrupts my bloom and let the newfound awareness show me what deserves to be watered and what should be ignored. protect my garden and cultivate it with love.”

— billy chapata

[artificialalienn]

Its so funny to me that the bad end trio has a ice wielding wizard, a soul feasting beast

And some kid in a reverent costume.

I can just imagine Bipper being furious every one else GAINS powers but he LOSES his 💀

[boomerak3]

Brawl roster COMPLETE, nicklauerart the original person behind these designs did an outstanding job with them all, some of them I ended up adding little details in some of them, as for the one with grim, I made him carry a sea lard from adventure time and made it dress like me Saturn from the mother series 🌟, I’m now on the homestretch of it all and now have started on the smash 4 roster and I seriously can’t wait to show them all to you!

[yericvlt]

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[axlrosesrealwife]

Mr Rose has been spotted

#Iwannawearhisjacket #iwantaxltoholdme #axlkissmepls #godheissexy

[weird-an]

The door bell rings. It's the new gardener, Steve's mom informed him a week ago and fucked off to New York. Like she'd be around to watch the roses bloom this year.

This has to be a joke, Steve thinks numbly, when he opens the door.

"Hey, Harrington." Billy Hargrove grins at him, a toothpick between his lips. He's wearing a black overall - and nothing underneath.

Steve stares at the tanned skin and wonders if saving the town from monsters and a whole ass apocalypse isn't enough and he's being punished instead.

"Hey!" Billy snaps his fingers. "I'm talkin' to you, pretty boy."

"Oh." Steve blinks. He knows his attention span is fucked, but Jesus. To be honest, Billy is in good shape. Steve can almost see him lifting weights and wiping the sweat off his face -

"For the third time. Where are your mother's fucking roses, Steve?"

Steve absently points behind himself. "In the garden."

"No shit." Billy laughs. "Show me, then."

Steve does show him. Billy makes a face.

He mutters something that vaguely sounds like "what a dump", but Steve is too busy to stare at his ass when he's kneeling in front of the first flower bed.

Billy actually works. His golden hair up in a bun, chewing on the toothpick. His chest is shining from sweat and Steve watches his biceps curl. His left nipple is peeking out of the overall. Fuck.

Billy also yells. At the plants. Calls his mother's favourite hibiscus a stupid motherfucker and flips off the oak tree.

Steve is watching him, torn between annoyance and the tightness of his jeans. Billy's hands are dirty from the earth and he's panting when he digs through a flower bed no one has cared for in an eternity.

"Does your bush need trimming, too?" Billy asks, raising a brow and waving the clipper at him. There's a leaf stuck in his tousled bun.

Steve's face glows and it's not because of the heat.

"Uh..Do you want... some water?" Steve asks mechanically. That's something he should have asked two hours ago. Instead he was busy... staring.

"Yeah, thanks, pretty boy." Billy grins, teeth shining bright. He's got dimples and his face is sprinkled with freckles. Shit, shit, shit.

Steve watches Billy down a glass of water, Adam's apple bobbing. He's so fucked. He hides in the kitchen until Billy comes in to wash his hands.

"Done for the day. Can be 'round tomorrow. This shit show of a garden will take some time to get finished."

Steve imagines his mother hearing her garden called a shit show and literally clutching her pearls.

"Alright." He doesn't try to sound too eager.

When Billy is gone, he inspects the garden. He can't believe that Billy fucking Hargrove is his gardener. That he's actually doing his job.

The roses look okay. So does the rest of the garden. From what Steve can tell. The bush next to the pool... is shaped like a dick. Great.

Steve gets himself a beer. Desperate times call for desperate measures. He's half hard in his jeans. He hates himself, because he's about to jerk off to Billy Hargrove.

There's a note on the table. It's a phone number.

"You're so fucking obvious," Steve reads. "Luckily you're hot."

Well. It's a win, Steve guesses.

[theruffiansretrorampage]

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[yzhiche]

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@fluiora

[apollo18]

Concept: the justice league finds out that Blaze and Satanus, the rulers of hell, are kids of their ‘even more of a boy scout than Superman’ coworker’s “boss” and think Shazam is the Christian God. They ask Billy really vague questions that lead Billy into confusing them even more and they become convinced that Marvel’s Wizard guy is God with a capital G and Marvel’s either an angel or the second coming of Jesus.

Meanwhile Shazam doesn’t even know what the Bible is and his knowledge about religion is so outdated he still thinks Solomon’s Judaism is new age and not worth his time to research such a ‘fad’ religion, but he knows humans will make a religion out of anything as well as bastardize existing ones and very well could have mixed up actual tales that involve him, his allies, and his children into some sort of melting pot of a religion.

So when someone finally asks Marvel outright if his “boss” is God, Billy goes ‘wait… old guy in white robes and sandals, with long white hair and a beard… lives in space… aka the “heavens”, whose a ghost(Holy Spirit), and knows everything(historama)??? I need to dig deeper into this hold on guys’ and goes off to ask the wizard.

So when Billy asks the Wizard he just tells Billy “well, my boy, if so many things match up, maybe it is so and the tales of myself and my champions grew so estranged from their origins or mixed in with other beliefs that it can explain the things that aren’t true to our reality.”

Then The Canonical Character To The DC Universe, Jesus of Nazareth, shows up.

[weirdgirlshowdown]

THE OFFICIAL WEIRDGIRL SHOWDOWN BRACKET [1 out of 2]

our first 16 competitors have appeared! matchups announced below the cut:

Candace Flynn [Phineas and Ferb] vs. Beatrice [Over The Garden Wall]

Kuki Sanban [Codename: Kids Next Door] vs. Goo Goo Ga Ga [Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]

Wednesday Addams [The Addams Family] vs. Lydia Deetz [Beetlejuice]

Velma Dinkley [Scooby-Doo] vs. Tome Kurata [Mob Psycho 100]

Gaz Membrane [Invader Zim] vs. Mandy [Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy]

Luz Noceda [The Owl House] vs. Marcy Wu [Amphibia]

Mabel Pines [Gravity Falls] vs. Lilo Pelekai [Lilo and Stitch]

Matilda Honey [Matilda] vs. Lisa Simpson [The Simpsons]

[10bendog]

Trick or Treat?

Well, I choose to treat y'all with some more CN City art for the spooky season.

This was so difficult to find a background from the very few Halloween bumpers out there that both had nobody on screen and was a big enough of an area to add multiple characters, lol.

Anyway...

🎃 I hope everyone has a very Happy Halloween!!! 🎃

"This is Cartoon Network."

And, of course, here's the full renders of the characters.

[zombozled]

otgw screenshot redraw :3

[puppetwoman17]

Don’t ya just love listening to the king of the gods in your head all day every day? Don’t you? Don’t you???

[the-home]