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#d469son#daddy’s little helper#naked worker#blue collar worker#blue collar#gay masculine#gay men#tradie#worker#naked gardening#daddyshelper2
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Rating of Garden Critters!
Bee: 12/10, beloved, beautiful, miracle bug, would die for her, all flowers in my garden are for her
Ladybug: 10/10 I love her, she trusts me and walks on my hand, has little dots I can count and eats plant lice for breakfast lunch and dinner!
Ants: 2/10, they keep starting lice farms on my plants :/ go farm your lice elsewhere. Fun to watch though.
Spider: 10/10 charming, threatening, excellent vibes, does not respect my walkways, ultimately so useful for the garden I will never bring them down
Frog: 10/10 I don't know what she's up to but I love looking at her!
Mouse: 3/10 she gets 3 because she's so adorable but. She will dig out seeds and eat them. Go live in the fields please.
Snake: 10/10 absolutely love the long noodle, will resolve the mice issue, incredibly useful critter + points for powerful presence
Mushroom: 10/10 not a critter technically but she will make my soil healthy and I hope my plants can communicate underground too? If there's mushrooms?
Worm: 10/10 must have in the garden, please thrive in my soil, please live in my compost pile
Wasp: 6/10 threatening aura but I do believe she just wants to pollinate some plants and I respect her. There's place for her in my garden.
Bird: 8/10 I love her, I'm unsure whether she eats my worms but I hope she also eats bugs that eat my plants. Please don't eat my strawberries.
Plant lice: 0/10. No. Get off my swiss chard.
Butterfly: 4/10 Please stop laying eggs on my broccoli. You're so beautiful I love you and I want you to have as many babies as possible. But I am hungry. I am too weak to support your reproductive process.
Potato bugs: -2/10. No. Only bug I've enacted violence upon.
Any other bug that I do not recognize: 7/10, welcome to my compost pile! We have grass, we have peels, we have rotten fruit. Please eat it. Also if you're a cool neon color or really big I will follow you around for a while infinitely entertained by your existence.
Hedgehog: 10/10 I know she's just lost in there but please stay you're so adorable.
Slugs: -99999999/10. They know what they did.
#garden#pests#critters#beneficial bugs#good bugs#good criters#garden helpers#gardening#gardening memes#growing food
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Logging out for a while, love you miss you <3
#idk when I'll be back on#I think maybe end of the month to test the waters but we'll see#someone was having a bad day and decided to take it out in my inbox last night#and then when I logged off they got mad I didn't answer and sent a few more 🤪#usually I'm pretty good at rationalizing these things. gen z feels like the only place they have power is on the internet so of course when#they're angry and scared they're going to come after the people that they can actually reach#(and that includes me; proud owner of an anime thirst blog with 6 followers <3)#what they need is a hug and a copy of the anarchist protest guide and maybe a community garden; not someone responding to them with more#anger#but as I stated. I'm exhausted.#anyway. this is all to say#if you're feeling so much kinetic energy from rage that you feel the best way to get rid of it is to yell at some rando on the internet#use that energy to do something productive#sign up for a protest; volunteer at your local soup kitchen; teach crafts at the library.#a lot of people need a lot of help right now; why waste time shouting into the void when you could be doing something with genuine impact#the world needs helpers more than ever#if you made it this far thank u I love you; and stay safe out there cowboys 💞
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The mini dolls took advantage of the autumn sunshine and went to smell some fuchsia's and check if the blueberries are ripe enough yet! (they are not!)
Xie Lian tried to take a sneaky bite of a blueberry but San Lang dragged him away!
#tgcf#tgcf minidolls#tgcf mini dolls#heaven official's blessing mini doll#heaven official's blessing#heaven official's blessing minidolls#xie lian#hua cheng#san lang#mini dolls#mini doll garden helpers#hob#hualian#hualian minidolls#blueberry tree#darke faerie minidolls
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ahh, spring is here. My gardening assistants and I are busy planting and creating decorative floral baskets. It's an exhausting job...
#kittens#basket kittens#floral baskets#felines#cat lovers#LOL#asleep on the job#so tired#hard work#spring planting#baby cats#big helpers#pets#aww those toe beans#gardening
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Snow in LotML is very rare to see but I got lucky to get a bit of it in my shack 。^‿^。
[EU] Unikornu
#black desert online#black desert#bdo#black desert screenshot#screenshot#non edit#bdo discord#screenshot submission#lotml shack#solbaram neowa house#musa#bunnies#grandpa cron helpers outfit#cherry trees#cherry garden#lotml garden#family unikornu#eu
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New chapter for my fic 'Two Whole Weeks'
#buddie au#toughpaperround writes#two whole weeks content series#julia used to be an electrician but now she is LAFD#she gave up part of her day off to help with the Diaz garden#so this is the socials post they made to say Thanks!#one of many generous happy helpers#blessed Buddie
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Genevieve D’Aigues-Mortes, on Facebook
#kids#little helper#gardening#gardens#spring#spring garden#children#cottagecore#countrycore#country garden#gloves
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Adorable size comparison of my brothers dog Luna (big mutt) and my then 11 week old mutt Junie B.
She’s up to 8.3 lbs as of Wednesday and is only up to Luna’s knees in height. Can’t wait to train her to go after the attic rats and other furry garden/home pests.
#dogs#I have an indoor cat too that also goes after house pests#but I’m gonna need a garden helper#I know the squirrels are gonna be a pain and I’m likely gonna have to just live with them#but if I can train her to keep the rabbits away and to get the attic rats before they can get to the house at all I’d be happy#I managed to find quite a few rat homes while setting up a place for the main garden bed so hopefully I can get her ready to defend soon
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Who needs a rake when you've got these fowl mother-cluckers? I dump the mulch, they spread it.
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Snow: "Aah! That was a nice throw, wow." Daizy: "Aw, look at him carry the flower." Snow: "Aw. We're just, observers." Daizy: "You didn't even put it- you didn't- you didn't put it back right." Full clips compilation Untitled Goose Game Full Episodes My YouTube Channel Daizy's YouTube Channel
#untitled goose game#geese#goose#video#short video#flower#judgement#this poor man#garden helpers#opinionated#protest#observing
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