#garden buddy

[bilboyagathechickenfootedhobbit]

Me absolutely losing my fucking shit over a frog that found me while I was watering my garden last night.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 117

Bruce does not enjoy magic. In fact he’s absolutely horrible at it, to the point it’s better that he avoids it in general. Getting thrown into some sort of summoning circle bullshit was not helping him feel any better about it either. 

At least he isn’t dead… probably. He might be surrounded by green and there might be a massive entity sitting on a throne, but he isn’t dead yet. Even if the cult had been rambling about sacrificing ‘the dark knight to the dark king’. 

… His kids are definitely going to kill him, but there are small children peeking out at him from within the being’s cape. Who seem happy enough, while the… king looks exhausted in a familiar way. Well. Maybe it’s his own parental exhaustion talking, but they can’t be too bad if their kids are happy to be there. 

[eddieisinlove]

Over the Garden Wall Buddie for Halloween

[muffinlance]

Next Dark Night in Ba Sing Se part! Is! Fully outlined!

...And so is the majority of series in lesser detail because oops my hand slipped.

[momentomori24]

During my playthrough, based on the way she said this and Wenona's grossed out reaction afterwards, I could only assume this was an innuendo or weird joke I couldn't understand. So I looked it up today and apparently when adding the two words together it's a pun for "Cunninglinguists" which 💀 Like damn, no wonder everyone was so sure you two were fucking as bunk buddies.

[sad-manga-problems]

[satans-knitwear]

It's hard work being this cute 😴

[jackwhiteprophetic]

Buck and Eddie accidentally see a big crime and the suspects get away so have to go into witness protection. They're not together and are still both oblivious but obviously the logical conclusion is that they should be married in this fake universe. So Chris is there, they have a new house and a cat and Buck is a piano teacher and Eddie makes and sells beautiful garden gnomes, and they settle nicely into family life while they wait for Athena to sort things out.

[vulto-cor-de-rosa]

I know that Brave gets a lot of hate from people (looking at you Schaffrillas) and I get it, but you also have to understand how important Brave was to me and to so many other little girls when it came out.

I remember going to watch that movie in the cinema when I was 6 and I remember just relating so much to Merida. I didn't know why I liked her so much, why she spoke so much to me, but I remember leaving that cinema with a new favorite princess. Merida was a princess but she didn't fit the image of a princess that me and so many others had. She was "rude", boyish, tough, loud, energetic, brave, and she didn't want to get married to a prince. And the most important thing for me is that, by the end of the film, she stayed like that. That, sure, those were considered "bad attributes" by her mother and Merida did change by the end of the film, but she was still her loud, boyish self and her mom learned how to respect that.

Now, you have to understand that I was a 6 year old girl who the only adult life that had experienced was your typical heteronormative relationships. Until that point in my live the only princess that I knew was the the shy, delicate, damsel in distress who always marry the prince in the end Disney princess. I didn't know that not getting married was a choice. I didn't know that I could be loud and rude and energetic and out spoken and Still be a princess. Sure latter on I figured out that I was aromantic and definitely not cis but that is not what this is about. I was a little girl, who shared all of those characteristics with Merida, finally being represented! By a Princess, non the less!

All of this to say that Brave may not be the best movie but by god is Merida my favorite princess

[toiletpudding]

This is what happens when me and @munchonbrows let out a mere fraction of our powers on magma.

Also maybe next time I'll put a link on here and y'all can doodle with me 🤌

[bibuckagenda]

Buddie fic where in an ambiguous earlier season (before bucktaylor?) Eddie is hanging out in his kitchen while he watches Buck cook. They’re having a good time, laughing together, when something sparks an unease in Eddie. A phone call? a visitor? A comment he just remembered? That makes him feel like he’s taking advantage of Buck by always letting him cook for them. That maybe it might be nice if Eddie actually learned to cook a dish or two to better balance their dynamic.

And he obviously thinks about going to Bobby or his abuela, but he can feel his chest tighten in embarrassment and Eddie doesn’t like the feeling nor does he want to examine why he felt too seen when he thought of going to the people he cares about, so he signs himself up for some beginner cooking lessons.

He tells no one and he feels incredibly uncomfortable when the entire class is filled with older women (think 50-60s). He’s incredulous at first because all of these women seem to know more than the basics and they spend a lot of the class gossiping about people he doesn’t know. He doesn’t mean to get sucked into the drama, he’s here to learn to cook!, but then Debra mentions her daughter getting into a fight in a Denny’s parking lot and Eddie feels like he’s listening to a bad telenovela and he can’t stop himself from opening his mouth and piping up with his thoughts.

At first he’s terrified as the entire group looks at him, but then Colleen, Midwest accent and one of the more sarcastic women, nods at him and goes on about how he’s right.

Soon Eddie gets dragged into this group and while he does learn some things about cooking, he realizes that he made friends. With people he doesn’t work with!

Eventually why he was there gets brought up and he gets clocked as being in love with Buck so fast that his head spins. He wants to freak out about it, but Georgia pats his hand and smirks at him before asking if his Buck is handsome. The others all cackle when he blushes, but after they see a picture of Buck after a work out and one with him cuddling Chris, all they can do is gush at Eddie.

He loves it. He won’t ever admit it, but he loves it.

So he spends two nights every week learning what a ragù is and teaming up with Paula in an attempt to convince Pam that she’d spent two decades too many on her deadbeat husband.

(And if Buck is surprised when Eddie cooks them pasta on a rare night Chris is with his abuela, and he blushes a pretty pink color that leaves Eddie lightheaded, well that just means he has something to tell The Girls tomorrow evening in between making pie dough and trying to get Lottie to admit she thinks Mr. Harris, her upstairs neighbor, is handsome.)

[suntails]

⚔️🦁

[magg0t-bible]

So. Malevolent part 43 huh?

[somegrumpynerd]

Everything always has been fish

[idealuk]

Here's what I think:

We'll see Eddie and Christopher in El Paso like we saw Chimney and Maddie in Boston, things will happen that will make Eddie reflect and realize that he's gay (and who he should've been looking for this whole time), while, back in L.A., Buck spins out trying to fall for people other than Eddie (now aware of how he really feels) and failing. Cue them combusting together in either El Paso or L.A.

Bonus:

The universe would truly scream if they played the following during said scene:

[lanlishiba]

Hiya Dull, you are v. Cute!

I would love to gift you a fluffy plush bee :3 Hope you have a lovely day~✨

Aww he loves it!! Tyyy!!