#ganja mafia

[labyrinth-runner]

Dead Girl Walking Version One

Summary: Reader bombs at a sorority rush party and decides she has to drop out... but not before she bangs her roommate, Lawrence “Beetlejuice.” 

Warnings: 18+ Only. This is like PWP. Reader has female bits. 

Pairings: Musical! Beetlejuice x Reader

Word Count: ~2500

The smoggy haze of weed got to your head. You hadn’t even been smoking, but there was just so much of it at the party that you couldn’t escape the contact high. It made you giggly. And hungry. So you drank more booze, because you vaguely remembered someone saying that when you’re hungry you’re actually thirsty so you should drink more. So it only made sense to have another shot, right? But the booze table was over by the stoners, so you ended up smelling more of the ganja and well… it was a vicious cycle to say the least. A vicious cycle that ended in you hurling on the shoes of the sorority president. You thought movies were exaggerating when something happened and the music stopped and everyone gets quiet, but then you found yourself in that exact situation.

“You’re dead. Kiss any social life you think you had goodbye,” Heather said through gritted teeth. “If you don’t drop out by Monday, you’re going to wish you’d gone to community college instead.”

She thought she was sooooo tough. But, still, the threat of your social life’s demise freshman year was essentially the same as a mafia hit. Heather might as well have threatened to have you sleep with the fishes. Isn’t it weird how the plural of fish is still fish, but people say “sleeping with the fishes”? You shook your head. Now wasn’t the time for stupid thoughts like that. You wove your way through the crowd that parted like the sea (A-haaaa sea, home for the fishes… Fish) and slunk your way out into the street.

Steam came up through the subway grates in the sidewalk as your combat boots clunked down the road. Subway steam was always gross. It was a hot smog that seeped into your pores and stung your nose. The walk home was longer than the uber to the party had been, but it helped you sober up more as you kept going.

That was when the panic began to set in.

Your social life was over. You wouldn’t be able to set foot in another sorority house—not that you absolutely had wanted to join one in the first place, but it had been part of the deal you’d made with your mom so that she’d pay for college. If you at least rushed, then she’d pay for 75% of it. If you made it into her old haunt, she’d pay for it all. Now, you’d be footing the bill of your entire degree.

Fuck.

Maybe you should just drop out. It was early enough in the semester. You could transfer back to your community college and say you were homesick. That might just work. Mom couldn’t fault you for missing her. You crashed through your front door after fumbling with the lock for a bit.

“Shit,” you muttered, hitting your hip against the table in the hall. The house was dark, but you could see the shadows from the tv in the living room dancing across the doorway. Lawrence must still be up watching god knows what on the “boob tube” as he called it. Your room was down the hall. Posters were taped at angles on the wall because you thought it looked cool. Your duffel bag was still hap-hazard in your closet from where you’d chucked it after move in day. Fabric slipped through your fingers as you grabbed whatever you could from your drawers, shoving it into the bag as fast as you could. You could practically hear your mom talk about how wrinkles form by doing what you were doing but you didn’t give a flying fuck.

“FUCK!” You heard Lawrence say from the living room.

You paused in your packing. No one was going to see you here again. You might as well have one last meal before you went. Besides…. You always had a soft spot for Lawrence “Beetlejuice”, or “Beej” or “The Juice Man” as he sometimes called himself. You wouldn’t have to live with him if it went wrong. You might as well…

Fishnets snapped against your thigh as you tugged them on. You took a look into the mirror hanging on the back of your door. Black corset, check. Lacey, cheeky underwear, check. Fishnets, check. Combat boots, check. Still, you needed something. A robe! You pulled the gag gift from your closet. It was dramatic and sexy and your best friend from high school got it for you for your 18th birthday as a joke that you could finally seduce all of those creepy old dudes that would tell you to smile while you waited for the bus. Now, a whole year later, you found yourself pulling the silk fabric up over your shoulders. You tied the bow loosely, but still had enough to play with. Good. You wanted to toy with Lawrence. Give him a show.

You slunk down the hall until you were in the doorway of the living room. Leaning against the doorway, you tried to appear as sexy as you could, swinging the excess of your tie in circles. “Having fun?”

“Yeah, babes,” Lawrence said, casting a quick glance at you before fully starting to gawk at you. “How was the—” he trailed off, watching as you slowly started to undo your robe, revealing your cleavage. He swallowed a lump as you playfully trailed your hand down your chest.

“How was the what, Beej?” You pulled up off the doorway.

“The party?”

“Awful.” You watched as his breathing sped up as you strutted over towards him. “I’m dropping out. My social life is over.” You stepped, placing your booted foot on the couch between his legs, toe dangerously close to his crotch. Placing your elbow on your bent knee, you leaned your head on your hand and smiled at him sweetly. “Do you know what I am, Beej?” Your voice was almost sing-song.

His hand tentatively slid up your calf, his eyes almost rolling back into his head at the feel of your fishnet thigh highs beneath his skin. “What’s that, Babes?”

“A dead girl walking. And do you know what I’m going to do?”

Lawrence swallowed. He shook his head.

You smirked, swinging your other leg over his leg so you could sit on his thigh. “I’ve decided I must ride you ‘til I break you.” You dragged yourself over his leg, reaching out to grab hold of his sweatshirt hoodie to yank his mouth to yours. It was a hard kiss, full of need.

It was like a switch flipped in your roommate. He started to kiss down your chest towards the neckline of your corset as he pushed your robe off your shoulders until the fabric pooled around your waist. His beard tickled against your skin in a way that felt so delicious that all you could do was sink your hands in his green-dyed hair and hold him closer. He nipped your neck, eliciting a gasp from you. His hands slid down to wrap around your ass, one hand continuing it's decent down your thigh until it hooked behind your knee. He yanked you over, fully pulling you into his lap. Only then could you feel how hard he was for you. You ground into him, hard and slow. He leaned his head back against the couch, exhaling through gritted teeth.

“Fuck,” he breathed. He eyes were wide with lust.

“Beej—”

He cut you off, kissing you hard. His tongue tangled with yours, fighting for dominance that you weren’t quick to give him. He left you feeling breathless and wanted, and something was hammering in your chest that you wished would stop because if it kept going then that would mean that you wanted this. You wanted Lawrence to fuck you because you wanted Lawrence, and not just because you wanted to fuck shit up before you dropped out. Had you been tiptoeing around these feelings the entire time? You kissed him back harder, willing it to mean nothing.

You took his hands, placing one on your ass and the other on your chest, encouraging him to squeeze and grope. Your own hands went to the band of his sweatpants, sliding your hand down into them. You moaned against his mouth as you felt his length in your hand. He was going to feel amazing.

You pushed him back, breaking the kiss to pull up his sweatshirt. “Strip, Beej.”

“Yes, Ma’am.” He scrambled to pull it up over his head, along with his shirt. He looked at you weird before wrapping his arms under your thighs and lifting you.

“Beej, where are we—” He cut you off with a kiss, slamming your back into the wall in the hall.

“I’m not fucking you for the first time on the couch,” he said, pulling back. His eyes had softened slightly, and you didn’t know how to respond except with a nod. “Good.”

He kissed you again, harder, his one arm sliding up your back as your legs gripped him tightly. He stumbled backwards into your room, falling on top of you on your bed. You used your heels to push his pants down. Taking the hint, he pushed them down the rest of the way, kicking them off, standing in front of you in just his boxers. His hands reached for your corset, unhooking the front until you spilled out in all your glory and he could drop the garment onto the floor with his pants. Lawrence’s mouth was on you in seconds, sucking hot, wet kisses to your chest, leaving marks that you knew would still be there in the morning. He took your nipple in his teeth, rolling his tongue around the sensitive bud. Your back arched off the bed and towards him. You felt, more than heard him chuckle against your skin.

“You must really want me, Babes.”

You rolled the two of you over so that he was under you. “Shut up, Beej.” You sunk your hand into his underwear and gripped him, pumping agonizingly slow. “Come on, Beej. Fuck me. You know you want to.”

Somehow you needed him to make the first move, regardless of the fact that you had been the one deciding to seduce him. You needed him to take you because then you would be just another notch in his swiss cheese bedframe and you wouldn’t have to admit that you wanted to be more than just a conquest.

His hands came up your thighs, fingers splayed. His hands settled on your hips before snapping the band of your underwear. “These have to come off first.”

You swung off him long enough to shimmy out of them, laying on your side next to him. His eyes trailed your body and you felt awkward, like you should cover yourself.

“You’re beautiful, Babes,” was all he said before kissing you again. It was a different kind of kiss. It still left you breathless, but this was more passion than lust. You’d had your fair share of drunk lusty kisses. This… this was passion. This was need and want with just a touch more sprinkled in. His hand cradled the base of your neck as he pulled you back into his lap. You absentmindedly clocked the fact that he was no longer wearing his underwear either as you felt his dick brush up against your entrance. You whined against his mouth, feeling him slide himself back and forth through your slick before setting his head at your entrance. You were waiting in suspense until he slowly entered you, biting your lip as he bottomed out.

You had never felt more full in your life as he rolled you onto your back.

And then he started to move.

And Jesus Fucking Christ did he deliver. Lawrence pounded into you as if he could leave some internal mark that would permanently mark you as his. You tried your best to match his strokes, slamming your hips into his with the same velocity, but he was frenzied and you just wanted to give yourself over to the pleasure. But you also wanted to fuck him back. To make him feel just as needy as you. To help him reach his pleasure as you felt yourself ratcheting up towards your own. The familiar heat built deep in your belly as every muscle in your body began to tighten. It was imperceptible at first, but then even Lawrence was commenting on it.

“Fuck, Babes. Just like that. Fuck, I’m yours if you want me. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. You’re so fucking tight,” he was babbling into your shoulder as he relentlessly rocked into you. “Milk me dry, Babes.”

You pulled him in for a kiss, forcing your tongue into his mouth. He shuddered on top of you, and began to lose his rhythm. His hand came down and hooked around your knee, pushing your leg towards your chest.

“Beej!” You cried out with the new angle. It was almost too much and not nearly enough at the same time. You felt yourself hovering towards the edge of your inner precipice, just wanting to throw yourself over and crash into the abyss, taking Lawrence down with you. His hand slipped between your bodies. His thumb pressed fast, desperate circles around your clit and you lost it, unable to hold on anymore. It was as if every muscle in your body snapped like a rubber band. The only thought in your mind was Shattered. Shattered. Shattered. As you fell into an oblivion of bliss.

“Fuck.” Lawrence collapsed on top of you, kissing you hard as he found his own release. Your arms felt like Jell-O as they came up to circle around his back, holding him close. His breathing was ragged as he flipped you over so that you were laying against his soft, sweaty, dadbod chest. You rested your head on his shoulder.

“Don’t go,” he said, drawing circles on our back with his thumb. His black fingernails titillated your skin.

“My social life is over. What else is there for me here?” you asked, tilting your head up to look up at him.

His blue eyes trailed down your face before looking away. He was blushing. “Me. Let me be your home, Babes. I’ll resurrect the dead girl and give her life.”

You kissed his cheek, hitting acceptance. “I love you, Lawrence.”

He hugged you close and kissed your forehead. “I love you too, Babes.”

[majdar]

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[iam-back]

Rat Trap+The Simpsons=Krusty's Super Fun House

Galaga+beer=The Last Eichhof

Missile Command+weed=Ganja Farmer

Doom+Italian mafia=Our Thing

Dead by Daylight+Dragon Ball Z=Dragon Ball Z: The Breakers

Among Us+Death Note=Death Note: The Killer Within

[scarcity-kriminal]

🤞🏼

[sunkissed-thought]

“Salvatuka’s Mission: Summit Stride.”

1. Agent Yisha

Untuk rencana ekspansi bisnis, aku mau mengembangkan pendidikan untuk hacker! alasannya agar therevotuka bisa menguasai dunia 🏃🏻‍♀️

2. Agent Bingbong

Saya sih rencananya mau jadi penyalur bibit mangga kualitas terbaik manis dan enak buat di tanam di London alasannya biar bisa makan mangga gratis kalo ke London nanti. Terus uang hasil penjualan mangga buat beli senjata baru yang cocok dipake Agents.

3. Agent Chenghao

Sebagai orang yang suka ketenangan, gue mau melebarkan sayap bisnis gue sebagai peternak sapi dan petani yang punya kebun sayuran sendiri di Switzerland! Bekerja, bermalas malasan, dan menikmati hidup adalah cita cita gue..

4. Agent Shuyi

Agent Shuyi mau ekspansi bisnis vaksin kesehatan. Tapi sebenernya dibalik vaksin kesehatan tersebut, dia sekalian jadi pengedar narkotika yang berbentuk suntikan. Alasannya karena nothing to lose. Selagi punya kemampuan tentang kimia, obat obatan, dan usaha obat vaksin, mending sekalian menyelundupkan morfin, heroin, dan kokain upgraded. Hasil penjualannya juga lebih besar dibanding obat-obatan vaksin biasa, karena cuma orang kaya yang bisa membeli "vaksin" tersebut.

5. Agent Xinyi

Aku rencananya mau ekspansi bisnis coquettish-themed boutique di Prancis. 🎀🌷🩷 Alasannya simple, soalnya aku suka warna soft terutama pink dan suka desain yang lucu lucu seperti ribbon atau lace. Jadi bisa kembangin semuanya lewat outfit untuk dijual. {lovingly} Tujuannya, mau bikin dunia ini semakin pinkish dan lucu. Manfaatnya, kamu jadi cantik dan lucu. ^^

6. Agent Shizhu

Kalo saya sendiri, mau membangun bisnis yang bersambung dengan dunia kuliner selain saya suka makan, saya bisa menyelipkan beberapa kegiatan mafia didalam resturan tersebut tanpa dicurigai oleh banyak pihak.

7. Agent Kobar

saya BErencana akan menjadi penyalur ganja bagian QuEENS GROUP karena saya fans berat hong hae in fahaaaamm??

8. Agent Zhongli

Untuk ekspansi bisnis, saya, Agent Zhongli, berencana jadi Reseller merchandise official anime seluruh dunia. Sebagai wibu, saya bisa membuka peluang di dunia jejepangan dan mungkin di Jepang itu sendiri karena mayoritas orang zaman sekarang berpikir kalau gak wibu gak keren. (berdasarkan survey) Banyak yang sedang berlomba-lomba si paling tau anime ini dan itu, tentunya mereka juga nggak mau kalah dalam mengoleksi merchandise official dari anime tersebut. Dan karena alasan ini, saya yakin saya dapat sukses dan berhasil memperluas jaringan Salva ke dunia jejepangan.

9. Agent Yufang

Saya memilih untuk memperkenalkan lini pakaian olahraga yang ramah lingkungan dengan merek "EcoActive" karena meningkatnya kesadaran akan keberlanjutan di kalangan konsumen. Dengan produk ini, saya dapat menawarkan opsi yang ramah lingkungan kepada pelanggan, memperluas pangsa pasar di kalangan mereka yang peduli terhadap lingkungan, dan menjadi bagian dari gerakan menuju industri fashion yang lebih berkelanjutan.

10. Agent Muchen

Saya berencana untuk membuka restoran khusus Semangka goreng, karena siapa yang tidak suka semangka? Ini adalah usaha yang universal dan dapat menarik pelanggan dari berbagai latar belakang dengan cita rasa yang berbeda-beda. Selain itu, semangka goreng memiliki potensi untuk diubah menjadi berbagai bentuk dan imajinasi rasa yang berbeda dengan menyelipkan suatu kode rahasia yg menambahkan produk yg berkualitas, sehingga memberikan fleksibilitas dalam menu kami. Dan siapa tahu, mungkin kita bisa menciptakan inovasi baru seperti semangka goreng berlapis selai sambal kacang untuk memikat pelanggan lebih banyak lagi!

11. Agent Mixue

So, rencananya aku mau jadi penyalur penjualan organ tubuh, kenapa begitu?? walaupun kedengarannya ngeri tapi aku tau kalau harganya pasti sangat tinggi, jadi kalau aku bisa menjual banyak itu pasti bakalan dapat untung yang banyakk jugaa! dan rencana berikutnya yaitu aku mau buka cabang perusahaan cafe ku di Italia, di salah satu tempat yang 'katanya' disitu banyak orang-orang penting dan para anggota dunia gelap lainnya, jadi nantinya cafe yang aku buka itu akan aku jadikan perantara untuk mencari informasi-informasi penting yang berhubungan dengan bisnis gelapku serta untuk menggaet orang-orang penting untuk memperluas bisnis ini supaya untung yang didapatkan pun semakin tinggi.

12. Agent Daiyu

Aku nih bakal milih Madrid untuk misi berpotensi mengubah masa depan perusahaan dengan bantuan kacamata canggih dari Archibald, desainer Spanyol yang berbakat kalo soal nyiptain inovasi yang melampaui zaman. Kacamata ini bukan kacamata biasa, selain menjadi aksesori mode, juga dapat mendeteksi objek tak biasa dan mengirim sinyal tak terlihat, cocok kan main rahasia-rahasiaan pake kacamata ini, tentunya bakal ngasih keunggulan kompetitif bagi ekspansi kami! ☆

[gal4thea]

Summit Stride.

Sebagai orang yang suka berkeliling dunia, saya, Agent Huawei, berencana untuk bekerjasama dengan seluruh pedagang jamu keliling yang sebenarnya adalah pengedar *beep*. Mungkin awalnya bisnis saya akan berskala kecil, tapi lama lama saya pasti bisa menaklukkan dunia dengan bisnis itu MUAHAHAHAHA.

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1. Agent Peiyu

Rencana Bisnis: Permainan Casino di Inggris

Alasan: Karena permainan casino ini memiliki keuntungan yang besar bagi kita para mafia, kita bisa meraup hasil uangnya untuk dibagikan ke boss.

2. Agent Nuwa

Rencana Bisnis: Klinik Kecantikan di Korea Selatan

Alasan: Ekspansi ini memungkinkan akses ke pasar yang lebih besar dan beragam, memungkinkan klinik untuk menjangkau lebih banyak pelanggan potensial. Serta dapat meningkatkan pendapatan. Ini juga bisa dijadikan kesempatan untuk menjalin kemitraan dan kolaborasi dengan profesional lokal di bidang kecantikan, memperluas jaringan dan sumber daya.

3. Agent Jiaolong

Rencana Bisnis: Buka Pub di UK

Alasan: Di UK sendiri kan minum alkohol itu udah jadi part of their culture. It’s also their way to be sociable and catch-up with friends and family, jadi bisa hampir dipastikan pubnya bakal selalu rame. Aku jadi bisa dapet info dari pengunjung pub, bisa ngelakuin meeting sesama agents under the guise of running a l business, selain itu pub juga bisa banget jadi cover buat aku kalau mau melakukan money laundering.

4. Agent Mixue

Rencana bisnis : Ingin memperluas bisnis penjualan organ

Alasan : Walaupun kedengarannya ngeri tapi aku tau kalau harganya pasti sangat tinggi, jadi kalau aku bisa menjual banyak itu pasti bakalan dapat untung yang banyakk jugaa! dan rencana berikutnya yaitu aku mau buka cabang perusahaan cafe ku di Italia, di salah satu tempat yang 'katanya' disitu banyak orang-orang penting dan para anggota dunia gelap lainnya, jadi nantinya cafe yang aku buka itu akan aku jadikan perantara untuk mencari informasi-informasi penting yang berhubungan dengan bisnis gelapku serta untuk menggaet orang-orang penting untuk memperluas bisnis ini supaya untung yang didapatkan pun semakin tinggi.

6. Agent Huxin

Rencana bisnis: pertambangan emas

Alasan: Saya berencana membangun ekspansi bisnis pertambangan emas. Saya sudah berpengalaman dalam industri pertambangan emas. Saya telah mengamati dengan cermat pasar dan melihat peluang ekspansi yang menjanjikan. Setelah melakukan penelitian yang teliti dan berkonsultasi dengan para ahli, saya menemukan lokasi tambang emas baru yang memiliki potensi besar untuk pengembangan. Tanah yang kaya akan cadangan emas dan infrastruktur yang memadai membuat lokasi tersebut sangat menarik bagi ekspansi bisnis saya nanti. Lokasi tersebut bertempat di Beijing, China.

7. Agent Kobar

Rencana bisnis: saya berencana akan menjadi penyalur ganja bagian QuEENS GROUP

Alasan: Saya fans berat sama hong hae in 😌

8. Agent Fenfen

Rencana bisnis: saya akan membuka bisnis yaitu membuka isi bahan senjata api

Alasan: suatu negara pasti membutuhkan bahan isi senjata dalam segi hal militer maupun segi keamanan. rencana bisnis saya akan dikembangkan di negara Canada. :D

9. Agent Xiaoran

Rencana Bisnis : aku sebagai agent xiaoran akan melakukan expansi bisnis dengan tetap fokus untuk mempelajari teknik coding untuk meretas keamanan sistem di london dan tentu saja akan mengambil alih segalanya. aku siap menjadi anak polos yang sedang mendalami ilmu di london, serta siap meretas sistem mereka setiap saat.

Alasannya: tolong kakak fikiran ya

10. Agent Sangzhi

Rencana Bisnis: Pencucian uang lewat bisnis club malam

Alasan: Mau bisa party-party ketemu sama orang orang besar tapi punya pemasukan yang wah tanpa mencurigakan

[bolsiepojawilizostal]

Życie sprawia ból

Kali - Chudy Chłopak

[nie-pogodna]

Ćpanie nie jest dla każdego.

[ulicznichuligani]

[puti-n]

Jesteś moją heroiną, wale Cię dożylnie z adrenaliną

Ruby GM

[sorryforallthetears]

wiesz, że bym nigdy cię nie skrzywdził, moja malutka...

Kali

[raperowelove]

Wiem, że liczyłeś na to, że się nie podniosę wiem, że Cię boli wiesz, że nigdy nie przeprosze.

Kali

[mentalloner]

Tak podatni na zranienia Nie chcemy uronić łez

Kali x Pawbeats - Pacyfka

[day-offf]

Gdy leżymy obok siebie przyciągamy się jak magnes Tak miękko w naszym niebie niczego więcej nie pragnę Chcę zestarzeć się przy tobie, kochać każdą twoją zmarszczkę Spocząć w tym samym grobie, nierozłączni już na zawsze

Krime - Promienie