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We're running circles around you!

~Gemini Man, 1990

Here, have a GIF of Gemini Man’s flawless attack strategy

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The last image won't let me post it to Mastodon, so here it is:

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They misread it as Minniecraft and this happened.

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TIL Ribbit King Golf didn't begin on the GameCube - it began on the PlayStation.

(Kero Kero King, PS1)

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I saw a post on r/NonPoliticalTwitter that had a title about how you're never too old to have an imagination and how adults have lost theirs, but the post itself was about how adults seem so smart when you're young and so stupid when you're grown and writing instruction manuals.

The title not matching up with the post made me suspicious that the OP of that post may have not been human at all, but rather an AI plug that reposts posts and changes the titles to nearly-irrelevant faff conjured up by ChatGPT.

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I get the phrase "roaring laughter", but nobody says "rawr" at something funny; they say "ha ha ha".

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aka Kittyjara Story (Kemco - Game Boy - 1990)

From: Nekojara Story

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Oh hello, not-Treble.

Silhouette Mirage (Treasure - Saturn/PSX - 1997)

from Weekly Sega Saturn Magazine August 01 1997

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Alright, let me refer to a few games where despite what it seems at first, the title is not the name of the player character.

Halo - the title refers to the big ringworlds you see across the franchise. Your player character is a Spartan soldier of the Master Chief rank.

Valis - the title refers to a magic sword. Your player character is Yuko Asou.

Strider - the title refers to the main character's title. Your player character is Hiryu. This is a licensed game, by the way, based off a manga called Strider Hiryu.

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That's the third ask I've gotten about people with suspiciously Middle Eastern names asking me to donate to the rescue of their sister Waafa, who was taken by a certain child-murdering group of bad people.

Is anyone else getting asks like these?

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In communities (by the way you should visit communities, they're our hot new feature), you do not have the option to hide posts which you don't like, just like in your home-feed. Everyone should see skudard on Proto Man and MegaTimeFandub by CapCube! It's great, and fun for the whole family! Children will come around to see AniPoke and their friends will want to reference AniKabi! They all sing happily the great song of AniSoni and they fop their renstimps until Dream Island is battled for and the geometries have been dashed! Oh, the parties will be crashed no doubt-ee-doo-dah!

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Oh joy, the return of THOSE accounts full of the women who do THOSE things.

Not saying what, because more will come if I do.

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An addendum - apparently in Grunty Industries he wields the awesome, unstoppable power of EMP waves! Even more awesomer and more unstoppable-er is the fact that the factory came prepared for just such an occasion - the equipment items that are all stopped up are auto-fixed in a matter of seconds or maybe a minute.

Is that really so? Are Mumbo's powers limited per world? In Witchyworld he can only make electricity magic to power machines and park equipment, and in Terrydactyland he can only embiggen certain things.

On that note, why does Humba call the bigger T.Rex "Daddy T.Rex" and not "Adult" or "Grown-Up"?

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Ah yes, the untold story, that tells of Einsteinmeyer, Ratzis, and dumbing down the score to just the obvious tunes like Sugarplum Fairy and Trepek.

And Nutcracker who insists on being called NC.

I don't think Four Realms did it any better, either - the Sugar Princess was evil and this was an exercise in feminism?

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If they can bring Nimona out of Cancellation Hell, then I bet they should do the same for Popeye and Medusa! ...Provided they haven't lost the rights following the Emoji Movie incident...

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Is that really so? Are Mumbo's powers limited per world? In Witchyworld he can only make electricity magic to power machines and park equipment, and in Terrydactyland he can only embiggen certain things.

On that note, why does Humba call the bigger T.Rex "Daddy T.Rex" and not "Adult" or "Grown-Up"?

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Hatsune Miku!?

Custom Robo: Battle Revolution (Noise / Nintendo - GameCube - 2004)