#mery jane

[lukeskylovr]

yeah working in a rural second hand bookshop during winter is cool. i listen to hozier and searows on my lunch break and drink tea all day. it’s great. sometimes my grandma comes in just to talk to me at the front desk. i can do homework if it’s empty and there’s nothing to do. sure my back hurts but does your work have 80,000 books available to read at any time? i don’t think so

[zimothys-doodles]

NE content has been dry everywhere and considering that idk what I'm doing with the blog rn, yall deserve something at least

Including meris pre-ne design bc yea

[typhoidmeri]

Coffee and thrifted books.

[totallyf1ne]

Totally fine masterlist

★ Meet our main cast!

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🌀Story:

★ Chapter 1 - Bus stop

🌀 Extras:

★ Jane and Chester art

[girlthativealwaysbeen]

good morning my baby meri jane jahaan wishing you have a great day ahead and i saw that friends song fmv and their voices the way it compliments each others and you're my moon and star those lines haaye <3 thank you ik this isn't your type necessarily but this song is so <3 like your lips my lips apocalypse

good morning meri jaan 💝 you too okay have an awesome day and ikr idk if u know vmin lore but bts had a travel show called bon voyage and they jimin wrote v a handwritten letter and he cried and do yk they hold hands while performing this song? and when v says hey, jimin. today (in kr) it was cause they were recording it alternatively so they would leave messages for each other like aise hi fun meaningless messages and this was one of them? 🥺 also hawww babe how could you forget our melancholic rain song our dancing in the kitchen song? ofcourse i love it whenever i listen to it i loop it cause i just want to drink it live in it yk

[pablodelarcorey]

Marcos Hjorn / Mary Janes / Marcos - Aina / Shoe

[estefanyailen]

🤣 #LosNa. ❤️ como usan la de "lo que pasa es que sos un [insert your zodiac sign here] raro" como justificación por errarle o cuando no pega con vos la descripción berreta y te mandan "pasa que es por tu ascendente" o "estás más regido por tu sol". 🤣🤣🤣🤣 pa'lla tontos.

[sosuperawesome]

Plates // Jane and Mery

[adalineozie]

How did I not realize this sooner

So people have been saying how Gayatri should be nicknamed Meri Jaan mainly because it sounds like Mary Jane but then it hit me

Gayatri Singh -> Meri Jaan = Mary Jane -> MJ

GS =/= MJ

Gayatri Singh = Gwen Stacy

+ Both are daughters of police officers

She isn't Pavitr's Mary Jane, she's his Gwen Stacy 😭.

This movie is also very much about Gwen Stacy, is the movie also hinting to being about changing the fate of Gwen Stacy's in the multiverse??

[mashriqiyyah]

Hum insan baaz cheezon aur logo'n ke kho Jane ke mehaz tasawwur se bhi dar jate hain. Hum kehte hain, Aisa kabhi na ho, agar aisa hua to hum mar jayenge, ya ye na hua to zindagi ko jeena mushkil hojayega, ya ye ek Shey hai jiske baghayr hum nahi reh sakte...

Lekin pata hai phir kya hota hai? Jab hum kisi pyari shey ya insan ke humse door chalay jane ke khauf ko apne andar yun sambhalkr rakhte hain, ke phir wo khauf kahin na kahin humaray aur Allah ke talluq me dakhalandazi karne lag jaye to pata hai Allah subhanhuwata'ala kya saabit Karwa Detay Hain humpar? Ke duniya me aisa kuch nahi hai, Siwaye Allah Ki Zaat ke, jiske baghayr insan "jee" nahi sakta ho.

Wo khwaab jisko Haqeeqat banane me insan din raat ek kar de, wo aankhon ke saamne khaaq ban jata hai aur insan bas Bebasi se usay dekhta reh jata hai. Wo insan jisay hum apni jaan ke upar bhi tarjeeh den, wo iss qadar mayoos kardeta hai, ke ussay doori banane ke alawa koi raasta nh bachta, ya phir zindagi aur maut ka waqt uss insan ko humse door zameen ke neechay le jata hai aur hum Matti ki qabar par ronay ke alawa kuch nahi kar sakte. Allah aisa waqt Dikha Detay Hain, ke hum apne mehboob logo'n, cheezon, aur khwaabon ko apne haathon se dafna dete hain...aur uss waqt zehn me ye khayal aata hai, ke shayad iske baad saans band hojaye. Shayad ab kisi bhi lamhe zindagi khatm ho jaye. Lekin na saansein band hoti hain, na zindagi khatm hoti hai. Aur phir waqt ke saath, qarb me jeetay hue humein samajh aajata hai ke duniya ka sabse bada sadma ye hai, ke hum khatm nh hotay jab humari pasandeeda cheezein khatm hoti hain. Hum jee rhe hotay hain, chahay uss jeenay ki Wahid alamat ye ho ki hum saans lerhe hain. Tootay khwaab, bichhre hue mehboob aur gumshudah cheezon ke saath hum chalte rehte hai , jab tak meyaad hai, jeetay rehte hain. Ghum se bhari raaton me apni saansein aur imaan ko bachane ki koshish karte hain, kyunke Momin Nakeel Lagay oont ki tarah hai, jidhar usay le jaaya jaaye udhar hi chal padta hai. Momin umeed nahi haarta, Allah ke Reham se mayoos nahi hota, Momin har haal me Shukr aur Sabr ka aadi banta jata hai. Sabr ka pyala labrez bhi honay lag jaaye, to Momin yahi kehta hai,

Aapko raazi karne ke liye mai sabr karta rahunga (ya Allah) halanki mera Sabr mujhay jaan se maar raha hai. Ye meray liye kaafi hai ke Aap mujhsay raazi Hon, phir chahay mera Sabr meri jaan hi kyun na le.

✍🏻 ~ mashriqiyyah

[lukeskylovr]

cracking open my (my mum’s) copy of jane eyre for the 20th time for some fucking reason

[pyaariposting]

when Franz Kafka said,

"There are times when I'm convinced that I'm unfit for any human relationship"

and when Mohsin Naqvi said,

"Mere hathoñ ki lakiroñ meiñ ye aib hai Mohsin, Maiñ jis shakhs ko choo loon wo mera nahi rehta"

and when jaun elia said,

"Har shakhs meri zaat se jaane ke liye tha, Tu bhi to meri zaat se jane k liye hai."

~ my heart settled for it.

[tufaansthings]

sania ki ammi ki mazhabi chudai ki kahani

Sabhi readers ko mera salam me yeh ek real story batane jaa raha hu jo hamare  saath beeti hai baat tab ki hai jab me 10 class me tha us waqt meri age 15 to 16 thi mom ki age 33 hogi 38 ke boobs e paak gol matol  kamar 34 ki bilkul patli or gaand/ chutad ka kehna hi kya ubhri hui gol tight bilkul 40  kisi bhi mard ko dekh kar bas chodne ka man karega to jab mere 10th ke exams shuru hue mere abu ek job karte the kam hi ghar aate dubai me the unki age 46 thi ptle the to baat tab ki hai jab me school gayi thi us waqt trend facebool social media tha mene apni sabhi saheliyo se milkar ids banayi or ese hi baat cheet hone lagi tabhi mene meri ammi se sab bataya facebook or social media ke baare me ammi asal bht udas hoti thi abu se baat na hone par or ammi bht zyada mazhabi hai 5 waqt namaz hadis yeh sab me hi hoti thi kuch din baad ammi kuch badli badli si lagne lagi pata nhi kya hua tha par me khush thi achanak mene esa kuch dekha jise dekh kar meri halaq sukh gaya mene dekha ki ammi ki id me sab boys hai jo saare hindu hai tab mene ammi ke phone lekar dekha to usme bht si gandi baate likhi thi  or ammi nangi quran pakad kar pic le kar bhej rahi hai yallah use dekh kar mera sar chakra gaya mene khud se sawal kiya kya hogaya hai ammi to ek deen daar khatoon hai or mene dekha kai hindu maŕd ammi se dosti kar chuke the or ammi badh chad kar reply deti thi ek din mene dekha ki ammi kuch ajeeb se orange colour ke dupatte me thi jab me school se ghar aayi mujhe shak hone laga to me samaj gayi dal me kuch to kala hai mai ab ammi ka phone lene nhi de rahi thi or vo hamesha phone me hi dekh kar muskurati or chat me hi magan rehti beet ja samne aayi jab jummah ke din me jaldi ghar aagayi ghar hamesha khula hota tha aaj band qu hai or aaj to jummah hai mujhe laga ammi namaz padh rahi hai par me bahar wait karne lagi lakin bht der hogaya kuch samaj nhi aaya mene faisla kiya ki  me khud andar jaungi me khidki dèkhne lagi ek kismat se khidki khuli thi me ahista andar chaligayi jese mene ammi ko dekha us haal me mere to chakkar aagaye ammi ek kaale hatte katte aadmi ķe saath janimaaz par bethi thi unke pao ke pass quran thi or vo aadmi ammi ke safed boobs ko masal raha tha or me dang reh gayi lakin khud ko sambhal te hue apne bag rakh kar wapas jaakar dekha vo aadmi chala gaya tha ammi janimaaz par nangi leti thi ammi ki gaand e gumbazi mere muh ke tarf thi me saaf dekh rahi thi ki ammi ki doodh jeso gaand aaj ek laal bandar jesi ban gayi thi or us gaand se ajeeb sa chip chipa paani nikal kar janìmaaz par gir raha tha me samajh nhi paayi  mene ammi ki is harkat ka jayza mukammal lene ke liye socha ki qu na me agle jummah school na jau or yeh kya kar rahi he dekhu lakin 1 hafta mujbe chain nhi mila meri bhi chut us manzar ka maza lene lagi or me kai dafa us manzar ko yaad kar chut me ungli ki hu

Or aakhir jummah ka din aagaya mene plan ke mutabiq school se chutti leli or ghar se bag lekar nikal gayi or mene khidki khuli chordi or me ghoomne firne lagi ese hi kuch der baad me ghar gayi to dekha ghar ka kaam sab ho chuka hai ammi gate me kisi ke intezaar me thi mene yeh bhi dekha ammi burqa phni thi jo bahar jane ke liye hi phñti hai kuch der baad vahi aadmi ghar aaya bag lekar ab ammi use andar bhejdi or kuch der or khadi rahi ese hi bahar or bahar se door lock kaŕ diya ammi ne or bahar chali gayi mene socha yeh kya hai tabhi ammi piche ke door ke raste ghar me dakhil gogayi or me samaj gayi kya mamla hai yeh or me bhi plan mitabiq ghar me khidki se chali gayi mene dekha vo kafir tha ek dum se hatta katta kala or voh ammi ke namaz ki jgha par khada tha or bilkul nanga yallah kya batau uski baazu e napaak ekdum se mote body builder or uska to yallah kalala uncut tha jo ese latak raha tha jese koi kaala sota hua naag ho or uspar se uski kaali chamdi aahh yallah mujhe to dar hi lagne laga

Ammi jese andar aayi azan hone lagi or ab voh kafir ke samne ammi burqe me khadi thi ammi jhat se us kafir ke gale mil gayi jses hi us kafir ne ammi ki gale lagaya ammi ese sehem uthi jese unki yaad me kab se tadpi ho

Ab voh habshi ammi ko kiss karne laga yallah kesa manzar hai ek namazi deendaar ammi jo ek kafir ke saath azan ke waqt lipti hai or uski emaani momina beti apni ammi ko dekh lazzat e paak le rahi hai yallah

Fir us kafir ne ammi ko 20 mint kiss kiya or uske baad jo hua me to dang reh gayi

Ammi jese burqa hatayi ammi ke jism par allah likha hua tha khaas unke emaani boobs e anwar e muqadas par or unki chut ke paak rasta e noorani or chutad e azmati e azadari ke darmiyaan aaahh meri ammi aahh allah

Us kafir ne kaha chal randi wazu karva apne aqa ko keh kar vo kafir janimaz ke samne chote se stool par tange fayla kar beth gaya ammi jhat se uske trishool e napaak par jhapat padi or bulnadi se bislullah allah bullah alshuru keh kar muh me lund e trishool uncut pevast karliya or ese chaatne lagi jese koi bacchi lolipop choosti hai

Apni ammi ko esa karte dekh meri to inteha na rahi mujhe apni ammi ki noorani gaand saaf nazar aane lagi jisse kafir ki haatho me khul masal rahi thi me apni ammi ki islami namazi gaand ko masalta hua dekh azan sun rahi thi aaahhh

Kuch der baad ammi khadi hogayi or musalle par karir let gaya or ammi us kafir ke muh par beth gayi or kaha bislullah or kafir ke muh par apni namazi islami 5 waqt namazi chut e ala islami ko rakh kar apne emaani boobs e paak ko masalne lagi yallah ammi jaan ki islami chut kis kafir ki napaak zubaar se choosrahi yallah ammi jaan ki chut ul al ameen aahh ammi jaan

Esa kuch derbaad ammi kafir ke lund par jhat se gir padhi or uskafir ke muh par chip chipa sa paani laga hua tha jise usne chaat poora peeliya ab

Us kafir ne kaha chal mulli wazu to karli ab namaz ada karle ammi jhat khadi hokar kafir e trishool ko maslne lagi or choosne lagi kuch der baad ammi sajde me chali gayi or kaha kàfir malik ap yaha aajay apki sajdedaar islami ap ki lund e uncut ki bhook se tadap rahi hai malik

Or voh kafir quran par paun laga kar ammi ki fayli hui islami mubarak chutad e sajdedaar ke beech gaya or jaha allah likhata vaha 3 baar thuk kar usne apna napaak lund geela kiya or kaha aaj me ise poora islam sikhaunga

Or ammi ke latakte hue islami emaani nipples bilkul tane hue the or mene dekha ammi ki muh par muskaan thi

Ab ammi ne kaha malik tadpaiye mat mujhe apke trishool se mujhe ibadat karne ka moqa ata karye malik ab raha nhi jata

Yeh sunkar kafir ne ammi ki emaani chut ki darar e chutad par ragadne laga or jhat se ek baar me poora ka poora lund pevast kardiya meri emaani sajdedaar ammi ki islami chut me aaahh allah ammi ke muh se nikala aaahhh allah me margayi aaahhhu malkiyomideeni aaahhhh

Ab kafir be inteha tezi se chodne laga vaha namaz chalu hi yaha ammi ke dhakke chalu hue aahh me apni ammi ko dekhte hue chut sehlane lagi musal sal 20 mint ki chudai tàba tod hui me 5 dafa jhad gayi or ammi janimaaz e muslamme par giri thi mene dekha ki voh kala topa ke gulhabi trishool ab choot gaya ammi ki emaani chut me yallah

Or voh aadmi bahar chalagay

[syyedmohdsaad]

Aj ma ne jummah ki namaz ke baad rote huwe apne Allah se ek baat poochi ke Usne yehee azmaish hee kyun bheji yaani Usne is hee tareege se mujhe kyun aazmaya or azmaa rahein hein, yaani Wo koi aur azmaish bhi toh bhej sakta the na... lekin phir foran khyaal aaya ke kya pta agr ye azmaish naa aati toh ma utna apne Rabb ke kareeb na hota, mujhe meri khushiyan toh miljaati lekin ma apne Allah ki dosti na pehchaan sakta. Kyun ke kuch azmaishein apko aapke

Rabb ke paas jane par majboor kr deti hein, itna majboor ke apka dil bas namaz se jur jaata hai. Ab samjh ai ke duniya Allah hee ki marzi se guzaarni parti hai warna ap shikwon aur khwaahishon mein itna gum ho jaate ho ke is aarzi duniya ke badle apni us na khatm hone waali jannat ko bhool jaate ho .

Isilieh Allah se apne liye duain maangna karein, apne liye uski dosti aur saath maanga karein, wo saath hai toh guzaara hai . Uske bageir kuch din toh khush rahloge lekin phir yehee khudgarz duniya apse aapki aakhrat cheen legi .

" Jab Allah kisi se uski pyaari cheez le leta hai aur wo uspe sabr karta hai toh Allah ke paas usko dene ke liye Jannat ke siwa kuch nahi "- Prophet Muhammad pbuh

[mehreenkhan]

When Qateel Shifai wrote

Dur tak chaye the badal aur kahin saya na tha / Is tarah barsaat ka mausam kabhi aya na tha

When Parveen Shakir said

Kuch to tere mausam hi mujhe raas kam aye / Aur kuch meri miti main baghawat bhi buhat thi

And when Rahat Indori wrote

Main akhir konsa mausam tumhare naam kardeta / Yahan har ik mausam ko guzar jane ki jaldi thi

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Ballister's Bollywood Playlist (part 1)

If English pop songs with lyrics like "Michelle Obama" and "all the way to Paris" exist in Nimona, I am adopting the belief that Bollywood songs exist as well.

So, here is Ballister's sad breakup playlist from Bollywood, that he was listening to in his evil lair, wearing his Goldenloin-endorsed sad knight pajamas, while having Nachos without olives. Lyrics translations under the cut

Jag Soona Soona Lage from Om Shanti Om

Bhare Naina (with translation) from Ra.One

Tadap Tadap Ke from Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

Bhula Dena from Aashiqui 2

Tu Jane Na from Ajab Prem ki Ghazab Kahani

Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

Tere bina Zindagi se koi Shikwa to Nahi from Aandhi

Jag Soona Soona Lage

Might make a part 2 if I am feeling like it

English translations:

Tadap Tadap Ke

Tere Bina Zindagi se koi Shikwa to Nahi

Bhula Dena

Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi